I know it’s not politically correct to be a patriot anymore. May we all continue to be politically incorrect.
Thank you to our military, then and now.
This should make all the little baby jesuses tear up.
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Love that story.
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IASO3fDXDU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2A7CziNXQ
Hey PattyAnn, do you care if I do an unrelated update to your poat?
Just found out that a neighbor, friend and a singular character died last year.
http://irishphiladelphia.com/billybriggs
Billy was a guy you didn’t forget when he was 12, and his personality, talent and love for people never stopped growing.
Bravo PattyAnn, me and the wife watched it twice.A great memory; a great move on Monday’s part.
Thank you, PA. Outstanding.
Happy Independece Day, BiW.
*lights gross of bottle rockets, throws in BiW’s freezer*
Way to abort the thread, BiW!
Happy 4th!
If I don’t like it, I’ll delete it, REEECola.
MCPO, I’m sorry for about your friend *hugs
Requiescat in pacem Billy
*sets up row of mortars with 1.5 inch shells aroud Rosetta’s patio, and lines the outside of the rows with roman candles.*
(bottle rockets are just plain boring compared to some of the other stuff you can buy here, man-lesbian)
Now don’t light this until it gets dark. And you owe me about $75 bucks.
Billy’s Pub
http://www.thetirnanog.com/
Shit. One of those mortars careened over a few years ago and I jumped in front of the kids… fireball smacked my left thigh and left a good sized burn.
So place carefully kids!
Doesn anyone else hate the new Vlasic pickle commercials where some fat kid bites into a fucking pickle and the sound is so loud that it blows a hole in the TV’s speakers?
Those commercials make me want to tie the Vlasic stork to a chair, douse him with gasoline and fucking set him on fire.
And I was thinking, why the hell is the Vlasic charcter a stork? Here you go.
http://tinyurl.com/l7rl4e
I had one tip over on me last year and blow up on my lawn, Dave. It was really exciting.
And I was thinking, why the hell is the Vlasic charcter a stork?
Well, I’m sure that PJM could explain better than I, but it has to do with that classic story. You know the one.
Boy pursues girl, boy gets pickle into girl, girl gets boy into pickle. Hence the phrase “Giving your wife a pickle tickle.”
The more you know.
Well done, PattyAnn!
Gywenth Paltrow (I don’t care about her enough to check the spelling) can bite me. She talks about how Spain is so great (implication; better than the U.S.), she mentions the buildings in Spain that are “years and years and years old” (yeah, she actually said that). Screw her. The United States isn’t about buildings it’s about the American people and their incredibly ingenuity, generosity and willingness to do the right thing.
Screw her and her stupid name.
bottle rockets are just plain boring compared to some of the other stuff you can buy here, man-lesbian
They’re not boring when you light 144 of them off in your freezer. Ha!!
I wonder why with the basic fireworks you buy 1 and get 8,000 free but if you want to buy a nice fountain or something, those things cost $50.
The cost of materials can’t be that different between the two. Someone ask a Chinese person why that is.
Take that y on incredible, Gywenth and shove it.
In 1974 when I was a senior in high school, we had to stand and talk about our freedoms in American History. A classmate decided to be cool and burned a flag during his spiel. I’m ashamed I didn’t do anything then and I will never stand by and watch anything like that happen again.
If I remember correctly, both the teacher and the student were suspended for a short while.
Rosie look, C’mon just look, you’ll laugh, cereal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dBhbPLm3c
Mare, Gwenyth tends to put the United States of America down at every opportunity. It galls me that she makes so much money off Americans watching her movies. I wish she’d retire permanently to a foreign country and we’d never hear from her again.
*Sneaks up behing Patty Ann and covers both her eyes.*
Guess who!!!!
I can’t believe somebody drank all the beer. BRB
Clint! Happy 4th to you, FIBF. And those weren’t my eyes.
Amen, Sister!
Uh, I know FiGF … but I didn’t want everyone else to know.
Hey, I think I’ll go boils some eggs. Wanna come to the kitchen w/me?
LMAO!!!
Take that y on incredible, Gywenth and shove it.
Hahahaha. She’s a dunce.
Hey Gwyneth, I made something for you.
http://tinyurl.com/l6efrb
deviled eggs? yummy!
Hey, I think I’ll go boil some
eggsmoose cock.There you go.
whatcha doing today rosarium?
HAHAHAHA, Rosie!
Rosie,
Punchline = No guts.
Joke = ???
I don’t know what made me think of this but you want to know how important it is that we have a second amendment?
36 of the 57 states ban or severely restrict the sale of fireworks.
It’s a safe bet that, if not for the second amendment, those same states would ban or severely restrict gun ownership as well.
That’s frightening to consider.
“deviled eggs? yummy!”
Not exactly, Sohos. Patty Ann will explain it when she gets back.
I’m a little nervous about our firework show tonight. Count has a remote control rocket launcher. We tried it out two nights ago and it works like a charm but it is going to be a 3 minute show on a floating dock in the middle of the lake…the fire dept is right across the street from where the party is. Makes me nervous…
Is Jewstin around? I made him something.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3554/3687830984_c0bc095555_o.jpg
whatcha doing today rosarium?
Sitting in my comfy chair, half watching Thunderball on the USA Network, drinking my coffee and talking to some hot chick.
What are you doing?
Did you really make that, Beasn?
Shit. One of those mortars careened over a few years ago and I jumped in front of the kids… fireball smacked my left thigh and left a good sized burn.
Few years back, my son and his friend set one of those off and it fell over. Or maybe it was one of those that you light once and about a dozen rockets fly out. Anyway, I couldn’t move that fast and their parents were even farther away having some beer, and 3 kids got 2nd degree burns…one got it on both her legs and her brother got it on the neck. Yikes.
My son hasn’t set off a sparkler since.
Is that for the moose cock salad, just like Gramma used to make?
