
From Fox News:
President Obama will address the nation’s largest gay rights group Saturday, trying to quell an uneasy Democratic constituency.
Obama will speak at a fundraising dinner gala hosted by the Human Rights Campaign, a group that recently blasted the Obama administration for attempting to dismiss the first gay marriage case filed in federal court.
White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said Friday that Obama was working on his speech and would talk about a range of issues.
The dinner falls on the eve of the National Equality March, expected to draw thousands of gay and lesbian activists to the National Mall.
Obama has, previously, stated his opposition for repealing the Federal Defense of Marriage Act. As with most of his campaign rhetoric, I suspect it was nothing more than a sop to the squishy, moderate middle of the American electorate.
To this point, Obama has lurched left with the stimulus, Cap & Tax, his continued support for the corrupt political machine in Chicago, Obamacare, payoffs to political cronies and the takeover of the auto industry. His only “moderate” position has been the continuation of the Patriot Act provisions. That was, in my view, a political necessity as another terrorist attack on the country would destroy any chance for his re-election.
Surprisingly, the socialist agenda has not been enacted with the urgency and speed that the 20% of the electorate (including the media) expected. Obama is taking heat, as evidenced by last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch. Despite the, “brandie new” Federal Hate Crime statute that Teh Won just signed, he is hearing increasing opposition from the leftists who are intent on the destruction of free enterprise and the totalitarian enslavement of the American people.
This will be a perfect opportunity for Obama to call for a Federal Gay Marriage act. He can safely announce it and pledge his administration’s support knowing that Pelosi will have his back and the Senate is unlikely to go along. His announcement will cause a great outpouring of support (and $$) from liberal bastions from San Fransisco to New York. The Gay/Lesbian/Transgendered liberal establishment will lionize Teh Won during their march in Washington and safely insulate Obama for some time.
Anyone want to bet this is the strategy?
Important Update (XBradTC): Look, there’s no fucking way we can have a poat with just that picture of that fat fairy. This. Is. The. Hostages. Gotta have bewbs. It’s a law.

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I’m number 1! (you’re number 2)
Blahblahblah
Obama didn’t press Congress to keep the Patriot act for the reason you posit. It’s more that NO President wants to surrender power of any sort.
Tatts – Sorry, I couldn’t elevate the conversation to the level of the eveeeeel aunt and the paucity of trash bags. *eye roll*
See the important update to this poat.
Brad – How about giving me the keys to your site. . .
Yeah, but this time, the Patriot Act is probably being used on the everyday American.
You must be high as a kite, MCPO.
Write something for me, and we’ll see about making you an author.
Beasn, every law is open to abuse. The Patriot Act isn’t nearly as pernicious as its detractors make it out to be.
And if I worked for the Feds, and wanted to make a political opponent miserable, I wouldn’t use the Patriot Act.
There’s about a gazillion federal regulations that I could use to hassle someone. In your case, the FDA would crawl so far up your ass, you’d have Red Dye #2 coming out your nose.
You fail to grasp my meaning.
What a joke. Now that his support is crumbling, Obama is going to try lurching about as far to the left as he can go.
I can think of three times he’s given a big ole fuck you to gays after his campaign. Hopefully they won’t be so blindingly stupid as to think this pandering actually means anything.
So you took out a cheap shot I made at you, Oldy. Big deal.
Also, the HRC can get fucked with a rusty cobb fork. They’re just a shrill bunch of liberal attorneys with a vested interest in keeping their customers unhappy.
The ultimate one-issue voter had this to say about Obama and Teh Gays recently:
If Obama wants to support gay equality, he knows what to do. If Pelosi and Reid want to support gay equality, they know what to do. If HRC believes in gay equality, they also know what to do.
So spare us the schmoozing and the sweet-talking and do it. Until then, Mr president, why don’t you have a nice steaming cup of shut-the-fuck-up?
http://tinyurl.com/yayfryp
Hopefully they won’t be so blindingly stupid as to think this pandering actually means anything.
Indeed you jest?!? They will lap this up like a kitten with a saucer of milk. The radical gay establishment financed him, campaigned for him and made excuses for him.
Do you have any doubt that the vast majority wouldn’t swoon like bobby-sockers if he of the glistening pecs came out in their favor???
So far, Obama saying he was against gay marriage is pretty much his only statement that hasn’t expired.
Heh.
Anybody hungry for a hotdog? http://tinyurl.com/5f42hy
Speaking of gay guys…
Cyn grabs both her ears right before she eats a hotdog.
Force of habit.
Since no one’s hungry, okay; back to the topic at hand. http://tinyurl.com/yhdpyov
Nope. Hair.
Cyn – Could have been worse! http://tinyurl.com/ykybmpw
I’m in teh spam bukkit.
Sean – Quityerbitching!
Sean, nothing there. Maybe wordpress just hates you. Everyone else does.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! That’s kinda sick, MCPO.
My ice maker made this one–for realz. http://mscyn.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ice-maker-cocksicle.jpg?w=500&h=750
My Mom likes me.
ok that was a lot of tree limbs
Did you go somewhere DiT?
My Mom likes me.
Don’t bet the farm on that one…
Cyn, what happened after that photo….
{{hug for SeamN}}!!
[uses clorox cleanup wipe on arms and body]
Thanks, Cyn.
*takes antibiotics*
Sean – I got it out. The link was to Iowahawk.
Cyn – Uncircumcised freezer or lack of a Rabbi?
Hi Cyn…I bought you sumthin’
http://tinyurl.com/yhae24w
Brad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryHgx9FTv
Link fail, Cyn.
Thanks, Chief. Read the thing I linked. Iowahawk is usually hilarious, but he fucking hit that one out of the park.
Very nice Pup! I got you sumthing too
http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/tomswebpage/cactus.jpg
Take Two?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryHgx9FTvc
Um, Cyn, your Pupster link failed, too.
