KA SeanM’s porn poat.
Update with photos of your pets. If you can’t update, link a picture in the comments or email me and I’ll add it for you.
Here’s WTF Face Jenkins, the Hostages pet mascot:
My doggy, Crystal. I was going to name her Rusty, but my friend’s daughter would have none of it. Little Maddy said, “I think hew name is Cwystal.” So it was.
You do know that Sox rules the world?
Here are my favorite wienies…from the left the first and third are mine (SoHoS) and Counts’ dogs. The First one is G.W. and the third on is Regan. The second dog is Candy(the only girl of the bunch) and last wiener is Copper. They belong to my SIL. All four love each other!
These are Beasn’s piggies. Don’t they look tasty cute?
Bigglesworth
George
Abby
Dearly departed Neva
Lincoln
Cuffy sent this in:
I believe they are looking at Beasn’s pigs. . . Yummy!
Dick’s dogs.
Bear (with Breakfast)
Patton
Pupster’s pup, Tackle the Wonder-Dog
HERE’S FUCKING PUKA!!!!
HERE’S FUCKING PUKA!!!!
HERE’S FUCKING PUKA!!!!
Another pooch, Geoff’s friend iPod.
Cyn’s buddy, Buddy (Waiting at the Rainbow Bridge).
Blazer’s buddy.
Blackiswhite…We didn’t like doing it, but Mr. Fluffy made a deliberate decision to choose his addictions over us. It just got too hard watching him break the boys’ hearts, so we had to cut him loose. the last time I saw him, he looked like this:
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First Jewstin gave up wearing shirts, now he’s given up on his pants.
*cute doggie
This poat stinks of kitty litter and stale kible.
Pants are overrated.
And it got hair on my pants, too. Damnit!
I don’t have any pictures of my Sheltie available. So I google-fu’d “pet of the month” to see what I could find. You wouldn’t believe how many NSFW pics I found. Which is probably why I”m NOT FIRST.
Here’s a pet that’s moderately safe for work.
http://www.mikesouth.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kayden_kross_penthouse-cover.jpg
Pants? Who needs em?
I find that my skort is far more comfortable than mere pants..
**pets Crystal**
Good Doggie.
Aww, look at the wiener dogs. They deserve piece of bacon.
Who put up the cute weinerdogs?
Did a Sohohoohohoohs comment just disappear?
Hey wassup, WTFFace Jenkins?
Who wants to go to see this with me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbbRlwdi2M
Are the Norwegians trying to bribe TOTUS? What’s the prize worth? A million? Two? Would TOTUS cut and run for that kind of $$?
OK. Shouldn’t be musing all serious and shit on a pet thread. Back to the cute dogs. All of ya.
You know what they call stray cats in my town? Tamales. $6 a dozen.
PG, Obama doesn’t get to keep the money. It goes to the Treasury.
Yeah xbrad I added my name in the poat instead of the comments
OH YAY!! Pets. Lookit the weenies!
Here is Bigglesworth -
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2176/1500056645_987eac0eb2.jpg
Here is George (he is still battling an URI) -
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1460571982_29939731a1_o.jpg
My dearly departed Neva -
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2798016023_7bfcd6bc83.jpg
Her cagemate Abby -
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2798882670_af3db7a306.jpg
xbrad, you go see this by yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYkLgaQ27L8
And Lincoln, enjoying some cuddles -
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/2798076089_1b10227800.jpg
Ohai,
IMG_0218.JPG
This is Puka.
DAMN IT!
I goofed it.
Bigglesworth is a good name for a guinea pig. Here you go, Beasn.
http://tinyurl.com/yhwbjam
My name is Puka.
I live on the second floor.
I live upstairs from you.
Yes I think you’ve seen meow.
If you hear something late at night.
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight.
Please put a sock on my head.
Fin.
How the hell many pigs do you have, Beasn?
MOM!!!! BEASN’S HOGGING ALL THE PIGS!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Good one rosie and for your amazing songwriting talent, here you go…
http://tinyurl.com/yjfmbkg
Tackle the Wonder-Dog:
http://tinyurl.com/yk9ckjn
As in, he stares at me at night and wonders what my liver tastes like.
(Jokes on him, my liver tastes of burned cheese, orange shag carpet fibers, 5W30 synthetic motor oil and fail.)
Interesting trailer, Rosie. And I like Rosamund Pike.
But I don’t know what the hell that has to do with me…
xrabd, when you’re done watching that other piece of crap, go see this piece of shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLkjK4XW_c
I ‘ve got four pigs now. They are social creatures and need buddies.
Since Neva passed away a couple of months back, I’ve been thinking of getting her cagemate a friend. Mr. Beasn gives me the evil eye when I mention it.
K, lunch over.
bbl
That’s a lot of piggies, Beasn.
*sniff sniff*
What’s that smell? IS SOMEONE COOKING FAIL?!?!!
Oh yeah, Michael Bay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tSvrkKx2Y
STFU Jewstin. What handyman project did you fuck up this weekend?
Beasn, does your house smell like guinea pig pee?
Well, if any of you mongrels think it a good idea to adopt a pig, they are high maintenance, incredibly sweet, and deserve the best care. Research it thoroughly before doing so.
http://www.guinealynx.com
And never, NEVER, buy one from a pet store.
Jewstin, does your house smell like guinea pig pee?
I fucked nothing up this weekend. I watched football instead.
Do guinea pigs taste good?
Is there guinea pig bacon?
My house smells like bread and beer.
What are you wearing right now, Rosetta?
I didn’t fuck anything up this weekend either.
Good job.
I wonder how Cuffy’s door hanging went. That sounded like a FAIL!!!-prone project.
Beasn, does your house smell like guinea pig pee?
No, it smells like ‘Eau de Beasn’.
As long as you clean out their soiled bedding every day, wash the cages once a week with 50/50 vinegar/water, the only thing you will smell is the hay for them to munch.
Only thing gross is when you have to clean the boars sacks. They tend to get impacted and the stuff that gets caught can knock your socks off.
That trailer of “Lying” is proof that the Cannes Film Festival is about as meaningful and relevant as the Nobel Peace Prize. That video was truly a POS x10 = turds.
“Only thing gross is when you have to clean the boars sacks. They tend to get impacted”
Oh, my goodn………………THUD.
Turds, mare, turds. Their sack sack gets in the way of the poop chute and the turds back up.
hee hee
*throws cold water on Mare*
HOLY SHIT! I got chills watching that! I have to see that!!!!!!
I wonder how Cuffy’s door hanging went. That sounded like a FAIL!!!-prone project.
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK…
Magically, once the hinges were put on and the doors hung … they wouldn’t shut. God-fucking coat of primer and 2 coats of paint on the door and jams and prolly a milimeter thicker new hinge have all conspired to force me to run the fuckers thru the table saw to shave 1/8″ off the long edge. FUCK.
Jewstin, go see this movie and report back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1N_gKBSXvU
I could have gotten them neutered but then you risk an abscess or infection for at least a year with these guys.
Beasn when my brother and I were kids we had Nibble and Trixie. They were the sweetest G. pigs ever. I loved them so much. Nibble could shrink his body super tight and small and then he would stretch out real long. It was the cutest thing.
Magically, once the hinges were put on and the doors hung … they wouldn’t shut. God-fucking coat of primer and 2 coats of paint on the door and jams and prolly a milimeter thicker new hinge have all conspired to force me to run the fuckers thru the table saw to shave 1/8″ off the long edge. FUCK.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’ve come to the conclusion that the jobs that sound hard usually go smoothly. It’s when doing the ones that sound easy that I will accidentally knock a wall down or catch the house on fire.
