[UPDATE: Rosetta]
It is common knowledge that putting a sock on a cat’s head is a great way to spend an afternoon laughing. Same for putting tape on a cat; that’s also awesome fun. Here’s something that’s new to me. It almost makes me want to get a cat just so I can put mittens on him.
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mesablue, WTF?
http://tinyurl.com/yeg8snq
This is the worst poat in the hysterectomy of the innertubbies.
I’m gonna laugh at Rachel Maddow all day long.
That is too funny. Stupid lesbian.
Alright…who’s making coffee?
http://tinyurl.com/yh2myds
*** Watches Video ***
*** Swears off CatNip for 48 hours ***
*** Puts Coffee on Counter ***
Ms. PattyAnn, before you go out, you are going to need to button up them top three. There will be traffic “accidents”……
#$%&*@$!….”errands”…..
What’s for breakfast, cat?
http://tinyurl.com/ykgahaa
Sox? SOX! Dammit.
*rolls out of dog-bed*
Little help over here.
http://tinyurl.com/yequzwr
I’ve gotta go do important stuff. I’ll be biting at your heels later.
In the meantime, as a reminder,
this is you: http://tinyurl.com/youdouche
and this is me: http://tinyurl.com/pupster2step
Wow. What a nice day!
Sitting on the deck drinking coffee 68 sunny.
nice.
Morning, all. Coffee.
Mwah to PA!
Gonna be sunny and mid 70’s here today, Vmax!
Clint, I tried to message you yesterday on FB, but neither one would go through.
Mwah back!
World’s best update has been added to this POS post.
Good morning, kids!
That video is pretty funny. I like it that they added “Pope” as a subtitle, so we’d know who he actually was.
Car-n:
yeah, she is supposed to be an Oxford grad as well, IIRC.
http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2060135_cat_survives_swallowing_inchlong_needle
Sox?
Hostages Grandchild Community Theater
4 YO was watching cartoon Max & Ruby. A letter segment came on. Audio: The Big S gives the Little s a sandwich.
Her version: The Big Ass gives the Little ass a sandwich. The Little ass will be big now.
fin
PA: daughter loves Max & Ruby
Mornin’ Hostages. Happy birthday to me.
My 9 year-old daughter makes the best birthday cards. There are only so many more of these before it becomes uncool and she starts sending those cheesy-ass eCards.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30502068&l=a3537902a4&id=1011144896&subject=Mobile Uploads
That card is awesome. Happy Birthday, Andy!!
Here’s a cake for you.
http://tinyurl.com/yd6nn2g
happy B-day Andy. Now STFU
http://www.resistnet.com/profiles/blogs/bluedog-callathon-amp-barbecue#housecall
My daughter loved Max & Ruby when she was little. Her mom and I thought it was stoo-pid.
Now her #1 cartoon is Phineas and Ferb, which is teh awesome since it throws in little nuggets for the adults (lifting the scene from Armageddon when they’re walking to the rocketship they built, Captain Kirk “I need more power” impressions, etc.).
As I see it, the final step in the progression is South Park! That may result in divorce, though.
No mention of SpongeBob Square Pants?? That show cracks me up!
Required: Happy B-day Andy. Now STFU.
Hostages Grandchild Community Theater
Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hostage Child in Religion Class
Child: Take the log out of your own eye before taking one from a neighbor’s yard.
Fin.
Here’s a cake for you.
+8 for concept.
-5 for execution.
Not nearly bloody enough.
Happy birthday, Andy!
Eddie: thanks for the friending over at face chimp. BTW: Nixon and Elvis–niiice.
Happy Birthday Andy!
I didn’t get you anything.
But here, you can have this.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1250/1393787826_01362c7e2e.jpg?v=0
It’s my favorite pencil. I want you to have it.
Andy: I was up all night making this for you
http://tinyurl.com/yjze5j8
lauraw–you know that they can now match bitemarks and pull saliva DNA from your pencil. Just sayin.
Perfect. Cyn’s cake pic looks more like a delivery room than that other one.
And thanks for all the gifts. You guys are the best.
* clears cache *
you know that they can now match bitemarks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ
Happy Birfday Andrew.
It was great to meet you. Let’s storm the castle again next spring or whenever they chip the ice offa everybody up there.
Cyn, that is why I can never commit a crime. I’m always leaving drool and bitemarks around.
lauraw…twitter? really?
Cyn, that is why I can never commit a crime. I’m always leaving drool and bitemarks around.
Just watching your
humpback.cyn:
You’re welcome. I am an Elvis fan
Oh, and Spongebob kicks ass.
oh, and HB, Andy. Glad you joined the team.
Not me. I wear gloves and footies. Scrubs.
I was never there.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1250/1393787826_01362c7e2e.jpg?v=0
It’s my favorite pencil. I want you to have it.
Andy: I was up all night making this for you
http://tinyurl.com/yjze5j8
Hahahahahahaha. H2 has funny chicks.
STFU wiserbud.
STFU wiserbud.
sorry.
Same here, DiT.
Hopefully the CT environmental protection division will drop the charges by then.
That is a beautiful card, Andy. Happy Birthday.
oh, and HB, Andy. Glad you joined the team.
Hahahahahaha. I’m sure Andy feels special because you wished him an HB.
Lazy bastard.
Watcha doing this weekend, Rosie?
http://tinyurl.com/klxwjy
I traveled with an idiot Obama worshipper the past few days.
I had to listen to how Michelle is the most beautiful woman in the world and how , despite any reality whatsoever, she has “faith” that Obama’s economic plans will work out perfectly for us all. She also said ” a little communism is a good thing.” Oh, and Everyone around the world hated Bush. Everyone. Every single person, bar none.
So, I expect kudos for not murdering her and burying her in a swamp.
Hahahahahaha. I’m sure Andy feels special because you wished him an HB.
I pride myself on my efficiency and economy of motion.
sorry.
wiser,invite her to the next CT meetup. Then throw her in the fucking ocean.
I pride myself on my efficiency and economy of motion.
So, I expect kudos for not murdering her and burying her in a swamp.
+2 Nobel Peace Prizes
wiser,invite her to the next CT meetup. Then throw her in the fucking ocean.
I thought that that was Dave’s special prize!?
Watcha doing this weekend, Rosie?
Working on my wicked combat skillz.
http://tinyurl.com/yjddmvh
For the record, I love SpongeBob. Patrick’s my favorite.
Doesn’t this music just wanna make you dance?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scEgX_CI2P8
I wasn’t thrown into the ocean.
I was drawn to it.
