“Nedaa” means “sound” in Arabic and Farsi, and is the name of one of the martyrs of the Green Revolution. Neda Agha Soltan was shot by a Basiji. She was just standing there as people protested. Some people have said she was on her way out. She was a student. For no rhyme or reason, she was shot, and died. The video of her martyrdom has made its rounds, and Neda has become not only a symbol of the revolution but, more crucial, a symbol of the heartless oppression of the current Irani regime.
Now the phrase being thrown around is “Nedaa-ye Enghelaab,” which may mean “Neda of the Revolution” or “Sound of the Revolution”.
There’s a haunting tribute to her, entitled “Nedaa-ye Sarzamin”, which may mean “Neda of the Homeland” or “Sound of the Homeland”.
Presenting “Neda-ye Sarzamin” by Anonymous (for obvious reasons) with transliterated Farsi and English translation.
[Length – 3:58 minutes]
Now, some stuff for A Very Important Day coming up:
Presenting: “America the Beautiful” by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
[Length – 3:46]
If you are able to, please show proper respect for The National Anthem. (I cannot hear it or sing it without tearing up.) Please note: the flag being brought out by the athletes was flying over the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.
Presenting the “Star Spangled Banner” by the Utah Symphony Orchestra and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir during the opening ceremonies of the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, UT
[Length – 4:33 minutes]
This Independence Day, be grateful indeed. Be grateful that we have relatively free and transparent elections. Be grateful that we can protest whenever we want – and that this is guaranteed by our Constitution – without being thrown in jail, tortured, our civil records besmirched, student dormitories raided by thugs and students hauled away and not to be heard from or about, or shot by random thugs. Be grateful that we can listen what we want to, say what we want to – where the rabid rightwinger and radical leftwinger are both tolerated by law. Be grateful that religious leaders stay in their churches, synagogues, mosques, and temples rather than lording above us as supreme masters, being unassailable. Be grateful that no one is forced to say that God is Great – we say it when we mean it. Be grateful we can cheer whomever we want, support whatever we want, and not be forced to constantly call death upon supposed enemies. Be grateful that political opponents can coexist without plotting to overthrow or destroy the other. Be grateful for the American spirit which is like a cool breeze wafting over people, enlivening them.
The Declaration of Independence, which we commemorate and celebrate every July 4, is as alive and valid as ever. Let us promote its principles, and support any and all peoples struggling to throw off the yoke of dictatorship, tyranny, and oppression. Such revolutions are almost always bloody, but as Thomas Jefferson said, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is its natural manure.”
We have much to be grateful for. The Green Revolution in Iran demonstrates this vividly. So while we honor the Red, White, and Blue this July 4, let us go green so that we may, in some measure, offer support and assistance to others struggling to breathe free.
God Bless America: my land, your land, our land.
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Avval, ey dustaanam.
Nice job musli.
For a scary brown person.
Brown people are generally scary, but not M’oon.
Now that everyone has followed me to the new thread, I just got back from dinner. By myself. It was awesome. I went to Crawdad’s On The River. They call it that because its called Crawdad’s and its on the River. Nothing like being on the river on a warm summer night. I had a fine shicken/sausage/pasta thingy and a salad. With my dinner, I had 2 Fosters, 1 wheat beer , and two shots of Patron. Nothing like being all alone with a buzz. Who wants to rastle?
M’oon is more like the guy that they describe after digging up a bunch of corpses in his back yard than your typically menacing brown person…
“He was very quiet and always kept to himself. He seemed like such a nice man.”
My boy was a good boy, he wouldn’t do dat!
I went to Crawdad’s On The River. They call it that because its called Crawdad’s and its on the River.
How creative!
Crawdad’s On The River.
Is that on the Delta between Brentwood and Sacto? Damn, that sounds familiar.
JAWS is on,first person just killed, got a little nervous, turned on a light, fuckin fish, man, no arms and they’ll still beat you.