I am laying in my bed….hungover, and I have to get up, put on my bathing suit and go pick up 3 of Nina’s friends and go spend the day at a party did I mention hungover? Oh and talking to this hot guy
Beasn, you’re supposed to make the cake, not eat the cake.
http://tinyurl.com/mqv2dx
Did you really make that, Beasn?
Yeah. First attempt at a cupcake critter with modifications. The way they wanted me to make it looked like a retard should make it. I brought one home for my daughter and she didn’t want to eat it. Her and her daddy finally decapitated him this morning.
Jewstin mentioned how much he luuuurrrrved them kind of critters. Not.
I’ve heard that being hungover sucks. Drink some coffee and eat something greasy, soohoo. That will fix you up.
And drink a lot of water today. You know what has a lot of water in it? Beer.
Beasn, you’re supposed to make the cake, not eat the cake.
*takes note of the chickens*
Thanks.
Rosie, the joke = Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? HAHAHAHAHA!
Was that dumb?
Good luck w/gettin up Sohos. Don’t sunburn any important parts today.
Lunch calls.
Later taters, gators, and mastu … uh, never mind.
Yeah. First attempt at a cupcake critter with modifications.
Nice work. That’s a pretty good looking cupcake pig.
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
Haha. I missed this one. Why?
Rosie look, C’mon just look, you’ll laugh, cereal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dBhbPLm3c
There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t even know where to start.
Being hungonver + HAVING TO DO SOMETHING = the big suck
RACIST!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/lvr2a3
* As of this moment I am using bigger point size letters. I cannot see what I’m writing!
You just gotta make sure you plant them there mortar things well. Don’t halfass it.
I recall about 3 weeks ago that being hungover does indeed, suck. Good luck Sohos.
Also the ER is a crappy place to be on July 4th. Good place to measure yourself on the drunk and stupid scale though. HOW DO I MATCH UP?
Now I am craving pickles
Here is a picture of Mare after reading Dave’s comment talking shit about Sarah Palin.
http://tinyurl.com/kod2le
Really? Are you knocked up?
Wait, your body is depleted from some important chemical. Probably salt, but you know what they say about salt….
That is what I said NO JAILS, NO HOSPITALS! Those are the rules
“Good place to measure yourself on the drunk and stupid scale though. ”
hahahahaah, Too true.
The fresh (picnic) ham has been dry-rubbed and is on the grill. Pasta salad made and in the fridge.
Did someone say deviled eggs??
TBoM loved his father but he never felt close…as if he was adopted.
http://tinyurl.com/lxrue2
Nice work. That’s a pretty good looking cupcake pig.
OMG! That is exactly what it is!
You have no idea my obsession with pigs. That is how I described the thing when I brought it home.
bbl
Here is Mare when she reads HOTAIR.
http://tinyurl.com/blxau
TBoM loved his father but he never felt close. . .
HAHAHAHAHA!
Good one, buttknocker!
TBOM’s dad looks a lot smarter than TBOM. Definitely adopted.
Rosetta gets ready to light the fuse, onlookers cheer.
http://tinyurl.com/6kq52h
Golf is a game of skill, concentration and mental toughness.
http://tinyurl.com/ytynr9
Mare and Rosetta go karaoke.
http://tinyurl.com/l3asp7
Today’s contest: Guess how many Indians Rosetta is in this photo:
http://tiny.pl/33f7
Do yall know how stupid I look with this compression sleeve on my leg with a bathing suit and I have on board shorts to cover the skin graph on my thigh…ugh!
Dynamite monkey. Hahahaha.
Dave in Texas in college:
http://tinyurl.com/nnqsec
When does Tat show up and tell me it’s old? I’m old.
hahahahahaha…Rosetta, that is sooooo us!
Do yall know how stupid I look with this compression sleeve on my leg with a bathing suit and I have on board shorts to cover the skin graph on my thigh…ugh!
Send me a picture and I’ll tell you.
Sohos, you are a fortunate lady. I’m going on a boat for the 4th fireworks and I WISH I could fit into my board shorts.
Does everybody still have all their fingers?
If, after playing poker for 15 minutes, you don’t know who the chimp is, you’re the chimp.
http://tinyurl.com/mb9l5q
Mine are a large Mare
Have fun on the boat sister!
The rest of you monkeys have a great day and Happy 4th! xox
“Does everybody still have all their fingers?”
It’s early yet.
RIght back at you, girl!
FROM L to R: TBoM, soohoo, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/mwfpma
Have a great day, sohos!
XOXOXOX
Does everybody still have all their fingers?
No.
Rosetta, did you ever have a Bangcite canon?
What the fuck is this?
http://tinyurl.com/mkzptc
Bangsite
Rosetta, did you ever have a Bangcite canon?
Is that a sex act? I don’t think so. What is it?
Rosie – That is a baby baked into a cake – head first.
porknbessesesessen better not have made that.
Bangsite – Sounds sexy. . . wanna elaborate?
Rosetta, it was the most fun toy for the 4th of July. The goody-two-shoes outlawed it. Probably before your time.
I also liked snakes (another cheap thrill for the 4th) for some reason.
Rosie the punchline was “No guts.”
This is what it looks like. They use to sell them at fireworks booths. At the time they were only about $15.00 I think.
http://www.trainrepairparts.com/images/bigbang_copy1.gif
>> Dave in Texas in college
Hah. I used to smoke one of those before statistics. IT OPENED MY MIND, MAN!
Snakes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aAksyabes
Rosie – That is a baby baked into a cake – head first.
I guess. Weird.
Rosie the punchline was “No guts.”
HAR!! Second grade joke.
Rosetta, what’s the naughtiest thing you did as a kid?
Rosie: “HAR!! Second grade joke.”
Me: “Yep … about my norm.”
OH, MARE!!!
That could be a whole new thread!
Happy 4th Mare!
Thanks, Clint! You too!
This is what it looks like. They use to sell them at fireworks booths. At the time they were only about $15.00 I think.
http://www.trainrepairparts.com/images/bigbang_copy1.gif
Were they big? They must have been for $15. I don’t remember them.
