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Congrats WP!
Are they on O2?
or is that boogers, heheh
vmax, I don’t know. Typical WP email. “Sissy and Bro have twins”
No sexes, no names, no birthdate, no nuttin.
Ahhhh, look at the widdle babies!
Congrats, Uncle ‘Pinto.
Maybe I’m missing something but if my Sissy and Bro made babies together, the police would be interested. My fam doesn’t party like that.
Congrats, WP!!!!
Tiny, bald people. Yep. Them things is babies.
Best of happiness to ‘Pinto, Sissy, and Bro. And the critters.
Awwww! Congratulations to the WP family!
“Congrats!
Start saving for college.”
By college you mean deficit, those babies are $160,000 in the hole already.
Hey Brewfan!! Watcha doin’???
http://tinyurl.com/lahtvv
Uncle Pinto.
http://tinyurl.com/p6mza
DAMN!!
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/01/21/bonus-babe-ashley/hotties-06-ashley-gm_l1.jpg
Hey Chief! Who ya racing?
http://tinyurl.com/m8mqaj
Hey, thanks to Sissy & Bro’ for producing a couple of future wage earners to fund my Social Security and Medicare. God bless them.
I bet WP is going to be a great uncle.
I s’pose for babies those two are cute enough
Hi Tattoo! How have you been?
Hi Vmax, doing pretty good. Trying to sort out what my paycheck’ll look like and how little of an apt I can afford. Settling in at work for the most part.
And you?
Buddy just chewed up the house phone. Grrrrrr….
Child or dog?
Congrats to the whole Pinto family!
Brew – Getting ready for Darlington!
Scot – Buddy is the dog
Buddy is a Black Lab. Buddy is making a maniac out of me with his chewing!
Good Buddy.
And good job, Bro & Sissie.
Brew – Getting ready for Darlington!
They have a Rascal sprint this year?
Thanks MCPO, and I mean thanks for everything. Guys like you kick ass.
Brew- HOVER-ROUND, bitch!! And I think Joe Gibbs is taking over ownership of the team.
Boogity-boogity-boogity! Let’s go racing!
God has once again smiled upon me and allowed me to live another day.
woo hoo.
cute kids. congrats to the ‘pinto clan.
Brew,
More Dogs = Less chewing!
I found a really great shot of Max with a orange of course.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3863051685/in/photostream/
Wiserdude! Did you return with “candid” shots of BiW??
So I check in to the hotel. They give me a nice little “goodie bag” to say “thanks for your business!” IN the bag is a bottle of water, a granola bar and a package of microwave popcorn. Very nice.
I get to my room.
No microwave.
???
Wiserdude! Did you return with “candid” shots of BiW??
just one.
T to B: wiserbud, BiW.
http://tinyurl.com/l92evu
(L to R) BiW, Wiserdouche, some hooker who will be dead in 6 min.s
http://tinyurl.com/n3hyr4
Nice to see that we never really let go of the traditions that make us what we are. You know, the classics, like defamation of character, humor at others’ expense, presuming the worst, and generally making roasts performed by professional comedians look like amateur night in comparison to the average day here…
Vmax, that is a wild photo. How on earth did you move so Max’s head stayed in focus?
ike defamation of character, humor at others’ expense, presuming the worst, and generally making roasts performed by professional comedians look like amateur night in comparison to the average day here…
eh, it’s a gift.
BiW- S-o-o-o, what I hear you saying is that Wiser is a cheap date.
All I can think of Romy is Nikon has fantastic vibration reduction in their lenses!
Hey, thanks to Sissy & Bro’ for producing a couple of future wage earners to fund my Social Security and Medicare. God bless them.
You know what your sin is, Michael? You’re an incurable optimist. Your ‘retirement’ will consist of going to the center, drinking the hemlock, and slipping away quietly as bucolic images of the B.O. (Before Obama) period play out on a giantic screen overhead as thundering classical music heralds the arrival of yet another Luthern at the great caserole potluck in the sky. You won’t even feel it as your body is heaved into the back of the idling truck, waiting to take you and the other occupants to the plant where you will all be used to make Obamamanna, for the feeding of the faithful.
Max resting in the January sun
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3863830550/sizes/l/in/photostream/
Dinner tonight was BLTs. Which, having bacon in them, I love.
But can anything be simple?
Fuck. No.
The only tomatoes in the house were the little “grape” ones for a salad.
So I tell mom I’ll go the 3 whole blocks to the store and get some beefsteak or roma ‘maters.
She says no, it’s a waste of money.
Then bitches like hell when she couldn’t get the little fucking tomatoes to stay on her sammich.
BiW- S-o-o-o, what I hear you saying is that Wiser is a cheap date.
Wiser and Wiserbud took the decidely un-Hostage like tack, and not only bought me a fine mexican meal, and a Weidmer Heffeweisen, he continued to suprise and allowed both to stay blissfully 100% Roofie-free.
Sad to say, that I could not find it in my niggardly heart to afford him the same courtesy. Fortunately, he won’t remember a thing, and even if he does, his own conduct on prior visits to this part of the country ensures that the police will not investigate and that the authorities will not prosecute.
A win-win for all concerned.
