I may not be a part of the elite Republicans. I may be one of those uneducated, uncultured dolts that Peggy Noonan looks down her nose at. I may only be as “smart” as Sarah Palin, but I do know one thing, I know a man when I see one.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a real man in leadership. I miss real men. Right now in our country we have a bunch of wussies who’ll lay down and kiss the Dems asses for fear of not being liked. These so called Repubs who are so terrified of not being liked by the Dems are no different than the leftists who cry over our reputations with the rest of the world.
I expect this effeminate behavior from the left who’s goal is to make every woman and man androgynous, interchangeable, but our Republican men might as well be Dems as far as I’m concerned.
Well screw that. I want a real man.
This is an example of a real man.
Did you catch that? That was a real man.
Oh you didn’t?
Let’s try that again.
Sadly, this is what’s considered a real man these days.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
I blame soy.
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first! And goodnight
Not first!
Do I get a Nobel?
you’ll get nothing and like it
Pupster, NOOOOOO!
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/heavy-petting-layer-drop-shadow-really.html
I must be at The Hostages.
The only place that will show you true love
ok I have to go to bed. I had a party at my house that started at 1 and it’s now 11 and it’s still goin on.
Not first!
Do I get a Nobel?
Sure. Why not? In fact, have a few:
http://tinyurl.com/ygpp8ne
She actually told her she should return it, Romy?
That’s mutherfuckin’ fucked up.
ALWAYS receive a gift in the spirit it was intended. Hell, I didn’t bitch when my Mom gave me used underwear for Xmas.
At least I didn’t complain to her.
ALWAYS receive a gift in the spirit it was intended. Hell, I didn’t bitch when my Mom gave me used underwear for Xmas.
Um, if you receive a gift like that, I’m pretty sure the spirit allows you to give the giver the finger.
Mom’s a little weird.
Sean M. Community Theater presents…”A Very xbrad Christmas”
xbrad: “Well, Mom, I sure am glad you like the skort. I made it myself.”
xmom: “It’s the bestest present EVAR. Now, open your present, son.”
xbrad: “Oh boy, I can’t wait to see what it is!”
*xbrad tears open wrapping paper, opens box*
xbrad: “Gee, um…thanks. This is just…great. Just what I wanted.”
*dangles dead mouse by tail*
Sox: “We went in on that together.”
All: “God Bless us, every one!”
FIN
^ That was a very good year.
Others?
Not so much.
This was a very bad year…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GAjK64VZg
thankfully, youtube told me an error occured, and I didn’t have to listen.
Your computer is fucking retarded.
The _____ doesn’t fall far from the _____, does it?
(Yeah, it’s too fucking late to come up with computer-related puns. Or any other jokes. I just wrote a script, for fuck’s sake.)
The best thing about that picture of Teh Won?
The exit sign right over the window.
It’s almost prescient.
The best thing about that picture of Teh Won? At least for me:
The actual, real-life, African-American watching him work which kinda emphasizes the fact that Teh Won is a Halfrican-American. And the fact that Teh Won looks incredibly like a pussy in that picture.
Had 4 indians between 9 and 11. Went to bed at 12. It’s not 2:45 and the indians have woken my ass up. Ohhh for the good old days when drinking made me sleep better instead of worse.
not = now
typing in the dark
The hits keep coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w9p7L4nS4g
typing
in the darkone handedick.
The best line:
“If I was peace, I would kick somebody’s ass”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I was peace.
And I did kick somebody’s ass.
yep
Live from the PJM homestead in South Cali!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=617_1252006591
Beer thinks it’s kicking my ass. Ha! It better go and get some more guys.
Oh wait…
I assume by “kick somebody’s ass” you mean “date young Laotian boys”.
Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with that.
I didn’t turn them upside down.
Now, for something completely cool — http://www.stevey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/50-years-exploration-huge.jpg
Live from the PJM homestead in South Cali!!!
Was that based on a Norman Rockwell? No?
The Mt. Rushmore of STFU.
I like that.
Now, for something completely cool
Absolutely.