When I was a little girl I used to like the black snakes and the colored smoke bombs. I loved those smoke bombs for some reason. I used to light and throw like 20 of them at a time. It looked like a gay Indian sending smoke signals. Haha.
Mare – Will there be Spam and rice at today’s Independence Day festivities?
Hahahaha. This is what our yard used to look like.
http://tinyurl.com/kwv3sc
They really weren’t that big, but when you’re a kid and you have a CANON and it makes a big bang and blows up G.I. Joe’s, that’s pretty cool.
“Mare – Will there be Spam and rice at today’s Independence Day festivities?”
At every picnic except ours. Good old fashioned grilling. Also, potato salad, watermelon, beer….classic 4th of July fare.
Happy 4th Morons. Did I miss anything interesting?
Rosetta, what’s the naughtiest thing you did as a kid?
I don’t know if this was the naughtiest or not but in 2nd or 3rd grade, some mean girl wouldn’t let me have my turn at kickball so I kicked her in the vajayjay. Hahahahaha.
I got in trouble for that.
Stupid girls.
“Hahahaha. This is what our yard used to look like.”
Gay Indian sending smoke signals…..ahahahahahaah Rosetta’s back yard…hahahahahahah
I think all our yards looked like that. Anyone remember Piccalo Pete’s?
Loved that screaming whistle.
“so I kicked her in the vajayjay. Hahahahaha.”
LOL
You haven’t changed a bit!
it makes a big bang and blows up G.I. Joe’s, that’s pretty cool.
You blew up GI Joe? What were you, some kind of Commie?
Welcome back, xbrad. How’s momma?
BTW, as of Wednesday, I became officially homeless.
When I was a sophomore in HS, Eddie Gaynor and I had Roman Candle wars on the playground at the elementary school. We started out about 15 paces apart and aimed at each other. It was a hoot. . shooting and dodging.
The State Trooper who finally stopped us (someone called in), was trying his best not to laugh. He said he watched us for about 10 minutes first.
You haven’t changed a bit!
Hahahahaha. HAVE TOO!!!
In fifth grade I was sent to sit outside the classroom for talking (falsely accused) and while sitting there I got mad and WALKED HOME.
Once they found me, my dad who was strict but loving got mad but not as mad as I thought because the nun who sent me out was known as a battle ax.
Another example of Mare being stupid as a kid.
Momma’s OK, she just can’t drive.
Opps, not G.I Joe, I meant army men…you know the little ones.
In fifth grade I was sent to sit outside the classroom for talking (falsely accused) and while sitting there I got mad and WALKED HOME.
Hahaha. How far?
About 2 miles, maybe less.
BTW, as of Wednesday, I became officially homeless.
….the fuck?
xbrad, I’m sorry about your situation. What is your next step? Who are you going to bunk with? What’s your attitude at this point?
Lease is up. Can’t keep paying the rent without work.
I never had a Roman candle war. That seemed like a bad idea to me.
What about Sox?
“That seemed like a bad idea to me.”
As a kid, aren’t the bad ideas the best ideas?
Yeah…what are your plans, xbrad?
Sox is OK, he’ll be with my sister.
My plans? I’m unsure. There’s some organizations here that can help out, but apparently I’m pretty far down the waiting list.
That seemed like a bad idea to me.
That’s why you weren’t one of the cool kids with scars and casts!
Is xbrad stuffing his bandana to tie on a stick?
That’s why you weren’t one of the cool kids with scars and casts!
Hahahaha!!!
WAY TO HAVE TWO EYES!!! LOSER!!!!
Can you hang with your sister for a bit?
Xbrad – Time to get out of Cali and find work.
Sorry to hear all this. I didn’t realize you were in such a tough situation, buddy.
Are you on disability or something or can you just not find one of Obama’s “saved” jobs?
xbrad, ask Tushar if he has work at his 7-11 for you. Maybe the late shift?
You light this and MCPO pops out.
http://tinyurl.com/l4aot6
xbrad, seriously, where are you going to sleep?
Can you hang with your sister for a bit?
That’s the lease that expired. She’s gonna have to rent out my room or lose her house.
No disability, just no job.
Shoot, this is awful.
No, it’s distressing, but not awful. Awful is loosing a body part.
Deviled eggs? Actually, my granddaughter and I are making 80 deviled eggs for the family reunion tomorrow. Hubby and grandson are making world’s best banana pudding to take.
And here is clint’s silly joke:
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly. . .
“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She explained, “. . . egg timer’s broken.”
“No, it’s distressing, but not awful. Awful is loosing a body part.”
Good boy, xbrad!
Sweet. Light and GET AWAY!!!
http://tinyurl.com/nhqjoh
She explained, “. . . egg timer’s broken.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
yay! xBrad’s back! I saw Sox earlier and was glad to see him, too.
On the other hand, I’m sitting in a nice comfy starbucks drinking a coffee. And teenage girls in bikini’s are are coming in and getting their coffees. Life could be much worse.
“Sweet. Light and GET AWAY!!!”
I just had a vivid childhood flashback!
“MOM!! JOHNNY IS THROWING SMOKE BOMBS AT ME!!!!!!
She explained, “. . . egg timer’s broken.”
Hahahahahaha. Good one.
xbrad, you earn extra points for your attitude.
xbrad, where are you sleeping tonight?
MOM!!! JOHNNY IS THROWING FIRECRACKERS AT ME!!!!!!
xbrad, I wish I knew how to help you.
Well I hope you can find something, xbrad. Even if it’s not ideal at lease something for the time being to give you money to get a place and eat and buy booze.
Too bad you can’t make money at not being funny.
Hahahaha. Just kidding.
I missed Sox, dammit. How is my cat?
MOM!! JOHNNY IS TRYING TO PUT A LIT SPARKLER IN MY SHIRT!!!
Sox was his normal sweet, charming self. He did say he missed you. And he got all the pills from between the cushions.
Brits!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk
“Too bad you can’t make money at not being funny.”
hahahahaha….sorry, xbrad
^ I’m going to hell. I laughed at it, too.