Well at least you got the doors hung, Cuffy. Good job. Here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm
Here’s a true fact:
Bald guinea pigs look like tiny hippos.
http://tinyurl.com/ygzfbcv
Cuffy, I think it’s time to say ‘Fuck it all’ and hang up bead curtains instead.
Like this one for example:
http://bacn.me/cuv
Why do you need doors anyway? What are you trying to hide?
These are the doors to our two brand-spanking new recently renovated bathrooms (doors taken off during demo).
And now, they are the only fucking doors that will get all these new hinges I bought.
Cuffy, the door knobs you ordered are in.
http://tinyurl.com/yg3a38v
Dammit. All my pics of Peach are in storage. Bastards. Not only do I not have a pet anymore, but now I can’t even play in the pet thread.
I’m gonna go eat chocolate.
Cuffy’s pets: http://tinyurl.com/yfu3s3o
L to R: Cheeto, Violet, Scout and Boo. (not pictured: two newer cats, BlackJack & Woody)
4 cats?
Cuffy is the cat lady!
I think it’s good to have a dog and a cat.
And a Nobel Peace Prize.
Cuffy’s lady is the crazy cat lady. Cuffy is cat-whipped.
Boo’s the best mutt in the world. Scout is a fun little nazi.
Sohos, I decided yesterday that I can no longer tolerate my idiot liberal college friends on facebook. I started firing back last night and I am getting dumped like crazy! You want to have a race?
I linked to Rosettas “Mt Rushmore of shut the hell up” video this morning, that should clear out a few more.
Here’s iPod, doing one of her best things.
I got dumped by another one this morning and I dumped one on Friday.
Cuffy I have to replace my bedroom door. Count took it down when I was coming home from the hospital and it is now in the attic holding all of our storage,,,ugh! So what I have learned from this is that doors do not come with door knob holes? Is that right?
Some doors do come with precut holes for the doorknob
Some come pre-drilled for knobs … it’s worth it to find those and buy ‘em. I’m not sure whether they come pre-hinged, though. I was using existing old doors — hence my headaches.
Doughnuts come with holes. True story!
some come with hinge cuts too, no idea if they come pre-hinged or not, I never saw one with them
Swiss cheese too!
It’s a major pain to chisel out the recesses for the hinges. I did a couple of doors with my dad, and then had a handyman do the rest of them.
Oh and on the subject of knobs? Of course these retarded old doors have too small holes for the new door knobs I bought. I thought that shit was standard, but no, apparently dwarf knob holes were the rage back in the ’60s when this house was built.
So I get to file those out bigger, too. Thanks for reminding me!
(beaded Kirk curtains, here I come)
xbrad makes extra money as a door handle model.
Certain states have knobs. True story.
My contribution to the pet poat
http://mscyn.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/buddy-003_fixcontrastfix-custom.jpg?w=500&h=375
“but no, apparently dwarf knob holes were the rage back in the ’60s when this house was built”
Cuffers, my condo building was built in the 70′s by some famous Japanese architect, that I swear won a Nobel or Pulitzer…not kidding. Anyway, every, single, freaking, thing in this place was NOT STANDARD. Every time we do an improvement or update it’s a triple cost to get something custom done…BASTARDS!
OK, time to chisel out hinge areas… Yep, that’s what happens when you saw off the door edge… At least the old screw holes are still visible.
These doorknobs look like they might work http://tinyurl.com/ygzln2n
I feel for you bud. This is going to be Counts project in the next couple of weeks b/c I cant stand not having a door to my room and my brother and his gf are here…
Lindsey Graham is a douche and an idiot and a closet ass licker. He needs to be scorned and marginalized until everything he says is completely ignored by any conservative or republican. He, along with that other F-nut John McCain are working on a climate bill.
SCREW YOU, ASSHOLES!!!!!11111!!!
Git ‘em Mare!! And use this on ‘em both. http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/09/lightsaber-7.jpg
Thank you, Cyn. I will use that saber to cut whatever shriveled balls are left on the both of them.
Mare, did you see the song I wrote for Puka earlier in the thread?
Cyn, what’s your doggie’s name?
You think they still have ballz? I’m thinking they don’t even have anything to TUCK at this point.
Heres my buddy.
http://tinypic.com/r/10wqpms/4
Doggie’s name was Buddy. He went over the Rainbow Bridge on 05/14/08. That pic of him was taken a few days before, last mother’s day.
Puka.
http://tinyurl.com/yj6pz2y
Blazer, your buddy looks as cute as a button!
Rosetta, could you see that picture I tried lamely to link?
Puka is no slut. She has been fixed, she is a completely indoor cat and she is a fraidy cat.
Is that a beagle, Blazer? He’s a good looking dog.
The rainbow bridge. I like that, Cyn.
When I was a kid I periodically had some hogs. I wouldn’t call them pets neccessarily. Here’s a picture of one of them.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Schweinebauch-2.jpg/800px-Schweinebauch-2.jpg
I didn’t think your link worked? Can you link it again?
I’m going to try something.
BRB
Don’t move assfaces.
This is not my dog. But my dog looks very similar to this one. His name is Blue and he’s a 9 y/o virgin.
http://www.greatdogsite.com/uploaded_files/thumbnails/Shetland%20Sheepdog-3-Bi-Blue-105.05585106383x_1198075916114.jpg
Here’s a picture of my pet liger, TittyCat Jenkins.
http://tinyurl.com/yt6kzu
Yes he is Rosetta. He’s a good looking boy. My youngest son just had to have one after seeing Underdog. Not the same color but I’ve always been partial to the tri-colored ones myself. Had one when I was growing up.
Puka chillin’
http://webmail.aol.com/28200/aol/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.26387307&folder=NewMail&partId=2
Here’s a picture of my pet blobfish, Jerry.
http://tinyurl.com/yzthv8x
Hey Rosetta, Mare called you an assface. How you gonna act?
http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/new_year_ass_face.jpg
This is not my dog. But my dog looks very similar to this one. His name is Blue and he’s a 9 y/o virgin.
Do you have a smaller picture?
no
Jerry looks sad. Why the loooooooooong face Jerry ?
Hey Rosetta, Mare called you an assface. How you gonna act?
I’m going to tackle her and tickle her until she pees in her pants.
It’s where all pets go Rosetta. It’s very chokey-uppy reading, but it helped me get thru his loss. He was my sole-mate dog if there’s such a thing. http://tinyurl.com/2mjj4
Now somebody get me a margarita like this, one straw only. Just one. http://tinyurl.com/yjognab. And rub my feet. And fer christsakes somebody tell the AZ Cardinals not to fuck it up against the QueerSteer Texans, dammit.
I called everyone an assface.
Mare, your link has severe retardism and teh AIDS and manbirdpig flu.
- 8,900 points
This is the Ohai picture I originally posted:
http://webmail.aol.com/28200/aol/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.26387355&folder=NewMail&partId=2
By your poem Rosetta, I thought you had seen the picture. Funny.
STFU, Mare.
Really? It worked for me when I clicked the link at Hostages. What the cat turd is going on?
I feel ya’ Cyn. Pets are more than just animals, they are family. The Beagle I have know is the first dog we have had since I’ve been married with kids. The Beagle I had when I was growing up we had from the time I was 3 ’till I was 20. At the time couldn’t recall life without her. As you know, that was really tough to take.
Mare, all your links suck donkey balls.
MASSIVE LINK FAIL WIN!!!!
Mare, I don’t have AsshOLe account so, pic-link-fail.
The internet is teh suck.
MOM!!! MARE IS HOGGING ALL THE STUPID!!!!