The manager was a stupid and offensive. Just like a Hostage. He was cracking me up. There were three hot waitresses including a ginger. But it was a complete ssausage fest otherwise. Other than the blonde who came in late with her boyfriend. She had nice boobs.
Anyway, who wants to deface public property with me?
Naw, Crawdad’s is right in Sac off Garden Highway. And it’s on the River, in case you missed that.
Did I ever mention, I am a happy, mouthy drunk?
Who wants to steal some road signs?
JAWS is on,first person just killed, got a little nervous, turned on a light, fuckin fish, man, no arms and they’ll still beat you.
I’m pretty sure you’re safe if you’re on dry land. From fish, anyway. M’oon, on the other hand…
“He always bought ice cream for all the children…”
Pippin, here Pippin. Pippin??? Where are you, boy, PIPPIN??C’mon Pippin!!
PJ and one of the Ga-Gas:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
that little boy is flippin adorable!!!
so glad none of my kids knows who britney spears is.
“Get out of the house, Shim! M’oon is calling from your attic!”
Where’s the wimmens? I need to harrass someone.
Did I ever mention, I am a happy, mouthy drunk?
Who wants to steal some road signs?
Sweet! I’m usually a happy drunk too!
Unless I’m not
ALEX?? Alllexx?
There’s no sharks around here, that’s silly.
Where’s the wimmens? I need to harrass someone.
Oh um…….there’s none here. I think they’re all at a knitting circle
OHia, pjm. Seen any good pr0n lately?
I have an attack cat, M”oo”`n is in deep.
Also, nicely done, Musli, but I have to ask; How many fucking languages do you know? By my count you are comfortable with Farsi, Modern Standard Arabic, some other Arabic dialects, an indeterminate number of Hindi dialects, and Merica’Neenglish.
My theory is that you are Majel Roddenberry and the universal translator.
Who wants to steal some road signs?
http://tinyurl.com/qzf8dw
“I think they’re all at a knitting circle”
Great. They can make me a new codpiece. I’ll let you take the measurements.
You all know me, I’ll catch this bird for yaaz. Ain’t gonna be cheap.
Now that everyone has followed me to the new thread, I just got back from dinner. By myself.
pissed your wife off again huh?
it’s really annoying typing on this laptop because one of the ga-ga brothers picked off the backspace key, the enter key, the shift key and one other one…..tabs maybe? what’s in between backspace and enter?
he picked the spacebar and some letters off too, but I was able to find those and put them back on. I wanted to choke him
I think Mussy knows English too Jewstin!
Don’t try to steal this sign:
http://tinyurl.com/dg98qr
Oh yeah, my neighbor’s GP were inadvertantly in the movie, walking on the dock coming off the ferry, two old peoples. They were on vacation. Hi, there Mr and Mrs Boudreau. Comme t’allez vous?
“pissed your wife off again huh?”
That’s the default setting. No, the family went to Tahoe for the week, and I am stuck here working. Damn job.
So, I am wearing balck underwear right now, how ’bout you?
Between backspace and enter? Backslash, most likely. Tab is on the other side.
PJM, that’ll learn ya not to feed yer kidz some fiber in the diet
Only pussies use tab.
Well, Rich, if you’re really interested I’m going commando.
Mesa would have loved the ginger tonight. She had a great face, beautiful eyes, and a big ass.
“Well, Rich, if you’re really interested I’m going commando.”
You got Arnold Swarzenegger in your pants?
I recommend teh Hanes boxers with Comfort Soft waistband.
And this has suddenly become the worst thread ever.
Black Ralph Lauren briefs.
And fuck you.
You got Arnold Swarzenegger in your pants?
Au natural may have been a better descriptor.
pj- answer the question, goddamm it!
So, I am wearing balck underwear right now, how ’bout you?
None, but I am wearing black cut-off sweatpants
see? I’m so bummed…..sorta, kinda……..my kids and parents are on the way to our family reunion in Oregon right now and pjdaddy is still at work……I wanted to go to the reunion, but driving 24 hours with the ga-ga’s isn’t very appealing and being able to hang out and watch tv w/out the parentals and crank the air is just way too awesome.
