The Naughty List

Good afternoon, cool kids and xbrad.  I hope you are all having an excellent post-Thanksgiving Monday. *barf* I have received 24 emails from people that want to participate in the first annual H2 Secret Santa so I thought I would put up one more email before I move on to matching people up. I have [...]

Explained

“Now that we’ve been rescued from Rosetta Amin’s basement, whaddya say we go get a shitload of drinks at the airport lounge to celebrate?” “Okay, but let’s hit the Duty Free Shop first. Those big-ass Toblerones are cheaper there than they are at Costco. “ “You’re an asshole.” “Right back atcha.” “You know, I’ve never [...]

Let Me Tell You Why You Suck

Actually no one knows why you suck, you just do. A hosefucker enjoys her day off.   This video is so fucking stupid that it’s hilarious.  Yes, I know I linked it a few days ago.   Speaking of fucking that chicken, here’s MCPO and his first girlfriend.   This guy is great but his [...]

It’s Blustery & Cold Somewhere

Thanks to Global Warming, some of us are experiencing a chill today. Speaking of chill, many argue that chili was invented in Mexico in the early 1800s. Not that Chilly. A writer from San Antonio in an article called San Antonio: An Historical and Pictorial Guide, wrote: “Chili, as we know it in the U.S., cannot [...]

“A Real Man’s Tattoo…”

While I hesitate to interfere with the greatness that is mesa’s new boots and the fantabulous Mrs. Peel, which is undoubtedly the best day since Rosetta learned he could molest MAAAAARRRREE! without ever touching her (much to her undying relief), one of our noobies said we need more poats, so here it is. As a frat boy myself, [...]

Best birthday present — ever

That’s right. It was my birthday — you slackers. These are the shit: That’s endangered species and quite awesome — to all you hippies. Best part of the night? I met Mrs. Peel. She is smoking hot and super cool.  Just an awesome person. Much too nice for you Hostage types. All in all — [...]

Big Boob Friday™

*gets out of bed, trips over 108,348 Indians, barfs* Big boob Friday. Funny:   Music:   Rules if you want to hire Kerry Marie for photography session: My time starts from the moment I arrive. A reasonable distance is to be kept at all times. No friends to be brought along. It is a one [...]

The Chaise Lounge

Yay! Here’s my first, purchased on my own, piece of furniture. Yes, the hideous pillow is going to be recovered, probably whenever I find some fabric I like.

T-Day in Texas

My Taters: Even the dogs were happy:

The true story of the first Thanksgiving

In 1492, Ferdinand, the King of Saipan, was thirsty for spices, having issued his “FUCK SALT!” edict after his Southern Baptist hordes had driven the Moors out of wherever the hell they’d been for a while.  France,  probably. Pictured: King Ferdinand of Saipan Wait, can you technically be thirsty for spices?  I mean, I guess [...]