Maybe it’s the Firefly Sweet Tea Flavored Vodka talking…but today has been a pretty good day. Ohio State put an ass- whoopin’ on Penn State, and both Pupster Boys did yard work and managed to not impale each other with long-handled garden tools.
All in all, a win for the good guys.
I want to go drinking with this guy.
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Fist!
*looks back over 1954 exam*
You know, beasnette knows most of that stuff, except the first part of who most of the Secretary’s are. She also had to memorize (by song) all of the presidents, in order, in the second grade.
The kids have had a few good teachers.
*gets ready to search for information to do with T. Paine/taxation/gov spending, for her English paper*
What?
Jewstin, my Halloween critter cakes were a big hit. Sold ‘em all. Alas, there is only one of me.
Badgers rule, Hoosiers drool!
*too lazy to poat a pic of the Bride of Frankencritter*
brb
*runs off to feed the piggies their salads*
Hey Jewston! I hear your new date guy is a real firecracker.
http://tinyurl.com/ycqzftf
Critter cakes = baking tragedy.
I feel your pain.
Uhm…Beasns? Doncha think it’s about time to clean up the pig pens?
http://tinyurl.com/y8zomhq
NINTIH!!!!
Fuck all y’all who think ninth ain’t shit. It’s shit for reals. Indians = infinity.
PIgs are for eating.
That is all.
Our best RB just got carried out of the stadium on a stretcher.
Shit.
Cavy poop is not gooey. They are bean-like. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!
I must apologize and shit for not saing “Hi sorry motherfuckers!!” when I jumped on this poat whie ago. Seriously and shit, I’m sorry.
Fuck yall, it’s Sat nght.
Are these common in other parts of the country? I just started seeing them about a year ago and now I see them all the time.
http://www.scfunfarm.com/images/oreo-cookiecows_lg.jpg
YO prkn. Get me a fuckn donut asap. Yo?
ScottW,
We ain’t got nun them typs of cattle in WTEX which is the mother of all cattles. I think those are photshopped and a muthafuck.
Get me a steak and I will get you a donut.
Hey Beasns, did you get your invitation for an ass whoopin?
http://tinyurl.com/ydxw2hj
None of the cows around here look like that. And, yes, in my part of SoCal, we’ve got cattle.
Nope, not in Texas. http://myphotomemries.blogspot.com/2009/01/oreo-cows-in-brenham-tx.html
Imports, from Scotland.
L to R
Pendejo, Sunday Morning
http://tinyurl.com/yejajxl
Aint never seen one Scott
Looks like people started importing them in the 50′s. Saw my first a year or so ago and figured it was a dye job, but I have been seeing them more frequently.
Huh. Says they’re all over central Texas.
I should get out more.
I hear ‘central Texas’ is a pretty big area.
Hey, look at the baby, ducks.
http://tinyurl.com/yfon3xz
Holsteins be gettin all homgoenous and shit. Angus not long for this world? Brenham is where the best ice crem in the world be maid. I guess those cattle are legitimate.
Pendejo, Sunday Morning
http://tinyurl.com/yejajxl
Awww…that’s sweet.
That gerl who save her chile fum the duck pond srsly needs sum BBF luv.
Where rosetta at? I thought he said he be talkin shit tonight.
Mucho, mucho mal.
I own dis mufkkintheatanshit
Where all the caucasians at?
The Caucasus?
Fuck Bob and Tom:
One time they called me a NAZI for opposing that Bushy fum Dallas for SCOTUS.
I don’t listen to they asses anny mo. And shit.
I gots one thing to say to you seanm:
Cauci Please!!!!!!!!
In case innybodys keepin score;
Inuns = Sitting Bull; Cauci’s = Custer and shit.
Andany other dead shit muthfucs.
gioddam if purple sques ain’t kiingg this bitchs in the poon. And shitt.
Here’s a shot in the dark. Pendejo, you aren’t feeling any pain right now, are you?
long live crown. Where’s my glasses.?
pendejo needs to back away from the bottle
Jewstin,
I need to piss right now. But it’s a back yard away. Love you just for being here man.
beasn, havea a drink on me.
And make some fuckin’ donuts. High protein donuts mind you.
