Earlier today I thought, since most of us are partying with Indians tonight, Worst Indian Names would be funny. It can be feather or dot. I don’t want Tush and Moo’n to feel left out. Yeah I know this is racist. I like smaller government, what do you expect?
Chief Four-Eyes gets a Nobel Peace Prize from Chief Passing Buck.
If you think about it, the real chief is the American People and Obama is attaching Universal Health Care to us.
Here’s a picture of Cocheese.
My photoshop skillz are tight!
Because Jewstin gets $1 towards the purchase of a shirt for each joke, he also wants to do “Most Inappropriate Criticism” as well. Here’s an example:
“While I appreciate your Goatse skills, I would appreciate you not showing my grandparents over dinner.”
So this is the combination “Worst Indian Names” and “Most Inappropriate Criticism” joke thread. There is no way this won’t suck.
Speaking of suck, NAVY SUCKS!!!!
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Chief Little Dick
no
compos
Chief Running Bowels
Fast Boy with Blue Penis
Dances with Goats
I really wish you wouldn’t cook ham. I’m makes me wonder if you aren’t some sort of cannibal.
Bird that Craps when he runs
Chief Uncontrollable Flatulence
Jewstin
Boy who sleeps with men
Bird that Craps when he runs
That’s the worst comment in the history of TittyWeb Jenkins.
Chief Llama Lover
**waits for MCPO to say “Alpaca!”
MCPO
Man with Grey Hair who needs fiber
You might want to consider not taking that chicken to prom. Just a suggestion.
That’s the worst comment in the history of TittyWeb Jenkins.
hahahahahahaha
Shut up
I got you these bath soaps because you smell like crotch rot.
PJM
Woman with loose vagina
Listen, when me and my friends are doing your mom, would you knock before you come in? Thanks.
Master Chief Dancing Queen
Yeah I know this is racist. I like smaller government, what do you expect?
H8er!
Woman with loose vagina
Hahahahaahahaha.
Is that your mom or your prom date?
Geronimoelarryandcurly.
GIrl who plays drum with fist
Romy
Girl who plays with fire and ruin teepee
No one’s mentioned “Two Dogs Fucking” yet?????? How in the fuck has Two Dogs Fucking not made the scene yet?
Two Dogs Fucking is the TittyFace Jenkins of the FeatherInjun world. And shit.
Listen young man, when you take my grandmother to prom I expect you to have her back here by midnight for her Boniva.
Your old man really knows how to give a bj. You should ask him for lessons.
Obama
Boy with small balls
Chief Running with Scissors
Two Dogs Fucking beat the shit out of Joseph Donaldson back in the fifth grade.
High heels really don’t suit you. Or your bunions.
Dammit, PG. You beat me to Two Dogs!
Chief Raping Bull
Chief boils on bottom
Obama:
Man who look at wrong teleprompter. And shit.
Obama
Boy who speaks with forked tongue
So, Obama is ass-fucking that Indian as an example of the tribes’ treatment at the hands of the White Man?
Two Dogs Fucking is the most famousest Injun of all time. He is to Injuns what Mike Tyson is to submoronic innercity kids.
PD
Man who loves firewater
Andy
Man who loves bugs
Maybe this wasn’t the year to invest in a videotape rental store, a grocery delivery service, and the tourist industry in Detroit.
Why you gotta bring fucking into it Andy? Racist or fuckist…or somthin
I don’t mind holding hands with you, but do you think you could get a rat to chew some of them warts off?
Fuckum Grandma
The house dipshits that just passed PelosiCare.
Mare
Girl who stabs with knife
Big Chief Tablet
Roamster,
There apears to be only one sound investment for those “merkans caught behind the lines in Detroit: ammo.
And lots of it.
Fuckist. Most definitely.
Jewstin, I wouldn’t want to be in a war of words with you.
I’m not saying you’re fat, but we can’t keep buying lard so you can get out of the bathtub.
I pologize for bing durnk. ANd shit. I’m not sure where the indians came from. But they damn sho feelin it.
Hey, when you get botox again, tell the doctor to dial it back a bit, Nancy.
Mare, I would never go to war with you.
Jewstin – WTF does this mean?
I realized one of their songs is about pleasuring a 14 year old with a dildo.
You gotta quit wearing that skort – the dog faints every time you bend over.
I love the masturbatory press conference these fucksticks are having knowing that the turd they just passed is going to be flushed down the Senate toilet.
Pelosi Healthcare Reform!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yclu8nh
Chief Likes to Play Frisbee Golf But Not Very Good At It Still Learning
“Mare, I would never go to war with you.”
SMOOOOOOCH
If I play connect the dots on your back, I get a Bob Ross painting.
I appreciate your goal of eating your weight in cheese but leave some for me to make a sandwich, whore.
You look like Dick Butkus in a fright wig.
/stolen from Erma Bombeck
You should start a diet sweetie. Underpants don’t come in ‘tent’ sizes.
When you shut your whore mouth it’s like the birds sing.
I appreciate your desire to help Michigan tourism but I think you need to be a bit more positive.
http://tinyurl.com/yjmxfyq
I can’t tell if you have a really small penis or are tucking.
Chief BOB SAGET!!!1!
When you take off your clothes It makes me think of Barney Frank dancing in a thong.