Shim, I will remember to give them benefiber to keep them from eating my keyboard
I thought only IBers were filters? Am I at the right adress?
“and pjdaddy is still at work”
I’ll be right over. Should I bring the anal lube this time?
Hostages wear undies?Well i figured the ladies to hold in the lil tube thing with the string. Do they have that on the menu at Crawdaddies fingers on the river?
Well, Rich, if you’re really interested I’m going commando
.I recommend teh Hanes boxers with Comfort Soft waistband. And this has suddenly become the worst thread ever.
HAHAHAHA!
dammit! my backslash is missing!! I was sooo gonna use that just now
Did I mention I’ve had a few drinks tonight?
I’ll be right over. Should I bring the anal lube this time?
That depends, is your butt still sore from last time?
Don’t be too bummed, PJ. I went to a family reunion and spent a bunch of time bullshitting with total strangers.
Enjoy your television and A/C.
Yes, but I am so glad you didn’t use Sean’s rubber fist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe6kGJDGctU
Profit!
Say, who wants to go skinny dippin in my pool? I’ll get the booze.
Enjoy your television and A/C.
I’m a teeny tiny bit scared. This is the first time my kids have ever gone anywhere w/out me. I’ve left them prolly 4 times their entire life and graham is 11.
I watch too many episodes of The New Detectives and Forensic Files. I emailed my dad all these murder cases last night and told him not to lose my kids
yes, we live in the same house, but I still emailed him
well technically we don’t live in the same house, because I’m not in the house
We all know your a garage kind of girl. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
PJM the call is coming from INSIDE the house…..
and hahahahaha Rich is a funny drunk
Oh amd Musli great post
sohos!!!!!! You do NOT understand how mean that is!! I just got finished reading a reworked chapter of t-bone’s book and I kid you not, I’m gonna have nightmares tonight.
I do not see how t-bone’s not gonna be famous when he grows up. He writes reaaaal good like.
I’m seriously freaked out right now
Yeah, Sohos is here! Wanna join the nekketivities?
So, Sohos, you going Arnold too?
I just got finished reading a reworked chapter of t-bone’s book and I kid you not, I’m gonna have nightmares tonight.
So, it’s about sex?
Those shots of Patron are kickin in. I feel hot. Who wants to rub my nipples down with icecubes?
I’LL GET NEKKED*!!!
*Wait. I want the party on. Hand me the parka and mukluks.
PJM
http://tinyurl.com/lzfewa
Blondie, I like that pic, are you and the vamp at a bar drinkingin it?
see how rich is teasing us with the snipples pjm b/c he knows we gets none at home
I’m not a tease. Come on over anytime. I will freely share my snipples.
Rich check for sharks, this shit is serious, this thing is a perfect eating machine, all it does is swim and eat. Cover your hog, at least, you might need that for something.
oh sohos, you’re so right. pjdaddy is the stingiest man in the whole wide world with his nipples. I dont’ get it.
that shit’s WRONG!!!!
Rich that is just mean!
“Cover your hog, at least, you might need that for something.”
I have three kids. It’s job is done.
Who wants to rub my nipples down with icecubes?
Um, nobody. I’ve got some sandpaper, though…
,i.So, it’s about sex?
HAHAHAHAHA!
no
it’s really good though, got a steven king kinda feel to it
http://nathanhenrion.wordpress.com/
you have to get the password from him to read the rest, but it’s worth it if he shares
WTF? not one person on that beach has a tan, who are these assholes, Oh crap, there goin in the water, I wouldn’t, two people and one Pippin dead already.
Wow, my farts have an almost pleasant smell tonight.
I have three kids. It’s job is done
Jewstin might beg to differ.
speaking of gay, I REALLY miss bart
“I’ve got some sandpaper, though…”
No thanks. Don’t wanna deplete your toilet paper supply.