Now those are some cute babies! Congrats Uncle Pinto…..
Michael goes to his first doctor’s appointment under Obamacare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLU9nyFSA
V,
Max was such a dignified soul.
what I hear you saying is that Wiser is a cheap date.
HEY! I refuse to allow myself to be had by anyone who can’t cough up for more than half a bottle of warm Miller Chill that he had left in the cup holder in the back of his panel van.
Easy? maybe. Cheap? Never.
Carousel! Renewal!
MCPO,
aren’t you just about due for renewal?
Fortunately, he won’t remember a thing,
I was wondering why I woke up in my car in the restaurant parking lot with my pants hung out the window again.
The last time that happened to me, I was in St. Louis and I just figured I had had another “event.”
I’m at the government clinic.
I’m at the Soylent Green factory.
I’m at the combination gov- *whack*
aaaaaaaaannd, Romy closes the circle.
Good girl.
Thanks X
You know, I wanted to do a Load HEAT with Hostage wimmens, but not nearly enough pics showed up in my inbox.
From the wimmens.
Though Vmax looks better in fishnets and a miniskirt than you might first think.
Xbrad – Way to kill the thread with that last disturbing observation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQwHwP0ojI
**I gave serious though to fiddling with the timestamp and moving V’s “Thanks X” comment down a slot.**
Don’t you need to go be made into Soylent Green, oldtimer?
“I’m at the combination gov- *whack*”
hahahahahaha
I gave serious though to fiddling with the timestamp and moving V’s “Thanks X” comment down a slot.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!
xBrad – Don’t worry about my “renewal”. Worry about your own!
**waves to PattyAnn**
**fondly recalls the results of a certain search on google this morning**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE
Congrats Pinto!
MCPO, I’ll be lucky if they can even recycle any of my parts.
A little surprised I didn’t see this first at “Load Heat”
DAMN!!
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/01/21/bonus-babe-ashley/hotties-06-ashley-gm_l1.jpg
Nah, TGSG,
I like the outfit, but other than that, meh.
I’ll say congrats to Pinto, too, though he won’t know who the heck I am.
Well then, write a letter to Meg R. and ask her to wear it for us.
Seriously, I want pics of the Hostagettes.
For Load HEAT.
Honest. No, realy.
Just for you xBrad
http://www.partywithnorm.com/poems.html
PattyAnn,
I know that pic isn’t really you.
But I’ll still touch my naughty bits and pretend it is you…
xBrad, I don’t share my swinger’s ad with just anybody…
PA, you did notice that was the Orange County chapter? I’ll have to check them out.
haha
Hahahaha. No, I didn’t see that.
Congrats to Uncle Pinto.
Hey Chief, ‘zit got a Hemi?
PA, if you look anything like the chick in the poems section, you’re all right.
Saw at Hot Air (yeah, I know) that Obama is snubbing the Poles now. How many more friends will he move to the enemies list?
Hey PA, did you have any luck w/ that job?
Hey, Tat. Nope, it wasn’t worth a hoot.
Romy, I’m not too cracked up about the thing with the Poles. It’s stupid, and piss poor diplomacy, but not unexpected. It isn’t like the Odministration has had a deep lasting commitment to missile defense.
Hey, Tat. Nope, it wasn’t worth a hoot.
Damn, that sucks.
Congrats, Doug!
BTW, this person is not me.
XBrad, it’s just annoying as hell. It’s like your in-laws coming for a visit and pissing off all your friends.
I fully concur, Romy.
It’s just that there’s so many other things to be pissed off about, I’d stroke out if I let everything get to me.
What pisses me off in this instance is after 8 years of Dems telling us we needed “smart diplomacy” they take charge and do every possible thing they can to 1) piss off our allies; and 2) provide evidence that the US won’t keep its word.
Yeah, can we go back to “cowboy diplomacy”, please?
I like cowboy diplomacy. Especially when it is turned on the enemy across the aisle. Make them pansy-assed metrof*cktuals piddle their drawers.
Sure, Romy, we can do that:
http://tinyurl.com/nlxaky
Sure, Romy, we can do that:
GAAAHH…can’t you people put a warning on links like that?
*scrubs eyeballs really really hard and mutters to self ‘can’t stand that rat bastard son of a monkey’s son of a bitch*
brad:
What is even more galling is how the left won’t even defend Obama’s actions internationally, other than to just revert to “blame Bush” form. They will just ignore the criticism and hope that if they put up a cone of silence, the criticism will lose force.
Make them pansy-assed metrof*cktuals piddle their drawers.
Amen, sister!
Oh, and congrats to Pinto
other than to just revert to “blame Bush” form.
It’s hard to break those bad habits.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Shear-madness-Sheep-is-sold.5596785.jp heh
Beasn, I was in a sports bar last week, and Obama was on the TV. The NASCAR photo op, I think. There were some pissed patrons, with one guy shouting can’t I get away from that S.O.B. even on ESPN!!!!
Whatchya doin’, Eddie?
http://tinyurl.com/mlvcmv
**note the crocs**
EvB, money quote from that article
Jimmy Douglas described his purchase as the best lamb he had ever seen, with “a great body and a strong back”.
it’s an incredibly chunky animal with a tremendous back end on it…
http://tinyurl.com/nw8lov
From the comments on S. Weasel about Teddy and the DeadPool….