The only reason I’m here now, healthy, is that I could run faster than my older brother.
I chuckled. But I’m going to hell for scoping out the 16 y/o girl in the bikini at Starbucks.
I laugh at the misfortune of others. . . I read The Hostages.
You look pretty comfy, xbrad. Get a small one for Sox:
http://tinyurl.com/y4xlvb
I laugh at the misfortune of others. . . I read The Hostages.
Hahahaha. What a bunch of rat bastards you all are.
I still say we all need “I Read The Hostages” t-shirts!
Then we all need to meet Jim DeMint at our nearest Sam’s Club and freak him out.
“I laugh at the misfortune of others. . . I read The Hostages.”
That’s a good t-shirt right there.
Batteries are fading fast. I’ll be with Mom a few more days, but can’t stay with her long term. I’d kill her. Or she’d kill me. One or the other.
I’ll figger something out. I’ll try to catch you guys like herpes in a couple days.
Bye, xbrad. We’ll be praying. THIS WILL WORK OUT!
MCPO, Mare and anyone else who likes Palin, go read this
http://bacn.me/8kc
Good luck xbrad. Good job with the lemonade too.
OK, enough of my dragging down the party. You tards ramp up the funneh. And someone be sure to lose either a finger or an eye to illegal fireworks tonight.
PattyAnn, that was just what he doctor ordered. Thank you my dear!
PA I heard that, you funny wicked woman, you.
the
damn it
he doctor
Mare like those exams. “Scoot down, Mare. Scoot down.”
Now who wants an asskicking?
hahahaha…MCPO
I think C3PO is interested in an asskicking.
I think C3PO is interested in an asskicking.
BRING IT!!!
*breaks a beer bottle on the counter*
“Now who wants an asskicking?”
Well, wiser’s not here to defend himself…
The fresh salsa is done, and is so good that 9 out of 10 mexican baby Jesus’ sit up and say “More, please.” in perfect English.
“*breaks a beer bottle on the counter*”
That would make Mrs. MCPO kick his ass with both feet.
Mare, remember that time I went off on pencils? Hahahaha.
We’ll need to do that again soon. You give me an inanimate object and I’ll write a horribly obscene rant about it. That was pretty fun.
Well, wiser’s not here to defend himself…
Oh good. I hate talking shit about people when they’re around.
That was great, and when I said I would ban pencils, Forged got mad that I was asskissing….hahahahahahahaha
Bring you best ass kicking, Rosetta. I haven’t had a chance to say “Thank you, sir, may I have another since I pledged Kappa Delta Xi.
“Oh good. I hate talking shit about people when they’re around.”
hahahahahahahaahah…me too!
“Thank you, sir, may I have another
Used that a lot during Shellback Initiation too.
One time I threw a smoke ball on the roof of our house because I thought it would be cool to watch it smoke on the way down. It rolled into the gutter.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Since it’s the 4th of July, well, how about paper plates or something. Surprise us.
I don’t know, once you said name something I went all blank like.
brb
I don’t know, once you said name something I went all blank like.
I tend to have that effect on women.
I must say that I’m not a big fan of the Pierce Brosnan Bond.
Has anyone here seen the Daniel Craig Bond movies? Teh suck or no?
I tend to have that effect on women.
It’s swallowing their own vomit that gives them that glassy-eyed look.
It’s swallowing their own vomit that gives them that glassy-eyed look.
Why don’t you come over here and say that?
“Has anyone here seen the Daniel Craig Bond movies? Teh suck or no?”
Personally? He sucketh and not in the good way. He’s no Sam Elliott.
Yes Mare, we all know you have nice teeth.
http://tinyurl.com/n35oz5
Personally? He sucketh and not in the good way. He’s no Sam Elliott.
That’s unfortunate. I had heard some good things.
Bond is tough because whoever you grew up watching, that’s who you think of as Bond any new Bond is lame.
Rosetta, here’s my take: The last Brosnan Bond pic? That was mad fun. The first Dan Craig Bond movie? I liked it because because he was written as a brutal, insubordinant, mean son of a bitch, and because that bond chick was hot with the heat of one thousand California suns. I heard the second one sucked like TBom when he discovered that his first girlfreind’s dick was bigger than his.
On MCPO’s front door.
http://tinyurl.com/lfbydy
Bond is tough because whoever you grew up watching, that’s who you think of as Bond any new Bond is lame.
I don’t agree. The only Moore one I really liked was “The Man With The Golden Gun”. Connery is STILL the man.
What was the name of the last Brosnan movie?
And I had heard that as well about the Craig Bond….about it being a more disturbed character. That idea has potential.
Rosie – Don’t get your panties in a twist!
Sox takes his “friends” for a ride. http://tiny.pl/335k
Gotta do some stuff BBL
What was the name of the last Brosnan movie?
Die Another Day. Fun story, cool gadgets, and more T & A than SoHoS and The Count’s “personal home movies”, IYKWIMAITTYD.
And I had heard that as well about the Craig Bond….about it being a more disturbed character. That idea has potential.
“Disturbed” sir???? I resemble than remark, and prefer “Determined” or “Bloody Single Minded”, Sir.
I don’t agree. The only Moore one I really liked was “The Man With The Golden Gun”. Connery is STILL the man.
That’s the answer I want to give because Connery is more of a bad motherfucker than Moore. Moore’s Bond could have potentially be bi-sexual. Hahaha.
But I grew up watching Roger Moore so he’s who I think about as Bond. I saw the Man WIth The Golden Gun at the theater when I was 6 maybe? I don’t think I had ever seen a midget / dwarf / tiny person before that.
Britt Ekland was hot.
http://tinyurl.com/nolt7m
what’s the naughtiest thing you did as a kid?
Your mother.
Brad, call me. I’ve got some ideas and referrals.
Grilling chickens
As I was making the salsa this morning, I was thinking a cilantro/scallion/lime juice marinade for the london broils I’ll grill tomorrow might be really good. Anyone ever tried it?