MCPO, I’ll see if I can find the song, but I distinctly remember listening to a Beatles song with that theme discussed euphemistically.
Of course, I was probably toking at the time so . . .
FUCK! FUCK JOSEPH CAO! FUCK ANYBODY WHO SUPPORTED THE STUPAK AMENDMENT! AND FUCK EVERY OBAMACARE SUPPORTER! ENJOY A FORCED RETIREMENT IN 2010, FUCKFACES!
Oh, and fuck Steny Hoyer.
Jewatin – I ASKED YOU A QUESTION – TWICE
Fucking Pelousy! Grrrr …
These cockholsters couldn’t run a profitable lemonade stand, but remaking 17% of the US economy … no big whoop. I hate them with the heat of 1,000 suns.
Thank you for making the casserole for the meeting, did you also bring extra toilet paper and imodium?
That fucking bill passed by five votes.
Five votes that collectively cost us probably $250 million.
You don’t have to iron wrinkles into the clothes dear. They don’t have to match your skin.
“Five votes that collectively cost us probably $250 million.”
What does that mean? This won’t pass in the Senate will it?
If the CBO says $250 million, it’s probably a billion.
Don’t you mean Trillion?
I appreciate your desire to help Michigan tourism but I think you need to be a bit more positive. http://tinyurl.com/yjmxfyq
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chief Running To The Store
MCPO, I ANSWERED ONCE!!!!
MCPO, I’ll see if I can find the song, but I distinctly remember listening to a Beatles song with that theme discussed euphemistically.
Of course, I was probably toking at the time so . . .
This is starting to get scary. The fact they are really willing to do this against the will of the people and knowing it will kill us.
PJM
Woman with loose vagina
This is the thanks I get for scrolling up.
And rosetta laughing?
bastard
PJM…….((((hugs))))
My gut hurts.
What does that mean? This won’t pass in the Senate will it?
I’m not sure that matters. Five motherfucking whores are about to get a gold-plated bridge to my bank account.
PJM…….((((hugs))))
hahahaha
stupid clowncar
how fucking sad is it that we have to hope the Senate bails us out?
And Mare: remember, Rahm Emannuel has promised to help blue dogs who lose their seats access to lobbying jobs if they go along with them. To them, they would be willing to trade a few years of defeat, because the Leviathan they unleash will eventually be impossible to dismantle. Look at the UK and Canada. To them, getting the policy in place is more important than anything else. Victory was merely a catalyst for doing so.
Some guys can wear a comb-over, but yours looks like a rodent pelt nailed to your skull.
pajama momma
Assistant Chief Duggar
shoot, I posted gavin and the firemen photos the other day and I can’t remember the name of the web-site that hosts them. I want to show mare sumpin
What distresses me is how stupid the GOP is and the fact they have no spine.
They REALLY DON’T GET IT.
Vote present, make them own it. The GOP ALWAYS acts like they just woke up.
I mean pajama momma
Chief Most Awesome Person In The Wide World
what fucking pisses me off is that I am faced with either paying out the ass to help some welfare mooch get some bullshit while my family will see its standard of living decrease.
Remember, remember the 7th of November (ok, I’m a couple of days off).
Dances With Goatse.
Oh, are we still doing that?
I’m mad and frustrated and I want to get my stabbing knife out.
Chief Rickroll
Sean, come on, help out here. Make us feel better.
Chief Running Toilet
k, it’s flickr
mare, check this out.
this is my bff when I lived in florida, now she’s in texas (I just know I’m meant to live there, I miss her)
anyhoo, she wants me to use this program that she uses, this is her in 91 days. granted, I have waaaaaaaaaaay more work to do than her, but she looks great and the last photo was her in a bikini contest
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4084374923/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4084374937/in/photostream/
please let me know if they work
You might want to lay off Daddy’s Fingers for while. Soon you won’t be able to sit on a bar stool.
Chief Most Awesome Person In The Wide World
uh huh
hahahaha
Shit! Sorry for bogging down the blog.
Chief Prisencolinensinainciusol
That’s a very nice dress, but with your figure it looks like a burlap bag.
I appreciate your desire to learn about Indian culture but stop licking the totem pole, Andy.
What distresses me is how stupid the GOP is and the fact they have no spine.
The GOP is enemy #1.
Runs With Crips
Chief Jeff
Just remember this:
Joseph Cao and the guy Dede SCuzzybutt helped elect were essentially the margin of error
Talks Shit About Total
Dances Without Rhythm
Rosie, I think it’s fair to say I’m “deeply immersed” in the culture at this point.
Wind in the Underpants
Talks Shit About Total
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Well played, dickweed.
Eagle Who Soars On Bad Breath
You aren’t a bad conversationalist, but I’d rather talk to your mother’s corpse.
Fan of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Whisperer
Kicking Turd
Watching SNL … Taylor Swift is on.
Imma tell you what, conservative politics and country music (BIRM) have the hottest chicks.
Brave Who is Actually Italian
Buffalo Chicken
No, the pants look fine. It’s the shoes that make your ass look fat.
Running Head
Sitting Bullshit
Tecum…seh
Bear with BJ McKay
Running Sore
Wolf Blitzer
Listen, I know you’ve being trying really hard to lose weight but you need to try a lot harder, tubby
Sumthecum
Wolf Blitzer
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Are you drunk, Sean?