Riding on a wave she came
Why do I click links like this when I know they’ll just piss me off?
I’d like to see that cocksucker Gerry Rivers pay a visit to Killeen and say this shit. The people I feel most sorry for are the actual victims. Not fakey multi-culti aggrieved class “victims”, but actual, individual dead and wounded human beings and their loved ones.
At least it’s not too early to start drinking.
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2009/11/geraldo-discusses-ft-hood-attacks-slams-us-for-widespread-predjudice-discrimination-against-muslims-video/
wiserbud was confused by his extreme unpopularity and inability to secure a date to prom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Bn4m6dQbI
Hahahahahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4iY6ML82HE
um Andy Happy Birthday and I left you a cheesy ecard on your face chimp page
Just saw it, sohos, and I LOVE IT!
That Tigger is a hell of an actor.
If you’re not a flaming homo but you want to be, watch this.
man-lesbian, answer your damn cell phone!!!!
Am I the only one who first thought they were dressed like sperm?
man-lesbian, answer your damn cell phone!!!!
Why?
Why?
good point.
Happy Birthday, Andy!! I loved your daughter’s sweet card and made one of my own for you,
http://tinyurl.com/naef6t
(good luck with that)
seriously, give me a call, baldy.
I just called your fat lazy ass and got your completely gay voicemail.
Rosetta and Wiserbud remineiscing on the phone about their last get-together with their other fluffy friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtONY_47fB8
Cyn that is brilliant I am stealing it
Rosie, re: our conversation:
Never mind. I found my mistake. I’m an idiot.
Like anyone is surprised by that.
I just called your fat lazy ass and got your completely gay voicemail.
Yeah, his ass sounds pretty gay over the phone.
I’m flattered that you would steal my stuff Sohos. I keep giggling when I see the “Nesting… and Licking… and Mating” part at about 0:56. May be the gheyest video evah!
Mare, let’s rassle.
Never mind. I found my mistake. I’m an idiot.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Let’s see….someone made an error…either Charles Schwab or wiserbud…hmmmm.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
i’m glad you figured it out.
Cyn gets ready for bed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWKmQSc3XhU
Will one of you try to access Proof of Life and let me know if you are successful?
The faggot isn’t letting me in for some reason.
I do not approve of the last video.
I got into it just fine Rosie.
I got in and porknbsbsbsbssb gave me a dirty look when I scrolled by her picture.
“faggot”
You obviously hate muslims.
Hayzeus Crestay! And I’m accused of crappy poats? I could smell this one the minute I turned on my computer!
You obviously hate muslims.
Or Harley riders
Well WTF??
Anyway, IMPORTANT H2 PoL UPDATE:
Local hot chick Car In has updated her photo to an actual photo and not some performance art POS. Sadly there are no dildos on the bookshelf behind her which she was disappointed ito note.
Hahahaha.
I got in and porknbsbsbsbssb gave me a dirty look when I scrolled by her picture.
Hahahahaha. Beasn is mean like that.
Will one of you try to access Proof of Life and let me know if you are successful?
The faggot isn’t letting me in for some reason.
Baldy, quit using “Borgnine Method” as the password. Geeeezzz.
Do the grocery shopping and clean my house or write a rant?
Decisions, decisions.
Given the crowd you attract BiW, I’d shut it down and hide in a corner.
Baldy, quit using “Borgnine Method” as the password. Geeeezzz.
Hahahahahahaha. The Borgnine Method.
STFU.
Given the crowd you attract BiW, I’d shut it down and hide in a corner.
Well, I can have a little conflict among my freinds, or I could have BrewFan. Which would you choose?
Car in. . . bringing the cleavage!! SWEET!
Brew. He can be trained.
Brew. He can be trained.
I get tired of the little puddles of Cream of Sum Yung Guy he leaves behind when he eats.
I get tired of the little puddles of Cream of Sum Yung Guy he leaves behind when he eats.
Keep him in the run, spray it down every other day.
I got in ok.
IMPORTANT AMAZING VIDEO UPDATE. STAY TUNED
Keep him in the run, spray it down every other day.
Just not worth it. Too hard to talk to him about the topic at hand when I really want to say “Wipe your chin, you left a little there.” Awkward.
Pansy
Please tell me the top video is not bukkake.
Carin looks terrific. I think I can tell her wait loss from her old picture to the new one. Regardless she looks great.
Beeeeeach.
Steyn sees elephant in room, mentions it.
http://tinyurl.com/y89prom
I have a Facechimp friend who is incarcerated (told you I was a Redneck(tm)).
I keep seeing the name pop up with a suggestion to “Help make Facebook better for her by … ” Yeah, I’m sure a better Facebook experience is high on her fucking priority list right about now.
Please tell me the top video is not bukkake.
Hahahahahaha.
Are you saying we need more bukkake videos here?
I don’t get the top video in the post, however it makes me want to say this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFl7f7UmbRY
Yeah, Rosie. That Steyn article pretty much nails it.
rosetta, email.
“rosetta, email.”
Ooooooooh Rosetta is PattyAnn’s bitch.
Important video update
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9squrGVbs
My Friday night project, had to replace the old Little Geek.
The new one is hungry for your soul.
“Ooooooooh Rosetta is PattyAnn’s bitch.”
I can almost communicate with him WITH MY MIND.
I can almost communicate with him WITH MY MIND
It might work better if Rosie had a brain.
Andy, I don’t know if you saw it, but I wished you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY up thread and made a card for you.
Hahaha. Sweet card.
It’s all about sharing the love here.
Happy birthday Andy. I can’t make up my mind what to get you, so I’ll let you decide:
http://bacn.me/dn2
It might work better if Rosie had a brain.
Here…I have something for you, punkass.
http://tinyurl.com/ybs5fz6
coolness
“It’s all about sharing the love here.”
That’s one way to look at it.
Tat, since Rosetta’s missing right now, we could make fun of him.
Rosetta, NOOOOO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV6Bsym9wmU
I REALLY wish Car In was around right now.
All you idiots don’t forget to check out her new PoL picture.
I told Rosie, when I sent him the picture, that I wished I had thought to put a dildo in the bookshelves behind me.
Always a day late, dollar short. That’s me.
Hahaha, Dave. I’ll see you that one and raise you this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM_vLk1I6G4
How did Dave get a hold of PJM’s home videos?
Here…I have something for you, punkass.
http://tinyurl.com/ybs5fz6
Rosie’s a lesbo?
I’m here, for a moment. Thanks for changing the pic.
Today is yardwork day. I just came in for lunch and found out that FUCKING VOTE is going to be taken today.