Hah! Pendejo is at 47 Indians. 19 of them are the dot variety.
I’m only 3 Indians. And I have a strange hankering for coffee.
Saturday night binge FAIL!!!
Quickest way to the backyard? Open a window.
I miss that killing moon we had last week
I’m only one cowgirl that doesn’t mess with the injuns.
Hey peterhole, suck on this donut.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/70932/
Where da white women at?
Racist!
I lost count of the indians
Where da white women at?
Avoiding pendejo. He’s in the sauce.
http://tinyurl.com/y8zomhq
PG is awaiting the next 10 Indians!
http://tinyurl.com/ydqxffe
Yu homegirls is accesing my state based on my grammar and shit. Dumbasses.
LONG LIVE CANADA!!!!!!!
and atlanta
and whoever the motherfucker is who invented the auto icemaker.
MCPO, did you see Navy beat Notre Dame or were you out playing sticks and balls with your friends?
beasn, take soem viagra girl. I don’t suck on flaccid?
I’m for anybidt who cna beat nd. I’m a big fan of the service academies. GO NAVY !!!!
We are going to need a translator soon.
What the captain means is, it’s a fucked up war.
“MCPO, did you see Navy beat Notre Dame or were you out playing sticks and balls with your friends?”
hahahahahahahahaha…….zing!
It was a good game Pendejo. Notre Dame came back at the end, but it was too little too late.
Back from dinner. 4 Indians. Mmmmm …. make that 5.
Or at least enough to get the wife pissed off at me.
New poat, so it’s all good.
**checks the extra strength ibuprofin supply
**sets aside four for pendejo
Andy, was it a good birthday, sweetie?
Fantastic! As I told my wife this evening, though, I feel like the IOC chairman, because the latest one is always the “best one ever.”
But it really has been a great year.
Romy!
Chief!
Brad!
Janet!
I think PD ate the worm.
Rocky!
(grunt)
Puppers, I love your post gif.
“I’m only 3 Indians. And I have a strange hankering for coffee.
Saturday night binge FAIL!!!”
hahahahahahahaha….I’ve been there.
What ever happened to this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmeS3v_w4Kk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1AYVcAS7k
ref on “it’s a fucked up war” in case y’all ain’t heard this, it’s hilarious
Now what should we talk about?
Do you think we have enough for a joke thread?
That aren’t wasted?
Best break-up song EVAH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-XZt02ccfM
joakes are teh bset!
Pupster, I am madly in love with you for putting Kip in your post.
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate… I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love technology… Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above… always and forever, always and forever… Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever…
and a little music for your Saturday night listening pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOFM7-ahn5A
What movie did you watch, Rosetta?
While we’re on the subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7IjXu0DfQ
I thought I had a good theme but, like Pupster with a woman, I don’t think it has staying power.
Here are three but feel free to throw something else in the mix if you have a good idea.
Worst Educational Films
Worst Indian Names
Most Inappropriate Helpful Criticsm
Everyone vote. HURRY UP, TUBA-PLAYING FAGGOT!!!
ok mcpo, one of my favorite beatles tunes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuFU1dojwFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbKGsEK_T9g
Great song, PJM. I’d be hard pressed to pick a favorite.
Most inappropriate criticism.
You should wear dresses. All pants make your ass look fat.
MCPO, will you still like me if I say I don’t particularly like the Beatles. Also, if I was forced to listen to them for say, more than 10 minutes, I might pierce my eardrum?
What movie did you watch, Rosetta?
I don’t really want to talk about it, Mare. It was a documentary that received great reviews but it is about probably the worst story I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not sure yet how to process it.
I will give a review in due time however there is a 97% chance that my review will be as follows:
“Never see this movie as long as you live.”
Romy – Good choice – One of their best albums, IMHO.
This is my favorite song from Napoleon Dynamite. It makes my heart happy.
Every good happens in this scene in the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJg1NNyke2E
Mare – I will still like you but wonder about the trauma you suffered in the womb that would cause such a lack of musical taste.
There are 12 maybe 15 great Beatles songs. The rest are a steaming pile of dung.
Ooooooh, good ones.
My vote is…..a…….um…….Worst Indian Names?