The most important video OF ALL TIME!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xg9lyEhP8
I didn’t turn them upside down.
Hahahahaha. Is that a Jim Webb reference?
I haven’t laughed at that in a long time.
http://tinyurl.com/6ykaqy
Zooming in and out on that space exploration thing is pretty cool.
Lots o’ space stuff, yup.
Mesa: what’s with Houston? Didn’t get the back story (other than the obvious Detroit is teh suck).
Is that a Jim Webb reference?
Never.
Zooming in and out on that space exploration thing is pretty cool.
Didn’t like the “failed” missions, though. Trying things that are that hard is never a failure.
Geoff, trying to move there.
The sooner the better. I’ve saved almost enough money to just move without a job — and, if the State of Michigan pays me the money that it owes me that they “somehow” lost — I’d leave tomorrow.
You know, that guy with the beard? He wasn’t actually smoking.
Geoff, trying to move there.
You can crash here in CO on your way down.
Music to comment by.
I heard that Obama won the Gayest Man in the Fabulous World award tonight.
Good job.
Nobel Felch Prize.
How did I screw up that link? [har sez the beer]
Hell’s Bells
Did I get it this time?
Houston offers me the best opportunity to find something that can use my experience.
No one is flying people in for interviews right now (consultants) with it not being a sellers market.
Need to get on the ground.
Hunh. It’s not taking my pastes seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxJ46HWXbA
MIT ADVANCED LINK STUDIES FAIL!!!!!
Houston offers me the best opportunity to find something that can use my experience.
Glad you’re finally getting out of Detroit (the employment nadir), though I appreciate your reasons for staying there. Like I said, if we’re on your way, you can crash here. Or even if we’re not on your way.
Thank you, Geoff.
As that will only be about 1300 miles out of my way on a 1200 mile trip — expect me next Thursday.
I’ve never seen so many link fails in such a short period of time.
MIT ADVANCED LINK STUDIES FAIL!!!!!
Ima have some more beer and see if that cures my linking gremlins. See y’all in a bit.
Hey Mesa, if you drive to Texas, stop in St. Louis for some booze and stripper hookup fail.
Mesa, turn on your phone!
Rosie, don’t go to bed!
No!
Fine. It’s on.
Gotta get up in 6 hours and go back to work.
Sean, turn on your sybian.
I’m not paying to watch you talk to mesa on the phone.
Why is John Boehner orange?
Even St. Louis is too far west when heading to Texas from Michigan.
South to Louisville, over to Memphis and then straight south.
I wonder who the first person was that shoved their Nobel Peace Prize up their ass.
It was probably goatse.
As that will only be about 1300 miles out of my way on a 1200 mile trip — expect me next Thursday.
Oh. Yeah. Just looked at the map and it appears that Michigan is undesirably east. Well, then – good luck, and we’ll see you at the next IB fete in TX.
I’ve never seen so many link fails in such a short period of time.
That’s what you get for fellating instead of blogging.
Oh dear. Mebbe that’s a leetle too much beer.
Are you going to Houston, mesa?
email mesa yer phone #, manlesbo.
Even St. Louis is too far
westghey when heading to Texas from Michigan.FTF all mankind.
Rosie, Sean wants a threeway with you as the meat.
Rosie, Sean wants a threeway with you as the meat.
I think Sean’s angling more for Hungarian goulash.
How’s about I meet him half-way and be the lettuce?
Rosie, hopefully within a month.
Sohos offered to put me up on her couch for a month — she was drunk and drugged at the time.
Sohos offered to put me up on her couch for a month — she was drunk and drugged at the time.
Sounds like a very comfy couch.
We should start a goatse brand of pieces of crap.
Like the “draft guard” that you put under your ill-fitting door to keep the wind out.
Goatse Draft Guard. Call now. UInlike goatse, we can’t keep this open all day.
Her pillows are bigger.
I would definitely take sohos up on the couch offer. Just in case….you know.
What if my door likes to get ill?
Email.
Check it.
Goatse Green Bags. Keeps shit fresh.