ARG.
Carin, check your pic again.
Andy – Happy Birthday, douche guzzler.
JEBUS STOP MAKIN THE LEAVES FALL INNA WATER GODDANGIT
So that’s what that vinegary taste is. Thanks, MCPOlderThanMe.
Fack. The assholes on the teevee right now.
Fucking fucker liar.
Rosetta, NOOOOO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV6Bsym9wmU
YAY!!!!! That was a good one.
http://tinyurl.com/yh252n2
“Tat, since Rosetta’s missing right now, we could make fun of him.”
hahahahahahahaha….stupid Rosetta.
I love that video.
Carin, check your pic again.
Woot! Really, what did Rosie do ? Lol
Fack. The assholes on the teevee right now.
Fucking fucker liar.
Hey stinky, how does your new picture look in PoL?
Carin what’s on tv right now that’s making you want to kill?
HA! Hilarious.
But, it would have been funnier if I had thought to really put one back there.
Well done, Rosie.
JEBUS STOP MAKIN THE LEAVES FALL INNA WATER GODDANGIT
*dumps a bunch of leaves in Dave’s pool*
Obama. Talking about the historic vote.
Fack fack fack.
I pure hate yew now Rosetta
Well done, Rosie.
Hahahahahahahaha. As much as I would like to take credit for that, alas, I cannot.
Pupster has breakfast: http://tinyurl.com/yewxnht
hahahahahahahaha….stupid Rosetta.
WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!
“Pupster has breakfast: http://tinyurl.com/yewxnht”
hahahahahahahahaahah
“WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR FAT FACE!!!!”
I WILL!! RIGHT AFTER I KICK YOUR FAT ASS!!!!!!
Mare and Rosetta (after he gets his ass kicked):
http://tinyurl.com/y8h9ytj
The Asian Baby Jesus enjoys a few appetizers at the Company fall Picnic: http://tinyurl.com/yeuydbe
“Agile Dog” was a misnomer: http://tinyurl.com/yb3e986
I WILL!! RIGHT AFTER I KICK YOUR FAT ASS!!!!!!
That’s it. After I use the rest room, I’m going to kill you.
http://tinyurl.com/ykc6f2s
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I swear I have the humor of a 9 year old boy.
http://tinyurl.com/ygzy367
Mare + Goatse
http://tinyurl.com/yfka53u
I have to go get a haircut.
fuck
I’m gonna take a nap.
Stupid Mare, did you see the kitten mitten video? Does Puka have mittens? WTF.
Fool! You’re the hairless bear:
http://tinyurl.com/yjwgupp
hahahahahahaha….That popped up when I googled “hairless bear.”
I’m going to take a nap while I get a haircut.
I’m going to the combination Haircut and Nap shop.
I’m gonna take a nap.
That’s odd. I don’t recall giving you permission to take a nap.
I’m going to the combination Haircut and Nap shop.
Nap shop? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
HISS!!! HISS!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I always laugh at the kitten mitten’s cat.
Mare after attempting to put Kitten Mittens on Puka:
http://tinyurl.com/y9efm8f
Mare + Goatse
hahahahaha…What a stupid horse.
Mare after attempting to put Kitten Mittens on Puka:
http://tinyurl.com/y9efm8f
Those flowers on the table are from me.
“Those flowers on the table are from me.”
The card was sweet…..”Shut your fat face, love, Rosetta”
Tonight may be a good time for a joke thread.
Pupster, butt pirate.
http://tinyurl.com/yrdycj
Tonight may be a good time for a joke thread.
You and I are soul mates. We should make out. I’ve thought that this morning and I already have the theme.
Nice POL Carin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZl3gGV4H6c
I especially like the purple bong on your book shelf.
The card was sweet…..”Shut your fat face, love, Rosetta”
I drew a picture of a monkey washing a cat on the back.
“You and I are soul mates. We should make out.”
Yes and I already bought my spearmint gum.
tough room
Dave -There are two people on this thread ignoring everyone but each other. . .I won’t mention any names.
I especially like the purple bong on your book shelf.
*note to self: never do bong hits with Cyn*
Mare, did you know that MCPO and Dave are lovers?
I swear
I have all men have the humor of a 9 year old boy.Fixed for accuracy
MASSIVE HTML FAIL!!!!!
*note to self: never do bong hits with Cyn*
hahahahahahaha
Rosetta, let’s continue to ignore MCPO until he stops interfering with our love.
Fucking HTML.
MOM!!! MARE AND ROSETTA ARE DOING IT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER AGAIN!!!
“Mare, did you know that MCPO and Dave are lovers?”
Yes, I heard Dave and MCPO like to do it in water. Dave keeps mentioning his pool. He even posted a video on how he keeps it clean after they’ve been in it.
L to R: MCPO, Chris Christie
http://tinyurl.com/ycpbh3f
Fine. FINE.
*gets a haircut
Hey, Mare! Is it time for lunch??
http://tinyurl.com/yhxtxqb
HAHAHAH!
Who’s Chris Christie?
Dave and MCPO??
http://www.bilerico.com/2008/04/karen4.JPG
“Hey, Mare! Is it time for lunch??”
hahahahahahah….yes.
Rosetta is gonna look swell once his retainer comes off: http://tinyurl.com/yje7p8a
Rosetta, let’s continue to ignore MCPO until he stops interfering with our love.
Hahahahahahaha.
L to R: Mare, Rosetta, MCPO
http://tinyurl.com/yhb7yxv
L to R: MCPO’s prom date, MCPO, Dave in Texas
http://tinyurl.com/yf7a4pm
MCPO?
http://tinyurl.com/qloj8u
“L to R: MCPO’s prom date, MCPO, Dave in Texas”
hahahahahahaaah
L to R: Wiserbud, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/yakmpfn
“L to R: Mare, Rosetta, MCPO”
LOL…hahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who’s Chris Christie?
MCPO’s pitcher.
L to R: Wiserbud, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/yakmpfn
EEEEWWWWWW!!
Wonder why Rosetta didn’t use his Fraternity photo for POL?
http://tinyurl.com/yfv2wob
This thread is so immature, I love it.
L to R: Wiserbud, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/yakmpfn
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
L to R: wiserbud, Rosetta, MCPO
http://tinyurl.com/yhb7yxv
MCPO is a catcher??!!11??
EEEEWWWWWW!!
“L to R: wiserbud, Rosetta, MCPO”
LOL
I’m not sure that Shim’s new glasses are giving him that “Macho” look he was going for: http://tinyurl.com/yznpdaq
Sitting on my ass watching Unforgiven on the tube.