This thread.
http://tinyurl.com/yfu57f7
Eesh. I gots a case of BlazerLinkFail!! What do I take??
This is not Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/yz8cowh
This should work Pipster http://tinyurl.com/79nyz
I’m number 1! (you’re number 2)
We’re gonna beat the FUCK outa you.
*** you gotta sing-song it in your best middle school cheerleader/philapina hooker voice***
Michael has a riddle for you.
http://tinyurl.com/yzo4g98
Racist.
I may not have HTML skillz yet, but… http://tinyurl.com/yjvnnvg
Weren’t we talking about people needing to wax earlier? That cowboy may need some help.
This is not Cyn.
Hey…..wait a minute… you saying I don’t have bewbs??
L to R
Pendejo Grande, God
http://tinyurl.com/yhzwyfs
Pupthter?
http://tinyurl.com/yh6ug82
I’ll be right over with a fire extinguisher Pup!! http://tinyurl.com/ykzep6s
you saying I don’t have bewbs??No, I’m saying the html code was correct on the shirt, so it obviously was not you.
L to R
Sean, all his ‘friends’
http://tinyurl.com/ygf2pba
According to Genises or something, I was made in his own image. So I don’t know what the fuck he’s laughing at. And that’s about as close to blaspheme as I want to get for now. Until some indians show up dead around here anyway.
Thanks Pup. Just checkin’
**grabs boobs with both hands to make sure they’re better than that blonde skinny bitch. yep, way better**
*thud*
For Sean. None of you cocksuckers click:
http://tinyurl.com/yg7wt8j
So who all is up for a road trip to cyn’s place to look at
the 8th wonder of the worldher tits?Chief, I saw Surrogates this afternoon. An interesting sci-fi movie w/Bruce Willis. Not one of his best, nor a sci-fi masterpiece, but nevertheless good entertainment with an intriquing premise/ending about our dependency on cyberworld and where that could lead.
Oh yeah, and thanks to XB for remembering to include da bewbs in this poat’s header.
Even though I rarely suck cock, I’m not gonna click on your shit xbrad. It smells brutally of time waste and homo.
xbrad? homo? http://tinyurl.com/yfwrtnh
Pretty much, PG. But Sean likes itl.
Clint – I’ll have to check it out – thanks for the recommendation.
Guess who.
http://tinyurl.com/yzh9jgx
I just typed in 8th Wonder of the World http://tinyurl.com/ygg34eq
You’re welcome.
Cyn?
http://www.momlogic.com/images/bigboobs_morephotos.jpg
Guess who.
http://tinyurl.com/yzh9jgx
Rosetta??
pupster, to be quite honest she looks like the kinda chick who doesn’t really need a name. And if she told me her name, I would’ve forgotten it by the next morning and assigned her a new one that I could remember. Something like……..receptacle.
Clintbird you nailed it. We both have almond shaped eyes!
“We both have almond shaped eyes!” Well played, Cyn!
clintbird, I bet those boobs get great gas mileage.
cyn, uhhhhh….yeessssss…….keeep typing.
Clint – Bet she can’t see her fries!
Q:Cyn, do you know what I admire most in a woman like that?
Speaking of fries … I gotta eat plus UF/LSU game is about to start.
Seize ya laters!
Did you see my hotdog offering earlier, pendejo? I typed in “sexy hotdog” just for you!
http://tinyurl.com/yz7caww
Here’s what you get when you google-fu “ninth wonder of the world”
http://img99.imageshack.us/i/stacykeiblerse9.jpg/#q=ninth wonder of the world
How’s the party going?
http://tinyurl.com/yk2lojp
That sexy hotdog thing is a wonderful invention. In real life, I’m 6’2″ and my darling dearest is 5’2″ and thus to short legged for that shit to work. I should’ve thought of that drawback when I was a youngster.
Ahh, blonde hair. Reminds me of MY days as a blonde, B.C.* I hardly ever changed a tire
*Before Children
In H.S., my first love was 6’2″ and I’m 5’4″. Made for great contortioning in his 1980 honda civic.
Funny you should ask MCPO given the content of your link. There’s about 4 people here having a great time, and one who’s fucking it all up for everybody else. I’m not nameing names or anything but………
Racist.
http://tinyurl.com/yhk9tkg
The only time I ever actually watched Dancing w/The Stars was when Stacy K was dancing.
Hot. Hot. Hot. If there is AGW, it’s her fault.
Stacy K ?
Honda Civic = ouch.
The half ton Ford pickup was bad enough.
I’m not nameing names or anything but………
Guess I’ll just STFU….
If you’ve only watched D wt Stars once, then you’ve just admitted that you’re not married to a middle aged white woman. Either that, or y’all have separate bedrooms.
Mare: I’m going to make Cyn and offer she can’t refuse…
Cyn: Mmmfph!
Pupster: Ur doing it wrong
http://tinyurl.com/ykag83m
I’m off to acquire indians. BBL
Stacy Kiebler. Super hot blond chick PG linked as the 9th wonder.
I. do. not. watch. dancing. with. the. stars.
PG, you didn’t go to HS in Oklahoma by chance??
Thanks, brad. I’m a bit behind at keeping up w/hot chicks.
Is Dave around? Dave would you please kick the Texas Football team in the ass.
Thanks!
It’s not you B-rad…it’s your cat.
Sox does not play well with others.
http://tinyurl.com/ykegf59
“Pupster: Ur doing it wrong”
hahahahahahahaha…good one puppers.
“Sean, all his ‘friends’”
LOL….even better.
Evenin’ reprobates.
Sox won’t start no shit, Pupster.
But he will finish it.
Mare, your laughter feels like this on my cheek:
http://tinyurl.com/yf8b3td
I hope the day will be a lighter highway
For friends are found on every road
Can you ever think of any better way
For the lost and weary travellers to go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSiRSvXBu00
hahahahahahahaha…Puppers all of your links are smokin’ funny today.