He’s been comenting at Aces a bunch more lately, go get him.
I remember the days when I would show up on random Ace threads and ask Bart how his gay lifestyle was working out. Still makes me smile.
That was fucking funneh, “he made me do it” HAHAHA I ‘d swim with a fin to scare the shit outta people too, and then laugh at their fear.
now I wanna read more of the book pjm…
I remember reading those comments, Dick, that was some funny shit. I like Bart and his comments. I got no prob if he doesn’t like anyone, who cares? It’s not like anyones swapping spit.
hahahaha, shim is pulling a mesa and liveblogging what he’s watching
I remember the days when I would show up on random Ace threads and ask Bart how his gay lifestyle was working out. Still makes me smile.
well I just emailed him and told him that you promised him that sean would give him a blow job if he came back
Shit, if I’m gonna harrass DeMint tomorra, I best slide into the sheets, have fun Y’all.
Well, that is Sean’s official Hostage job , right?
Night shimalimmadingdong.
good night shim
well I just emailed him and told him that you promised him that sean would give him a blow job if he came back
Wait, there’s another Sean who comments here?
Oh, sorry. That’s Sean’s job at Dpud’s. My mistake. He does that here just for fun.
it’s so cute when sean plays coy
sean, will you remind me again what area you’re in?
Who’s Coy?
Roy’s twin
it’s so cute when sean plays coy
Damnit, who is this other guy with my name, and why haven’t I ever seen him here?
hahahaha
keep trying sean………….keep trying
where is you?
I’m in the southeast part of LA County.
The really shitty part?
Nope. A fairly nice part.
k, thanks sean
so you’re close to yorba linda…..no?
now where the heck did my sohos go?
Better than SaCowmento.
oh wait……………you’re in Rio Linda aren’t you?
rush would be proud
nighty night shim!!
Yeah, I’m fairly close to Yorba Linda. Our senior prom was actually held at the Nixon Library.
i gots me some friends there……….pjdaddy’s goodest friends in fact
k, I’m audi 500
oh and you know what? whoever told me it’s not audi 500 is like soooo wrong, cuz I just looked it up and what do you know? uh huh, check it
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Audi%20500
Rio Linda is just down the road from me.
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT RIO LINDA!!!!!!!
nevermind, there’s more hits on this one
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Audi%205000
DAMMIT!
Night pj- thanks for the nekked pics.
Wow, that was the most cavernous hooha i’ve ever seen
Yeah, I was the one who told you that you were wrong, and so is the anonymous dumbass at urbandictionary. Uh huh. Check it…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Audi%205000
sorry pjm I’m here Count made me go watch this youtube video.
Goodnight girl! I am going back to bed too.
Damn my slow (but right) typing fingers!
“I am going back to bed too.”
Orly?
Wow, that was the most cavernous hooha i’ve ever seen
I don’t think your butthole’s really that big. It’s prolly just the angle you have the mirror
You’re right, I really do have a tiny little unsullied squeekhole. Thanks pj for pointing that out
Hey look what I found.
Hey look what I found.
We’re finally all gonna die!
Rich, stop finding stuff that I already found.
That’s Rosetta’s schtick.
Also, rib cookoff this weekend between me and a Tennessee boy.
Gonna kick his ass.
Baby backs and spare ribs.
Dry rub and wet. Only his third time on the smoker. I think I’m at about three hundred or so.
Southern boy is very adament about not losing to a Yankee in a barbecue contest. I told him to call his grandpa for advice and a shoulder to cry on when he loses.
Someone please buy this t-shirt for Rosetta and send it to his house with no return address — http://www.snorgtees.com/mybutthurts-p-278.html?osCsid=0d60ba4590aab72318080c33534a1a85
I can only surf so much pr0n. I’m going to bed. Later.
Also, anyone who knows what demonoid is, please send me an invite at mesa blue at gmail dot com
no spaces
thx
Oh yeah am really glad that i am in a country were i can express my thoughts…. but thinking of the people’s plight in Iran i feel we are more then responsible for this condition…
I cannot hear it or sing it without tearing up.