Brad, call me. I’ve got some ideas and referrals.
I don’t see how you tossing xbrad’s salad will help.
Happy 4th, Warden!!!
BiW, a good homemade salsa works with everything and for every purpose. Might want to ramp up the lime jews for a marinade maybe.
Scallions in salsa is a interesting idea. I have a great salsa recipe but no scallions. Shallots might be good in a salsa as well.
YAY! Happy Independence Day everybody!!!
rosetta, I can’t tell you how many groans I get when I tell your Oompah Loompah orange Jews joke.
I don’t get it. I think it’s hysterical.
*sends a little prayer up to cranky thanking him for passing the gift of thread killing onto me
I love you cranky!!
>> I don’t get it.
You’re not doing it right.
Scallions in salsa is a interesting idea. I have a great salsa recipe but no scallions. Shallots might be good in a salsa as well.
Scallions in summer salsa. Shallots in fall or winter salsa, along with beans.
rosetta, I can’t tell you how many groans I get when I tell your Oompah Loompah orange Jews joke.
Seriously? That joke KICKS ASS!!!!
What are you doing today, pajama mofo?
I like all the Bonds,
Connery was the most believable super agent. Moore could be sophisticated, but I mostly remember the tongue in cheek way he laughed at himself.
I liked Brosnan but he was more of the salesman Bond sort of the Mitt Romney not a spy just a super competent business type.
I have not seen the any of the Craig Bond.
I make all kinds of food but I have never made a salsa. I will have to try sometime.
today I am trying to recover from last night
oh and everyone thinks oompah loompahs are blue
Happy 4th, Vmax!
I have a great salsa recipe in you’re interested.
Are you taking Zeke to see his first fireworks tonight?
“I have a great salsa recipe in you’re interested.”
I’ll post mine if you’ll post yours…
oh and everyone thinks oompah loompahs are blue
You live in a state of idiots.
*lights 10,000 pack of Black Cat firecrackers, throws them in garage*
*lights 10,000 pack of Black Cat firecrackers, throws them in garage*
*shrugs
guess it’s a good thing I’m in the house, huh?
poor garren
I’ll post mine if you’ll post yours…
BiW has one too. Let’s do a salsa post tomorrow.
I feel like giving you a hug today, PattyAnn.
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There you go.
poor garren
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
PTSD.
well see ya everyone. have a fun and safe night
God Bless this great nation of ours!!!
I need to take a nap
Good thing the Founding Fathers didn’t take naps.
Just sayin’.
I live about 6 blocks from the river they float a barge out there and do fireworks from it. I might walk down there tonight, I have not decided. My neighborhood is worse than Ramadi in 2004, so I may not make it to the river, I might see some neighbors display instead.
Zeke notices the pops but does not seen to afraid of them.
Would love to have a salsa recipe post it or email me whatever you think is best.
We’ll do a salsa post tomorrow. I would like to have PattyAnn’s and BiW’s recipe too.
That’s good about Zeke. I was afraid he might freak out with fireworks.
Good thing the Founding Fathers didn’t take naps.
they didn’t hang out with my sister either
Max on his first 4th of July was ok with the pops but freaked out with the whooshes from the bottle rockets, as he got older he could care less. I started training his as a gun dog. He got to love the sound of a gun.
Dog loving the sound of a gun = excellent dog.
Mmmmmmmm Pork product was go-o-ood!
Thanks for the hug and Salsa Recipe post tomorrow will be excellent
Have fun PJ, WW, and GaGa boys!
MCPO, I wish I could eat some of your butt.
Mmmmmmmm Pork product was go-o-ood!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Muslim community for their contributions to our excellent pork products.
Thank you.
I had beef,
But I wrapped it in pork to honor the muslimbs contribution to America (Bacon wrapped fillet and grilled corn on the cob!)
The Muslims that live at the bottom of the hill only had to smell that thing grilling for about 3 1/2 hours.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sing it LOUD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM_BzRdUeU0
I think you should be a good neighbor and offer them a grilled Brat or something, Chief. No reason they shouldn’t enjoy the finer blessings of liberty.
I just emailed the recipe for the salsa I made today, Man-lesbian.
BiW – He’s a Pakistani Officer attending the Army War College. . . hopefully, his classmates invited them to a BBQ with plenty of brats, beer and bacon cheeseburgers!
AWESOME!!!
Do you think anyone told the mooselimbs at the embassy parties that the hot dogs have pork in them? I hope they waited until after they ate them.
Or they could have served them some Nathan’s All-Beef. They are kosher, right?
Well done. Vmax.
Nathan’s and Hebrew National are both kosher.
I think wiser needs to update the ice floe, send me a picture of it, and I’ll look into making a silk screen of it for tees. We may as well boost the hit count while we fly our freak flag.
Which “I read The Hostages” catchphrase should go on it?
Happy 4th little brothers!
“Happy 4th little brothers!”
hahahahaha
I think I am going to take the pups for a walk earlier tonight than normal that way they will not have to put up with as much gunfire / fireworks
Happy Independence Day, fagz!
“Happy 4th little brothers!”
Uh, thanks Dixie. Same to you.
Dixie, I take that back.
Fuck you.
I don’t need people trying to make me feel inadequate. Fuck you.
SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!!!!
What matters is that you are an sensitive, caring and loving person.
I read that somewhere.
What matters is that you are an sensitive, caring and loving person.
heh! . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SIZE DOES NOT MATTER!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/q5xgfq
Hi, Sean! Why do we never talk?
I think we determined last night that it was because I’m a serial killer.
Sean – I think you lack the guile to be a serial killer.
True. I’m more of a spree killer, actually.
I can see that. Rolling through Kansas or Iowa, taking out gas station attendants or families at isolated farms. Then, going down in a blaze of glory while holed up inside a Denny’s with 20 hostages. Yeah, I can see that.