Right back at you:
http://tinyurl.com/yjjzrn5
“today.”
EVERYDAY!!
Doesn’t that dog look patient but irritated.
Mare that was ADORABLE!
MCPO’s hometown:
http://tinyurl.com/yfysk4b
That Elton John is nice, MCPO. I’m not a fan of his, but it sounds relaxing in the background.
Mare, I ‘m sorry i never answered that injury question
Broken neck from a ladder giving out in March of 96
*fingergun-toungeclick-wink*
http://tinyurl.com/yzfq6ug
Back atcha Mare.
L to R:
Cyn — Any Hotage
http://tinyurl.com/c27cms
Cyn – It’s the lyrics of Bernie Taupin that I admire.
BUT NOT IN ANY BIBLICAL WAY.
Did Bernie write for any other artists?
Ahhhhh, isn’t that cute!!
http://tinyurl.com/yz2nx8s
Cyn – “We Built This City”, which was recorded by Starship, and “These Dreams”, recorded by Heart. In 1978, he co-wrote the album From the Inside with Alice Cooper.
*walks up to Cyn tentatively*
http://tinyurl.com/yaksbsu
I just found his website, http://www.berniejtaupin.com. Wow. He’s a machine!
Back at ya Pupster http://blog.masslive.com/tuningout/large_dog-and-cat-hugWoofstock2004-320.JPG
Cyn, Mare, Pupster. Get a room.
Cyn, Mare, Pupster. Get a room.
And get me some insulin!
Cyn, Mare, Pupster. Get a room.
Seconded.
Housewives of Atlanta=OMG
I WILL TAKE THE RING!
But, I do not know the way…
http://tinyurl.com/yjx2eeu
Bernie Taubin + Toby Keith
http://www.last.fm/music/Toby+Keith/_/Gimme+Eight+Seconds
I WILL TAKE THE RING!
But, I do not know the way…
http://tinyurl.com/ykehgxc
OK PUPS! HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
Mare, Longhorn asses kicked.
>> Cyn – “We Built This City”, which was recorded by Starship, and “These Dreams”, recorded by Heart.
If there are gayer songs on the planet, MCPO knows them too.
Until you’ve seen this trash can dream come true
You stand at the edge while people run you through
And I thank the lord there’s people out there like you
I thank the lord there’s people out there like you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tRgYfQ48A0
well said, Master Chief, and I agree. But also, what is truly sad is that many gay folks will ignore the fact Obama has stiffed him at every turn, so long as he gives at least a token gesture, such as speaking to HRC.
http://tinyurl.com/yfyosxb
Dave – STFU! And get me a drink while you’re up!
Back in my yoot, I used to teach the Cha-Cha to this little tune. http://tinyurl.com/ylrn4co
Pupster?
Eddie – Thank you.
So…how do you get to Mortor Tattooed McSmartymouth?
http://tinyurl.com/ygpk4mo
de nada, Master Chief. What really bugs me is the gay community has totally been shafted by the left, but keeps floating back to them, only to get disappointed again.
But, I guess so long as he gives another spiffy speech, all is good.
This is not to endorse/denounce DADT, but this tweet was kinda funny.
http://twitter.com/OxyChaz/status/4772983230
Pupster – Eggg-Cellent!
I’m sorry TI…I was out of line. You and Xtank are certainly entitled to your opinions.
http://tinyurl.com/yjeposy
But Brad! What about Sox?!?
http://tinyurl.com/ygdjyge
Jewston’s date night makes the paper.
http://tinyurl.com/yf2l8dk
But Brad! What about Sox?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Smooches pups
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/10/funny-pictures-of-your-opinion/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyBJ08OIcCU
I can’t prove it, but I’m fairly certain that no one wants to put shriveled, disappointing, nut meat into their mouth.
I’m sorry Xbrad.
Well done, Tat!! No dirty nut meat for me.
No dirty nut meat for me.
Nut hygiene is very important.
I’d think twice about Mike Rowe, though.
Nut hygiene is very important.
Shaved or waxed?
I’d think twice about Mike Rowe, though.
See, here’s where the cleaning process if part of the fun.
Shaved or waxed?
Cracked, of course.
The Gators are looking good!, Ouch Tebow!
DODGERS SWEEP THE CARDINALS!!!
Is this the year for a Freeway Series?
Sean – If so, no one east of the Rockies will watch.
Like I give a fuck.
Bucky??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yfjg5tr
Sean – You may not but, MLB does.
I’d probably help Mike Rowe with the dirty diapers or the sausage making. Watch the latter at about the 2 min mark. Classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVuIeK5_YuQ
Who was in the World Series last year? I forget.
What’s this “World Series” you speak of?
I’d love to see a Freeway series. And watch the Dodgers lose.
Hell, Brew, I didn’t even watch it, so I’m not sure.
Tat, did you say something?
Sorry, I was busy backing up my pron collection to the portable hard drive.
Just one Xbrad?
Texas is stinkin it up.
HALFTIME — all Hostages to the locker room!
{tosses stink bomb in there}
Dude, stuff your football.
Times are tough, Tat.
It’s an austerity matter.
Actually, there’s so much free porn out there, what’s the point of having a collection? There’s more free stuff than you can shake a stick at.
And flash based sites mean you can watch a whole fuckin’ (pardon the pun) feature length movie.
I’m rooting for Iowa over Michigan.
Just because.
Really, I just have to say thank you so much for the info Xbrad.
Hang on a minute, Tat, I’ll toss you some links.
Enough family togetherness for one day, someone please hand me something alcoholic. Kthanx.
*hands whiskey, cran juice, sprite off to Romy*
That’s heavy on the whiskey hon.
>> Dude, stuff your football.
Me?
It’s not heavy enough on the whiskey, or you would have written: *hands wiskey too Romy*
STFU xbrad.
Hey, Romy! How’s the rocket bidness?