Pilates is a good start. Have you considered stomach staples?
She’s a Lady
Chief Re-Financing With No Money Down
Chief Fuck Me Up The Ass With teh Rubber Fist of FAIL
Are you drunk, Sean?
Just a little buzzed.
dang, where did mare go?
Bearsharktopusmanbearpig
Bearsharktopusmanbearpig = hot gas = global warming
Just a little buzzed.
What are you drinking? Absinthe?
Medicine Man Who Sits on Potato
Are you trying to look just like the Indian chief from the Village People?
Watcher of Edward Penishands
It’s that time of the month? Here’s twenty bucks. Buy a cork.
Chief Skittles SHitting Unicorn
Of course it burns when you pee. You won’t quit fucking farm animals.
Disappointer of Squaw
Are we done with this yet? Or do we need a new poat that isn’t thematically teh suck?
Beatsoff WIth Two Hands
Talks with Lisp
I’d offer you some salad dressing, but considering you’ve had vinegar and water on your breath since i first met you, I’m gonna say you’re good there, Summer’s Eve.
Thundercankles
Writes For Innocentbystanders
If you don’t want to look like Popeye on one side of your body anymore, then quit beating off every five minutes.
I realize you don’t have a sense of humor Andy. I advise you to STFU.
Wait. That wasn’t inappropriate. Did I just lose a dollar?
Fire in Beaver
What are you drinking? Absinthe?
Nope. Huffing Jenkem Lite.
You? A lush? Just because the clerk at the liquor store knows more about your life than your husband?
Dances With Queefs
Listen, I like your hair braided but I wasn’t talking about your pubes.
Beatsoff WIth Two
HandsFingersFTFY
Hey Justin,
Found a slab for next Wed.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Paul%20Telfer/getshirtless/telfer/paul_telfer5.jpg
It’s not that I don’t like your new look, honey. Its just that its the first time you shaved since I met you, and I just never realized you weren’t a man.
Hangs Out Near Elementary Schools
Nope. Huffing Jenkem Lite.
Well keep huffington that.
Here’s a musical interlude:
Listen, I asked politely once before. Either get a phone with a locking keyboard, or quit sticking it in your back pocket after you had lunch at the Chili Barn.
Quit embedding unembeddable youtubes dumbass.
who’s hungry?
I am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
This is the best poat in the hysterectomy of the innertubbies.
Found a slab for next Wed.
Oh, my.
I don’t care what they say about you Tats. I think you’re alright.
You’re welcome Justin. He’s also Scottish. Double yum.
Listen, I asked politely once before. Either get a phone with a locking keyboard, or quit sticking it in your back pocket after you had lunch at the Chili Barn.
HAHAHAHA!
You bastard! You could have told me you were sterile before I got pregnant!
I realize you don’t have a sense of humor Andy. I advise you to STFU.
That was my attempt at “most inappropriate criticism.” Kind of recursive in the thread.
Not sure who owes whom $1. STFU.
You owe me $1 Andy.
Listen, I’m not gonna say gravity has had its way with you, but the bruises on your knee caps from bouncing off your breasts are a big turn off.
Quit embedding unembeddable youtubes dumbass.
Hahahahahaha. Normally I would fix that but on the odd chance that it will bug you, I’m gonna leave it like that.
Crow Flies at Midnight
That was a great attempt at humor, Andy. Here’s your paste, safety scissors and helmet.
Medicine Doctor Phil
Sweetie? Is your ballsack supposed to be blue like that?
I don’t think you’re lazy per se, but maybe if you were a little more active we wouldn’t have an ass-print on the living room floor.
Big Chief Small Bone
Combination Using Every Part of the Buffalo and Corn
I would give you oral, but. . . Maybe you could try doing some exercises.
Don’t forget to put on your hat, dear. Last time you went out without one on a day this sunny, Northwest flight 244 crashed because you blinded the pilots.
Geronifag
*hits Americano on snout with rolled up copy of Barely Legal Filipino*
I’m at the casino. I’m at the 7-11. I’m at the combination casino/7-11
I know your greatest ambition is to die on that barstool, but they can only confer landmark status on the building, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Tushar
Americano is quicker than you would think.
http://tinyurl.com/yzlnjly
Mare would be here now, but she’s, well. . .
http://bacn.me/dnz
You’re not stupid. It isn’t everyone who can count their IQ on their fingers and not use them all.
Tushar
RACIST!!!!
Chief Assfish
No, you don’t sweat too much. But you might consider buying a fan. And an air conditioner. And some laser therapy.
We aren’t shunning you because you bugger animals. We’re shunning you because you are on the ASPCA’s ten most wanted list.
Cleveland Indians
I understand people who grow their hair long to make wigs for cancer patients, but why are you growing all that hair on your back? Does some unfortunate family need a rug?
Dances with Self
My Little Pony
Yeah, “Daddy’s Fingers” made us laugh. That didn’t mean we actually condoned it.
Ahh, more birthday fun. My niece just poured a beer out for me on 6th Street in Austin. What the hell am I doin’ here in Boston, anyway?
seriously kickass song for the night
ozzy, lemmy from motorhead and slash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lHqG3sj1Fw&feature=related
Chief Sitting Room
Yes, you do make good grits, but maybe you could stop making that honking noise when you eat them.