What’s that at the bottom of the dead pool?
Looks kinda like an Oldsmobile.
der
Brad:
Heh. Glad to see some people appreciate fine footwear.
Romy,
Here’s one of my all time favorite things on the interwebbies.
It may not be rocket surgery, but it did make me think of you…
http://tinyurl.com/1yxh
I have no idea how to caption this. I just laughed.
http://tinyurl.com/lczlop
XBrad, that is six kinds of awesome. That one and lighting the grill with LOX are a couple of my favorites.
See, this is why Romy can never have anything nice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KuGizBjDXo
Heh. you showed the LOX grill one a few weeks ago.
Would you like your steak well done?
There were some pissed patrons, with one guy shouting can’t I get away from that S.O.B. even on ESPN!!!!
Yep. Whenever I hear his voice, the channel gets turned off or muted.
My family expects it now and knows to say nothing.
K…storm is blowing over. Time to scrubber the blubber. Heh.
G’nite.
Nite, Beasn.
Those are very beautiful children at the top of the post. Everyone involved should be proud and pleased. Well done!
night. Too bad I am all out of angry at this moment, or else I would defile DPUD with another screed. As it is, I am going to bed.
XBrad, I was walking to class at VT early one morning when 2.5 tons of nitroglycerin went up at Radford Arsenal maybe eight miles away. I was almost knocked off my feet and was wondering what the heck the cadets were up to.
I’ve got some oldschool boomy for you tonight, Romy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmmLvAYqkI
Not that I’m trying to get you to go to bed, just afraid I’ll lose my craptacular connection again.
Sweet!
By the way, how’s your mom doing, XBrad? Or should I not ask? I had to drive my dad for his cataract surgery last year, Mom couldn’t do it. The sales pitch for some fancy lens not covered by Medicare was damn annoying.
She can read a book, but seeing across the room to watch TV is troublesome, and there’s no way she can drive right now. we’ll see how she improves.
I hope like heck she can drive again shortly.
What the fuck is this shit.
I’m pretty sure Dad was driving again within a week.
Shit, Rosetta showed up.
Don’t let him hear what we were talking about…
Yeah, she had one eye done last month, and after a few days, it was somewhat better. We’ll see how it goes.
She’s got to get a new prescription for her glasses. After that, she should be somewhat better.
Rosetta, what the shit is this fuck?
Who was talking shit about
TOTAL!!1!!me?I hope I don’t hafta bring some thunder.
Did you guys know Ted Kennedy died?
Oh, smooth job there with the HTML, sheboy.
My recommendation is buy the cheap Wal-Mart reading glasses for $8 at first because her prescription will keep changing for a month.
Oh, smooth job there with the HTML, sheboy.
Whatever do you mean, jackass face?
The doc gave her a temp (and I’ve struggled mightly to not mock her, cuz they’re ugly as sin), and we’ll see about a regular scrip in a while.
Rosetta, what the shit is this fuck?
Touche’.
Douche’.
There you go…
I quit buying the safety glasses through work because they all looked like Drew Carey’s. I’m enough of a nerd as it is without birth control glasses.
Rosetta,
How many Indians?
Did you guys know Ted Kennedy died?
Who’s Ted Kennedy?
I like girls in glasses.
You know, the whole “sexy librarian” thing…
Glasses give girls “specs appeal”
Why’d we have to lose Teddy?
Couldn’t we have just killed off Sean instead?
I like girls in glasses.
Like this?
http://tinyurl.com/morgf3
How many Indians?
A shameful two however I’m on the warpath so three through five will be here any minute.
I went to dinner and the Fox theater to see Mary Poppins tonight with Mrs. Rosetta, Momma and Poppa Rosetta and 89-year old Granny Rosetta so that cuts down on the Jaeger shots.
XBrad, not these, though.
http://tinyurl.com/l7ch4e
XBrad, not these, though.
http://tinyurl.com/l7ch4e
JESUS, ROAMY, COULD YOU WARN A FELLA?!!!
Sean, make mine a double.
I think it’s great Wiser is rebuilding his Oldsmobile (right before driving it off a bridge). I think we should pitch in and get him something for it:
http://tinyurl.com/2h2uge
Romy, what are you wearing right now?
Poor Granny Rosetta.
Can you imagine, looking back on 89 years of a life well lived, then having to look at Rosetta, and knowing she’d inflicted that on the world?
Better?
http://tinyurl.com/lsvsvx
Rosie, a bandolier of bullets.
Hey Sean, did anyone tell you to STFU today?
If not, STFU.
STOP TRYING TO CENSOR ME!!!
/leftist understanding of censorship
Rosie, a bandolier of bullets.
Rocket Chick, will you marry me?
5.56mm or 7.62mm?
Does anyone know if my avatar has been determined to be a man or a woman yet?
When I look at the comments and I see my avatar I’m like, “Who the fuck is that?” Oh yeah, that’s me.
Yes.
It is a man or a woman.
We’re pretty sure we’ve got it narrowed down to just those two choices.
7.62mm. I have an SKS.
Rocket Chick, will you marry me?