The internet is teh suck.
Heh. Somedays, I wish it did
All UR link fail belong to Mare.
I’m particularly pissed because Puka is reading about cold fusion and wearing the cutest glasses right now. Guess I can’t link a picture to show you all.
SUCK IT!
This is NOT directed at you Mare, but http://tinyurl.com/2tdc3
Where is my prize.
That rainbow bridge story is sweet, Cyn.
I think you have to be logged into AOL to see your pics. But otherwise it’s all good.
Where is my prize.
It’s being made as we speak.
http://tinyurl.com/cqmgnx
Somebody passed that along to me last year, Rosetta. I had only vaguely heard about it before.
Now where the hell iz my foot rub and cocktails? Somebody better hurry up or there’s going to be some de-briefing pronto.
It should be directed at me, Cyn. My husband is not here and I just ask him how to do crap. My daughter is gone too.
My husband is on a boat, leading paddlers from Molokai to Oahu. It’s a big 6 man/woman paddling race. He spent the night on a boat in a beautiful harbor on Molokai.
Rosetta, would you please help me out and check your email….thanks.
Rosetta: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I just peed a little laughing at that!
I made you some soup, Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/lh5wem
Hey Rosetta….
http://tinypic.com/r/2uyprif/4
Mare, pipster gave this to me yesterday for link-html-fail. http://tinyurl.com/yz8cowh
I only wore it for a little while; there might still be the scent of my Shalimar perfume on it. Hope you like it.
Does this work?
http://tinyurl.com/ygs7umx
Cyn, I will wear it with pride.
My computer may have H1N1.
Hi-ee Rosetta!! *waves* http://tinyurl.com/yzbbxyu
My computer may have H1N1.
It’s not H1N1!!!eleventy!! It’s Bacon Sniffles. Hmphft.
Rosetta: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I just peed a little laughing at that!
Hahahaha. I like how the dog is looking right at the camera. That makes it 20% funnier.
That pic is at least worth one of these http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm and +7,321.27 points!
Important message for Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/53ge3m
I see that Dee-troit is getting spanked today. Tee Hee. Stoopid lions.
I killed this guy and buried him in Paris:
http://tinyurl.com/m6fs7d
Important message for Cyn.
Heh. Teh hubby would agree with you
Astronomically Epic Win Rosetta.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/ismokedope/hansen-4chan.jpg
I take it you’re done working on The Doors today, Mr. Meigsy?
Scott, there’s nothing quite like your daughter de-friending you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Mare, pull the picture up on your computer. Right click and save it to your computer’s desktop. Then email me the pic as an attachment. I’ll add the fukcing thing, because I wanna see Puka, and I’m tired of your broke ass links.
Done with all the New Yankee Workshop part of it — chiseling & sanding wood like a fucking Amish farmer. Taking a beer break before I (sigh) prime/paint again.
Blazer, I think I’m missing some context. I get Chris Hansen but what’s the deal with the bear?
Taking a beer break before I (sigh) prime/paint again.
At least you’re not using the table saw after your little break. Just sayin.
Hey, somebody put my pups & kittehs in the poat, plz. I can’t edit.
Pic and caption here:
http://tinyurl.com/yjma596
Rosetta gets a FAIL for not getting the joke.
I linked Puka in my earlier comment. Here you jackasses.
http://tinyurl.com/ygs7umx
Its kind of a goofing on Polanski thing. Polanski being the Pedo-Bear.
Rosetta gets a FAIL for not getting the joke.
Explain it you cock! I don’t get the bear.
I don’t don’t get the Hansen joke either. Then again, Rosetta and I are retarded Siamese twins.
L to R
HTML links, Mare
http://tinyurl.com/yftd2so
That’s a link to BooBle Mail, Rosetta.
[Maaarrre! You gotts to give the tits link-fail shirt to Rosetta!!]
Heres a bit more of a context for it.
http://www.holytaco.com/25-visits-pedo-bear
It’s pedophile bear!!
Mare is ruining the eniter TittyWeb Jenkins!!
I will add Puka to the poat.
I had not heard of pedo-bear before either. Thanks Blazer.
Oh. I didn’t know about Pedo bear.
http://tinyurl.com/5qk4fp
‘Sup, fagz and fagettes???
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!
I don’t have any pets, sadly. Both my son and I are allergic to most anything with fur.
But I *do* want the pattern for that American flag afghan.
What (besides Blazers p-shop page) is pedo bear from?
4chan
>> did you see the song I wrote for Puka earlier in the thread?
good song
i added Puka to the post.
And then I put a sock on her head.
Roamy, you could always get a pet like the First Family. Waterboard Breed I believe.
I still have not seen Puka. It she invisible? Cuz if she is, then, well, I have seen her.
Thx for adding my grranimals, whoever. I was witholding my thumbs-up.
Puka is in the post, Cyn. Don’t make me tell you again.
And those photoshops with pedo bear are fucking hilarious.
xbrad, I did that already and it was a FUBAR.
Tucker – You’re welcome and fuck off!
Wow. Lotsa pets. I’ll be updating if anybody needs anything.
Rosie – You failed to beat me today. . . even from the ladies tees!
I won all the money today!
http://tinyurl.com/yzk6qna
If that didn’t work, I’m killing you all.
There is no pic of Puka on this poat that I can see. Honestly.
Here is a picture of my pet tapir, Fuckface.
http://tinyurl.com/ykfpb6q
If that didn’t work, I’m killing you all.
HAHAHAHA. (nope)
Mare- Why would your link take me to AOL mail?!? I’m not on AOL!!!
MARE, PUKA IS IN THE FUCKING POAT!!!!!111!!!!
MCPO, can you confirm this radio exchange and explain why we did not declare war on Canada as a result?
http://tinyurl.com/yjp3r5o
I HATE COMPUTERS AND THE PEOPLE WHO USE THEM!
Me no see Puka…
That tapir!! You, uh, compensating fer somthing, Rosetta?
MOM!!!!! MARE IS KILLING TITTYWEB JENKINS!!!
Washington, really wants to give me a stroke. Not the politicians, but the football team. I swear they must be plotting together.
Heeeeeere, Puka Puka Puka!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PUKA?!?!?!!
*loads gun*
WHERE IS PUKA?????
Rosetta, I emailed you a picture of Puka. If you can’t link it on this thread, then you are a bigger dumbass than I am.
I image-boobled “puka” and here’s what i found http://tinyurl.com/yl9dqx2
Jewstin, you douche face, tell me when you’re fucking done fucking editing this fucking post so I can fucking add fucking puka’s fucking picture again.
Thank you.
Argh, computer crashed big time.
PUKA! I found Puka!
http://tinyurl.com/ykujhgy
I still see no Puka.
WTF kind of blog is this place?
Oh, and Rosetta. Don’t stretch out or stink up that tits link-fail t-shirt in case I should need it again.
LOL
then you are a bigger dumbass than I am.
Shut your fat face!!!
WTF kind of blog is this place?
Hahahahaha.
I hate this thread.
“Shut your fat face!!!”
LOL….hahahahahaha
I’M TELLING MOM YOU CALLED ME FAT!!!1111!!!!
I’ll share one more beer with you all while Puka is retrieved from the lost-n-found. Then back to the garage.
I DEMAND PUKA BE SEEN!!!!
My children have corrected me. We have daneos, zebrafish, a long-tailed something-or-other, and one albino catfish. Daughter’s are named Princess, Butterfly, and Woot, Jr.
Thats funny, I Image goobed Puka and found this. Semi NSFW.
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif
PUKA’S IN THE POST!!! HURRY UP AND LOOK!!!
