Hostages in the Animal World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNka9369t6Y Found in the Barbie aisle at Wal-mart. Try explaining the name to your kid.

Jooooooooozotica gimmel

I had too many Hava Nagilah posts for one post. Here’s a techno-ish version of Hava Nagilah: Presenting “Hava Nagilah” [Length = 4:13] A proof that some cultures just shouldn’t do another culture’s traditional, cultural music. If you know what the lyrics of Hava Nagilah are supposed to sound like, you’ll know it’s not supposed [...]

2009: The Year In Review: Betrayal Edition

A year ago, we didn’t have an Executive Order authorizing the immigration and placement of thousands of Palestinians in the U.S. A year ago, U.S. taxpayers weren’t funding and facilitating abortions in other countries. A year ago, five percent fewer federal employees made over $100,000.00 a year.  It must be nice to get a raise [...]

Things that go boom

our current ships guns 5″ Some other Navy guns 6″ and 8″ and the 16″ Even better but no movies

HHD – Far East Edition

First, Andy Lau.  Famous for being a pop star and actor from Hong Kong. (Don’t tell anybody but AlexTheChick and Geoff have a teensy weensy crush on Andy.) Heading to South Korea, we see Lee Byung Hun, famous for being that one guy in G.I. Joe Jetting off to India, we find Neil Nitin Mukesh.  [...]

Why Do I Live In A State Filled With Dirty Stinking Hippies That Is Controlled By Democrats?

  This is why.  I came out from a foot x-ray this morning, and saw the sun come up behind Mt. Rainier.  The ice fog in the lowlands made a nice touch.

This will not end well

Trust the Japanese to think of this: See-Through Goldfish Developed in Japan The reason?  ”The transparent creatures are part of efforts to reduce the need for dissections, which have become increasingly controversial, particularly in schools.” One would think that a society that has lived under the constant and daily threat of being attacked by Godzilla or [...]

Avoid these haircuts and clothes

Are you constantly being bullied by middle school toughs in the late 80s/early 90s?  If you answered “Yes, Oh, God, yes, please make it stop!” then here are some tips for you: Also, it’s important to stand up to a bully, even if he possesses supernatural powers… Remember, he’s just insecure.  And that George Lucas [...]

My Favorite Story of the Weekend

Hello.  How was your weekend?  Mine was okay.  Actually, it sucked, but that’s really none of your concern, so I’ll just move on. I stayed pretty much completely off the grid this weekend.  Almost no computers, no TV, no newspapers, nothing.  However, this story did break through my self-imposed information blockade. I’m sure this story [...]

The Day After The Day After Christmas Poatse

This is awesome. * Oooo look, pretty balloons! * How to seed a pomegranate without looking like a douche. * * Ear worm.  Mary-Jo-Lisa. * Congratulations on the new job, xbrad.