Only if I succeeded in making you laugh out loud.
It is a man or a woman.
We’re pretty sure we’ve got it narrowed down to just those two choices.
Could be a hermaphrodite. Like brewfan.
Heh.
Romy uses the “short round”
Could be a hermaphrodite. Like brewfan.
No no stupid. Hermaphrodites have both sex organs. BrewFan has none.
Only if I succeeded in making you laugh out loud.
Bandolier of bullets was LOL WIN!!!!!
Brewfan?
http://tinyurl.com/ml6rs3
Hahahahahahaha!!!
xbrad makehtehfunneh!!!! HE SHOOOTS HE SCORES!!!!
I need my beauty sleep, so I will say good night.
Goodnight beautiful rocket woman.
Dream about stars made of that which you desire most.
Because odds are there is a star made of that somewhere and one day, you will travel there.
G’night, Romy. Hope you enjoyed the ‘splodey tonight.
Rosetta, did you hear? Ted Kennedy is dead.
I don’t pretend on this kind of crap. He was a sleazy, creepy drunk and murderer. Every bit of his legislation was crap and he used his position for power, money and using people.
Have a nice day.
Good night.
Bandolier of bullets was LOL WIN!!!!!
Roamy’s family now truly understands why people cry at weddings.
“I now pronounce you Manlesbo and Wife.”
Dream about stars made of that which you desire most.
Because odds are there is a star made of that somewhere and one day, you will travel there.
Really? I’ve heard of chocolate starfish, but never chocolate stars….
Manlesbo Man.
http://tinyurl.com/7m6mn8
Manlesbo Man.
http://tinyurl.com/7m6mn8http://tinyurl.com/3m2nkj
FTFY
Was it Ace the came up with “R.I.C. Ted Kennedy”?
That’s money right there.
Oh. when you search Bing for images for “crossdresser”,
you may wanna make sure you have Safe Search on.
Just sayin’
Rosie, seen the latest post at Ace’s?
Joe Camel Toe?
http://tinyurl.com/phh7o6
“http://tinyurl.com/7m6mn8″
He’s good looking and I don’t feel like killing anyone when I look at his face.
A win for mare.
Joe Camel Toe?
http://tinyurl.com/phh7o6
Joe Glandular Problem Menthol
Rosie, seen the latest post at Ace’s?
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
They’re gonna have to post 24 hour gurads around that piece of shit’s grave to keep people from pissing on it.
Oh, great. Tomorrow, we’ll have to do either worst cigarette names, or worst product mascots.
I just checked out the post at Ace. Unbelievable but not surprising.
What a legacy that guy has. Best known for stealing money from Peter and giving it to Paul. Least known for contributing to the end of a life.
The liberal mindset is a fucked up piece of work. Clinton was the beneficiary of it as well.
Treats the individual human life for shit but is praised for the great works to the better of all mankind.
Oxymormonish? Nah. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Rosie, don’t forget a couple other gems…
-cheated and kicked out of Haaavard.
-Coordinated with the KGB to oppose Reagan
-authored the 1965 immigration bill that put “families” over quality immigrants
I’m sure others have some recollection of the ‘fine’ work he did.
It’s been a while since BBF was also a joke thread but I have some good possibilities for tomorrow.
The entireity of the left including the MSM is so impressed with their “these are not the droids you’re looking for” powers.
But their skillz are so fucking weak. The webtubes is not their friend and will eventually bury the bullshitters.
And it won’t be pretty. When people realize they’ve been lied to, the repercussions aren’t pleasant.
Incredibly, this is NOT a parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA
Coordinated with the KGB to oppose Reagan
xbrad, that alone should have made him a pariah. The fact that it did not speaks volumes about the liberal wing of the Democrat party.
Those idiots don’t realize that Obama was elected because the majority rejected Bush. FIscally, they should have.
The political pendulum is now swinging the other way and with a turbo-charger.
If Obama and the liberals continue down this path, the ass-kicking next year will be of Biblical proportions.
I remember watching election night in 1994. It was a beautiful thing. I think 2010 will make that look like a sissy-boy slap fest.
I was in Ft. Benning, GA in 94, going to school. I didn’t follow politics closely, but I knew an asskicking when I saw one.
When did you realize you were a conservative, xbrad?
Oh, long, long before that. I can’t ever remember a time when I might be liberal.
Honestly, I’ve become somewhat more liberal over the years. Or at least pragmatic. I think it would be safe to say in my youth I was “reactionary”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrr81SRhp_s
The first time I voted for Pres was in ’92 and I voted for Clinton because he was obviously so much cooler than GHW Bush. Playing sax on Aresenio? Teh coolest thing evar!!
I knew nothing about politics at the time which is typical of a lot of recent-college grad voters.
Idiot.
The very, very FIST vote I cast was for the Office of President of the United States in 1984.
I voted for Ronald Reagan.
I’ve never cast another vote nearly as satisfying as that one.
HA! Shimmy, that song used to make me want to slit my wrists because it was so overplayed.
It’s fun to see that vid again now thought.
I’m hitting the sack, iceholes.
See you on the morrow.
“The very, very FIST vote I cast was for the Office of President of the United States in 1984.”