“HERE’S FUCKING PUKA!!!!”
Talk about laughing so hard you have to “hold your lady plumbing.”
Holy crap.
I’M TELLING MOM YOU CALLED ME FAT!!!1111!!!!
SHE’S NOT EVEN YOUR REAL MOM!!!! YOU’RE ADOPTED!!!!
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
Dallas is still stinking up the joint.
Puka is dead?
Awwwww, Pukaaaa.
{scratches belly}
{scratches Puka’s belly}
Funny, I still see no Puka.
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
Hahahahahaha.
I’m making a drink after all that bullshit.
brb
dit, so is Washington, if thats any consolation, which I know it is because the only consolation I have is Dallas stinking up the joint.
Puka is a triplet?!?!? Who knew?
You’ve got three cats all named Puka?
Dave, they just scored.
You’ve got three cats all named Puka?
George Foreman Method.
I’ve been doing genetic experiments.
I see Dallas just took the lead. Alrighty then, never mind.
L to R
Rosetta, this thread
http://tinyurl.com/ylac8qq
USA is kicking some serious ass in the President’s Cup.
Obama = Rosetta
Nobel = This thread.
She’s a funny cat. She’s fat and when it’s hot she lays on her back to let the trade winds roll over her.
Xbrad does that too. He likes the breezes on his nether regions.
I tried killing my liver, Mare. Does that count as a genetic experiment?
Xbrad does that too. He likes the breezes on his nether regions.
Isn’t that why we wimmynz and DiT wear skorts?
Don’t post this one (’cause it’s huge), but here’s a good pic of my boy Scout at the beach:
http://tinyurl.com/yhmqrdu
Corgies is Teh Cra-Zee!!
Of course I like to feel the tradewinds blow across my nethers….
Who doesn’t?
“I tried killing my liver, Mare. Does that count as a genetic experiment?”
Yes, but stop. We’d miss you.
Add a picture of your fish, Romy. This poat is mammalist.
Scout is quite handsome, Cuff. Ahh to be on a beach somewhere…
I like Buddy’s coloring, Cyn.
HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE, RED SOX NATION?!!
I had some fish once.
Once.
http://tinyurl.com/ykbm62a
Here’s a nice photo of a goat:
http://tinyurl.com/yho2zy9
Thanks Mare. He was quite handsome to this mommy’s eyes.
Puka looks like she’s a snuggle-bunny type kitty. I had a cat like that once, but only when he fuckingn felt like it. Good times.
Seany, I was kind of afraid to hit that link.
(But it turned our okay)
Cuffy, what beach is that? That’s a great picture.
Everyone else shut up until I tell you to speak.
The Redskins are gonna make me kill my liver. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Here is a picture of my pet howler monkey, Goatse.
http://tinyurl.com/mf333c
That’s not a cat, THIS is a cat: http://tinyurl.com/yzk7wxq
Scout is quite handsome.
Thanks, Cyn — he’s photogenic and a smart lil feller. We took him out to my grandparents farm once and he immediately started working cattle by instinct, even tho he’s always been a city pup.
That pic was at Destin, FL on New Years Day last.
Wade Phillips should be unemployed by Wednesday.
Everyone else shut up until I tell you to speak.
Bite Me!
Here is a picture of my old fat retard pet cow, Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/yggqzsv
Denver has the ugliest throwback uniforms in the history of Puka.
Throw them back.
I was guessing north Florida Cuffy
Here’s my old dog.
You think your Corgi was smart…
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/maxine-wsj.jpg
Maxine was the bomb.
What’s Maxine doing on MCPO’s lap?
Heh. Rosetta, that’s my Dad.
All of us faggots should have a meet-up in Destin. That place kicks ass.
*sniffs*
This Poat needs its litter box changed.
“Here is a picture of my old fat retard pet cow, Mare.”
Dirty rat bastard.
When pets look like their owners:
http://tinyurl.com/yzthv8x
Lemme clarify, that’s my dog, Maxine, on my Dad’s lap.
Not my Dad on MCPOs lap.
Your pops was a distinguished looking dude, xbrad. What year was that picture from?
*bites Mare in the ass*
Comment by xbradtc on October 11, 2009 4:18 pm
“Here’s my old dog. ”
Thats a sweet flannel your old dog had on.
Um, wasn’t that newspaper upside-down?
Rosie, we’re renting a house in Destin again this New Years with 2 couples. MEET UP!!!
That shit’s totally driveable from STL.
Dirty rat bastard.
HA!!!!
*tackles Mare, accidentally breaks her coccyx*
I’m out shopping for a bit, all you erectus-homos (‘cept Mare and Roamy–you’re beautiful Disney Princesses). If’n you behave, I’ll bring you back sumpin special.
I’d guess the photo was around 83 or 84, Rosie. Dad would have been in his mid-50s back then .
I’ll admit that it’s just about the ugliest comfy chair I’ve ever seen. A leftover from the 70s. It went well with the avocado colored appliances in the kitchen.
*orders Mare new coccyx from coccyx.com*
I’ve still got that Pendelton flannel somewhere.
And no, the paper wasn’t upside down. But it doesn’t matter. Maxine could read upside down.
Here’s a picture of Pupsters pet gerbil, Butty.
http://tinyurl.com/l7q2mr
xbrad, thats a fine pic of your dad. He kinda’ reminds me of my grandad. Really got a hoot out of the dog wearing glasses.
I think I saw that chair on Frasier.
Someone please get that chair off Frasier!
Hey, Cyn! How is that trivia game show going??
http://tinyurl.com/yjsjrwa
I’m out shopping for a bit, all you erectus-homos (’cept Mare and Roamy–you’re beautiful Disney Princesses). If’n you behave, I’ll bring you back sumpin special.
A 2010 Dodge Challenger R/T in ‘Sublime’ with the Hemi? Thanks! You’re the bestest!
That shit’s totally driveable from STL.
Me and four of my college buddies used to go there every Memorial weekend. We did that for 8 years in a row I think.
Good times. One time I shotgunned a Sprite for no apparent reason.
This place really makes me laugh.
When pets look like their owners:
http://tinyurl.com/yzthv8x
I can’t wait to kill you.
Vmax’s baby picture: http://tinyurl.com/q4fttg
I wonder how come no one has a pet giraffe.
I don’t really like Mare’s new hair do.
http://tinyurl.com/6gbdcr
” Butty.”
hahahahahahaha…classic
Vmax’s baby picture.
Hahaaha! Nice.
“Vmax’s baby picture: http://tinyurl.com/q4fttg”
LOL
Here’s a picture of Rosetta’s pet wallaby, Pussy.
http://tinyurl.com/yh6xav7
Me and four of my college buddies used to go there every Memorial weekend.
Those trips are the best. I still remember when 4 of us went up to Hammond Bay (think another 50 miles beyond East Jesus, and another 20 beyond BFE) for a week. I’ll never forget waking up one morning to see my friend, who was the most mild-mannered guy you’d ever meet take a long pull of Johnny Walker Black, grab my rifle, and go outside to plunk away at the targets for about a half hour. Kinda like watching MCPOld stay sober all night, or Rosetta leave a bin full of potatoes alone. Definately out of character.
Hey, what happened to all the fucking bananas?
http://tinyurl.com/rx3xxz
Rosetta ?????:
http://tinyurl.com/33uotl
I forgot to mention my other pet, Mr. Terwilliger McFussybritches III:
http://tinyurl.com/czrpr6
Jenny Craig is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HER AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yhsakk8
General tip: Don’t google hairy bottom.
well that was ugly as hell in KC
I dont think I even wanna get this one.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3367265995_2e01734f69.jpg
But they won, Dave. I guess Romo and Philips live to see another day.