It Rubs the Lotion on its Skin
PJM what program was that woman on?
What do you mean you need to go to the store for some bacon? That knife is plenty sharp enough to take a few slices off your haunches.
Masturbates Furiously
Is PJM here?
Hell yes, Jesus loves you.
Its the rest of us who think you’re a cunt.
Second Gerbil Up The Anus
“Masturbates Furiously”
Sean, are you telling us about yourself or is that part of the joke thread?
I like vocal sex, but screaming like a banshee is too much of a good thing.
PJM what program was that woman on?
Yay, I’m glad you saw it. Doesn’t she look great?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAcwcqOPcHM
I’m going to start next payday
I have a real friend who did it with real results.
No, you can’t sue because it didn’t turn out “As seen on TV”. Didn’t you know that reality adds about a hundred pounds? I’m sure your mirror told you.
Indian count!?
I’m at about 7. Beer, liquor, wine, liquor and beer in that order. Several multiples of the ingredients, of course.
http://www.rtp-transformation-system.com/
if you scroll down to the shredder hall of fame mission 2 transformers, my gf donna is in the green, red, black and white bikini. I am SO proud of her
I’m not gonna say you’re faking it, but screamng and scratching holes in my back before I get it in doesn’t exactly do a lot for me, mkay?
ozzy, lemmy from motorhead and slash
That’s awesome. Rolling Stone just had an interview with Lemmy and it was awesome. He is definitely his own man.
Ozzy said that he doesn’t know how Lemmy is alive today because when they toured together, Lemmy’s rider each night called for multiple bottles of Jack and bottles of vodka, mostly for Lemmy. And this is Ozzy Osbourne saying that HE doesn’t know how Lemmy is still alive.
Lemmy still drinks a fifth of Jack every day which I find comforting.
He also wrote “Mama’, I’m Coming Home” for Ozzy which I didn’t know.
If you can find the interview online you should read it.
Dear BiW,
We don’t shun you because you bugger us, we shun you because you leave us so unsatisfied. Love, the Animals.
Squat-O
Sean, are you telling us about yourself or is that part of the joke thread?
Six of one…
“Mama’, I’m Coming Home”
that’s one of pjdaddy’s favorite songs. I’ve decided I’m playing it at his funeral.
Listen, I appreciate the fact that you actually like my mother, but you have to stop slipping her tongue in front of the kids. It kind of freaks them out.
Hontopokeus
mare, you should do this with me
Yeah, it’s touchy-feely, watch it anyway b/c it’s awesome.
http://www.thedoorpost.com/hope/film/?film=4dd298f102c77b625cf37a9e7744ac68
And this is Ozzy Osbourne saying that HE doesn’t know how Lemmy is still alive.
Wow. At least they’re both already embalmed.
Texas toothpick
‘Cano, have you ever noticed that when the money runs out, the girls get dressed and walk you to the door? Yeah, there’s a reason for that.
I have seen that video before, but can you explain, in a nut shell, “the program.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTd1SSYYyss
sadly no
I can’t till I can pay the $67 and I can’t pay that till next Friday
*sigh
I love making out with you. But perhaps you could ask my mom for a few tips.
Damn it, I’ll check around.
Thanks
‘Cano, have you ever noticed that when the money runs out, the girls get dressed and walk you to the door? Yeah, there’s a reason for that.
BiW, I don’t know too many girls dumb enough to take ‘Cano to their place of residence.
Mexican Guy Who Changes Name to Something Ending In -huec Or -quatl
I have seen that video before, but can you explain, in a nut shell, “the program.”
my girlfriend found the video and decided to try his program. we met when I was working at the gym in florida. we worked out everyday, but didn’t have any results like that
Where’s DiT? He knows this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z242kzdYs3A
God I hated moving to the NE from Texas. The “Master Plan” has me back there soon.
Made Into A Mel Gibson Movie
I wouldn’t say dinner tasted like shit, but could you wash the potatoes before you cook them next time? KTHXBAI
I really think there is a big difference between working out and working out smart and I’m just figuring that out.
Of course I don’t think you’re emasculating. I’m sure a snapping turtle could teach you something.
PJM – More that one would think.
Silly BiW, they don’t like me for my dollars. They like me for my ability to produce anchor babies.
BiW, I don’t know too many girls dumb enough to take ‘Cano to their place of residence.
Tat, they don’t live there. They just work there.
I really think there is a big difference between working out and working out smart and I’m just figuring that out.
A personal trainer I once had told me it was 80% diet 20% working out
dammit!!!
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME GIVE UP NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!
my girlfriend found the video and decided to try his program. we met when I was working at the gym in florida. we worked out everyday, but didn’t have any results like that
40% carbs, 40% protein, 20 % good fats, every 2-3 hrs, small portions. Work your ass off.
Fin
Personally, doesn’t sound like a ton of fun. But then again I’m probably the biggest chick in PoL, so whatever.
Silly BiW, they don’t like me for my dollars. They like me for my ability to produce anchor babies.
So they just insert a tube and syphon? You are getting a raw deal.
Yes, its the food #1, strategic working out #2.
And every year it gets harder to shed.