I feel sorry for kids these days. It used to be that when someone found his dad’s stash of Playboys (or if their dad was a little more of a perv, Penthouses, or even more of a perv than that, Hustlers) it was a neighborhood event.
Now, ho-hum. It’s sad, really.
Dude, stuff your football.
Tbom already did.
*hands self to Roamy*
I wonder what it’s like now, to have this kind of access to pron when you’re a kid.
Whole nother world, comparably speakin.
Sean, we had the thread the other day lamenting that kids will never again know the pure serendipity of “found porn” or “forest porn”…
Chief, I’ve been home with the kids the last two days. I missed the moon crash and am kicking myself for it.
Tat, muchas gracias. I think you would have liked the natural history museum we went to today. I have never seen a Carolina parakeet or a heath hen before.
I’ve still never seen a Carolina parakeet, nor a heath hen.
Somehow, I’ve survived.
I’m betting I would’ve Romy.
Carolina Parakeet==only native parakeet to US, extinct around 1900ish?
Though we did have Great Blue Heron’s and the occasional Bald Eagle where I grew up.
When I was a kid there was a porn stash in the bike trails across the street from my house. I’m afraid I never got much of a kick out of it.
The moon thing was a big letdown Romy
Visually speaking
Somehow, I’ve survived.
Uh-Oh! Brad is peeved ’cause Romy didn’t make a fuss over him within her first 12 seconds of commenting!
XBrad, and you won’t. They’ve been extinct for nearly a century. This museum has an *old* collection of stuffed aminals.
It snowed here today in case anybody cares.
Kinetic weapon + no O2 = No flash bangy fun
Also, the thrill of getting away with buying porn at a liquor store with out getting carded is gone.
*sits in rocking chair, contemplates Good Old Days*
So, Romy, you’re saying that in addition to killing off the dodo, the passenger pigeon, and a few other species, we killed off the Carolina parakeet and the heath hen, and the biosphere hasn’t failed yet?
Get out?
Good thing we are gonna starve all America so some fucking snail darter doesn’t dry up in California’s central valley.
*sits in rocking chair, contemplates Good Old Days*
{Sox’s tail swishes under chair between rocks}
MCPO, are you familiar with the pyrophorric effect of a DU penetrator slamming into a tank’s armor? Very flashy…
But I get your point re: the moon.
XBrad, yep, and you’ll notice they stopped calling it global warming and are now trying to sell it as climate change.
pyrophorric effect of a DU penetrator slamming
hawt
How’d Wisconsin do today snowman?
**looks up pyrophorric**
Dude, Mike’s looking for Greenland sharks.
did you check out Mætenloch’s bullet video at Aces?
Teh awesome!
Here’s a little penetration for you…
http://tinyurl.com/yjdzx6n
Oh seriously? You guys aren’t gonna let that kill it are you?
How’d Wisconsin do today snowman?
They played like Michigan.
I’ll look at it in just a bit, Vmax.
How’s FUNEMPLOYMENT! THE MUSICAL!! treating you?
Hey Vmax, I wanted to suggest checking w/ Kiewit up here and there’s another company TMS I think.
ok Tattoo,
meh, X
I have not run out of money yet
Dude, it’s been what? A week? I’m over 18 months. Of course, not having to pay a mortgage means my cash goes a little further….
That house payment is a killer
XBrad, when they say kinetic energy, does that mean there’s no warhead?
Xbrad, have you been searching in just your local area?
Correct, Romy. Just a hardened tungsten steel or depleted uranium rod.
Romy, the usual result from a KE weapon is a gigantic shower of sparks. What you see detonating in the video is either ERA, or Explosive Reactive Armor, which blows up real quick upon impact to attempt to destroy the rod, or the jet from a HEAT round, or it is the catastrophic explosion of the ammo, fuel, and people inside the armored vehicle.
That’s some kick-ass. God, I love this country!
Tat, yeah, mostly in SoCal, because some family issues are kinda tying me down. I’ve looked in some other places, but nothing more than a couple nibbles elsewhere.
VT pwned Boston College today, yay!
That’s what I figured Xbrad.
That’s awesome shit Brad.
Oddly, it reminds me of Indiana Jones’ kid firing that antitank rocket from the truck or whatever they were driving in the last movie, and all I thought was “hey, they’re not blind and their hair isn’t on fire”.
But I’m kinda dorky that way.
*Clink. Tinkle.*
Here, Romy. Throw out whatever that is you’re drinking and take a taste of this – it’s Russell’s Reserve on the rocks. Go slow and savor it, and exhibit a little care because it’s a bit strong.
Ooooohhhh!
*spikes the guiness choco cupcakes I was making for clint*
Check out the video Romy It is not as big as X’s tank killer stuff, but very cool
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/293502.php
I figured you might ask so here, Romy:
http://www.beststuff.com/fromthewire/russells-reserve-10-year-old-bourbon-released.html
It’s made in my original home town.
*Runs back to the bar to fix Tat the same thing.*
Here, Tat. Sorry I forgot.
*urp* Hell, no, I’m not throwing away a drink, especially a free one.
Russell’s Reserve has smooth caramel and vanilla flavors balanced with mellow, warm notes of white pepper and orange peel. Rich in toffee and subtle spice notes, this full-bodied bourbon is a beautiful deep amber color with the long-lasting flavor of a truly remarkable bourbon.
Sounds good, but what is the proof?
LOSAT never went into production, BTW.
It worked, sure, but so what?
The TOW system worked, cost a shitload less, and didn’t cost anywhere near as much, and it was much more flexible.
Gators are still up 13-3!
…cost a shitload less, and didn’t cost anywhere near as much,
A little repetitively redundant. Heheh
Better yet, watch the bullet vid at my place. I need the traffic for something besides boobs.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/terminal-ballistics/
*Runs back to the bar to fix Tat the same thing.*
Here, Tat. Sorry I forgot.
Puts spiked cupcakes in ‘Cano’s pile.