I totally misread the subscription card for Cat Fancy … FREE GIFT my ass:
http://tinyurl.com/yg4spp5
General tip: Don’t google hairy bottom.
Hahahahaha.
I didn’t really like the Merry-Go-Round when I was a little girl.
http://tinyurl.com/yft4lao
“I didn’t really like the Merry-Go-Round when I was a little girl.
http://tinyurl.com/yft4lao”
What do you mean when?
MCPO ?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3367265047_cda8e252c1.jpg
Rosetta enjoys video games:
http://tinyurl.com/yh57hxp
Who’s turn was it to watch Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/cwwlqu
Blazer – Why you gots to be a h8r??
Cyn’s dreamguy when coming up.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3633/3367264553_4be8e4d2e6.jpg
L to R: Mare, linking shit
http://tinyurl.com/ykjnqlq
MCPO I did this when I say my “baby picture”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bunchofpants/3480199780/in/pool-loldog
MCPALPO, shut your whore mouth and just gimme one back already.
Blazer loves to ride the subway: http://tinyurl.com/yjqxwo2
WHAT THE HELL ARE THE DENVER BRONCO’S WEARING?
I must have been drunk. At the time bought it I could have sworn it was a Jar-Jar halloween costume and not a giraffe.
You’re all welcome for the new header pic. I gotta go to the store so I can make soup for dinner tonight.
I gotta go to the store so I can make soup for dinner tonight.
I’ll alert the fucking media.
L to R: Rosetta, Cuffy, door
http://tinyurl.com/ygfarv4
I have to take a drink of my Cape Cod.
brb
Okay I’m back.
“I’ll alert the fucking media.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA…..Sunday version of Grumpy Old Men.
GAAAH! SHUT YOUR DOOR MOUTH!!
I have to scratch my as so it doesn’t itch.
I’ll alert the fucking media.
I really wish you wouldn’t. If Keith Olberdouche sticks that damn microphone in my face asking some stupid question about the Vast Right Wing Cooking Consipiracy, he’s gonna end up with an electronic suppository, and the only thing more annoying that amplifying his voice would be amplifying his ass gas.
Hey, remember that time I said I was gonna drink one more beer before returning to the Bataan Door March?
{pops 4th beer}
I gotta go to the store so I can make soup for dinner tonight.
Here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm
Here is looking at you Mare!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335055@N02/3935882353/in/pool-loldog
Bataan Door March
Hahahahahahaha.
+ 18 Nobel Peace Prizes
Which one of you fuckers was this ?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3367263763_06a19844e6.jpg
Cuffy works at fast at home improvement as I do.
Rosetta?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pessimisaurus/3999886634/in/pool-loldog
I love bulldogs!
L to R: door, Cuffy
http://tinyurl.com/nve8yu
BiW makes soup:
http://tinyurl.com/ynhbtv
(that shit never gets old)
Red Sox choke. Hah
BiW makes soup:
http://tinyurl.com/ynhbtv
(that shit never gets old)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The music totally makes that video.
Anyone play this yet ? Is it good ?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2296715679_ae69207e29.jpg
Anyone play this yet ? Is it good ?
That’s Jefe Maestro’s favorite game!
Blazer?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ucumari/3303800772/
I always like Vmax’s dog links.
When Lois Lane woke up the next morning, she realized that she had done too many Jager shots.
http://tinyurl.com/34eaj4
The monkey/cat video is hilarious.
Much like the racing stripes on Blazer’s underwear.
Did you know that Lutherns can’t see giraffes?
I always like Vmax’s dog links.
Why don’t you two get a room for gosh sakes.
vmax, you’ve definitly captured my bad side with that pic. Which is all sides, so I guess thats pretty redundant.
Rosetta’s butt
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3371034916/
Hey Mare !
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2296722009_45d5d56db0.jpg
Let’s go, Vmax.
Bring that bottle of vodka you have in your freezer. I think you bought it in Mexico. It’s called “Three legged Dog” or something like that.
This video sucks, but it has an awesome disclaimer…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAgRKcKylmI
I just made up a joke.
Where do the Sith shop?
WTF, Vmax. You’re on my list.
Darth Mall.
Do you guys know where Sohos has been?
MESA?
http://tinyurl.com/3daeul/
(L ot R) Mare; Blazer
http://tinyurl.com/yfk9mt8
What’s the Sith Pope called?
My “I want to kiss your cheeks” list.
Darth Paul
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The drunk replies, “That’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe.”
And with that, I shall never google giraffe jokes again.
Whaa?
Did you hear about the guy that made a big stink about the exploding Tie fighters?
Darth Nader
Like this Mare?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoutj/2345854221/
(Top to Bottom) Life, Tucker
http://tinyurl.com/yjagecw
One of the signs of the Apocalypse: jokes from the Hostages I can tell my children and my priest.
I just made up a joke.
Hahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm
Where do the Sith go to the bathroom?
Darth Stall
I will not add a name to this, but who does it remind you of?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3266763426/
Rosetta works on his next Star Wars joke: http://tinyurl.com/yj6ed5e
Where do the Sith go to the bathroom?
Lord Dooku?
I had a waitress that looked this happy at the diner this morning!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3256328992/
I will not add a name to this, but who does it remind you of?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3266763426/
Helen Thomas Glamour Shot?
Lord Dooku?
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
+ 12 Nobel Peace Prizes
“I will not add a name to this, but who does it remind you of?”
Thats not fair actually. Helen Thomas cant help how she looks without her make up on. She’s a thousand fuckin’ years old for chrissakes.
What did you order at the diner, Vmax?
I love diners.
I think I’ve found the reason why my cat has a hard time finding her way home.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2297511904_66c8831422.jpg
Whistler’s mother is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HER AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk65epy
Hey, remember that time I said I was gonna drink one more beer before returning to Guantanodoor?
{pops 5th beer}
It is from another planet!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/janine-white/60538874/
Heheh
Cuffy,
God wants to have a word with you.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamesgalpin/764762416/
Exactly, Vmax!
Cuffy was ambushed at Corregidoor
By the time today is over, Cuffers will be burning those doors in his back yard while pissing on them.
Cuffy you sound like an alcoholic in dire need of someone to drink with. May I offer my services ?
Welfare is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ylse5zh
Cuffy, too bad you didn’t buy David Carradine doors.
Hahahahaha
Self-installing.
+1 NPP
Cuffy must have been on the side of the Empire at the Battle Of Endoor.
http://tinyurl.com/yh4jhxe
I’ve got a dictionary.
Cuffy looks at the door and sees this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3455641319/
I’d be scared too!
Here’s a picture of Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/otz57g
WTF Face Jenkins, the Hostages pet mascot, and his bride
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3098487954/sizes/o/
Cuffy must have been on the side of the Empire at the Battle Of Endoor.
Hahahahaha.
+ 7 Nobel Peace Prizes
Gay Japanese shit is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yldmnz6
Pupster noooo !!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1372/1222148959_6759ddadb7.jpg
L to R Helen Thomas, Xbrad
WTF Face Jenkins, the Hostages pet mascot:
Here’s a picture of Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/otz57g
I found the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw
oops link fail!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3075083846/
It’s an odd football season when the Bengals have a better record 5 weeks in than Dallas
Man, Blazing Saddles did more to eliminate racism than everything the NAACP has ever done.
Oregon? I thought it was Nebraska.
http://tinyurl.com/yj3fubp
Dave, quit drooling
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2879522686_f77960af10.jpg
Lutherans are part of the rebel alliance and traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjaclav
Darth Call.
http://tinyurl.com/yhx4xvj
Funny how edgy it (blazing saddles) was then but how some people just cringe at it now.