Oxy-goatse.
Just in case….you know.
I have no idear.
Goatse-WOW!!!
G’night.
Crazy Yugos need their booze early this afternoon.
BILLY GOATSE HERE…
Nothing refreshes your sheets like LEMON PARTY!
Call now, and we’ll send you a free TUBGIRL! You just pay shipping and handling.
“Every new Rascal comes with that ‘new lemon party smell’”
Order today.
“And the best thing is, there’s always a Lemon Party on the line when I have a question about my Hover Round.”
Call now…
“How is Uncle Edgar holding up?”
“Pretty fair, I’d say. Aunt Sue had a policy with Colonial Goatse.”
“Colonial Goatse? Don’t you have to get a full physical at our age to get one of their policies?”
“No. You just need to undergo a simple rectal exam…”
Ask your doctor about prescription Goatse.
Side effects may include anal tearing, gas, and internet notoriety.
Women should not take or handle Goatse because of the risk of being on teh Internets forever.
X-Games…Americano Style
http://tinyurl.com/ylombm3
WTFITS?
Is everybody in trouble today? Indians overrun the homestead and leave stains on various carpets and upholstered items?
http://tinyurl.com/yg3dqyc
What time does the Chinese buffet open?
http://tinyurl.com/yzrey65
*maintains eye contact while slowly reaching for cricket-bat*
http://tinyurl.com/yh53ua6
Nobel awarded to whiny beach:
http://tinyurl.com/yzvtlx4
Mornin’ Meigan.
Did you hear about the new Will Ferrell game for the Wii? It looks pretty awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/yfhmx7a
Explain this picture in 600 words or less and I will award a Cowbell Prize for Literature:
http://tinyurl.com/yj6knmd
Ole Shim Tucker was a burly man;
washed his cock in a fryin pan.
Pups, I can explain that picture in ten words or less:
Fuckinhg retarded.
Fin
Obama is our first metrosexual president. Hell, as much as I despised Blow Job Billy Clinton, at least he was a rapist and certainly no metrosexual.
Pupster, that’s my brother in law.
Not really, but there is a resemblance.
My parents hate his ass and don’t hide it well. My sister claims to like him. Little friction there. Really takes the heat off of my wife at family get togethers though.
See? Both of those men are putting trees in their place. Bravo.
http://www.breitbart.tv/organizers-cut-microphone-as-filmmaker-presses-al-gore-over-errors/
Manbearpig is a pussy
Al Gore’s answer to every question is “shut up!”
He is right about one thing, though. The polar bears clearly have not gotten the message that they’re endangered. Guess we need to kick some more ice hole.
Unfortunately, it seems Michelle wears the pants in the 0 family. The bigger question is -where are the real men in the GOP?
“you’ll get nothing and like it”
On e of my favorite lines.
For Mare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrpx4NAtsFQ
*maintains eye contact while slowly reaching for cricket-bat*
hahahahahahahaha….do it!
That kid needs to be be toughened up. Much like Obama.
I feel like I’m having a de ja vu moment. Where have I seen these pics of the two awesome Presidents and the one of the Present before?? *sniff* Is this recycled poat?
Oh. Morning All! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCuT3tS6Ws
A sunny Sunday Good Morning to the Hotsausages.
Now get your asses to church. You don’t want to spend eternity with members of the Democratic Party do you? God will revoke your funneh cards.
I feel like I’m having a de ja vu moment. Where have I seen these pics of the two awesome Presidents and the one of the Present before?? *sniff* Is this recycled poat?
Don’t sweat it. If everyone didn’t comment and tell PJM how brilliant she was for posting these last Saturday night, we were bound to see them again.
Wow, I take a few minutes to
pass out in a pool of my own vomitcheck the comments at my place and see that the Three Retardos commented all damn night.Ah, that’s where the traffic came from. I didn’t notice that Lauraw had linked us at Ace’s.
I guess that last picture shows part of Obama’s Exit strategy.
Hah, Reagan looks like he’s chased down a victim who is trying to crawl away and he’s fixin to chop him up.