You link whore you,
Heheh
I clicked
…cost a shitload less, and didn’t cost anywhere near as much per round…
Happy now, Bitch? STFU and bring me some puppy pron!
wtf?
I commented here and at X’s place and wordpress gives me the dread “you are commenting to quickly…”
X
Just so you know whenever I need a new tab, I open you from my RSS toolbar. Just to give you the hits.
I will deny that tomorrow!
Vmax, I appreciate that. All hits gratefully accepted (why I stress, I don’t know. It’s not like I’ve monetized the blog).
I don’t really know how to work that whole RSS thing. Hell, I’ve apparently got a twitter account, since people are signing up to follow me, but I don’t know how to tweet…
90 proof, Vmax.
Tat, I don’t want you to feel unloved. I appreciate you visiting my humble little crapblog as well.
but I don’t know how to tweet…
That’s b/c you’re a twit.
90 is good Clint,
I do not like Bourbon at 80. 100 or more is best but 90 is ok.
.
.
heheh
I do not tweet or follow, but 5 or 10 x a day I open a new tab and hit you X
Tat, I don’t want you to feel unloved. I appreciate you visiting my humble little crapblog as well.
Whatever, I understand that you love Vmax more than me.
That’s b/c you’re a twit.
Oh, you wit!
Here’s another one you would enjoy, Vmax … made about 8 miles from my original hometown:
http://www.woodfordreserve.com/age.aspx?ReturnUrl=%2fDefault.aspx
Tat, it’s not that I love him more.
It’s that he often posts puppy pron.
I really like woodford Clint,
but it is 80 proof. I wish they were 90 or 100!
However for a 80 proof it is one of my faves
Secret to 80 and 90 proofers is of course to drink them straight on ice.
On ice? Silly man. A good whiskey is meant to be had neat, at room temperature.
I enjoy alcoholic beverages.
Tat, it’s not that I love him more.
It’s that he often posts puppy pron.
Oh, so now you don’t love me b/c I don’t have a dog!
Whatever.
It’s that he often posts puppy pron.
RUN AWAY PUPSTER!!!!!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been drinking throat comfort tea for a friggin’ weak now and I’m way tired of it.
Hahahaha, make that a week. Ooopps
Then, of course, there’s the OFFICIAL Hostages’ bourbon:
http://www.fightingcock.com/
Tat, just take pics of someone else’s dog.
No nekkid pics of Pupster tho. He’s sent me enough already.
I think a pets poat would be fun. Maybe tomorrow I’ll put up a photo of my doggy and invite others to update with pictures of their pets.
I just cracked open a 24oz can of Bud.
Pure heaven.
Soooo, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much bark will SNL take off Barack tonight?
1 = They’ll do a Palin skit instead. Fuckit, that shit’s money.
10 = They show a mildly amusing p-shop.
Maybe they’ll surprise us all, but with CNN watching their every move, I doubt it.
I think a pets poat would be fun. Maybe tomorrow I’ll put up a photo of my doggy and invite others to update with pictures of their pets.
You bastard petist. I don’t have a pet
You’ve got two pets, Tat.
They’re called “sweater puppies”
You bastard petist. I don’t have a pet
That’s barbaric. I’m outraged!
Hahahaha xbrad
A+ for effort
That’s barbaric. I’m outraged!
I agree. I’m contemplating a kitty (even tho I don’t normally swing that way) when I finally manage to get moved into #7.
A+ for effort
But no points? Sheesh. Tough crowd.
But no points? Sheesh. Tough crowd.
You gotta talk to Mare about the points.
-1,000,000 points for begging (unless it was for that Obama Money)
Cuffy, not begging. Just noting that these kind of things normally come with points.
Too much honey
I understand women like it when guys beg.
Tat, I’m not even a cat person, but I’m amazed how much I appreciate having Sox around. I don’t know what I did for companionship before he hired me to feed him and water him and clean the kitty litter, and clean up the hairballs and puke, and….
Say, when do you want to get that cat?
Ya know…’Band of Brothers’ really lost some of it’s punch when it went from HBO to The History Channel.
http://tinyurl.com/yfegkc2
OMG. I was kinda kidding with my 1 to 10 scale. That opening was about a 1.5. SRSLY.
Say, when do you want to get that cat?
I am so not taking your used, second hand, Goodwill cat.
First joke: slams Hillary
Second joke: slams Bush
The only chuckle was the drop-dead glare from the chick holding the lottery check.
Cuffy, sweetpea, are you really gonna liveblog the drek that is SNL? ‘Cuz iffen you are I’m gonna go to bed.
I think the last funny thing I saw on SNL was Goat Boy. People who still watch SNL are probably communists.
Or retards.
I am so not taking your used, second hand, Goodwill cat.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Funny!!!
A+
But no points.
are you really gonna liveblog the drek that is SNL?
Nope, just the opening bit. I’m done.
‘nite.
Has anyone seen my hoop skort?
L to R
The internet, Tuck Meigs
http://tinyurl.com/yftd2so
Best yet, Pups.
Rosetta, STFU.
Umm, I didn’t mean to drive Cuffy off.
Rosetta, MCPO thought your hoop skort was a kite. It’s in the tree out back.
I think the last funny thing I saw on SNL was Goat Boy. People who still watch SNL are probably communists.
Goatse Boy.
What say you, Jew? And did Cuffy start WWIII hanging the doors?
What did I miss?
Why is the sky blue?
Is it true that water drains clockwise in the US and counter-clockwise in Australia?
Now I remember why I quit watching SNL.
I say. . . pablum.
I’m normally not one to reference old shit but did everyone see Kenny Rogers Jackass that Cuffy linked in the last thread?
I soiled a couple of diapers watching that.
Is it true that water drains clockwise in the US and counter-clockwise in Australia?
No b/c toilets in Aus/NZ don’t flush in a swirl like they do here. Plus the Coriolis effect is minimal compared to the shape of the bowl and the direction the water is introduced from.