Chuck Norris, not that I want to start shit with him but he has the worst rug on his head that I’ve ever seen. He’s on Hukabee right now and his hair makes me want to lay in a fetal position in the corner and cry.
Tat, they don’t live there. They just work there.
Good point, but I still think they take ‘Cano to a ’special’ place.
40% carbs, 40% protein, 20 % good fats, every 2-3 hrs, small portions. Work your ass off.
Hers was all clean eating.
Like Jack LaLanne says, if man made it, don’t eat it.
Of course they’re working. The “Americano Experience” isn’t for the weak or inexperienced.
Real and unwelcomed advice?
Lose weight by consuming fewer calories than you burn.
Gain muscle by exercising.
It’s science.
No, honey. I don’t think those jeans make you look fat. I’m just wondering how the circus is getting along without its tent.
And every year it gets harder to shed.
I don’t know how old you are, but donna is 45.
Who turned this into a diet and workout thread?
*loads gun*
Like Jack LaLanne says, if man made it, don’t eat it
So the steak smothered in butter and garlic saute’d shrimp I had for dinner wasn’t copecetic?
Who turned this into a diet and workout thread?
*loads gun*
I dunno Rosie. I added to it and shoulda kept my mouth shut. It drives me bonkers to listen to it. Enjoy your joke-ish thread.
I don’t mind bald guys, but the wax reflection keeps me up nights.
it’s me
please shoot me
I think if I’m being fed intravenously, I’ll lose weight. seems much easier than diet and exercise
So the steak smothered in butter and garlic saute’d shrimp I had for dinner wasn’t copecetic?
Yep
the poptarts for breakfast were a mistake though
I don’t know how old you are, but donna is 45.
I say we turn this into a Donna thread.
the poptarts for breakfast were a mistake though
They would be. Thankfully, I have a healthy fear of diabetic comas.
Who turned this into a diet and workout thread?
Chief Runs on a Treadmill
Hey-oh!!!
Hey PJM… I don’t know much about the whole vein thing, but I got a tube full of liquid you can put in your mouth. MUCH easier than diet. It’s….sexercise.
How much would we have to pay Chuck Norris to punch Huckabee in the poon?
Hey PJM… I don’t know much about the whole vein thing, but I got a tube full of liquid you can put in your mouth. MUCH easier than diet. It’s….sexercise.
Undeterred by previous failures, Americano continues to pitch his “Squirting Toothpick” in search of ears willing to listen.
I suddenly feel nauseous.
I dunno Rosie. I added to it and shoulda kept my mouth shut. It drives me bonkers to listen to it. Enjoy your joke-ish thread.
Since the tread is in time out, how’re your new digs, punk?
If there is one thing that I could buy you for a house warming gift other than a sculpture of my bald head, what would it be?
I love waking up with you in the morning, but could you get a pedicure? Your crusty toenails leave bloody trenches on my legs.
Birfday weekend.
Wife pissed off at me so teh sex is out.
Kill Bill Vol. 1 on the TV.
Priceless!
Since the tread is in time out, how’re your new digs, punk?
If there is one thing that I could buy you for a house warming gift other than a sculpture of my bald head, what would it be?
Wicked awesome. TMI: didn’t put on a top after my bath this morning, well until I had to go to work.
A water pitcher/filterer/thingee. The water here tastes like lead pipe passed thru ‘Cano’s ass. But I’d much rather have the sculpture.
How’s Bucky doing?
See BiW, you’ve been doing it wrong. It shouldn’t go in their ear. And for your sake, I hope yov’ve been throwing it in chicks with HUGE ears, or else you’ve got a lot to worry about. (Well, something very tiny to worry about, actually).
Which would explain the long, overcompensating name.
I suddenly feel nauseous.
You were supposed to put it in your mouth.
Birfday weekend.
Wife pissed off at me so teh sex is out.
Kill Bill Vol. 1 on the TV.
Priceless!
Aww poor Andy, sounds like some piss-poor planing on your part.
Hey that whole “brushing your teeth with baking soda” thing? Not good.
If fact, whenever you open your mouth, a dentist dies so maybe consider shutting your cake hole until further notice.
I suddenly feel nauseous.
__________________________
See, it’s beginning to work already.
Nah, the planning was great. The execution was for shit.
When will I learn to keep my damned mouth shut?
Repeat after me: Yes, honey; You look great, honey; Whatever you say, honey. And, most importantly, you’re right, honey.
On the positive side, this couch is comfy.
That was fun.
Off to Mass.
Hey that whole “brushing your teeth with baking soda” thing? Not good.
what? it IS too good. specially after halloween, however, you can’t brush your teeth till about 30 minutes after you’ve had sweets or a soda as they both temporarily soften your enamel so if you used baking soda you’d scrape your enamel off. but it’s great about once a month
man, I HATED being a dental assistant most boring job in the whole wide world
they don’t like people trying to be funny on the job
man that was OT
On the positive side, this couch is comfy.
HAHAHAHA! You should buy one made of memory foam.
going for the 4th comment in a row
enjoys being a killjoy
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th comment
Nah, the planning was great. The execution was for shit.
When will I learn to keep my damned mouth shut?
Reasons 512 and 407 why I like men.
They’re never too pissed for sex and they prefer one who keeps his yap shut.