Also, Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, RIP
Cuffy’s wife when he opens his 6th beer
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/3074903826_181124410d.jpg
They could make Blazing Saddles as a first run movie nowadays.
ooops, “couldn’t”
“Funny how edgy it (blazing saddles) was then but how some people just cringe at it now.
Also, Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, RIP”
No way All In The Family would have ever gotten aired today either. Funny how we regress under the progressives ain’t it ?
Top to bottom
Mare, Vodka
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomsfries/3257309439/
The Geer Star:
http://tinyurl.com/3aysdk
Blazer’s wife when he opens his tenth beer.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2296719277_46ce612e12.jpg
Funny how we regress under the progressives ain’t it
Nah, we’re all just a bunch of cowards. /Eric Holder
Mare, Sohos had to study all day according to her post on FaceChimp today.
What a bunch of fucking horseshit. Idiots, all of them.
It says a lot about the descent of real, actual racism that the two examples cited in that article are considered a problem. What a bunch of race-baiting douche-bag pussies.
http://tinyurl.com/yg244dx
Damn I knew the Germans were way ahead on a lot of technology back in WWII and were close to building the bomb, but seriously, who knew ?
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif
Lutherans are part of the rebel alliance and traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjaclav
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
For some reason, Star Wars characters in real life are fucking hilarious.
Al Gore is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk2j3l6
Crap, here goes again.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stanleylieber/611154802/
Rosie – Fuck those asshole, liberal, race-baiting douchebags! Think they would have said a word if it was Jesse “Hymie-town” Jackson or Al “Tawanna Brawley” Sharpton??
Marmalade is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yl6wng5
Andrew Sullivan is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygejwtp
(hmmm, wait a sec, one of those vaders had bewbs…)
Isn’t that a chick on the right, Cuff?
DARTH FUNNY DEATH-STAR-LEVEL FAIL!!!
Tucker- Maybe she’s just tucking!
Giraffe Toll Booth
http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/151920779/
Burger King is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take them away !!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stanleylieber/611154802/
Ass potatoes are part of the rebel alliance and are traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygdf55h
Goddammit, I cant do anything right.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/15505755_5be126361c.jpg
I’ll take the Vader on the right for $100, Alex.
Rick James is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzusxp2
Rosie – Fuck those asshole, liberal, race-baiting douchebags! Think they would have said a word if it was Jesse “Hymie-town” Jackson or Al “Tawanna Brawley” Sharpton??
It’s utter fucking bullshit and those ingoramuses piss me off. People that have been the victim of real ACTUAL racism need to stand up and call these people out. It’s outrageous.
If I was one of those people, all this make-believe “RACIST!!!” crap would irritate the shit out of me.
Crticism does not fucking equal racism you cry-babies.
IIt Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away !!
http://www.supermegamonkey.net/img/blogs/darth-vader-fetish.jpg
Roman Polanski is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yldgemh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You’re killing me over here.
And Blazer gets kicked out of Sith school for LINK FAIL!!!
“For example, [Limbaugh] suggested that Gen. Colin Powell supported Barack Obama’s presidential candidacy simply because he was black”
Fuck. Half his idiot voters did, too.
Tijauna is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take it away !!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14713884_5e1a3ac24c.jpg
More coolness and rain.
After this goddanged summer, I can’t complain at all.
So-called USB “plug and play” is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yhouyeh
Colin Powell pretty much admitted that was why he voted for Obama. How is pointing that out racist?
Isn’t Powell the one who’s racist for voting for someone based almost solely on their skin color?
“For example, [Limbaugh] suggested that Gen. Colin Powell supported Barack Obama’s presidential candidacy simply because he was black”
Fuck. Half his idiot voters did, too.
The Nobel Peace Prize winning Obama has said so himself!!! On a number of occasions.
He has stated, accurately, that there were people that voted against him because he was black and that there were people that voted for him because he was black.
Anyone want to bet a gajiliion dollars on which group was bigger?
I SO wish that Condoleezza Rice would run for President just to shut these idiot motherfuckers up.
http://www.goyk.com/text.asp?id=135
The hot chick from the Fifth Element is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take her away…..to my hotel room !!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2820062967_02f27b3458.jpg
And hasn’t Powell in the past been referred to as an Uncle Tom by the arbiters of all that is racism?
That word has zero meaning anymore.
I don’t remember where I saw this but someone put out an ad or an article mocking someone from New Jersey by malking fun of the way they talk.
The person to whom that barb was directed said THAT was racism.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Race-baiting idiots are the new zombies.
Isn’t Powell the one who’s racist for voting for someone based almost solely on their skin color?
You’re a racist for pointing that out.
Matthew Brady is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yf6gtzj
I swear. The hate here astounds me. Why are y’all such a bunch of racist h8ters? I think you need to attend our racial sensitivity classes.
Mr. Duke – Kiss my cracker ass!
So-called USB “plug and play” is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yhouyeh
Hahahahaha. What the fuck is that thing?
Darth Goatse?
Delicious Peeps are part of the rebel alliance and are traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykz8q7o
The gay march on D.C today is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take it away !!
http://www.crazybutable.com/pics/stevescostume.jpg
Steve Jobs is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjokw44
I find your lack of kibble...disturbing.
WTF? Puka looks rather large.
Mare?
This warm beer is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzkwtqa
The origination of this joke is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjzv4jc
MCPO is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykb5kon
Force choke…ur doing it wrong.
Jesus is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take him away !!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3597/3518362977_0944050677.jpg
If I could photoshop I would put Darth Vader’s head on the Nobel Peace Prize and then make 10 jokes.
Buried cat turds are part of the rebel alliance and are traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjzv4jc
MOM!!!! CUFFY IS JUMPING THE SHARK!!!!
I know what will snap you out of this.
http://tinyurl.com/nafh5s
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/2srhot
Elmo is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take him away !!
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/darth_elmo.jpg
My fucked up buried cat turd link is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yfd9x6s
The socially acceptable ways for me to express me sexuality are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE THEM AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/mhtbbp
K-Fed is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !1 Take him away !!
http://www.rockwoodcomic.com/miscpics/vader-choke.JPEG
What will Cuffy have nightmares about tonight?
http://tinyurl.com/ykhte4j
That song is kinda played out, Rosie. Try this instead…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYRJnLguhfk
Tickling is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzqhgag
Orville Redenbacher is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yzsyl8r
Hosefucker!
If there is a better video than Duke Lion, I don’t know what it is.
The Albino Baby Jesus is not amused.
http://bacn.me/cv6
HAHAHAHAHA!!
I don’t remember what it was that I originally searched on to find the Hosefuckers but now I can Google “hosefuckers wtf” and it brings up this blog.
HOSEFUCKERS EASY TO FIND WIN!!!!11111111111111111!
The produce aisle is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjp384c
Hansel and Gretel are part of the rebel alliance and are traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk9pqnw
Hansel and Gretel are part of the rebel alliance and are traitors. TAKE THEM AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk9pqnw
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Star Whores
Barack Obama is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take him away !!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3435/3220129712_039a8aa8d5.jpg
Dude, Lalllapalooza fucking sucks this year and is is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ylc26l9
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Please…make it stop…
Your neighborhood watch is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE THEM AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykt4wqo
Your childhood trauma and subsequent 30 years of virginty is is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ylkogtp
*cuts arm*
*rocks back and forth*
http://tinyurl.com/yg78grt
Your Christmas Tree is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take it away !!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3339/3201017668_1f043a47ae.jpg
FYI, I Googled “darth door” and there was nothing.
