Which way did he go George?

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. “Which road do I take?” she asked. “Where do you want to go?” was his response. “I don’t know,” Alice answered. “Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.” Poor Alice. Like the rest of us she had [...]

Speaking of furry animals…

…well, Furries, actually, it’s nice that there’s at least one country where they trust people like Xbrad (but, for some reason, not his “pet cat,” Sox) around kids enough to let them appear in commercials with them. I’m speaking, of course, about Japan… And, no, I don’t know what just happened there where some of [...]

Wascally Wabbits

On April 20, 1979 President Carter was attacked by the elusive Swamp Rabbit. Contrary to popular belief, Swamp Rabbits don’t appear thus: Swamp Rabbits are fearsome, slavering beasts with fangs and flared nostrils. It’s only natural that President Carter responded so:

Clintbird Has Birthday, Autographed Photo of Goatse

It’s time for yet another bloody assault with the Hostages Birthday Stick O’ Pain™.  Today’s vicitm is one of the most despised rat bastards in the history of the entire friggin’ webtubes.  Clintbird.  The name alone makes me want to punch babies. You know that Clint is a retarded jackass and probably a cross-dressing goat [...]

Sunday Stercoraceous Surexcitation

Here’s a new poat for you to ruin with your stupid.  When people read your comments, they have this expression. I was reading an article on the stark differences in the perception of Kennedy from the retards on the left and the people that don’t smoke crack on the right.  And this sentence pissed me [...]

Go Read This.

Or don’t. THE RECLAMATION OF INDEPENDENCE [And before someone grumbles about blog whoring, I didn't post it due to complaints about the length of prior posts.   Having said that, I trust that this should be acceptable to even the most ADD/ADHD riddled among us.] [Update: WTFface Jenkins] L to R:  The GED, you

I know what I’m getting for everybody I hate this Christmas

Barry and Ted’s brother shake hands in a “Historic Moment”… RACIST!???? Yeah, probably. Or not. RACIST MUSICAL UPDATE:

So what?

PJ who?

Big Boob Friday™

Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  ZOMG!! TED KENNEDY IS STILL DEAD!!!  Someone please tell me when it’s safe to watch TV again.  Thank you in advance nice person. Last night I went to the Fox theater and saw the stage production of Mary Poppins.  I give it 5 out of 5 bald heads.  It was [...]

Sissy & Bro Make WP A Double Uncle

Make any comments you want below. I’ll make sure Wicked Pinto gets them.