We have reached the point at night where the soft pron “Girls Gone Wild” commercials are on. Who buys this stuff?
I mean, you can get Thai tranny lesbo midget pron for free with a click of a mouse. Or the rodent of your choice, IYKWIMAITYD.
There is nothing about dentistry that is even remotely funny.
Whenever I go in for The Cleaning, the might as well try to shove a rubber fist in there.
Listen…I brush two or three times a day and I religiously floss one hour before my dentist appointment. I will thank you in advance for not seeing how many fingers you can fit in my cake hole.
*puts pants back on*
Reason #2 why l love women: They don’t try to shove a cock down my throat. Well, except for Biw, but that’s just funny.
‘Cano, STFU.
Ok, I just realized that blues is not good accompaniment when you’re already down.
Dur!
La Palin on the health care vote: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=169376258434&ref=nf
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th comment
+ 1 Nobel Peace Prize
Thanks, TI.
Who killed this thread?
CSIH2
‘Cano, WTF time is it there?
quarter to five pm on Sunday afternoon (I missed this morning, and have to go to the late Mass)
*dusts for fingerprints with blow we found in Americano’s mule hole*
I must be waaay out of it, because I’m not hip to the whole “mule hole” lingo
‘Cano lives 17 hours in the future?
*Buys plane ticket to Vegas.
Oh, you editing motherfucker.
Ahh. Thanks. Been a long time since I was in that part of the world.
Somewhat related: do you dive Nitrox or just regular old compressed air?
Generally just the normal stuff. If I’m doing a lot of dives over a lot of days, or doing some commercial work, I’ll reach for the extra Os.
I must be waaay out of it, because I’m not hip to the whole “mule hole” lingo
Listen fat fuck, do you know about the CROSSING THE LINE!! blog?
http://crossedtheline.wordpress.com
If you want to talk shit, you best do it there.
Oh, you editing motherfucker.
Who? I hate that bullshit.
I’m PADI rescue certified and thinking of getting Nitrox certified over the winter.
Going back to Bonaire in January and cannot wait to evac the frozen New England landscape for perma-82 degree water.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I’m gonna miss being free.
Fuck.
Double editing motherfucker.
Just you and me, Rosie? Where the eff is the left coast?
I’m PADI rescue certified and thinking of getting Nitrox certified over the winter.
I’m jealous. I hope when I’m moved I have more opportunities to dive.
Sorry, ‘Cano, I chalked you up to church on teh other side of the world.
You can get Nitrox now. The actual dives, IIRC are optional. Get the book and tables now, brush up on your partial pressures (or buy yourself a nitrox-compatible computer for christmas) and then take a different cert in Bonaire (while diving Nitrox, of course).
Where ya going Justin?
Where ya going Justin?
South Carolina. I want another career.
Don’t apologize for being correct, Andy.
I’m jealous. I hope when I’m moved I have more opportunities to dive.
It’s a crazy start to winter for us. We’re doing our standard New Year’s in Palm Springs, and then my wife is running the Disney half-marathon in Florida while I’m winging it to the Netherlands Antilles.
Sounds exotic, but the other 99.5% of the year is spent within 50 miles of Boston.
Just you and me, Rosie? Where the eff is the left coast?
Oh SHIT!!! Did they finally fall into the ocean??
Assuming you’re in the mainland, I am on the other side of the world. And, off to Mass.
buy yourself a nitrox-compatible computer for christmas
Bingo!
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I’m gonna miss being free.
Fuck.
Shit!! Was it Chris Hansen?
Which is church, not a state.
Where in SC, Jewstin?
Holy Shit! It’s 0100. I’m out, gotta work tomorrow.
Hey geoff, I hope Michael is sharing some of the mad phat blog traffic money that he’s getting cuz of you.
Where in SC, Jewstin?
Columbia to start. Nearer to Florence after that.
*tucks Tattoo in*
*throws lit firecracker under Tattoo’s bed*
*runs away*
Shit!! Was it Chris Hansen?
Nancy Pelosi beat me up and stole my lunch money.
…and spent it on propping up her lumbering health care program.
Hey geoff, I hope Michael is sharing some of the mad phat blog traffic money that he’s getting cuz of you.
No shit! What a beautiful thing …
1) snark on dumb Obamite graph
2) ???
3) Profit
(repeat monthly as new unemployment figures are released)
Nancy Pelosi beat me up and stole my lunch money.
Pussy. If I had caught her picking my pocket I would have curb-stomped the bitch.
Hey geoff, I hope Michael is sharing some of the mad phat blog traffic money that he’s getting cuz of you.
He just shares his collection of surveillance footage of IB ladies. It’s worth it.
I can’t believe how badly we do, hit-wise, from places like Instapundit. We got fewer than 1500 hits from him today.
I had obviously inflated hopes that by making a ruckus over the unemployment numbers, the Dems would lose some momentum going into this vote. Not enough ruckus, I guess.
If I had caught her picking my pocket I would have curb-stomped the bitch.
Well, your pocket’s been picked and I don’t see anybody lying in the gutter.
Except for the American taxpayer, of course.
Columbia’s a fun college town. Charleston is teh aweome.
Never spent much time in Florence, as I recall.
What takes you to SC? (as a native Georgian, I want to understand the competition)
I didn’t catch her in time. For an old broad she can run.