Fine birthday fun, even if “deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”
This thread is so
immature, I love it.**she crosses fingers and prays that she doesn’t fuckup her HTML again*
Cat = mare
Kid = MCPO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjt_6iWscTY&feature=player_embedded
Cat = mare
Kid = MCPO
HAHAHAHA!!
The new TPS report covers are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzwyy7o
Hey, Cyn!
How was karaoke last night?? http://tinyurl.com/yfnz25k
I came in second to last place!
I hope your haircut nap goes well today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-rjR3-H-g
The new TPS report covers are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Ummm … yeah … I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday to take them away.
Mr. Cyn and the boys went to watch a high school hockey game last night. They said that the game was awesome; my oldest said he wanted to ride the zamboni. I was so proud!! I asked if they got the words down to the song…”what song, mom?” Damn ice rink manager man. So I found this for them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkJbvv3pHg
Unforgiven is an outstanding movie.
4.698 out of 5 bald heads.
I think Clint won the Nobel Peace Prize for it.
Cyn, are you originally from Arizona?
Nope. A Hoosier Girl.
I think Clint won the Nobel Peace Prize for it.
Hahahahahahahaha.
Have you seen Gran Torino?
Have you seen Gran Torino?
It’s next up in the Netflix queue. You must have ESPN.
You always been a mid-west girl, Rosetta?
National Anthem just played on TV for start of football game. Still gives me chills and makes me want to stand up here at home.
You always been a mid-west girl, Rosetta?
Yes. Born in Missouri, lived in Kansas for a while when I was little and then to St. Louis.
Here’s a picture of me from when I lived in Kansas.
http://tinyurl.com/yc4bsyr
It’s next up in the Netflix queue. You must have ESPN.
I am teh smarteh.
Gran Torino is, in my opinion, the second best Clint flick after Unforgiven.
How old are you today, Andy?
Here’s a picture of me from when I lived in Kansas.
http://tinyurl.com/yc4bsyr
You look a bit older now, but I can definitely see it in your eyes.
Any body here able to help me with a zipper problem?
You got the beasns before the frank Cyn?
Any body here able to help me with a zipper problem?
If it’s the unzipping part, I can help with that.
What the hell are you doing today, Pup?
Rosetta sings — http://i.imgur.com/ar3YF.jpg
>>beasns before the frank
HAHAHA!
No, my youngest managed to get the stopping end of the zipper into the zip thingy and I can’t get it out.
41.
Unforgiven is, IMO, the best Western ever. Great cast (Hackman was perfect … PERFECT … for Little Bill), great story, and the deconstuction of the movie version of the “Wild West” into something less romanticized and more realistic, where the “good guys” and “bad guys” are separated by a pretty thin line add up to teh awesome.
No, my youngest managed to get the stopping end of the zipper into the zip thingy and I can’t get it out.
Can you draw a picture of that? I don’t understand.
Or take a picture and email it to me. I will figure out a way to fix it.
Baby cleans up room with magic rolling around power…
41.
Man…you’re old as dirt.
Unforgiven is, IMO, the best Western ever. Great cast (Hackman was perfect … PERFECT … for Little Bill), great story, and the deconstuction of the movie version of the “Wild West” into something less romanticized and more realistic, where the “good guys” and “bad guys” are separated by a pretty thin line add up to teh awesome.
Agreed.
I spent the late morning and afternoon horse-whipping my boys into raking leaves while I chopped down dead stuff in the flowerbeds with a machete, lawnmower and tactical nukes.
I shall spend the remainder of the afternoon/evening drinking sweet tea vodka and watching THE Ohio State University punt the ball deep into Nifty lion territory.
If I can find a dirt hill in central Ohio I may do this later this evening:
http://tinyurl.com/ygngy8j
You?
Mesa’s videos never cease to amuse or amaze me. Frequently make me wonder about mankind.
Baby cleans up room with magic rolling around power…
That baby is not a real redhead.
Iowa lost.
Dummies.
Navy ahead of Notre Dame. Yeah. I hate Notre Dame with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. F U catholics who give honors to the most liberal, pro baby killing EVER!
Hey, Notre Dame, do you have an abortion clinic on campus? ASSHOLES!!!!
I spent the late morning and afternoon horse-whipping my boys into raking leaves while I chopped down dead stuff in the flowerbeds with a machete, lawnmower and tactical nukes.
Hahahahahaha.
I shall spend the remainder of the afternoon/evening drinking sweet tea vodka and watching THE Ohio State University punt the ball deep into Nifty lion territory.
I have been a piece of shit all day. I need to get off my ass and go do something productive so I can hang out here and have guilt-free fun later.
What sweet tea vodka are you sucking on? Jeremiah Weed? I have a bottle of that in my fridge as we speak.
I plan on making out with it later.
No, my youngest managed to get the stopping end of the zipper into the zip thingy and I can’t get it out.
Can you draw a picture of that? I don’t understand.
I was trying to look at it like I was some kind of fucking seamstress. FAIL. I hate it when some of those wymmin thoughts creep into my head.
Looked at it logically, lit a cigarette, and with ashes dangling like my grandma making spagetti sauce…Voy O La! Fixed, and no BFH needed!
That baby is not a real redhead.
At least the baby didn’t puke.
Mare, are you drunk?
Why not?
I’ve felt this way for a long time. This is from Jaded Haven which I stole from American Digest:
I find myself increasingly repulsed by Muslim practices and beliefs. Middle Eastern, African, Asian, American, the country of origin makes no difference. Women and children treated as chattel, genital mutilation, child brides, honor killings, culturally accepted pedophilia, the black drapes and head coverings, no rights, no votes, little to non-existent educational opportunities, no voice, no choices, no recourse. Persecution of homosexuals. Imprisonment, stoning and whipping for morality crimes. Lack of free speech. The foul treatment of non-Muslims in Islamic countries. The demented hatred of Jews. Sharia Law. Wahhabism. Madrasas. Blind obedience to Mullahs. Praying towards Mecca – a place on the map few will ever see. Individuality is shut down, originality and freedom of the mind discouraged. Islam pisses on human talents that fall outside the dark walls of its faith. Hell, I even dislike their dislike of dogs
I want to slide down the hill with Pupster! Man that looked like fun!!
At least the baby didn’t puke.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/ylqwwjh
“Mare, are you drunk?”
No, just passionate about exposing bullshit.
I need to go workout to get some of this agitation out.
I’ll have what Mare is having!!