Me too, xbrad. Man that felt good.
I regret that I was too young to vote for Ronaldus.
Every person I’ve voted for, with the exception of W in 2000, has been a motherfucking disappointment.
Help us Obiwan Palinkenobi, you’re our only hope.
Nite fagz.
“Idiot.”
Rosetta, because I love you I won’t hold that against you. I do remember thinking anyone who thought Clinton on Arsineo was cool was a douche bag.
Sweet dreams, Rosetta.
Clinton on Arsenio was a douchebag.
“I’ve become somewhat more liberal over the years. Or at least pragmatic”
xbrad, those ARE mutually exclusive.
Hey, Mare.
First presidential candidate I got to vote for was Bob Dole, so last year was de ja vu. Yeah.
Goodnight everyone. Sweet dreams.
BOB F’ING DOLE??? I feel badly for you, Seany. I voted for him too but thank God it wasn’t my “first experience.” It would have ruined sex, oops, I mean voting for me forever.
I knew at age 9 when Carter was up against Ford that Jimmah would wreck the country. We discussed their platforms in 4th grade history. From that point on I was a conservative standing with the repubs. Pretty insightful for a nine year old, I’d say. Fuckin Carter.
“Clinton on Arsenio was a douchebag.”
I sure thought so, really.
“Pretty insightful for a nine year old,”
I’d say so. But I believe it. I use to listen to my parents talk about politics a lot. It made an impression on me from an early age. I believed in the individual as opposed to the group when I was very young.
My parent’s were small business owners so my view stemmed from that. My mother was particularly conservative. Small government, low taxes. My father came from an Irish Catholic family that were Democrats through and through. My mom straightened him out. My father was a state representative as a Republican.
BOB F’ING DOLE??? I feel badly for you, Seany.
Yeah, but I didn’t vote for Bill Clinton or Perot’s even stupider effort.
That said, I knew it was an exercise in futility.
Sean, I understand. But what’s the expression? Voting for Dole was like kissing your sister….
AT THE TIME I did like Jack Kemp. It sickens me that the republicans are still nominating the next person in line. WTF????
It still pisses me off that John McCain was our candidate. Is that normal?
Honestly, I’ve become somewhat more liberal over the years
Really?
California dreaming.
“California dreaming.”
Brilliant comment, Mesa. Hey, xbrad, get the hell out of California for good.
Bedtime for Bradley.
I hope you people (and Sean) have a good night.
Sweet dreams, xbrad. It’s nice to have you on regularly again.
I had to hold my nose to vote for McCain, but I knew that voting otherwise would be a de-facto vote for Obama, and that would be something I could never forgive myself for.
Mare, my folks were and maybe still are democrats-from Massachusetts. I recall after Clinton got in, I said to them wait til your taxes go up on the houses you own, you won’t like this clown anymore. Well , they said he was lowering taxes. When they got hit, my mom said, “I hope they impeach the sonofabitch”. HAHA Only their FL properties didn’t kill them that year. They should have listened to me and voted GHWB. Silly democrats.
“I had to hold my nose to vote for McCain, but I knew that voting otherwise would be a de-facto vote for Obama, and that would be something I could never forgive myself for.”
An absolute ditto, Sean. I wasn’t drunk but I wish I was. I loved Governor Palin. She sounded like a grass roots conservative which I feel is the best kind. Just a person with strong beliefs that acted on them. I never held her pregnant daughter against her. Kids can be a wild card. I never held Billy Carter against Jimmy. Jimmy was an idiot all on his own.
I must get to bed also, my birdies have been getting up at 5:30 lately-2 and a half more hours til the cockadoodle song starts. Night….Y’all.
Bedtime for Bradley.
Goodnight, horse’s ass.
AT THE TIME I did like Jack Kemp.
I worked for Jack Kemp. I was also involved in a HUGE electoral slate boondoggle that was credited to the Washington power players when it was just a couple of us who screwed up the time that the Michigan GOP tried to do a straw poll for the primary.
We aligned with the Pat Robertson goofballs that pulled precinct delegates out of areas in Detroit that hadn’t seen a Republican in twenty years. Knowing that we would cut them loose — a marriage of convenience. Felt kind of slimy dealing with them.
At the time, I thought I was a smart guy.
Made a whole lot of enemies. But, we made them bend over backwards before we gave the convention and the primary back to them.
No slate.
Now I just comment at The Hostages.
Shimmy, that’s good stuff. You seem like an old soul. Were you always like that?
Oh yeah, Mare. Seems like that’s my way. I observe and learn the act. Not wanting to make mis-steps too often. Nitey nite.
“No slate.
Now I just comment at The Hostages.”
Mesa, my comment is a smile.
An absolute ditto, Sean. I wasn’t drunk but I wish I was.
I was. Here you go…
http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/some_hungover_thoughts_on_the_day_after
Sweet dreams, Shimmy.
Oh yeah, Mare, seems like that’s my way. I observe and learn then act. Not wanting to make too many mis-steps. Nitey nite.
That was weird, I was shutting down and the comment posted again. Oh well something to dream about.
I learned that Jack Kemp style moderation would be stamped out as evil by every liberal that recognized it’s threat to their power.