Nice link from a Breitbart tweet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN3Qwo4jF18
Nancy Pelosi is an idiot when it comes to policy and issues, but she’s very competent at politics. She’s quite the crafty deal-maker and arm-twister.
What takes you to SC?
I’m bored with driving a desk. Web development and server administration has become painful to me. Cat has a program with Florence Technical College offering a degree in diesel technology. I would like to be a diesel tech.
I could go to Portland or South Dakota for the same thing, but I don’t want to. So, I’m off to South Carolina.
Ahh, my favorite scene in the whole Kill Bill saga – O-Ren Ishii
She’s quite the crafty deal-maker and arm-twister.
That’s why I hate career politicians.
Of course, that doesn’t apply in California and why I hate politicians in general. The most successful ones are always the nastiest and most duplicitous.
I could go to Portland or South Dakota for the same thing, but I don’t want to. So, I’m off to South Carolina.
Can’t argue with that.
South Dakota isn’t too bad. At least that’s the way it seemed when I lived in North Dakota.
I lived in McDonough, Georgia for a while. It’ll take some getting used to. It’s definitely not the Rocky Mountain West.
I also lived in Nebraska for a while and HATED IT. I can’t live in South Dakota.
Jewstin, I was born and raised in Macon.
I’ve never lived more than five years in one place at a time. I was born and raised in three towns in two states. I’ve moved six times in the last four years.
Damn, I was thinking our 5 times in 9 years was bad!
I used to be that way. I had 10 addresses in SoCal in an 18 year period.
Where are you now, geoff?
My progression is: Macon–>Atlanta–>BaltimoreUghh–>Chicago–>Dallas–>Boston.
We moved to Colorado in 2000. Have only had 5 addresses since then (including a year stint in MN).
I’m a nomad. I kind of like the excitement of moving, but I went from California to Wyoming to Georgia to Idaho, and moved three times while in Idaho. Maybe I need a guy with a firm hand to settle down.
Fort Collins would be nice. I could live there. Colorado is on my list of places to live.
I was a military brat, so I got used to moving frequently. I’ve been trying to slow it down of late, but seems like there’s always a reason to move somewhere.
Birth through college NY-AL-NJ-ND-CO-TX-ND-CO-MA
In CA: Colton, Newport Beach, Redlands, Anaheim, Riverside #1, Riverside #2, Laguna Niguel, Rancho Santa Margarita, Long Beach #1, Long Beach #2
In CO: Longmont, Superior, MN, Brighton, Broomfield
Settling down is cool. I think.
I hope we’ve settled here, but, shit, I never thought I’d leave Dallas and, honestly, would love to go back.
* pauses to watch chicks swordfighting on TV*
geoff, Colorado is hard to beat. I lived in Colo Springs for a year or so in college and loved it.
I lived in Colo Springs for a year or so in college and loved it.
My wife went to the Academy. She loved it – said it felt like home as soon as she got there.
Fort Collins would be nice.
Great town, but stupid speeding cameras everywhere.
My wife went to the Academy.
What class was she in?
1984.
I think I just inherited an itchy traveling foot. I’ve lived in WY, NE, CA, Hong Kong, GA, and ID. Some of them more than once. I’m eager to add South Carolina to the list.
Graduated before anyone I’d know. I was ‘90 and didn’t make it all the way through.
For teh funneh, ask her if she knows what “LCWB” means.
Always wanted to visit Hong Kong. I did my AFROTC summer camp in SC. That was enough heat and humidity for me.
For teh funneh, ask her if she knows what “LCWB” means.
I’ll give it a try.
Fort Collins is also full of stupid liberal college yaps as well. On the plus side, I love the mountains and it’s near Wyoming which is my real home.
I’ll give it a try.
Fuck! I just realized you could Google it. No inside jokes anymore, I guess.
Let me check FNA … oh, hell yes, FNAFGG is there too. I’ll STFU now.
I’m really a country boy at heart, but I loved Hong Kong. I moved there for a boyfriend, but couldn’t find a visa sponsor. That was a bit sad.
The leading acronym at my alma mater was IHTFP.
I’m really a country boy at heart, but I loved Hong Kong.
After the transition? How was it?
The leading acronym at my alma mater was IHTFP.
Some crappy Latin bullshit, no doubt.
Jewstin, that sucks.
Never been to HK, but I hear it’s awesome.
Uma vs Lucy Liu
BBL
Some crappy Latin bullshit, no doubt.
A bit more earthy than that.
FNAFGG
I’d never heard her use the acronym, but I had heard the expression. Pretty funny.
I lived there shortly after China took over. Everybody wanted to be western. My boyfriend adopted the name Leo, my best friend was Julie. Shopping was an unfortunate hobby of most. I could spot the mainlanders by their thread-worn suits.
China is going to ruin Hong Kong. People were ‘disappeared’ while I was there. The world’s longest escalator will go nowhere.
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
You used to be able to send a napkin with “FNA” written on it to the cockpit of a commercial airliner and get back “FGG” if the pilot was an Academy grad. The protocol was that you’d then go up to the cockpit.
IIRC, someone did this right after 9/11 and got a bunch of airliners grounded.
but couldn’t find a visa sponsor
Should have gotten a job selling shirts.