Hi Roatse.
I got you a new screwdriver set.
http://tinyurl.com/yftxpll
Jew, what color shirt are you not wearing tonight? Also, what did you do today to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize?
I thought about taking the trash out.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WIN!!!eleventy!!!
I got you a new screwdriver set.
http://tinyurl.com/yftxpll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I can’t wait to kill you, Puptse.
And it would be counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere.
Rosie, I laughed my ass off with the Kenny Rogers Jackass. There was a Kenny lookalike who was on a late show with Bill Tush on TBS back in the Dark Ages. He was funneh, too.
I thought about taking the trash out.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WIN!!!eleventy!!!
I thought about you thinking about taking the trash out.
Nobel Peace Prize for ME!!!!!
I am not wearing blue shirt.
Today, I made an awesome cup of coffee to start me off. It was not only Nobel worthy, but I should get a Fielding award as well.
No b/c toilets in Aus/NZ don’t flush in a swirl like they do here. Plus the Coriolis effect is minimal compared to the shape of the bowl and the direction the water is introduced from.
Like I know what the colitis effect is.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FAIL!!!!
Take that trash out already!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_mxsjHrMmY
*shifts cupcakes from ‘Cano’s pile to Rosies*
Why do the fucking Norwegians insist on having a voice in American foriegn policy?
“I’m normally not one to reference old shit”
I think when it is most excellent, like the Rogers video…it’s too legit to quit.
Nobel Prize for referencing a douchy song.
I’d really rather win the Nobel Pizza Prize.
Pendejo, the better question might be, why do Americans give a fuck what Norwegians think of our foreign policy?
Rosie, I laughed my ass off with the Kenny Rogers Jackass.
Hahahahaha! I think most things that are supposed to be funny are funny but there is a scale, depending on your mood and other factors.
I wasn’t expecting that to be as funny as it was (FUCK YOU, CUFFY) plus it was early in my day and Mrs. Rosetta was sitting right next to me. But for some reason that video made my cry laughing like nothing since Tourette’s Guy. And that is a high bar.
I also noticed that there is more than one video of that which makes me very happy.
I can’t wait to kill you
http://tinyurl.com/yge98kc
referencing a douchy song.
Pass the douchy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc
Because the Norwegians look like this: http://tinyurl.com/yje2xby
I believe I shall be receiving the Marshal Scholarship Award for watching 8 hours of college football while not doing anything constructive.
I watered the plants in the front yard today.
NOBEL PLANT PRIZE WIN!!!
Bishop McDevitt beat up on Altoona 49 -0.
Norwegians are on my list.
This is what happens when I find you and you are on my list:
http://tinyurl.com/nkeljg
I rode an elevator today and got off on the right floor. Nobel Prize please.
Top to bottom: Rosetta, Pupster (in the man-hug way)
http://tinyurl.com/yzg6vsc
I used the potty like a big boy…
NOBEL PEES PRIZE WIN!!!
I think somebody else made this point, but when I was a kid the Nobel prize was an outstanding achievement. I wanted to win one when I grew up. In the last decade, it’s turned into a joke and I wouldn’t have it if they begged me.
It’s a bit tragic.
These people think Obama is all that a bag or Funions: http://tinyurl.com/yfxwgrl
NOBEL PLANT PRIZE WIN!!!
Hahahahahahaqahhaahaha.
How’s the truce with the Indians holding up, Rosie? Have you tossed them any smallpox infested blankets yet?
You know there are t-shirts being printed as we speak that say:
“I went to D.C. and all I got was this Nobel Peace Prize”
Hey, I used a chain saw today and I didn’t cut off any fingers or toes.
That should get me a Nobel
Chris Buckley needs to get throat punched
http://tinyurl.com/yhm8v3u
Seriously, maybe Buckley was hoping that Obama would turn down the award and have that Native American Lady give some rambling speech instead, ala George C Scott.
“I went to D.C. and all I got was this Nobel Peace Prize”
That should be our Hostage Fundraiser. You know, for our “Hostage/meet-up/blow-up/bail money” extravaganza.
“These people think Obama is all that a bag or Funions:”
hahahahahaha..I’ve got to tell my daughter that one. “Funions, the fun onion snack treat.”
How’s the truce with the Indians holding up, Rosie? Have you tossed them any smallpox infested blankets yet?
Today was an odd one. I had a couple of bloody marys and then we went out and had a couple of pitchers of excellent sangria.
And then I took a nap which I never do and here I am.
Indian count: 6ish
*kicks totem o’neil*
I’m watching the Dirty Jobs episode with dirty, disappointing nut meat.
So take a letter, Sangria…
Seriously, maybe Buckley was hoping that Obama would turn down the award and have that Native American Lady give some rambling speech instead, ala George C Scott.
MARLON BRANDO FAIL!!!
I took my daughter to see these things at the STL Science Center and their new efforts to recolonize them. They were fucking awesome, and I gave them some money to boot.
WHERE’S MY MUTHAFUCKING NOBEL PRIZE, YOU BULLFINGERERS!
Hey Romy, what was your meet-up with xbrad like?
“dirty, disappointing nut meat.”
That’s what Sean said.
*hands edward a xanax
I wrote a poat that appeared on The Hostages
Nobel Prize for Literature plus a Pulitzer Prize!!
Suck it, losers!!!
I eat my peas with honey.
I’ve done it all my life.
It may sound rather funny,
But it keeps them on my knife.
NOBEL PEAS PRIZE RUNNER UP!!!
Sean:
D’oh! You are right.
FUCK!1!1!
I am having “WHERE IS MY NOBEL PRIZE?” withdrawals
Are you ‘tards still at it?
Criminy. I’ve been all over Tacoma, Federal Way, and Puyallup today. We saw the Lego Certified Professional, went to the fish market and got some alder smoked king salmon, had a carnivores lunch at a steak house, went to the comic shop and got a few that were new when I was his age, climbed all over a fire truck, bought some legos, went to the grocery store, came home and made a nice salad with an awesome vinegrette dressing, and saute’d some small shrimp in butter and scallions.