I like the Firefly better than the Weed.
http://fireflyvodka.com/
They both kick ass, but Firefly is a little sweeter which makes lazyboy jesus happy.
Mare
+1
Cyn, I would just throw the kid out and get a new one.
Don’t think that that didn’t cross my mind, PJM!
“Cyn, I would just throw the kid out and get a new one.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Mare, have you tried Pilates?
Uniball swears by it.
http://tinyurl.com/yb47qmd
http://jadedhaven.wordpress.com/2008/11/29/scheherazade-needs-a-new-tale/
That is the whole essay from Jaden Haven. I LOVE IT. No punches pulled. I agree with it all.
They both kick ass, but Firefly is a little sweeter which makes lazyboy jesus happy.
I’ll try Firefly next time. If it sucks I will put you in the wood chipper.
Pupster….you need a good spanking.
But that gif was funny.
Pupster = GIF Master of the Universe
L to R
Pupster, Rosetta, Mare, Andy
http://tinyurl.com/ybkvu5z
L to R
Pupster, Rosetta, Mare, Andy
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….Pupster, I howled!!!!
When we were at the shop this morning, hubby asked me what my plans were for the rest of the day. Swiftly, I tried to change color like an octopus and vanish into the background. But he continued to look right at me. So then I made some vague lip-movements and small, confusing sounds. Undeterred, he announced that he was going to do some cleaning-type chores around the house.
Unfortunately, he meant it.
SIGH.
See you guys later.
*gets up off fat ass to help*
Rosetta started the fall then took a face plant. hahahahahahaahah
Rosetta started the fall then took a face plant. hahahahahahaahah
You tripped me you skank!!!
Off to work — giving notice tonight.
“You tripped me you skank!!!”
You tried to push me you scab face!
Laura, I’ve got so much crap to do and I keep coming to this POS blog and putting it off.
I’m embarrassed about my lack of caring.
Yeah, Mesa! See ya, suckers!
So then I made some vague lip-movements and small, confusing sounds. Undeterred, he announced that he was going to do some cleaning-type chores around the house.
It’s endemic, Lauraw. My husband was the same way. Fortunately, I was one step ahead of him and had ALREADY planned to spend the day doing yard work.
Showed him, didn’t I?
Finally got all the bulbs planted. Cleaned my raised bed and put them to sleep. Mulched a ton of leaves and put them over my flower garden.
Started (but didn’t finish) digging a new garden behind the house. I have some wildflower seed I’m going to plant this fall. Tomorrow or Monday. I’ve got about 1/3 dug (it’s huge)
I’m taking my skort for a run now.
Carin, cut it out.
Unforgiven the best western ever? Maybe. I’d like to throw this one into the discussion though – Open Range. Whatcha think?
John Derbyshire needs a kick in the poon. I volunteer Rosetta.
Of course, I need a kick in the poon for reading the Corner again. I swore off of them after Kathleen Parker, David Frum, and Christopher Buckley. I was just browsing for Mark Steyn, I swear!!!
Off to work — giving notice tonight.
That’s fun. Nothing better than quitting a job that sucks donkey junk.
John Derbyshire needs a kick in the poon. I volunteer Rosetta.
What diid he do to deserve a poon kick?
Derb argues abortion reduces the number of single-parent families.
Unforgiven the best western ever? Maybe. I’d like to throw this one into the discussion though – Open Range. Whatcha think?
Really? I’ve never even heard of that movie. I did just watch the trailer however and it looks pretty good. Other than the fact that Kevin Costner can’t act.
Clint, you really think that’s as good as Unforgiven? That’s pretty high praise.
Open Range. Whatcha think?
Duvall is 10 kinds of awesome (ooh, The Godfather is coming on as I type this), but I liked Lonesome Dove better. As I recall, I went into Open Range with high expectations, and it didn’t quite meet them.
Probably need to watch it again, though, since I only recall having seen it once.
Derb argues abortion reduces the number of single-parent families.
That’s such a ridiculous argument. A gunshot blast to the head also cures cancer.
Derb said, “Thirty years of railing against abortion hasn’t accomplished much, has it?” I think the development of the ultrasound and an increase in crisis pregnancy centers in response to the culture of death shows how far we have come. I keep hoping the minorities will get a clue as to why all the Planned Parenthood clinics are in the poorest part of town. The very fact that abortion is make-or-break on the health care bill means we haven’t given up.
Lonesome Dove is the best western ever and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Unforgiven, Open Range, Red River, High Noon all tie for distance 2nd Place.
The Outlaw Josie Wales deserves honorable mention.
“distant”
*bites vodka bottle in the neck*
Derb argues abortion reduces the number of single-parent families.
So does killing kids born to single mothers. His point?
L to R, Rosetta, Derb.
http://tinyurl.com/c45gh5
Thank you, sir.
Lonesome Dove is the best western ever and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Was that a musical? It must not be as gay as it sounds because it sounds pretty fucking gay.
What makes it better than Unforgiven, Pup?
“Lonesome Dove is the best western ever and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.”
TOTALLY AGREE!!! Pupster is the MAN (sort of).
Pupster, I really put Unforgiven in a class by itself. It’s Western and anti-Western all rolled into one.
Lonesome Dove is, IMO, the best “classic Western” evar. I mean, with scenes like this … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBjBClBSao … who could argue?
Kevin Costner is good in Open Range. He can do cowboy, see also Silverado.
I like tombstone too. Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday made it.
Lonesome Dove is not gay. It gets 4.5 out of 5 rockets from me.
5 out of 5 kittens with cute faces for me.
Lonesome Dove is boring. I give it 2 shirts.
Andy, you filthy whore. Is Josie Wales a war movie and a buddy movie and a western?
I’ll give Unforgiven ‘best anti-western ever’ with Mary Poppins in second place. Ass.
Rosetta, Lonesome Dove is more of an Epic, it was a made for TV mini-series. Really excellent acting and script. Pupster gives it four paws and one tail way up.
That movie made me want to have Tommy Lee Jone’s puppies.
“I’ll give Unforgiven ‘best anti-western ever’ with Mary Poppins in second place. Ass.”
hahahahaha
Hulu can take their nuvaring commercials and go to hell.
5 out of 5 kittens with cute faces for me.
*puts socks on the heads of all 5 kittens*
Puppers, please tell me you’ve read the book. It’s the best. It’s a Pulitzer winner although those prizes mean less than nothing to me.
I’ve read it 5 times…..really.
Any man I see out there, I’m gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I’m not only gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. ~ Mary Poppins
Empties litter box in Rosettas drink.