IHTFP
They hate you, too.
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
Ain’t got nobody, hunh?
China is going to ruin Hong Kong.
My personal theory is that Hong Kong and Macao are the financial batteries that jump-started the Chinese economy. And Taiwan is the next financial jewel that will carry them past their economic growth pangs.
People keep saying that China can’t sustain its growth, and that hard times are ahead. They forget that China will simply acquire the means to support that growth.
Should have gotten a job selling shirts.
Too many vendors in the market.
Hey mesa. Did you do the Johnny Paycheck tonight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24
a guy with a firm hand
Heh.
Nope, burned no bridges.
The other managers made be do shots all night, though. Even though it is not my last night. We’ll do it again tomorrow. So I stayed late and drank coffee and helped the kids set up the big ballroom for tonight’s party of 800.
geoff, I agree re China.
Like the old adage goes, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
China can manufacture years and years worth of irrational markets before it implodes (which will be after we do).
Too many vendors in the market.
…until Paul Anka comes to town. Then there’s plenty o’ market demand.
They forget that China will simply acquire the means to support that growth.
The ideology is different, but the aim is the same. I don’t trust mainland Chinese any more than I trust those who believe Al Ghazali’s philosophy.
It’s part of why I regret that I don’t live in Hong Kong today, and why we should fight tooth and nail to protect Taiwan
mesa, good move.
I hope you got lots of tips tonight Mesa.
why we should fight tooth and nail to protect Taiwan
Taiwan’s already lost. Maybe if McCain had won, but by the time our illustrious President finishes crippling our world presence, China will have enough military clout to isolate Taiwan and force them to reconcile.
Taiwan’s already lost.
Agree. President Shout Out will fold like a cheap pup tent in a hurricane.
Tonight was actually good, money wise.
If I made what I got tonight every night — it would be about $75,000.00 a year full time.
Not bad for drink slinging. I made sixty bucks on Friday, so it’s kind of offset.
You’re probably right, Geoff, but I will be optimistic and hope that China is so occupied by North Korea they can’t be bothered with Taiwan until Obama is kicked to the curb.
Hey, you’ll have “free” healthcare before long, too. Don’t forget about that.
/Pelosi 2010
No way, Jewstin. You never let a crisis go to waste.
I will be optimistic and hope that China is so occupied by North Korea
Feh. North Korea doesn’t do anything without China’s say-so. When China has finished securing Asia (i.e., removing US and Japanese influence from Asia), North Korea will have outlived its usefulness as a foil for the West, and will quickly fall in line.
If I made what I got tonight every night — it would be about $75,000.00 a year full time.
Takes the sting out of working Saturday night.
I told the folks that I work with how much the free healthcare is going to cost them and what the fines would be if they didn’t pay up — not very happy.
Didn’t believe me at first, but then a few looked into it; a mini anti-Obama revolution. They want their vote back.
I don’t know what a weekend is anymore. Not a bad thing.
I also get to sleep in most week days.
mesa’s doing the Lord’s work.
Heh, we have 1000 Republicans Monday night for a big event — my last official night.
I’ll be drinking.
I’ll be drinking.
I imagine that they will, too.
Freakin’ Pelosi.
I know Obama and the Reid/Pelosi crew wouldn’t fight for Kansas if it were nuked. But, I do think there might be enough caution in the rest of the world to give us some breathing room.
Cash bar.
It’ll be interesting to see how cheap these guys are. Last one was pretty bad. Every big shot in the state will be there — I used to know half of them when they were still cutting their teeth. We’ve got term limits, so it’s nice to see them moving up and out but it makes for a big crush at the top. They’re all jockeying for the next gubernatorial and US Senate races.
I’ll be drinking.
Lots of top shelf, I hope.
G’night.
Gonna watch Mad Man and crash.
Men.
Lots of top shelf, I hope.
Tonight I filled a Smirnoff bottle with Grey Goose (the party I was working was the cheap bar) so I could make a few cocktails.
A few other people got surprisingly good drinks.
Remarkably few, I suspect.
I do think there might be enough caution in the rest of the world to give us some breathing room.
I’m not as optimistic (obviously) – I’ve been following China’s and Russia’s moves in The Grand Game for about 4 years, and watching while we get more sluggish and weak. My conclusion is that over the next decade we’ll:
o have reduced access to critical natural resources
o see increased costs for pretty much everything
o enjoy a drastic reduction in standard of living
o have greatly diminished world influence
o learn the sad lesson that a service economy only works if you’re at the top of the food chain
Hard times ahead.
Remarkably few, I suspect.
Just the cute ones.
Mad Men should be called Bad Men. Sheesh.
My conclusion is that over the next decade we’ll:
STFU Geoff. I like fantasy land.
Just the cute ones.
I knew it!
http://bacn.me/do1
STFU Geoff. I like fantasy land.
Enjoy it, it’s pretty much all we have.
I’m going to take my grumpy, cranky self to bed. I was in a foul mood earlier, so I took a mongo nap, hoping I’d be in a better mood when I woke up. First thing I saw upon waking, though, was the House vote. Should’ve stayed in bed.
You sods (sots?) have a good night. I’m going to bed and think of Hong Kong dreamboats.
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Black Sunday.
WTF is that?