I am watching the Nathans hotdog eating contest and Kobyashi has a new ‘bun’ technique and I am wondering,,,,,, Did MESA sell Kobyashi the buns for his new technique?
Answer plz, thx.
If Sean did it it was because he drove through Kansas and went nuts from the monotony.
Seeen Em did it because BAAAAAAA!!!!sheep!!111!!!!
Heh. I’ve actually been on the longest flat, straight stretch of highway in Illinois, and I didn’t snap then. Nothing but soybeans and sorghum as far as the eyes can see.
The funny thing is, I actually fit the profile of a serial killer to a tee, but I’ve never intentionally killed anything bigger than a spider.
Murderer!!!
fierce
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688008213/sizes/l/
The Dance
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688009187/sizes/l/
I have her right where I want her
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688811568/sizes/l/
Zeke is obviously a vicious killer!
105.
Send beer plz, thanks.
Vmax – She looks like she’s laughing in the last one.
Whispering in your ear
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688015239/sizes/l/
The funny thing is, I actually fit the profile of a serial killer to a tee, but I’ve never intentionally killed anything bigger than a spider.
yet
“Send beer plz, thanks.”
And Ice.
And an IV.
Hi Mare! How’s the 4th in Hawaii?
I think Zeke is cross eyed in this one
Titled Funny Face
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3688812280/sizes/l/
PJM, I’m just about to head out on a boat for 4th of July fun and frolic. Fireworks too.
Sounds like you’re having a good time with your sis and having some “me” time.
Now please go find the box xbrad is sleeping in and give him this package of firecrackers for me.
Can I light the fireworks before I hand them to him?
Well, me time yes, but I do still have the ga-ga brothers with me.
Glad you’re having a great 4th mare!!!
Where are you going in the boat Mare?
“Hi Mare! How’s the 4th in Hawaii?”
Sean, it is absolutely crazy here any time fireworks are available. Usually there is a level of smoke that hovers over the island unless we have strong trade winds.
Hawaii loves fireworks. Individuals (in neighborhoods not open spaces) set off what appears to be large professional level fireworks. This whole island should have burned to the ground years ago.
And they eat Spam and rice with PORK GRAVY!!!!!!
I miss fireworks. We were able to get them all over when I was a kid, but they’ve been illegal here in LA County for years now. Some people still manage to get their hands on them, though.
Hi PJM!
Happy 4th! to you and your horde!
I live in Hawaii Kai. The water is 1/2 a mile away. We just boat out past the little bridge and we’re in the ocean. It takes about 3 minutes to get out there. We anchor, then let the good times roll. They have a huge Muanalua Bay fireworks display at 8:00. That bay is the ocean we get to in about 3 minutes.
Our condo has a dock so our friends are picking us up right here.
“And they eat Spam and rice with PORK GRAVY!!!!!”
And LOTS of bar-b-qued meat products.
Gotta go get a pack of smokes. Brb.
Nice Mare,
I have been out fishing on the 4th, and all up and down the coast one can see fireworks shows it is fun.
But nothing is better than taking a boat out in the river here and being almost directly underneath the fireworks display.
Well howdy vmax and sean and MCPO
Mare- The first time I was on the islands, my pal ordered “plate lunch” for us on the road to the North Shore. I was surprised it came with Spam. rice & gravy and even more surprised when I liked it!
PJM!!! Kiss me you fool!
MCPO, most McDonald’s here serve Spam and Portugese sausage. Also rice.
I have never been in Hawaii Kai,
But I have been to Hanauma Bay I had to drive by Maunalua Bay
My buddy kept his boat in Kāne’ohe Bay
He lived in Aiea and we would take H3 across the island
PJM!!! Kiss me you fool!
who you callin’ foo?
foo
MWAH!
we would take H3 across the island
So…………..there’s another hostages that I don’t know about huh?
Maunalua Bay is right before Hanauma.
MWAH!!!!!!!!!
The Missus just handed me a slice of Boston creme pie. Oh boy!!!
I’m kind of looking forward to my first beer/wine (while floating on an inflatable chair thinking life is pretty awesome even though I’m fat and wearing shorts and a rash guard instead of a hot bikini).
PJM,
In Hawaii Interstates are not interstate,
So they call what we would call a interstate H1 H2 H3 etc
Nice Mare! Get out of the boat and float!
We do not do that.
Should, I will try it next time.
a rash guard?????
“a rash guard?????”
Surfers wear them. To prevent rash from the wax/sand that goes on the board for traction. They are usually UV protection and form fitting.
The rainy season is just getting started here, for the past several years (4 maybe) Bear gets excited with all the thunder. Tonight he is sitting on me because of the fireworks!
By the end of the rainy season thunder does not bother him. But it is a Pain having a 80# Lab crawling in your lap when you are trying to type!
http://www.myrashguards.com/images/rashguards/Mens-Rash-Guard-Royal.jpg
Bear needs comfort from his daddy. Cute.
Max – The puppies seem to be getting along real well.
hahaha, mare……that’s how I’ve been feeling this week…….even the bathing suit part, but other than that, I’m on the top of the world.
The weather has been incredible beautiful…….well at the beach anyways and I’ve been enjoying hanging out with the ga-ga brothers. I do miss pjdaddy because he’s been working non-stop 7 days a week since the fair has started, but today was his last day…….course he may have to work tomorrow because Kelly Clarkson will be there and it might be really busy. Oh joy
Speaking of Bond films Casino Royale is on USA
They are MCPO
Emma is a Doll, I would heartily recommend her to anyone that wishes to adopt a sweet gentle golden shepherd mix. She is a delight
Redhead at night, Sailor’s delight.
Red rash in morning, Sailor take warning.
Red rash in morning, Sailor
take warningquit whoring!!!did i show you this one?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3674100150/
Of course, the store where I buy my smokes didn’t have my brand. Had to pay a buck more for a pack at Sebben-Lebben. Grrrr.
What brand do you smoke Sean?
I like H Uppman or Partagas
But i only smoke 2 a year
I smoke Marlboro Mediums or 27s if they don’t have the former. I hardly ever smoke cigars.