I had a MoonJumper and ponies at my birthday party — yours is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE IT AWAY!!
http://tinyurl.com/ykq9go8
I need a cold shower and 19 shots of Jager.
brb.
Your virginity is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor !! Take it away !!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3331/3260008662_b3ac91b32e.jpg
Your ass potatoes are a part of the Rebel Alliance and traitors!! Take them away!!
http://bacn.me/cv7
It turns out that I’m a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE ME AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yjurq2v
Hey, remember that time I said I was gonna drink one more beer before returning to Doorchau?
{pops 6th beer}
Apparently the brain cell that memorized the hosefucker tinyurl was overwritten by the Nobel prize tinyurl.
“Hey, remember that time I said I was gonna drink one more beer before returning to Doorchau?
{pops 6th beer}”
That was hours ago. You’re not kidding anybody, thats really your sixteenth beer.
Hey, remember that tim —-
{hears wife’s car pulling into driveway}
GOTTA GO!
{slaps wet paint brush across brow, looks busy}
Dammit, I can’t find it. One of my best friends made a Christmas gingerbread house based on the Death Star canteen routine by Eddie Izzard in Lego.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Hey, remember that time I said I was gonna drink one more beer before returning to Doorchau?
{pops 6th beer}
Haahahahahahaha!
Cuffy is one funny motherfucker. Too bad Mrs. Cuffy and about to kill him and shove a door up his goatse.
And now, a song about Mare…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
Hey someone that knows sports shit, why is Denver wearing the uniforms of the 1918 Denver Ne’er Do Wells?
My sister is such an idiot.
She wants to “declutter.”
So she buys half a dozen books on the topic, reads half of them, leaves them scattered about, and does nothing.
You know what you need to declutter? Trash bags. And sweat.
If I were you, I probably wouldn’t watch this all the way through.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yk5w4fr
Sean, xbrad found your keys.
http://tinyurl.com/yk5w4fr
Today’s theme song:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DQgbj2mIc
MOOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVER!!!!
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
I challenge you to count the number of awesomeness in this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGFVLZC3os
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lp3hN_8Ilk
BTW, that’s clearly child abuse in the header picture. Give those kids a good ‘Murican beer, ASAFP.
I challenge you to COUNT YOUR DICK!!!
Blazer, I’mma taking a corner off your mancard for that drippy doucheyness.
Oh and I have goodies for everyone from my shopping trip!! There’s plenty so no rushing! Enjoy!! http://tinyurl.com/yfs522j
“Blazer, I’mma taking a corner off your mancard for that drippy doucheyness.”
Oh C’mon Cyn, that guy loves America. And by” loves America” I think America should change the locks on its doors and had better go get a restraining order and hire extra security.
Hello Taint Blisters!
*Grabs Rosetta and gives him a noogie*
http://tinyurl.com/le7s2
SeanM, the Angels did it! On to New York (sorry Twinkie fans, they don’t stand a chance)!
Inside: Wonder Woman
Outside: Steve Perry wanna-be
http://geocities.com/gaww42/25.jpg
Faith Hill is smoking hot with the heat of 10,000 red giant suns.
Rosetta ROCKS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7ARjAUdG9A
Hi Cyn!
*double Sun Devil Horns*
How about Carlos O’Briens for supper tonight?
Do all mom’s get worried when the hubby takes out the two boys and they go off-roading for 4.5 hours without hearing from them? JeesusTittyFuckingChrist. I left him a message and a text over an hour a go, but just got off the phone with him because I couldn’t stand the wait any longer. They’ve been on the same fucking washboard dirt road all this time. I think I need a drink.
Hey Brew! I’d say let’s meet at Devil House, but it is now history.
Faith Hill is smoking hot with the heat of 10,000 red giant suns.
I’d hit it.
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What??!!??
Relax Cyn, perhaps they’re just out enjoying some:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgyeshD8RJY
Titties & Beer…that made me smile.
But now I’m frowing cuz my boys are only 8 and 11.
The youngest still thinks girls have cooties and he no longer wants to marry me. My oldest now gets a slight grin on his face when I ask about his classmate, Alicia.
Okay, just heard from the hubby and they’re on pavement now in Star Valley. He took the boys to Roosevelt Lake, then through Young, and took Forestry roads all the way.
Did I mention that while I LOOK GREAT in a truck, I hate off-roading?!
I broke the poat. Sorry. You may whip me with a coat hangar now.
hangar=hanger. *sigh*
Don’t I get some kind of prize for worring needlessly and failing spelling?
Hey, Brew. You’re right about the Twins. I’m in a New York state of mind.
Sounds like the boys are having fun! That kind of quality time with Dad is so important to kids. Hats off to Mr. Cyn!
Uh, Cyn. We don’t know how to break it to you but … at 8 and 11, all your Hostages’ men were already thoroughly enamored with titties … beer came a bit later for most.
Youtube is now making some very strange recommendations for me.
It would be kinda hard to whip you with this.
all your Hostages’ men were already thoroughly enamored with titties
HaHaHa! You’re right on that! Sometimes I forget to close my bedroom door when I put my jammies on, and they walk in oh so innocently to ask me any kind of question. The oldest at least pretends not to have seen me, but the 8 y.o. just grins with his eyes wide open.
at 8 and 11, all your Hostages’ men were already thoroughly enamored with titties …
Cross-reference to the “forest pron” discussion over at the head moron’s a couple of days ago.
Hi Sean. STFU.
Oh and I have goodies for everyone from my shopping trip!! There’s plenty so no rushing! Enjoy!! http://tinyurl.com/yfs522j
*eats all the Snickers*
*puts shards of glass in Snicker’s wrappers*
*returns Snicker’s wrappers to sack*
*gives Cyn’s sons $25 for sending me pictures of her boobs*
*sets Sean’s house on fire*
SenaM: Here’ one that might hurt a bit http://tinyurl.com/ygufp89
Andy, thanks. I may have to check that out if I can find it
Cyn, any more descriptions on what may take place in your bedroom or how your young men might know about titties at their tenderage will require accompanying explanotorry photographs. I’m afraid we just don’t understand and don’t get it…at this point.
Help us understand Cyn, meet us halfway.
Cyn, put a shirt on for goodness sakes!!!
You’re going to confuse your sons with all your nudity and jumping on trampolines in the nude!!!
Aw, shit. Now where the hell am I supposed to live?
*hits Blazer in the head with a sock full of Nobel Peace Prizes*
Aw, shit. Now where the hell am I supposed to live?
I hear Goatse has some room.
Do you ever wonder who goatse is?
I wonder what he does during the day.
Here’s something naked; enjoy: http://tinyurl.com/yflb8xg
I wonder if anyone has ever said this:
“Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Goatse.”
Did someone ask for naked trampoline jumping? http://www.mostaddicting.com/NudeTramp.html
I hear he’s dating Tubgirl.
At that nude tramp site; the sound… am I the only one who thinks it sounds like a creaky bed during sex?
He’s a Lemon Party Planner.
Cyn, that’s the worst game since Baby Pac Man.
Is Tubgirl the Cheetos chick?
O.k., I’ve been around, but I just googled Lemon Party. Yea, I didn’tr know what it meant. Thanks for that. Damn You All To Hell !!
Enlighten me Blazer so I don’t haveta ruin my computer too.
Hahahahahahaha! Blazer just died a little inside.
Who’s the Cheetos chick?
Ah, I just Googled Cheetos chick, and no, that ain’t her.