Lonesome Dove is boring. I give it 2 shirts.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So that’s what happened to your shirts.
Jewstin, I just put several of your shirts in the Hostage document shredder.
I hate when Mare pretends to know how to read. It’s so embarrassing.
Diane Lane is a filthy hoar in Lonesome Dove.
http://tinyurl.com/yzccna8
C’mon Jewston, work with me here.
Mare, the book is awesome. I wish I had read it before I saw the movie so I didn’t try to picture the characters as the actors. Have you read Dead Man’s Walk or any of the other books in the series?
html fail at 0 indians. Ugh.
Strangely no, Andy.
I liked Dead Man’s Walk. IIRC, McMurtry wrote it last, but it’s the earliest one in the series chronologically.
I’ve read it Mare. Larry McMurtry is an excellent writer and I like his westerns, but he gets so fucking brutal with his bad guys it upsets my delicate feminine sensibilities.
I like to read before bed, and some of his in depth descriptions of torture and death made me kick my legs and whine like a bitch in my dreams all night.
Jewstin, I just put several of your shirts in the Hostage document shredder.
Pupster, can I borrow a shirt?
http://bacn.me/dn8
Diane Lane is a filthy hoar in Lonesome Dove.
This fact spawned some of the best “Gus” lines in the movie.
- I’m not saying I did, and I’m not saying I didn’t. But a man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.
- 50 dollars well spent. Both times.
Classic.
Filthy hoar?
http://bacn.me/dn9
Rosetta, quick, “Knit and Crochet Today” is on right now.
Airshow sucked.
Silverado was a great western.
Most realistic war movie evah?
Stripes.
“Knit and Crochet Today” is on right now.
Are they making rubber fist cozies?
Diane Lane is about as MILFy as it gets.
Pupster, I watched 5 episodes of Buffy last night, and had vampire nightmares.
I never have nightmares, and never about something I watched.
Here is my complete list of accomplishments for today:
(1) Took a shower
Fin.
BE A WASTE OF SPACE FOR AT LEAST 8 HOURS STRAIGHT EPIC WIN!!!!!
It’s too warm here today. It’s fucking 80 degrees for goodness sakes.
AL GORE, YOU COCK!!
Rosetta, quick, “Knit and Crochet Today” is on right now.
I’ve seen this episode.
You know what would be a good name for a TV show?
Kilt and Crotch Kick Today
*mails letter to Spike*
Right there with ya, Rosie. And I’m going to be an even more worthless sack of shit tomorrow. With a hangover.
“BE A WASTE OF SPACE FOR AT LEAST 8 HOURS STRAIGHT EPIC WIN!!!!!
Let’s be a winning tag team of lazy asses.
It was about 90 degrees on the flight line.
F-16/P-38 Heritage Flight- Good
Skydivers- good but pretty boring
F8F/A6M “dogfight” – very good, love the sound of an R-2800
Civilian aerobatics- fair to good. Some better than others.
Severe lack of hawt chicks at the airshow. Surprisingly small number of them. But there were about a billion screaming Mexican kids with no apparent adult supervision, so I had that going for me.
It happens to me a lot, whatever I’m doing or what is on my mind at bedtime ends up as part of the nighttime Pupster somnolent show.
Worst evah was when I got a new computer @ 1992 with a sound card that came with a joystick and Castle Wolfenstein. I played that bad boy for about 20 hours straight and ended up running from Nazis all night long. Woke up and played it some moar.
I’ve read it Mare. Larry McMurtry is an excellent writer and I like his westerns, but he gets so fucking brutal with his bad guys it upsets my delicate feminine sensibilities.
I like to read before bed, and some of his in depth descriptions of torture and death made me kick my legs and whine like a bitch in my dreams all night.
Hahahahahahahaha.
*adds Pupster to list of funny women that hang out here*
I woke up like 5 times in six hours last night.
I was flipping the fuck out. I heard someone breaking into the house (and I’m pretty sure the workman we had in earlier was casing the joint) and was terrified that I’d have to kill someone in my dirty underwear.
I bet Pupster grandma dressed him as a girl too.
Yeah, Pupster. It’s like a girl’s slumber party here.
Rosetta, xbrad, Pupster, Jewstin and Mare.
“and was terrified that I’d have to kill someone in my dirty underwear.”
hahahahahaha, Sorry xbrad. (sleep with your gun).
Mare, the killing part isn’t what was bugging me, it was the thought of being seen in dirty underwear…
Navy is kicking Notre Dame’s ass.
TAKE THAT STUPID LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen, Jewstin.
HA! Stupid Notre Dame had a college ad about how they respect life from birth do death.
YEAH, THAT’S WHY WE GIVE HIGH HONOR TO THE MOST LIBERAL SENATOR/PRESIDENT EVER!
“Mare, the killing part isn’t what was bugging me, it was the thought of being seen in dirty underwear…”
That’s why I was laughing xbrad.
*fills used condom with water*
Hey Mare…catch!
http://tinyurl.com/y8nl4rx
‘Sap, fugz?
Sean, I missed Riley’s birfday, so be sure to give him a good tummy rub for me later…
Pupster, you son of a……
Hi Sean!
Hey MCPO…look who’s here, it’s Sean!
http://tinyurl.com/ykks7fp
I’ve already been in one fist fight in my tighty-whiteys, and It makes asskicking just a little more difficult, as it doesn’t quite fit the warrior image.
Rosetta, you should watch Open Range. You’ll be impressed, even by Costner and I guarantee you, you’ll like the shootout toward the end of the movie.
Hey, xbrad. Did you see my new POL picture. It’s special.
Hi Sean.
Sean, I missed Riley’s birfday, so be sure to give him a good tummy rub for me later…
Done and done.
Oh, Car in, I likey the new pic.
OK, now that I see the big purple dildo in the background, maybe I don’t like it quite as much. I missed it at first glance, since I was looking at your bewbs.
LOL. I think PA did it.
Just a guess.
*waves westward*
Hi, Mare.
Xbrad? NOOOOoooooo!
http://tinyurl.com/yf4tgjw
I had a horrible work out today. Too tired after all the yard work.
Oh well. There’s always tomorrow.
So the Navy had a helo there at the airshow from San Diego. I got to talking with the crew chief. Turns out he’s from the same town that I grew up in. He lived about 5 minutes away. Small world.
Chores done. Whassup fagolas??
Pupster, If all I had to do to get a body like that was suck a dick once in a while, I’d think about it. Sadly, this is far more accurate:
http://tinyurl.com/y8ef6dr
Xbrad? NOOOOoooooo!
http://tinyurl.com/yf4tgjw
I never, EVAR want to know the search terms you used to find that.