Can’t exist in our system. He did send out the virus of self determination in his few years as HUD chair.
Yes, I liked the guy — a lot.
Learned my lesson, though — fire with fire.
There is no middle.
OH MY GOSH!
Sean, I do remember that post!
Reading it now is almost scary in it’s accuracy. Holy crap.
My favorite part: MSM Fuck you. You’re dead to me.
Honestly, that was a great post.
*bookmarked*
I don’t like to toot my own horn, Mare, but I think that’s something I’ll be proud of writing for at least the next four years.
“There is no middle.”
I have found that to be true. I, myself, am not a middle of the road type person. It’s either all or nothing. I have also found that trying to be reasonable with the left gets you nothing but the left, John McCain and his fat, twit daughter telling you how you’re an idiot.
“I don’t like to toot my own horn, Mare, but I think that’s something I’ll be proud of writing for at least the next four years.”
It is. You should be kissing your own ass on how accurate your predictions were.
Oh, and I really was very, very hungover.
John McCain and his fat, twit daughter telling you how you’re an idiot.
Heh. Please tell me that you have a hot single sister that likes tall, former Marines.
Or a friend.
Friends are good.
Sean, who do you want to see run in 2012?
Mesa, you’re too hot and too young for my friends. But hearing it feels good.
I won’t be kissing my own ass.
Not because I was right about anything, but because it probably doesn’t taste good.
Mesa, how about you, how would you like to see run on the R ticket?
Oh, and I really was very, very hungover.
Weren’t we all?
It didn’t get much better after that.
how = who
Sean, who do you want to see run in 2012?
It’s hard to say, and I’m not the kind of person who you should really ask. My emotional choice would be Palin, though I don’t think she should have resigned. I think that if one of the red state GOP Govs can weather the economic storm and pull his/her state out of this with a good economy, that might be a person to look at.
Mesa, you’re too hot and too young for my friends.
Oh, shut up.
I’m only about two or three years younger than you which doesn’t even get you into Cougar zone. I’m sure that you have a couple of friends that would enjoy a night of amazing food, wine and romance.
I’m trying to pull the plug on Detroit and go someplace with beaches. Right now it’s Florida or Texas.
The only thing that scares me away from the islands is whether or not I could make a living there, otherwise, all over it.
It didn’t get much better after that.
Life in the So-Called Space Age
You know what kind of makes me bitter? Is that Obama told the Country upfront who he was, that he wanted to “change” the Country. His wife told us he would force us to change our lives and change history (RUSH had that quote the other day) and yet, 52-53% voted for him.
Intellectually I get that people voted for him because he was :
a)black
b)black
c)young
d) a democrat
e) some thought they could say THEY were part of history or THEY changed history
But it still galls me they went for the obvious fake. A poser, a nothing, a puppet.
on the R ticket?
Way too soon.
But, this is just like the year that the Dems thought no one could run against GWB.
A governor is first choice. Santorum as a Sen, maybe..
Jindall? Too many questions.
I want young and challenged. The party has to break out.
In all my arguments with liberal fucks that can’t lose hold with forty years of backwards thinking — I keep promising them that we are less than a generation away from a young forward thinking conservative revolution and they better start preparing.
My daughter is just twenty one, she survived the hipster and the Clinton years — her generation is not stupid — she and her friends look at Teh One and laugh.
“Most of the kids who are my age and voted for him don’t have jobs.”
I love my daughter.
Life in the So-Called Space Age
Ok, that was funny.
Mesa, although we have a republican governor, this state is STAUNCHLY democratic. In the worst way. Unions are the powerhouse and we are building one of those economic boondogles called light rail. It is projected to cost each citizen $4000. Read that carefully. And of course there will be 600% cost over runs. Hawaii has a state income tax and they are aggressively looking for ways the “rich” can make up any budget short falls.
I have lived in Florida for 14 years and would recommend that to a young, money savvy person. We will probably move to Texas when my younger daughter graduates (like your son, this year). I can’t speak about Texas other than to say there is no income tax and the mind set seems to be compatible with my own.
Having been to Europe, lived and traveled all over Florida and the Carribean, I can say that of those places the beaches/water/air is the best (in my opinion) in Hawaii.
We just don’t want to stay here when our children are on the mainland.
Mare, what they really voted for was:
a) A reality TV show contestant
b) Not George W — for the wrong reasons — and not running
c) MTV
d) Not Hillary Clinton
e) Not John Fucking McCain
That’s something that’s bothered me, too, Mare.
I mentioned it in a dpud post that I can’t be bothered to look up righ tnow, and I’m sure I’m a racist for saying this, but…
If Barack Hussein Obama was Bent Harrison O’Hara and he had the same educational background and work experience, would he have even made it close to the US Senate, much less the leader of the free world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFK1yKfiGo
Aren’t we passed caring if we are called racist, Sean? We will be anyway. You know how many times I’ve mentioned Obama was mediocre at the high school my girls attend(ed).
We don’t know anything about his grades/studies at Occidental. We don’t know about his grades/studies/papers at Harvard. All we’ve been told is that he “organized a community.”
Who gives a shit about community organizing? In my mind, that is code for wasting government grants.