*hands edward a xanax
*edward xanaxhands*
Also, Shaving Ryan’s Privates.
*kicks totem o’neil*
Right in the paper poon.
I’ve been to Puyallup. They need to learn how to spell. They don’t even pronounce it correctly.
DiT, is a generous drug dealer. Tough on the competition but willing to give away freebies to those in need.
Nobel Peace Prize Win!
Jeez, BiW, what d you want, a Nobel Peace Prize?
AWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!
You are seafooded. I am teh jealous.
Oh, and The Littlest Pet Shop Toys are the devil’s spawn.
>> DiT, is a generous drug dealer
First one’s free babe.
I’ve been to Puyallup. They need to learn how to spell. They don’t even pronounce it correctly.
I used to think that too, but I have lived here long enough that I have learned the error of my ways.
The devil’s spawn?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg
BiW – What do you want, a medal??
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/serr8d/photochops/crackerjacknobelprize.jpg
XBrad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOEO7jtIs4
Oh, and the Cardinals can go and suck my left nipple. Fuck them up their goatese.
You are seafooded. I am teh jealous.
Not as much as i’d like to be. I couldn’t bring myself to pay the price for the Dungeness Crab today. But they are soooooooo good. Especially with a little pickled artichoke and mayo.
you’re killing me BiW. I gotta have me some crab legs. STAT
Right in the paper poon.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
*nominates xbrad for Nobel Funneh Prize*
BiW – What do you want, a medal??
Nope. Too easy. Even Obama gets medals. Nope, I want a blow job. But don’t worry, old dude. You aren’t my type.
*nominates xbrad for Nobel Funneh Prize*
And here I thought the world wasn’t supposed to end until 2012…
You know the cool thing about living in the desert? Drinking and driving. There’s nobody out here to run in to and nothing of any value to fuck up.
*nominates xbrad for Nobel Funneh Prize*
*Looks at wall of Nobel Funneh Prizes*
Damn! Now these are worthless.
Rosie – Catch the Crackerjack box??
Nighty-night.
Sean: The world will end when the Cubs win the WS.
Hey, someone that knows how to photoshop and not barf…you know what would be funny?
Goatse with a Nobel Peace Prize over the sick.
“I shoved a massive dilrod in my buttocks and all I got was this Nobel Peace Prize”
Rosie: talk to Slublog
Obama should have used that old “I won’t join any club that wants to have me line.” I would have respected him for that.
you’re killing me BiW. I gotta have me some crab legs. STAT
Yeah, I used the unsalted butter, the shallots were fresh and crunchy, and the white wine vinegar that I added just a dash of, set the shrimp off just right. Tender and succulent, with a rich, sweet pungetness that complimented the perfect texture just right.
you know what would be funny?
Goatse with a Nobel Peace Prize over the sick.
They just announced that yesterday.
Nobel Peatse Prize
Night, Tattoo.
*G’nite SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
Rosie – Catch the Crackerjack box??
Huh? No. What?
“Good night, ‘tards & ‘tardettes!”
THREE COMMENTS IN A ROW!!!!
I would like to humbly accept this Nobel Peace Prize for the children or something.
Rosie – The link is this: http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/serr8d/photochops/crackerjacknobelprize.jpg
BiW, you’re just being mean now. Fucker.
*hands you the Nobel Peace Prize
Nite MCPO. In your dreams I will beat you in a a round of golf.
Pay no attention to me hitting from the woman’s tee.
Some of my ancestors are from Ireland.
NOBEL PEAT PRIZE WIN!!!!
or
NOBEL PEACE POTATO WIN!!!!
Dave, I’ll tell you what. If you come to Tacoma, I will make you Cedar Grilled Wild-Caught Pacific Salmon, Dungeness, and shimp for dinner.
And if I ever get to DFW to hang with Misha and Big Dick and Kelly, I will bring you some alder smoked salmon, ok?
NOBEL ASS POTATO PRIZE!!1!1!
Deal BiW. Thanks.
And I’ve been shitfaced in all three towns.
Yeah. Like that’s hard to do, old man.
I am 2 hours S of DFW, and I’d make the run too pal.
Deal BiW. Thanks.
But you gotta bring the BBQ. I can’t have carbs anymore, so pass the damn meat, ok?
Rosie – The link is this: http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/serr8d/photochops/crackerjacknobelprize.jpg
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I wonder if the idiots on the Nobel committee realize yet how bad they fucked up. There is nothing anyone on the right could do that would be this funny.
You know you are in a bad place when winning the Nobel Peace Prize is the funniest thing ever. Hahahahaha.
I want the NOBEL SALMON PRIZE.
I managed to hang some curtains without falling on a potato…
NOBEL INSIDE JOKE WIN!!!
Part of me feels bad for beating up on Jughead for the whole Nobel thing. It’s not HIS fault he won.
I mean, do we even know who nominated him?
http://www.theday.com/re.aspx?re=ba5f7a2c-2f37-4d42-be82-067051f05a19
Part of me feels bad for beating up on Jughead for the whole Nobel thing. It’s not HIS fault he won.
*wonders what X-Brad was thinking, decides I don’t care, starts beating X-Brad about the neck and shoulders*
Hey…I have 12 cents. What does that get me?
NOBEL RAMEN PRIZE!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!
I like the chicken.
Ok. Time for a light workout before bed. Later, Special Blogging Olympians.
Dude, we will hit Sonny Brian’s and you will loves the ribs
BiW: do I get a trophy?
YAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7SK6tx6xF8
Rosetta, I don’t think they get it, but they fucked up royally. They opened the mockery on the One. That is amazing.
Ok. Time for a light workout before bed.
SOMEBODY GIVE THAT MAN A GOLD MEDAL!!!