Sean, check your email.
Let’s be a winning tag team of lazy asses.
It bugs me when I have days like this. It makes me think of the most productive day of my life which was the following:
When I was a sophomore in college, me and maybe 20 of my friends went to Padre for spring break. One day was overcast and rainy from the start so 6 of us decided to go to Matamoros, Mexico for the day.
One of the guys, who happened to be a huge Led Zeppelin fan, had a phat van so we drove the 30 or so miles to the border, crossed over and prepared for fun.
Another of the group had a compos situation going so as soon as we got into Mexico so he had to run into some pharmacy to make poopie. Then we hit the bars.
I forget what day of the week this was but it’s about 10am so there wasn’t much going on. We ended up going to about 10 different bars. We would have any number of beers, shots or margaritas and then move on to the next place.
We were all under 21 but that didn’t matter in Mexico so we bought bottles of Kahlua, vodka and mexcal to take back with us. We crossed back into the U.S. with no problem, hid our stash in the van and started back to Padre.
Van driver was speeding and we got pulled over. The Law pulled the driver out of the car, asked him if we bought booze in Mexico and he said no. Then The Law walked back to me and asked me the same question. Prior to me answering, he informed me that he was going to search the van anyway so I might as well not bullshit him. So I said yes, I had bought a bottle of mezcal.
So me and one of my friends got arrested and the copper took us to the Padre jail which, during spring break, is a fundraising gala for the Padre Island police department. We paid our bail with a credit card and left.
We had no cash and no ride so we had to walk the 2 miles back to our hotel. We got back, showered and then we all went out for Mexican food and had another 8 tequila shots.
The Kahlua and vodka did NOT get confiscated so after dinner, we polished off both drinking white Russians while we listened to an Andrew Dice Clay CD and laughing our asses off.
Then we ate some mushrooms and walked up and down the beach for 5 hours talking complete bullshit. My Led Zeppelin friend was humming a particular song the whole time. After an hour I’m like, “You know what song you’re humming?” He said no. He was humming Led Zeppelin’s “The Ocean”. While we were on the beach he was humming “The Ocean”.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we had a party by the pool with hot chicks. The rest of the evening was a little fuzzy but I’m sure I did at least one or more of the following:
(1) barfed
(2) ate a frozen pizza that was pretty much burnt
(3) fell into the pool and drowned
(4) made out with a hot chick
(5) made out with an ugly chick
(6) got punched in the face
Fin.
I did more things in that day than any other day. I actually did more in that day than the entire year I was 11.
And today I took a shower.
Hahahahaha.
That is, without question, the longest comment I’ve ever made on TittyWeb Jenkins.
*shakes fist at sky*
BBBBBIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosie, I spent a week partying in Spain.
I have absolutely no recollection of it.
He was humming Led Zeppelin’s “The Ocean”. While we were on the beach he was humming “The Ocean”.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
I hummed “Ramble On” one time when I was in the darkest depths of Mordor.
True story.
holy fuck I think I was there!
Dave, were you the “ugly chick” Rosetta kissed?
Nope. Dave was in the ocean.
I’ve already been in one fist fight in my tighty-whiteys
Was that immediately following your Teh Yearbook picture?
I was warning him about pool cleaners.
Navy wins.
I’ve worked the past 2 wks straight, and I’m working tonight and for the next 7 days. Today I scrubbed the tub, took a 2 hr bath, took a 2 hr nap and swept the floor. I love lazy days. I need lazy days. There’s nothing wrong w/ it.
Hey, xbrad. Did you see my new POL picture. It’s special.
Hahahahaha. You are challenging Paulitics for my favorite picture on PoL. And for the same reason.
I don’t even know what that means.
Was that immediately following your Teh Yearbook picture?
Nah, about 8-10 years later.
LOL. I think PA did it.
Hahahahahahaha.
Correctamundo.
Why did PA p’shop Rosie’s dildo into Car in’s pic?
Today’s accomplishments:
(1) Ate can of soup.
(2) Smoked two cigarettes
FIN
Today’s accomplishments:
(1) Ate can of soup.
(2) Smoked two cigarettes
FIN
No one likes an overachieving douche.
Off to work.
My most productive day was 2 winters ago, I worked 40 hours straight.
Why did PA p’shop Rosie’s dildo into Car in’s pic?
To get to the other side.
Two cigarettes all day?
I had two cigarettes before I got dressed today.
Really, I can’t picture Rosie owning a purple dildo.
Rosie’s definitely a big black butt plug kinda guy.
The P-shops at bottom are priceless:
http://tinyurl.com/ycf4kq6
I have a cigarette in each nostril now
I think my least productive day was the day after Dave fell into the ocean. I made a pot of coffee, and went to bed wearing the same clothes I woke up in.
“I don’t even know what that means.”
Yes you do.
Rosie – Shit, that ain’t productive. That’s liberty in any summer port in the Mediterranean. Productive is launching 6 sorties against the Libyans, kicking the shit out of their radar and AAA, watching the USAF get all of the publicity and then having mystery meat and red sauce for dinner!
I want Alabama to lose.
Just to see Saban go nuts.
I think my least productive day was the day after Dave fell into the ocean. I made a pot of coffee, and went to bed wearing the same clothes I woke up in.
Hahahahaha.
You knew the next day wasn’t going to be as much fun.
Dave?
http://tinyurl.com/yl2p8qy
MOM! MCPO IS RELIVING HIS GLORY DAYS AGAIN!!!!!
I like how Pelosi is insisting that this health care rubber fist won’t add one dime to the deficit.
If that’s the case then she should have no problem putting her personal wealth up to cover any overage.
Lord I wish she would STFU.
MCPO, by Brigade ALO in Germany flew on El Dorado as an F-111 pilot. He said it was an unmitigated clusterfuck. Said every ALQ failed before they got to Libyian airspace, every INS went down sometime during the mission, and half the PAVE TACKS failed.
Said they should have stayed home and let Grumman do the job.
>> I think my least productive day was the day after Dave fell into the ocean. I made a pot of coffee, and went to bed wearing the same clothes I woke up in
HAHAHAHA. I had to dry out my shoes, laid em on the ac with a chair propping them up.
Rosie – Shit, that ain’t productive. That’s liberty in any summer port in the Mediterranean. Productive is launching 6 sorties against the Libyans, kicking the shit out of their radar and AAA, watching the USAF get all of the publicity and then having mystery meat and red sauce for dinner!
