Run, Linus! Run for your life!!!

It turns out that there’s a grove of lemon trees planted right next to the pumpkin patch, and it’s not The Great Pumpkin who’s “rising up.” Get the fuck out of there, you fucking blockhead! [UPDATE: ROSETTA] Well this is certainly an interesting post to wake up to.  Let’s see what some of our regulars [...]

I Am Bat Dog

Make teh funneh.  New poat for Halloween Eve.

Big BOO! Friday

Hello Bearsharktopussies.  Welcome to the 2009 Halloween Edition of Big Boob Friday.  Your “Total Loser” costume is impressive. First, if you were not around here last night, please go HERE and let me know if that applies to you. Second, thank you wiserbud and the funny mothers that filled in for me in my absence.  The quality was [...]

It’s Like Barbie For Men

Husband sent me these. Just a placeholder until FIAF-BBF gets here. More after the break

Birth Announcement for Maximus

Please excuse the serious nature of this post.  This is actually more of an H2 Bulletin Board post so feel free to makeh teh funneh in the comments.  Good luck with that, xbrad. Mrs. Rosetta and I are going to be sending out Max’s birth announcements next week and I want to send one to all of my friends that want [...]

Most Entertaining Video EVER

I think you guys are to be pleased with me for introducing this video of learning to you.

Foreignotica XVIII

Whilst in Spain, one of my co-workers introduced me to the music by a Belorussian guitarist called Didulya (actually, Дидюля or Didyulya). According to Wikipedia in Russian, his music is classified as flamenco. But he also seems to have a thing for Arabica, the following videos will show. This one seems to be a nice [...]

HHD – Handyman Edition

Happy Hump Day!  If you need some work done around the place, you might consider hiring one of these fellows.  Also, you could borrow a claw hammer and introduce the business end to Michael’s knee-caps. Carter Oosterhouse has a television show or a radio program or something. Jesse Metcalfe only pretends to be a gardener [...]

That’s Better…But Not By Much

It was getting a little winfrey in here, so rather than having a “Damn, Shaniqua!” moment that would paint us all as racists, I thought XBrad’s and Sean’s home movies would be an improvement. Enjoy!

Black Eyed Peas

Oprah’s 24th Season Kick-Off Party. OK, I know we hate Oprah’s politics, but Oprah is actually a rather admirable and likeable person, and this was actually a cool event.  Not the “coolest thing ever,” as Oprah claimed, but still, pretty cool.   A genuine feelgood party.  Give her some credit. [MESABLUE] UPDATE: A FISH!!!