VMax, the missus brought me back a couple o Cuban cigars from Grand Cayman this week.
If it gets below 100 degrees I’m gonna fire one up.
Cigars can kick your ass
I used to date a Phillip Morris rep. I had all the Marlboro’s i wanted, unfortunately I did not smoke more than a cigar or 2 a year
>> Sailor take warning quit whoring!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
When did you get funny?
DiT
I have a box of H Upmans from Cuba and a few others that i bought in the Islands or Canada.
My Humidor is full I stocked up before the tax on Legal stuff, but I still have 2 boxes of Cubans
There are only four people on my block (myself included) flying the flag today. Pathetic.
Sean, we were the only ones in two blocks to fly the Flag today. Pathetic.
Awright, gonna go watch Jeopardy. See you foax later.
I do not have a flag. I need to get one. Most places I go do not sell tem.
When did you get funny?
I picked some up at the store this morning with some eggs and bacon. I’m fresh out now though.
dang, it’s still not dark here yet.
It is dark here. And 95.
*Walks up behind Patty Ann and pats her on the back for doing a good thing today – displaying The Flag.*
Mwah to you, FIGF.
Remember the soldier fighting the Taliban in his pink boxers?
http://my.earthlink.net/article/us?guid=20090704/4a4ee1d0_3ca6_15526200907041277123391
Hi, PJM. How’d the hair turn out?
is this thing on?
dang, it’s still not dark here yet.
you don’t want it to get dark PJ…bwaaahahahaha
BTW…you died in my story…very brutally
Hey TBOM,
have anything beyond getting dragged to death?
How was your 4th?
I could see our flag plus 3 others from my patio.
have anything beyond getting dragged to death?
Still working on it…hopefully have the next part done soon
So I’m watching Neli Diamond sing at the Boston Pops Fourth Celebration right now. Boy has he lost some voice quality!!!!
>> BTW…you died in my story…very brutally
well fuckall. I liked her. Gonna miss her.
Neli = Neil. Damn glasses.
*Gets out hammer. Bangs on top of blog*
Nope, nothing.
Forrest – Killing DiT makes your heart happy doesn’t it?
Forrest – Killing DiT makes your heart happy doesn’t it?
I got close. I had to make the Hostage composite character from the upper midwest
That drives a Vmax from Florida
Why don’t I get to die a brutal death? When’s it gonna be my turn?!?!?! NO FAIR!!!!
spambucket…if anyone is here
Why don’t I get to die a brutal death? When’s it gonna be my turn?!?!?! NO FAIR!!!!
read the comment again knucklehead…it is you…a cop named PJ
oh, I didn’t scroll up.
*claps hands excitedly
SUWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!
Franz looks happy to see the chicks.
well fuckall. I liked her. Gonna miss her.
awwwwwwwww, that’s so sweet of you dave. I was quite surprised more people didn’t pay attention to the photo of me kissing my sister in the post below. I can always count on you dave.
dammit..spambucket again
oh those photos are too precious t-bone!!
Your kids are absolutely adorable!!!
TBom – Great looking kids. . .someday they are gonna kick your ass. Just so you know.
they don’t look at thing like you
someday they are gonna kick your ass.
they tell me that everyday
You dork, he killed you, not me.
And as far as that kissing photo goes, I am nothing if not reliable.
Good Job Tbom
Franz is cool
Forrest – Let me know when you want me to take the photos down.
Thanks MCPO…you can kill them
the photos that is…unless you make house calls…there are days you know
You dork, he killed you, not me.
I know he killed me. That’s why I said it was sweet you were gonna miss me.
sheesh
the photos that is…unless you make house calls…there are days you know
oh boy do I know. Course, things have been relatively smooth around casapj w/out the older two kids.
Forrest – Done.
PJM – The Ga-Ga Brothers behaving themselves? Are they having brother fun . . . you know, beating the shit out of each other?
thanks Chief…and thank you for serving, allowing me the freedom to check out college chicks in bikinis with my boys
I AM NOT SWEET
HAHAHA!
college chicks in bikinis
or, “Why we fight!”
Good night all
Vmax – Goodnight, buddy!
PJM – The Ga-Ga Brothers behaving themselves? Are they having brother fun . . . you know, beating the shit out of each other?
Yes, Garren has mentioned several times how peaceful the house is.
He says, “It’s so nice and quiet w/out Graham and Madeleine around”
*two seconds later
“Can we call Graham?”
Puppies are always unsure of things when the alpha dog ain’t around hon.
Just because. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqaWdkdFb3Y
MCPO, that’s one of my favorites!! I have it favorited on my youtube account. It’s nice to see them having a good time when they’re away from their families.
We have some black and white footage of my dad when he was in the navy when he was about 18 in Greece. It’s kind of cool to see the guys on the ship goofing around.
Groundhog Days during a deployment can bring morale down quickly. Finding stuff to break up the monotony is imperative.
Groundhog Days/?i>
what does that mean?
Like the movie with Bill Murray “Groundhog Day”. Every night he goes to sleep and has to relive the same day, over and over again. It’s a cute movie, you might like it.
Groundhog Day is a great movie because it teaches that there is the hope of redemption for deplorable assholes.
Gives me hope.
oh I love that movie. I get what you’re saying now.
I’m like God. Not “the” God, but a little one!
What is the song playing every morning when Bill Murray wakes up?
Afternoon Delight? Hahahaha
Here it is . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzW_7ANnHZI
I was just kidding, MCPO. But I still didn’t remember it.
Time for bed
Goodnight, you slackers, mappers and firecrackers!
Did I miss anything, FIGF?
Someone better jostle MARE … I think she’s probably been in the sun long enough this afternoon.
*Snif.* Danged ol’ broken blog! *Trundles off the bed, sad look on face.*
I actually thought that song meant he was already in hell.
Gonna expand my veggie garden. Roll the sod over, couple inches of compost, and plant Buckwheat as a cover crop to break up the soil and kill weeds.