“The rest are a steaming pile of dung.”
Thank you.
Are we going with Jewstin’s??
I’d be hard pressed to pick a favorite.
I get away with it by saying, “one of my favorites”
Mare, I have a friend who absolutely HATES the Beatles. I always thought he did it to be cool. I didn’t think anyone could really hate the Beatles. I stand corrected.
Mare, how can you not like the Beatles? I mean, srsly!
Rosetta comes in to stick up for his hearing/taste impaired paramour. Color me unsurprised.
You should wear dresses. All pants make your ass look fat.
NO!!! NO!!!
*hits Jewstin on snout with rolled-up program from Village People concert*
You’re supposed to vote, not start with the funney.
To me they are boring at this point. And when I picture that hideous John Lennon singing, I can’t think straight.
Given how many songs the Beatles produced there have to be a few good ones.
I haven’t heard those songs yet.
MCPO, Rosetta ass isn’t the only one I’m willing to kick.
Everybody needs to pick a thread topic, stat!
rosetta’s just saying that to be cool.
rosetta, mare already loves you. No need to impress her.
I loves me some Rosetta for sure.
Mare – BRING IT!
Then you can brag to all of your friends that you beat up the old crippled man in the scooter!
Most inappropriate criticism
Your mother is a better lay than you are.
Everybody needs to pick a thread topic, stat!
Favorite Beatles songs and why they are excellent!
Saw McCartney in concert a few years ago at the American Airlines Center in Dallas. Awesome rockin’ for someone older than MCPO.
Yeah, but I’m an old crippled woman with a bad hip and iffy knees.
I like how Congress works three days a week, 35 weeks a year but they are now working around the clock over a weekend to hammer out this piece of shit.
Jeez I hate those jackasses.
MCPO, is this one of your favorites?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yae3P1qoOa4
Most inappropriate criticism:
You should fuck the mailman. You might learn how it’s done.
Favorite Beatles songs and why they are excellent!
Hahahahaha. I will say that their good songs are great, no question.
But McCartney even admitted this week that most of their early shit was shit.
Rosetta – No.
I like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5i4-rWh44
Hahahaha. Okay I’m going to put up the worst joke thread poatse ever.
I already did the post for what I thought would be funny but I think it will be thin soup so we’ll have dueling themes. That always makes a bad joke thread worse.
brb
*hits Jewstin on the head with shirt-covered shovel*
Favorite Beatles songs and why they are excellent!
Hey Jude. It’s my wife’s song (Judith).
Mare – How much musical talent did you say you had??
http://tinyurl.com/yc39zfq
*hits Jewstin on the head with shirt-covered shovel*
Haha. That wasn’t my shirt.
I love how it’s hip and cool now to say the Beatles were teh suck.
They were the most popular band on the face of the planet 40 years ago, but we’re sooooo much smarter than that in hindsight.
I guess Kenny Chesney kicks Merle Haggard’s ass too, huh?
Andy….mellow. I just don’t like them. I’m not proving a point. And I never give a shit what people think about me. I never liked them and everyone here knows, except for classical music, I don’t care or know about anyone.
Chesney couldn’t hold Merle’s jockstrap.
I played the piano and I have a decent voice. My children and husband play the piano, husband also plays the guitar.
ChesneyBeethoven couldn’t holdMerleMozart’s jockstrap.FTFM
John Lennon was hideous and Paul McCartney has shit taste in women. Ebony and Ivory is proof of his idiocy.
I decided to hate the Beatles when I realized one of their songs is about pleasuring a 14 year old with a dildo.
When you’re done touching yourselves inappropriately, joke thread is up.
L to R: Mare, Beatles fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52WBX-88hjE&feature=player_embedded
Jewstin -WTF?!?!??!
Jewstin – I repeat, WTF are you talking about?
I realized one of their songs is about pleasuring a 14 year old with a dildo.
Poor little poat. It never stood a chance.
*puts on poat’s favorite Beatles album*
*gives poat it’s favorite old comfy sweat-jacket*
*brings poat a nice cup of tea*
*pulls back lever on poat’s lazyboy*
*hugs poat inappropriately for too long*
http://tinyurl.com/phgv37
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