(And a “harumph.”)
I can almost guarantee that we will never know who nominated Jughead for the Nobel.
As much as he’s getting mocked for winning it, can you imagine how much the dumbfuck that nominated him would get abused?
There needs to be a contest to guess however. Would it surprise anyone if it was someone in his political circle? Rahmbo?
Actually now I want to know. His mommy?
*puts Obama’s drawing of a doggie on the fridge*
Dogs are unclean. Pretty sure he didn’t draw many pics of them as a kid.
I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy
harumph1!1
Actually now I want to know. His mommy?
Dude, she died. Of private health insurance.
Not cool.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/sport-obituaries/6270036/John-Manners.html
I bet it was Limbaugh
http://twitter.com/JTlol/status/4778060333
Rove, you magnificent bastard!!
I bet it was Pat Sajak
Hahahahahaha, nephew is tweeting, and his wife is facechimping their evening. They are not spending it together, but oh my, boys night out. She must not read his stuff. heh heh heh MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! /evil laugh
I bet it was Kirk Cameron.
*draws thousands of comments*
Oh you are enjoying that way too much RFH.
I like your evilness
Rosetta, I don’t think they get it, but they fucked up royally. They opened the mockery on the One. That is amazing.
Initially I know some pundits on the right were outraged but that was the first four minutes. Everything since then has been people ROTFLTFAO.
Not only do I think Obama should have won it, I am overjoyed that he won it. There is nothing in my vivid and Jägermeister-addled mind that I could come up with to make Obama the laughingstock that he is.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE WIN!!!!!
I hope those fuckers win a Nobel Peace Prize for giving Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.
*draws thousands of comments*
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Sorry, Dave. She made a bad first impression and insulted my mother over her choice of wedding gift, and it’s gone down hill from there. I keep hoping she’ll grow the fuck up. I’m so very glad my nephew is letting off a little steam tonight.
I bet it was Pat Sajak
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Vanna White is on the Nobel committee.
RACIST!!!!!!
I’m at the pizza hut, I”m at the taco bell I”m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
I swear, they have tagged Obama in a way we could not have. It is fucking hilarious. When you can pin him with ridicule, his beloved peeps freak out.
RFH, I was teasin you hon. But now that I know the story I hate her with a white hot hateyness. DIE BIZNATCH!!!
She made a bad first impression and insulted my mother over her choice of wedding gift, and it’s gone down hill from there.
Some DVDs? An iPod? A misspelled “Reset” button?
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WIN!!!!
Dammit Dave! Why are you commenting in my minute?!?!! 1:15 am was mine! MINE I SAY!!!!
PJ, IMAO was talking about PJM, and it took me a while to figure out that he was talking about Pajamas Media and not you.
ACRONYM FAIL!!!!
*tackles PJM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwD3gDfa-VU
Taiwan is enlisting Optimus Prime to defend them?
http://tinyurl.com/ykfs9y6
Moron Pundit’s take on things
PJ, IMAO was talking about PJM, and it took me a while to figure out that he was talking about Pajamas Media and not you.
HAHAHA! I’ve actually done that to myself before. I’m like wha? oh, dur.
believe it or not, when I chose my name, it was in honor of pajamas media and had nothing to do with wearing pajamas
*tackles PJM
Ouch! wait, I smell cheetos on your breath
You gimme some now!
Sean:
can the Angels finally beat the Sawx this year?
NO WAY. Ok, here, I share
HAHAHA! I’ve actually done that to myself before. I’m like wha? oh, dur.
SOMEONE GET HER A MACARTHUR GENIUS GRANT!!!
(No harrumph, though.)
Did SNL make fun of the NPP tonight?
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/10/09/eye-contact/
SOMEONE GET HER A MACARTHUR GENIUS GRANT!!!
Look penis wrinkle, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Sean:
can the Angels finally beat the Sawx this year?
Kee-rist, I fucking hope so.
believe it or not, when I chose my name, it was in honor of pajamas media and had nothing to do with wearing pajamas
Good job, pajama mommatse.
http://tinyurl.com/yhwbjam
Sean:
Yeah. I kinda want to see Fox shit over themselves when they realize they won’t get the Yankees Sawx ALCS they had been hoping for
Sean, Mom had bought her a set of placemats and napkins to go with the china set Her Highness had registered, because retirees can’t always afford frickin’ $100+ place setting. Mom also knew that it’s a rare occasion that brings out the china, but you can use placemats and napkins every day. Her Highness sniffed at it and suggested Mom return it and give a check instead.
I have seven nephews. Most of them have good taste in wimmen so far, especially the nephew that served three tours in Iraq. He only gets a chance to call home every now and then. His wife’s voicemail says, “This is XXXX, I can’t come to the phone right now. If this is my wonderful husband YYYY, I love you honey!”
If I wore pajamas, it would be out of respect for Pajamamommy
I feel sorry for the next liberal fucking sad-sack that wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
Too bad Mr. Whipple is dead. He would be the perfect presenter.
Wanna pizza, guys?
http://bacn.me/cuq
*tackles PatriciaAnnabella*
*administers wet willy*
Eddie, I like the Angels chances over the Yanks.
see anything wrong with her hands/
PA, don’t say “pizza” three times.. that brings out KM
gnite you goofballs
new post
new post
Is that a suggestion?
no, it’s a hint
See, you’re supposed to say that after you put it up, burritohead.
but I already put it up
PA, I like that photoshop disasters webber-thingy.
Here’ another one. This site is hysterical.
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/08/dust-jeans-lets-hold-hands.html
When you said “new post,” it wasn’t there.
CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!!!
Sean:
yeah. The Yankees will have trouble against the Angels’ staff
Roamy, some of those are unreal—these are supposed to be professionals!
you’re a total crack whore sean. It was there. choke on dees nuts
I’m pretty sure they castrated Rick Dees years ago.
well, I’m eating corn nuts, can you choke on those please?