I lose it everytime when the national anthem is played by a military band. Especially if they have a trumpet flourish at “land of the free”.
Oh, and nice job, Mushiloon.
Did William just blame us for what is going on in Iran?
Really?
So did we rig the fucking election?
Or maybe it was the CIA’s mind control rays that were responsible for making the people take to the street in protest.
What a idiot!
What a stupid fucking moron!
Yes EVERYTHING in the fucking world is America’s fault.
Seeing as you hate America so much go live with Fidel you imbicile
True Bart story (some of you have heard it, forgive me but I’m LETTING THE OTHERS IN ON IT); met Bart at one of the early moron roundups in 07. Truly nice guy, we had been arguing in comment threads and he didn’t kill me.
When he and ace were standing next to each other talking and drinking, ace reached down and grabbed a handful of Bart’s buttcheek. Gave it a loving squeeze. The expression on his face makes me laugh to this day.
It was really quite subtle.
Before Eddie gets here, let me just say, “no, this was not me.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7iEy5N2z70
Not that I haven’t thought of doing it once or twice though.
By the way, excellent post, Moonpie.
**note to self, no blogging before coffee**
but thinking of the people’s plight in Iran i feel we are more then responsible for this condition…
Does anyone think that there is any possibility that William might deign to return and perhaps outline his (what I’m certain are) unassailable justifications for this opinion?
Oh, wait, what am I saying? He “feels” this. Well, that’s enough for me, then. No support necessary then, Will.
I feel you bro.
Oh, this is funny, about Obama controlling the press. Helen Thomas telling Robert Gibbs, “What the hell do they think we are, puppets?”
Um, Helen, yeah, they do. How’s Obama’s ass taste, bitch? You finally come up for air?
Heh. That newscaster in WB’s link is named Dick Knipping.
When he throws the broadcast to the newschick, she says, “Thanks Dick.”
She ends her story and throws it back with “Dick?”
Helen Thomas telling Robert Gibbs, “What the hell do they think we are, puppets?”
How funny would it have been if Gibbs just said “Yes. And you’ve all proven that time and time again for us over the last year or so and just let me say “Thank you.” Next question?”
There’s a DJ here in CT who goes by the name Dick Hammer.
Not too subtle, huh?
If I was in a position to hire someone, I’d give extra consideration to someone named Dick.
Congratulations Dick, you got the job.
I’m back! 3.5 hrs of sleep …20+ hours of driving. But I feel GREAT!
[ thunk, falls instantly asleep on keyboard]
“Get Dick over here, I’ve got a job for him…”
The puppy is the cutest EVER! Oscar is, so far, nonplussed.
I think he doesn’t see the play potential yet.
If I was in a position to
hirereceive someone, I’d give extra consideration to someonenamedwith a big Dick.FTFY ya fag!
Oh, this is not going to go over well with the new owner…
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches.aspx?post=1179340&_blg=1,1179340
Good one Dick.
Watch that second step Tbom, it’s trixy.
http://bit.ly/MY4UG
Car in is very happy to be home at last.
http://bit.ly/4dK9Qf
Ha! That’s pretty close.
Pupster’s hopes to be picked to play are, yet again, soon to be horribly dashed.
http://tinyurl.com/nw272c
Have you settled on a name yet Car in?
Excellent post, Mushliroom.
But you need to spend more time hanging out and commenting. You’ve been a spook of late.
Pupster’s hopes to be picked to play are, yet again, soon to be horribly dashed.
http://tinyurl.com/nw272c
Hahahaha. That picture is hilarious. Nice shoes.
Why Rosetta can’t officiate high school girls volleyball anymore:
http://bit.ly/F1dfF
You’ve been a spook of late.
he has been rather niggardly with his comments, hasn’t he?
he has been rather niggardly with his comments, hasn’t he?
Maybe he’s been hanging out on his porch, spanking his monkey.