Explain this picture in 600 words or less and I will award a Cowbell Prize for Literature:
Sean was rushing to his wedding after a 12 hour shift at UPS. As he was dreaming of seeing a woman’s breasts for the first time, he swerved off the road. Determined and hopeful, he grabbed his tux, scooted behind the bulk head and changed (thanks, Mom for remembering my (boutineer and clean undies). As Sean rushed back to his work truck, which was half submerged in the rushing water, he quickly grabbed his purse, how foolish did he feel when he realized he had grabbed the sewing machine he had used last night during his smoke break to do alterations on one of the bridesmaids dresses (she had gained a few pounds working at See’s). Mom was so proud and excited she couldn’t wait for the professional photographer and decided to snap a few pics with her disposable camera (recently purchased at Walgreen’s on sale for $5.99).
Where’s my damn Cowbell prize?
Remember when Michelle was pissed because Obama wouldn’t help out in the Garden?
Here ya go Mare, congratulations.
http://tinyurl.com/bt9tco
I hung up drapes once. I used power tools though.
PJM – You lovely brilliant wonderful lady person.
This was simply brilliant – simple, elegant and extremely effective.
You have my undying admiration.
If you are ever in Boston or environs, dinner at Davio’s is on me.
~~ smooch ~~
Don’t sweat it. If everyone didn’t comment and tell PJM how brilliant she was for posting these last Saturday night, we were bound to see them again
You’re a jackass. This was never a post. I put them in the comments and someone specifically requested that I make a post out of it.
Now kiss my ass.
You AND Cyn
Great post PJMomma,
I totally agree with the premise…
All the best
Ok, PJM; I owe you. I’ll kiss your ass, but we haveta do it in private; otherwise, if it’s in public, I think we should charge big money–real money–no Nobel Peas Prize coinage neither.
There’s more to your suspicion of soy than just a halfhearted skepticism. People who study such things are saying there are molecules in soy that resemble estrogen, which in sufficient quantity has exactly the kind of effects on boys that you would suspect.
God bless you. Nice to see a woman that likes men.
Gee, Wally.
You have to admit, though, that is a particularly butch window valance!
I swear, Reagan looks like he’s yelling “come back here you pussy and take your decapitation like a man.”
Here’s a video of manly men doing manly things in a manly way. The MANtage…
http://www.brucified.com/2009/10/mantage.html
We sure could use another Ronald Reagan…or even someone like Jeane Kirkpatrick:
“And I have no doubt that the American people generally believe the world is safer, and that we are safer, when we are stronger. ”
“Democrats can’t get elected unless things get worse, and things won’t get worse unless they get elected. ”
She was the one that coined the phrases “San Franscisco Democrats” and “Blame America First”. She was our own Iron Lady, and she took no bullshit from anyone.
Like Carter, Obama has never met a dictator he doesn’t like. He’s a socialist empty suit who kowtows and apologizes to every malefactor on the planet. That must be the new requirement for the Nobel. Leftwingnuts will not be happy until the United States hits rock bottom with a devastated economy and our sovereignty is totally diminished. Gawd, it’s gonna take decades to unfuck all the damage THE ONE will do.
I love you teafran. smooches!
Mesa, be nice to wally. He’s a real man.
You have to admit, though, that is a particularly butch window valance!
It IS blue after all.
Here’s a video of manly men doing manly things in a manly way. The MANtage…
RAWR!!!!
Gawd, it’s gonna take decades to unfuck all the damage THE ONE will do.
*cries
*sobs
Loved the picture of “W”. He is indeed a real man. While he wasn’t conservative enough for my liking, it was clear he would take care of business when it came to the WOT. Just watching him on FOX striding towards his helicopter, saluting the military gave me a sense of serene peace. He also is a fine-looking individual. Can you imagine BO carrying off a Ford F-250? What a joke. He’s more a Prius or Tercel kind of guy. In other words, a sissy.
Reagan and GWB were just doing their part for glowbullwhoring by killing them trees. The antigore!