Good point. But even that’s nothing compared to going to prom with you mom.
*runs away*
Pelosi is about as bright as a mongloid painting Christmas ornaments.
Her constituents aren’t so fortunate.
won’t add one dime to the deficit = you are now all in a 90% tax bracket.
Dave?
http://tinyurl.com/yl2p8qy
Hahahahahaha!
Dave?
http://tinyurl.com/5u6ejk
no shit. I’m going Galt.
Xbrad – Did he tell you about the Navy F-4s guiding them to their targets? Funny, the USAF rarely mentions that.
no shit. I’m going
Galtfull on Liberace gay.There you go.
Just smoked another cigarette and watered the plants in the front yard.
PEACE PRIZE!!!
MCPO, one of my all-time favorite bitch slaps was on my “I Am a Proud Racist” thread.
I forget the details but I think some uninformed jackass troll was saying how we didn’t aid the British in the Falklands or something.
Which came as news to you as you were on a warship in the Falklands.
Hahahahahahaahahahaa.
I’ve liked you ever since that exchange. It was funny as shit.
Oh, and I made some iced tea.
CHEMISTRY PRIZE!!!
*pinches Rosie’s cheek*
Well, ain’t you just the smartest whippersnapper!
Oh, and I made some iced tea.
CHEMISTRY PRIZE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
We gave the Brits aids?
Damn
MCPO, whatchoo drinking this evening?
Rosie- Ice water
Get up camel! Get up camel!
When I say git up…I mean *OOOF*
http://tinyurl.com/ycrtean
I like how Pelosi is insisting that this health care rubber fist won’t add one dime to the deficit.
That is because it is caught up her goofy ass. If anyone is going to need anal reconstruction surgery, it will be her and her fisting partner Barney Frank.
Xbrad – Did he tell you about the Navy F-4s guiding them to their targets? Funny, the USAF rarely mentions that.
I remember that he mentioned that he got lost for a while. He also admitted that there was NO WAY they were going in unless it was behind EA-6Bs and HARM shooters (Hornets and Corsairs and Intruders, Oh my!).
We gave the Brits aids?
I assume they were catching.
Hey Dave in Water, did Drew make the last meet-up?
He’s had some great lines on Ace recently.
*runs down highway 70, tackles Beasn*
Rosie- Ice water
*tears lapel, walks away crying*
Hey Cuffy! Whatcha doing??
http://tinyurl.com/nmprox
When I say git up…I mean *OOOF*
Camel – 1
Bedouin – O
Dr. Strange put the baby Dr. Strange through extensive training: http://tinyurl.com/y9yv6co
>> Hey Dave in Water, did Drew make the last meet-up?
Yeah, but he missed me hittin the water… he was in New Haven picking up Ace from the train station.
*runs down highway 70, tackles Beasn*
*stops him with one of these green things*
http://tinyurl.com/yjr6qlk
Rosetta! What is 6 + ObamaCare??
http://tinyurl.com/yetnno2
That “green thiing” is the slightly used rubber fist of Rosetta fame.
Do you realize the tax money that has been spent today to buy off recalcitrant Democrats?
*shudder*
*stops him with one of these green things*
Hahahahaha. SEND ME A PICTURE, JACKASS WOMAN!!!!!
Hey xBrad!! What did you pay that girl to do?? http://tinyurl.com/yebhohx
Hi Beasns! What’s for dinner?
http://tinyurl.com/yh2nu83
I paid her to stomp your testicle like appendages, why?
Let’s go get some ice cream!
http://tinyurl.com/yfc3js6
This thread sucks.
It’s xbrad or Pupster’s turn to put up a new poatse.
Hi Beasns! What’s for dinner?
HAHAHAHA….awwww, lookit the sweet little piggies. I’m having turkey nuggets and just realized that I ran out of tater tots. Damn.
I’ve got a crappy Starbucks connection, Rosie, or I’d be happy to poatse this place.
Actually I was going to have a steak dinner from Longhorn. Husband left me a note that I saw at lunch time. Then I listened to the answering machine and he decided to go up to the lake with his bud.
So after I came home from work, he called. I asked what is all of that noise, what are you doing? ‘Oh, I’m thawing out some porkchops’. OHHhhhhhhh…I see how it is. Cook for ‘x’, while your exhausted wife has to eat alone.
Rosetta used “recalcitrant” in a sentence.
I did not know they were that edumacated at Mizzou.
Especially after the Baptists whipped they asses today
I’m too drunk to poat.
WHERE’S THE TATER TOTS WOMAN!
*flips over dinning room table*
Where are the young members of the Beasn clan?
Cook for ‘x’, while your exhausted wife has to eat alone.
He’s cooking for x-men? That’s pretty cool.
*watches Pupster turn dining room table over*
*runs into bedroom, crying*
I did not know they were that edumacated at Mizzou.
That’s because you’re from Texas and are accordingly retarded.
http://tinyurl.com/2543pl
Where are the young members of the Beasn clan?
beasnson is a college man, he’s somewheres on campi. Beasnette is on her way home from the state cross country meet.
*flips over dinning room table*
*flips over pupster*
WHERE’S MY STEAK, POOPYHEAD!!??
*blows on knuckles*
yep, kilt it all dead
Holy shit. That 8th grade US government exam from 1954 that’s linked at Ace? Uh…wow.
http://tinyurl.com/yfq58k9
It’s shameful that I would fail that thing but more shameful is that the vast majority of the members of Congress would fail I suspect.
Obama? Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Right.
Coolest cat ever!
http://tinyurl.com/ykjp35b
Pupster, you’re precious:
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/11/07/pnf/
Beasn, where does Beasnson attend university?
Coolest cat ever!
http://tinyurl.com/ykjp35b
Sets Tazer to “cute”
rosetta, same place you attended
it’s pronounced “Misery”
Okay peeps, I am going to watch a flick and then I shall return to beat you about the head and neck.
In the meantime, listen to this and think about how kickass it is.
(The correct answer is “very”)
http://tinyurl.com/yh63lme
rosetta, same place you attended
Ranken School for Wayward Girls?
Yep!
Cal is down 14-0.
*puts head in oven*
*turns oven on*
It’s hot in here.
I just poated.
Holy shit. That 8th grade US government exam from 1954 that’s linked at Ace? Uh…wow.
Now see, if’n I was still in edumacation, I would be teaching my kids that stuff. They WOULD leave my class knowing those things.
*still contemplating going back*
watching C-Span.. they are throwing down over Stupak’s amendment.
Good stuff.