If Obama had been white (hhahahahahahaahah) he would have gotten his ass kicked by the press in order to push Hillary to the forefront.
Sweet dreams, Mesa!
The video is pretentious crap.
My point. With a twist.
Anyway, g’night all.
Pretentious crap is a compliment to that video.
We picked up what you were laying down, Mesa.
(I heard that on a CSI episode)
When he actually sings the song — they don’t suck. The rest is nine minutes of “who gives a shit.”
Just like Obama — not much “there” there.
Shut up and work.
Well, I guess Sean went to bed. DAMN IT, SEAN!!!
Sweet dreams, Seany!
I just got a email that says that I just won one million pounds British sterling.
The guy who sent it to me is named Ngobo.
Sounds legit.
I Didn’t go to bed, Mare, I just went out to have a smoke after watching the 60s most self-indulgent jagoff whine about “The End.”
Yeah, definitely go for it, Mesa.
I just figured out who I want to run for President, Bill Whittle. Seriously, smart, articulate, knowledgeable, young enough and visually pleasing. He is also savvy with regard to the military. I could respect this man as President and Commander in Chief.
Bill Whittle this an official invitation from a real conservative and a former card carrying member of the republican party….please consider running. For us……Bill…..you’re our only hope…..
I just got a email that says that I just won one million pounds British sterling.
Oooh, what a lucky man he was…
(since we’re doing the 60s thing here.)
I just figured out who I want to run for President, Bill Whittle
No, godammit!!!
That guy started Eject! Eject! Eject! after he read all my stuff.
I swear.
Now he’s some smart guy on PJM.
I like him, but he owes me.
Actually, “Lucky Man” was probably from the 70s. Curse my lack of musical-history knowledge!
*Shakes fists at sky*
MAAAAAAARRRRRE!!!!!
Now, Mesa put your ego aside and acknowledge that he stole material from someone we could all like.
Mesa, do you remember when he was doing the fantasy community? It was like he wanted people to get nothing was impossible with the power of the knowledge and ingenuity of the American people.
Bill Whitte is what happens to a smart person who never moves inside the beltway.
Do you really want to do that to him?
Early 70′s music gave me the creeps.
Wow, I used to hang out with this guy.
Ten years ago, he was sort of a big thing.
Took them long enough — http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543525,00.html??test=faces
Congrats Uncle Wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tucker Max? Can you give us background please?
Now, Mesa put your ego aside
Of course.
I loved his early stuff, that was few and far between. He’s brilliant and thinks just like we do.
Now he is playing the media game for profit.
And, barely good enough.
“Bill Whitte is what happens to a smart person who never moves inside the beltway.’
Mesa, that is sooooo true it makes me want to weep a little. I just won’t believe that if Bill went to Washington he would turn into a douche bag like everyone else.
Will you let me have my dreams?
I think he looks good on paper;
smart
conservative
big picture guy
offended by the obvious
able to defend (incredibly well) his position
would look and sound good in a debate
……..
Mare, Tucker Max was an idiot that went out drinking in Chicago and got drunk and picked up women and wrote stories about it.
Most of them horrible, about him and the women. He hung out a lot in my neighborhood. He was actually a big dork — I chased him away a few times.
Here’s how it all started — http://www.tuckermax.com/
Not kidding, I thought everyone forgot about this guy ten years ago.
Some of the stories are funny, most — not so much.
Really early Internet crap — like the beginning.
That’s why he was big — there was nothing else.
Mare, you could say most of those about my favorite guy — Krauthammer.
I wish I had that guy’s mind and thought process, yet he turns to mushy goofiness from time to time because they all live in a bubble.
While we, in “fly over country” and you in “fucking paradise” just try to live life and pay these assholes salaries.
Really bad thing?
I’m in a Tucker Max story.
Just ancillary, but there.
Tucker Max.
Mesa, I read his first entry. That was enough.
Next time you see him, please punch him in the face.
DOUCHE. BAG.
One of the things I found most unintentionally hilarious about Teddy’s various obits was the citation over and over that he’d been one of the longest-serving Senators in history.
A stupid electorate + money goes a long way.
If the MSM had any shame (I know, I know) they’d be all over the idea that a bunch of rumrunners had bought a seat in the Senate for more than half a century in spite of the fact that the people sitting in it were murderers, drunks, and rapists.
Mesa,
beltway= douche way
I take it back — fifteen years ago for the Tucker max shit.
That boca story is older than I am.
And the other guy who’s been holding a Senate seat foreverandevah? A former Klansman.
And the GOP guy what got kicked out? Ted “Bridge to Nowhere” Stevens.
Term limits are looking better and better.
Which has got to be funny if they are selling the movie on college campuses — the guy is as old as I am.
Dane Cook, he is not.
Term limits are the answer.
It killed a TON of corruption in Michigan.
Ended careers of lifelong thieves who made millions over the years.
Makes people move up and out.
Part time legislatures are even better.
Two terms in the house — two four year terms in the senate.
The six year terms are ridiculous — that’s how we get people like Stabenow over and over. She couldn’t even manage a fucking 7-11 and she’s in the senate.
Take away the career aspect and we can actually get people that care about public service — the way it is supposed to be.
