Big Boob Friday™

Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  I trust that none of you will CROSS THE LINE! while on this thread.

I don’t listen to the radio much thanks to the i-Pod and Sirius.  But I was driving around last night listening to FM and heard this song.  It’s kinda old but I had never heard it before nor had I ever heard of the group, Cage the Elephant.  Despite the fact you want to punch the singer, the song’s got good mojo at loud volumes. 

The Rearch Department was tasked with finding a brand spanking new model for you today.  However, while on that errand, they stumbled across a treasure trove of new pictures featuring a former BBF model.  Since the Research Department is kinda lazy, they decided to go with the retread.  You will not be disappointed.

Your model for today was born January 10, 1984 in Prague, Czechoslovakia to an Italian father and Czech mother.  She is a near perfect 5′8″ 120 pounds.  If she would eat an extra bacon cheeseburger every few days, then we would have perfection.  There is some disagreement on the webtubes about her exact measurements but if you average them out you’ll find yourself in the 36G-26-38 neighborhood.  Which is a pretty fucking awesome neighborhood in which to find yourself.

She has a website HERE which is actually one of the better “model” websites I’ve seen.  Although she does appear topless all over the place, she’s not into porn so there aren’t pictures of her with random objects shoved up every orifice which is refreshing.

Now for the two best facts about today’s model.  (1) She speaks seven languages including Czech, English, German and Polish and (2) she’s a friggin’ LUTHERN!!!

A nice round of applause for your model for today, Friday, July 10th, 2009, Jana Defi!!!  YAY!!!

Did you know that on this day…

*  in 1509, John Calvin, Protestant religious reformer and theologian, was born.

*  in 1692, the first Salem witch, Bridget Bishop, was hung which is one major difference between her and compos.

*  in 1856, Nikola Tesla, physicist and coil fetishist, was born.  You are correct, Nikola Tesla is one of the coolest names ever.

*  in 1882, Texas art patron and founder of the Houston Symphony, Ima Hogg, was born.  What kind of asshole parents do you have to be to name your daughter Ima Hogg?  Seriously.  Worst girl name ever.  At least her middle name wasn’t Fat.

*  in 1890, Wyoming became the 44th state.  I like Wyoming because you never hear anything about them.  They’re not an attention whore like New York or California.  Good job, Wyoming.

*  in 1921, middelweight boxing champ Jake LaMotta was born in the Bronx.

*  in 1925, the Soviet Union’s official news agency TASS was established.

*  in 1926, Fred Gwynne was born.

*  in 1928, H. E. Wood discovered asteroid #3300.

*  in 1933, Taiwanese Olympian and member of the Ying-Yang Twins, Chuan-Kwang Yang, was born.

*  in 1943, tennis man Arthur Ashe was born.  Exactly two years later, actor Ron Glass was born.  They always reminded me of each other for some reason.  RACIST!!!!

*  in 1949, Ronnie James Dio was born.  Fun trivia: he’s only 5′4″.

*  in 1965, the Rolling Stones have their first #1, “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction“.

*  in 1985, Coca-Cola announced it will resume selling old formula Coke.  You know a fuck up is bad when after the fact, people believe that it was really a brilliantly conceived marketing plan.  Hahaha.  I wonder who the guy was that thought New Coke was a good idea.

*  in 1989, Mel Blanc, the voice of Looney Tunes, died at the age of 81.

That’s all folks!

If you like to watching the world’s best mixed martial artists roll around on the ground like a couple of homos beat the crap out of each other, this is an exciting weekend.  Tomorrow night is UFC 100 in which THIS MAN will fight THIS HOUSE.  The house’s name is Brock Lesnar.  He is about 6′3″ 270 pounds and he can run a 4.7 40.  Phreak.  Only on PPV.  Order now.

Whatever you have planned, may it be fun beyond your expectations and may God smile on you as you go on your merry way.  Cheers!

Here’s more Jani Defi.  You’re welcome.

You cannot beat the black and white for teh hawtness.

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