Then roll that over and plant Winter Rye. Next Spring the soil will be lovely.
Next Spring I’m going to have quite the big-ass veggie plot.
I’m thinking of raising rabbits, too.
Is there anything more delicious than an eight week old rabbit? I don’t think so, kids.
Kids? Oooooh, baby goats, yum
Wabbits make the most delightful squeal when you slaughter them.
ok, I was not missing my kids till I got sent this
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/happy-independence-day/graham-and-madeleine/
I am now missing my babies
Tell me bout the wabbits george
How dare they look like they’re having fun when you’re not there!
You should punish them harshly for this.
…
ok, I know what makes the tummy ache in a mom, I’m just winging it here. We guys pretty much do that, you know?
I am sure they will be miserable tomorrow. I KNOW IT.
kinda interesting
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6638568.ece
ok, I know what makes the tummy ache in a mom, I’m just winging it here. We guys pretty much do that, you know?
Hah, that’s funny that you said that because I was just thinking I had a pit in my gut.
As soon as they get home, they’re going back in the closet!!! That’ll teach ‘em!
awwwwwww, we missed clintbird!!
>> because I was just thinking I had a pit in my gut.
I know things that many fellers do not, out of mine own experiences and stuff. It’ll be ok mom.
Gonna expand my veggie garden. Roll the sod over, couple inches of compost, and plant Buckwheat as a cover crop to break up the soil and kill weeds.
You should write a poem about that. A really gay poem. Then post it on the internets.
you’re too good dave. I lurves ya
you should dedicate that gay poem to sean
Well, I’ll go back to being a dick tomorrow. Too tired tonight.
you don’t have it in you dave
hey, ix-nay on the ave’s-day ice-nay, itch-bay!
KISS MY ASSNAY
What’s a “nass”?
HAHAHAHAHA.
*rummages through your kitchen for some froot loops
A “nass” is what a mother of four has
The best way to kill a bunny is to lift him up by his cute, fuzzy little ears, and poke your nose on his little pink bunny nose, and say “ooochie coochie coochie”. He might try to nip you so be careful… and when his little wabbit feets start floppin and kickin you just draw the blade across his throat, real sweet-like.
Also I recommend a little mustard in the batter if you decide to fry him up.. takes the gamey taste right out!
and when his little wabbit feets start floppin and kickin you just draw the blade across his throat, real sweet-like.
You have cold, dead eyes, don’t you, dave?
Like a doll’s eyes.
We’re gonna need a bigger poat.
Tell me bout the wabbits george
Cool Steinbeck reference, PJ.
Cool Steinbeck reference, PJ.
What? That’s Bugs Bunny!
howdy how much did you miss me?
Welcome back Sohos! Are ya sunburnt?
nope lots and lots of sunblock…it was a hot mother fucker today though
Hey, sohos. Did you have a good 4th?
Goddamn right it was, 104 here today. I mighta jumped in the pool once or twice to save my life.
Cool Jaws ref, Sean.
Actually, I think you’re supposed to bash bunnies in the skull to kill them. If you hold them up to your face like that they’ll kick you.
And home-grown ain’t gamey. Just garden veg and grains and stuff, yay.
Far from a done deal. There is the husband to
beat down in spiritpersuade.dit made the original Jaws ref. I was just riffin’.
I missed you >< much sohos.
I had an excellent 4th! How about you Sean?
Tommy’s firework show was amazing!!!!!!! The pool felt like a hot bath but the Lake was pretty cool.
>> If you hold them up to your face like that they’ll kick you.
Well then you just show them who’s the boss with that scalpel then honey. The others will write rabbit notes.
“ok guys, don’t kick her. see what THAT shit gets ya”.
I think if you gouge their eyes out first, they can’t see you to kick you.
Had a nice, mellow 4th, sohos. Watched a couple of ballgames, had some 12 yo Chivas, ate some fat, sweet grilled shrimp, and caught some bursts from of a couple of local fireworks shows through the treeline from the back yard.
sounds perfect Sean!
PJM that is not the right amount for missing me so now you must assume the position.
>> I think if you gouge their eyes out first
Okkkkay, you’re sandbaggin. YOU KNOW SOMETHING.
So he did, so he did.
Why am I still awake?
nigh-nigh, shweetees
for pjm
http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/spanking.jpg
goodnight beautiful lauraw
yeah, but Sean’s riff made me laugh
I am off to rest in the arms of Morpheus my own self.
Nite goobers! Boobers, and, uh …
crap, I can’t do it like the Chief.
goodnight Dave
I’m watching the beginning of “A Capitol Fourth,” and Good God, Aretha Franklin (who sang the National Anthem) is FUCKING HUGEMONGOUS.
sohos, I love it whenyou do that to me
KISS ME!!!!!!!
((((((((((MUAH)))))))))))))))))
Nite-nite laura and dave.
*thud*
I guess I too will go to bed…goodnight
I blew so much shit up tonight, and only three thrilling misfires!
People are still shooting stuff off all around us, and it will go on for hours. There is so much smoke outside right now.
G’night sohos.
There are still plenty of ’splosions off in the distance here, too, BiW. And something is on fire nearby. Good times.
sucks being the last comment doesn’t it sean?
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
I’ll help you out PJM.
Let’s play Mad Libs (and, no, I’m not talking about Obama and Pelosi)…
The next person to comment should [verb] Brewfan in the [noun]. Then, as a reward, go ahead and [verb] [your favorite Hostage/Detainee/Captive]’s [noun] for ten minutes.
When you’re finished, feel free to wipe your [adjective] [noun] on Rosetta’s [noun].
[verb] SALT!!!
Easy for you SeaNm. You have opposable thumbs.
The next person to comment should KILL Brewfan in the POON. Then, as a reward, go ahead and BITE SOHOS’ BUTT for ten minutes.
When you’re finished, feel free to wipe your HOT KERRY MARIE on Rosetta’s SWIMSUIT AREA.
FIST SALT!!!