We’ve had term limits here in Cali, but it hasn’t killed corruption or stopped the pols from bankrupting us and then some.
Firing squads, on the other hand, might work.
Sleep now. See youse guys tomorrah.
Comment by BrewFan on August 27, 2009 9:24 pm
Buddy just chewed up the house phone. Grrrrrr….
Orders house phone costume to put on BrewFan. Talk about a Win-Win!
Comment by Rosetta on August 28, 2009 1:11 am
Rosie, a bandolier of bullets.
Rocket Chick, will you marry me?
* Puts on French Chapeau *
* Slaps Rosetta on both cheeks with a pair of gloves *
You Sir/Madame are a CAD. Proposing to Ms Romy whilst Ms. Mare is is the house…..
* Stomps off in a CatHuff *
Comment by xbradtc on August 28, 2009 1:20 am
Heh.
Romy uses the “short round”
Don’t tell Ms. Romy, but so does Rosetta…..
Oh, and Congrats Sissy and Bro. We need all the future tax payers we can get now.
True Story.
Wow, this place is so dead, even a Guest Appearance by DinT would help.
Morning everyone. Where’s the coffee Sox?
Slacker cat …
Part time legistlatures is awesome in Texas.
*kicks the cat
Ok, oldest son’s football update:
Yesterday, first real game. He only played the starters. For the whole game. @@. And, about 6 of the guys are both starters on the O and D.
Good fucking grief.
The assistant coach apologized to the guys … saying that they really wanted to start the year out well by winning.
Way to build depth in your team. It’s FRESHMAN football.
Detroit unemployment just under 30%. I h/t Ace, but who knows WHEN he’ll wake up.
“CatHuff”
hahahaha
Carin, that takes all the fun out of it. Back in the olden days, we were a team. Some of us were good players and some were bad players. But we all played.
Morning, ‘tards!
http://dumbassdaily.com/2009/08/video-fox-reporter-gets-dollar-bill.html heh
Car-in: did you post it at your site? If so, I’ll put it on DPUD.
Eddie – Such crass behavior leads me to believe that the “man” is a supporter of Teh Won.
Chief:
Yeah. I may joke a lot about a lot of things, butt hat was uncalled for by that guy
Yeah, I notice that many in our society appear to have been raised by wolves.
The assistant coach apologized to the guys … saying that they really wanted to start the year out well by winning.
So, what that fucking assmunch implicitly told the guys who didn’t play was that he doesn’t believe the team can win if they play. Way to build a team, Shit for Brains. Ask the military guys here how solid teams are built – it’s certainly not by keeping the less-experienced or less-skilled members from participating in meaningful roles.
Oh, and Good Morning, Old People! It’s ripe in here, like old poat and putrescent bondage.
It’s almost time for Rosie’s Whole Hog Friday, ain’t it?
http://tinyurl.com/mczfgo
I did put it on my blog. So all 30 or so readers can see it. I’m an unstoppable force, you see …
Yea, Jazz I thought that too.
Honestly, in today’s “Pay to Pay” days, I don’t think it is really fair to act kids who will never play to subsidize those that do.
I’m all ready for someone to call and ask me to volunteer to do something, when I’ll respond “As soon as my son sees a moment of playtime, I’ll volunteer.”
Of course, I’m already signed up tonight to work concession during halftime of the varsity game.
grumble grumble grumble
act- ask
And, while I totally understand such a dealo for varsity, ’cause then everyone knows what they’re in for.
but Freshman?
Hahahahahahahah!
This reminded me of Star Wars….
OBI-WAN : Strange. The transmission seems to be in good order, but the reading’s off the chart…over two-and-a-half centimenters! Even Master Yoda doesn’t have a teleclitoridienne count that high!
QUI-GON : Yeah, Yoda’s a big pussy.
Cyber-security emergency? FUCK YOU OBAMA.
Cripes. they’re are certainly making a mockery of everything they “stood for” during the Bush administration?
Honestly, in today’s “Pay to Pay” days, I don’t think it is really fair to act kids who will never play to subsidize those that do.
Car in, that kind of talk is prima facie evidence that the coach is unfit for his job. I’m fucking mad as hell about it, and I don’t have a stake in the damn deal. I fucking hate when adults superimpose their own ambition over kids’ learning experiences. That coach deserves a good pop in the beezer.
Awww, fuck. Try it again:
This reminded me of Star Wars…. http://tinyurl.com/mpbrz4
OBI-WAN : Strange. The transmission seems to be in good order, but the reading’s off the chart…over two-and-a-half centimenters! Even Master Yoda doesn’t have a teleclitoridienne count that high!
QUI-GON : Yeah, Yoda’s a big pussy.
*notices red spots on nasty old poat*
*rolls poat over and uses Carin’s hand to rub ointment on bedsores*
Consumer confidence down.
Shocka
crap. My dad is making ham.
When he cooks, there is usually not ONE thing I can eat.
Where the hell is everyone?
Fine, I’m going to make some home made hummus.
You can’t eat ham but you can eat hummus? I thought hummus was really high in calories.
Car-in:
it’s over at DPUD
A clean, fresh-smelling post with boobehs is up.
The last person out of this POS thread please turn off the lights in order to save the earth.
*click*