Any chance we could get a new poat? This one’s pulling hard on my CPU.
*that came out a bit dirtier than expected.*
hahahaha
Blazer!
Your CPU must be quite happy about that.
This is all you need to know.
http://www.biglemonparty.com/
What is Tubgirl?
Does it involve poo?
http://tinyurl.com/yz49ues
Geoffrey Jones = my computer
Amanda Monti = this poat
MOM!!!! BLAZER IS LINKING GAY PORN AGAIN!!!!!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
http://randomcraponline.com/goatse-first-reactions/
*Just clicked Blazer’s link. Shit. Leaves to get bleach and SOS pads*
What is Tubgirl?
Does it involve poo?
I don’t believe for a second that you of all people don’t know what Tubgirl is.
I’ll never link this again because it makes The Beasn Baby Jesus all pissed off.
SFW Lemon Party
http://tinyurl.com/ygbgu7n
How do you think I feel ? I didn’t even know what the fuck” Lemon Party” meant until I came here and I used to hang around 4Chan on a daily bases.
Hot Sausages, you magnificent bastiches you.
I don’t believe for a second that you of all people don’t know what Tubgirl is.
There are few TittyWeb Jenkins icons that I don’t know but Tubgirl is one. Seriously.
Like the Pedo Bear earlier. I don’t miss much but occasionally stuff slips past me. I honestly do not know what tub girl is.
Tell me what it is and I will show you how to find Hitomi Tanaka porn.
Tell me what it is and I will show you how to find Hitomi Tanaka porn.
Dude, I already know how to use Google. And so do you.
I, for one, think SFW porn is fucking hilarious.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ylyr82c
I knew what tub girl was. But Lemon Party, man, that shit melts my fucking mind. I wish I didn’t find it out.
Vmax?
http://tinyurl.com/yzaf4ow
Thank you, Urban Dictionary.
http://tinyurl.com/hdg5j
YOU’VE SEEN IT. YOU CAN’T UN-SEE IT.
some things are better not to know.
L to R
tubgirl, Rosetta’s faith in mankind
http://tinyurl.com/yz5sprx
I just googled Tubgirl and Goatse.
*leaves to get more bleach, SOS pads, and this, http://tinyurl.com/yhzhmja, for the eyes*
Pupster, nooooo !!!!
http://www.funnyheck.com/funnypicture/hornydog.jpg
Heheh
Pupster.
You should see the engineering booboo emails I get
Can we talk about puppies and happiness, please?
*rocks back and forth*
For some reason Mrs. Rosetta hates this song. HATES IT!! So I play it occasionally for fun and beatings.
http://tinyurl.com/nplgzw
what the fuck is this shit?
You insult me Blazer…I have big dreams.
http://tinyurl.com/yf2822a
Done studyin’, sohita?
HahahaHa Pupster, my bad.
>> I just googled Tubgirl and Goatse.
Tried to warn you.
Some things cannot be unseen.
Dayumm … this not having to work tomorrow is nice. Goin’ to get another beer. BRB.
Hi guys!
GF and buddy and I went apple picking today. Oh my goodness the apples are good this year. I’m not even really an apple lover but these were just so delicious and crispy. Meandering through the orchard on a cool sunny Fall day, taking bites out of crunchy apples and filling our bags, kibitzing and laughing…nice.
And those apples will be nice to look at when I’m eating chocolate cake for breakfast tomorrow.
what the fuck is this shit?
The worst thread in teh history of poop.
I still love this magazine cover…
http://tinyurl.com/8w75k
Yes, I am done studying for today Andy. I read two books.
lauraw that sounds like a perfect day
Rosario check your email
STFU Roatse.
http://tinyurl.com/yhvsshe
lauraw, make us an apple pie and shit then. Dont talk about it be about it. Curse you for making our mouths water.
STFU !!
Mmmmmmmm…cookies, fresh out of the oven!
http://tinyurl.com/yhjyppg
When I put this thread in the wood chipper, this is what I’m going to listen to.
http://tinyurl.com/ygg824p
It didn’t suck, sugaree
For Rosie. I’m pretty sure there’s an autoharp in there somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HU-C4Wost8
>> And those apples will be nice to look at when I’m eating chocolate cake for breakfast tomorrow.
No ice cream?
ok who has all the fuckin chickens??????
No fuckin’ chickens. There’s big-butted kickin’ chickens, if’n you need to take out your frustrations on something.
for you dog lovers out there Marley and Me is on
I just google’d tubgirl. I’m whipping somebody’s ass. I’ll get back to you later to know who the lucky winner is.
I am trying to warn you people. Do you listen to me? Noooooooooo.
well then, I’m frustratednessless so I guess all is good.
Boom is right! How the hell did we get from sweet loving furry creatures (well, cept your blowfish, Rosetta) to… to… scary screen images? My vision is now fuzzy from all the scrubbing I had to do.
Ooo Apples sound yummy for pie. Anybody up for some Cherry Pie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE
http://www.missoulian.com/news/state-and-regional/article_c1c13d5e-b6a4-11de-a09c-001cc4c002e0.html
TBOM is upset that his crop of ass potatoes is in trouble
I live in the city. Very dense urban population.
I heard chickens this morning!
Someone 2 houses down has chickens in their back yard.
I was surprised.
I googled it and it was a bunch of little girls in a tub
There is no feeling in the world quite like putting on a brand-new pair of socks.
I’m just saying is all.
“for you dog lovers out there Marley and Me is on”
Thats a tragedy not a feel good comedy. Who the fuck billed that as a family movie anyway? My kids were devastated.
all dogs die blazer
I’m taking the warning to heart. I wish to remain ignorant about tubgirl.
Sohos, you must have had safe search on. Keep it that way.
I was devastated too…kinda like when I saw that fucked up movie with the girl boxer Clint Eastwood flick. Horrible!
You are most wise, Jewstin. Resist the temptation. RESISSSSSST!
I have not seen these movies, aint gonna either.
If nothing gets blowed up, why bother?
Dogs always get me. I even teared up watching Pixar’s Bolt. Damn allergies.
Fuckin’ Al Gore. That’s whose ass I’m whuppin first. I gots to have me some asstaters.
Hell. Who am I kidding. I die a little inside everytime I put in my VHS tape of Soylent Green. Because global warming is for realz!!! The Goracle told me so.
New Poat, you knckle-draggin’ mouth-breathers. (And I mean that with love)
Comment by Vmaximus on October 11, 2009 10:04 pm
I live in the city. Very dense urban population.
I heard chickens this morning!
Someone 2 houses down has chickens in their back yard.
I was surprised.
You definitely got meskins living 2 houses down then. Trust me on this one.
Sohos (hi!!) what are you studying for in skool?
I have bawled my head off all 3 times I watch Marley and Me. Clearance Puppy just breaks my heart
“Comment by sohos on October 11, 2009 10:06 pm
all dogs die blazer”
I know, so do people, on a different timeline. However, kids don’t have to know that . We can lie to them until they move out and have to face that on their own.
Fuck a new poat. I was just finally getting the ghey off of this one.
For Rosie. I’m pretty sure there’s an autoharp in there somewhere.
When I was a little girl, my parents had a Tom T. Hall 8-track so I know the shit out of that song.
And also “I Like Beer’.
http://tinyurl.com/3fo4vk
Psst! Let’s all stay on this poat and drive BiW crazy insane.
*Raises Hand!!!*
I Like Beer!
Okay. To the new poat.
I agree Cyn, BiW won’t be able to stand not being able to relegate us to the other thread. Lawyers are like that,
I do enjoy fucking with attorneys. But in a FUN, drive them crazy sorta way.