Pupster went friggen CRAZY on his Jamaican vacation, mon.
http://tinyurl.com/3f5sqb
hey, leave Mo’on alone…at least until he perfects his new BBQ recipe
I have awaken from my stupor. Yeah alcohol!! Who drew the picture of Obama on my ass while I was sleeping?
Pupster and TBoM’s date didn’t quite go as well as planned.
http://tinyurl.com/mgvtzq
Mo’on has a new girlfriend
Maybe he’s been hanging out on his porch, spanking his monkey.
Perhaps he and his pet bunny have been on vacation, perhaps visiting a jungle or something.
You were pretty funny last night, Penny.
Sometimes getting a little buzz on like that with Han Solo is good for your mental health.
Hahaha. This thread.
http://tinyurl.com/mvlwkg
There is a legendary band in Islamorada that plays at Woody’s named Big Dick and the Extenders, They’re pretty good musically, Dick also does some comedy and allows the drunken crowd come up to the mike and tell jokes. Effen fun place.
Hahaha. This thread.
http://tinyurl.com/mvlwkg
What’s you talkin ’bout Willis?
Sen Jim DeMint @ Noon at Sam’s I’ll be using stomach punches as to not leave marks,h/t for the abusers out there.
But Mare…it’s the rich diversity of cultural differences that make this country so great!
http://bit.ly/J8cBo
“You were pretty funny last night, Penny.”
What, I’m not funny all the time? Is that what your saying?
YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, MAN!!!!!!
CROSSED. THE. LINE.
Car in is very happy to be home at last.
http://bit.ly/4dK9Qf
If that girl was raised off the ground more in the booby area, that could be SOHOS
HAHAHAHAHA!
Check out the Racial Slur Database.
http://www.rsdb.org/
Their tagline: Helping Make the World a Better Place
If that were Sohos, her funbags would have deployed and she would be standing upright without even a scratch. Unfortunately, the funbags did not deploy properly in her earlier accident.
Also, anyone who knows what demonoid is, please send me an invite at mesa blue at
How’s this MF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMellvJbZE
Demonoid?
http://bit.ly/rHIGq
Why is someone so smart and interesting like Muslihoon posting here?
Pupster, tell your sister to stop calling. I’m not interested.
http://tinyurl.com/mkmcyy
“Why is someone so smart and interesting like Muslihoon posting here?”
Pity?
let’s all go out there and make it a great day!
http://tinyurl.com/mnqs83
I just had this conversation with my cat:
“Who’s the sweetest girl?”
“Yes, you’re the sweetest girl!”
“Come here, sweetie and I’ll scratch your chin.”
“Good girl. Who loves the baby?”
Is this a sign I need help?
Well, since you didn’t mention that the cat responded or otherwise joined the conversation, I tink your probably ok.
You need help for other reasons.
Thanks, Rich….wait…what?
Maybe you just missed your cat?
…
What are “the voices” telling you to do right now?
I just had this conversation with my cat:
“Who’s the sweetest girl?”
“Yes, you’re the sweetest girl!”
“Come here, sweetie and I’ll scratch your chin.”
“Good girl. Who loves the baby?”
Is this a sign I need help?
I wonder who will play Mare in the movie.
“What are “the voices” telling you to do right now?”
To punch Barack and Michelle in the penis.
Did they say “penis” or “dick”?
This is important.
Looks like Mare and her cat aren’t speaking.
http://tinyurl.com/n98udr
The racial slur database is going right into bookmarks. Wow.
Jewbacca: Hairy Jews. In reference to the hairy creature Chewbacca from the Star Wars movies.
HA HA HAA HA HAHAHAAAA
Awwww, kitteh luv mare now.
http://tinyurl.com/lh5c5z
My first statement is going to be;
Senator,my name is Shim, why don’t you pull some of that Filipino style politics and go slap Harry Reid in the head. I have had handcuffs on before, they don’t scare ME.
Wiser, those are very cute pictures, I’m going to show Puka.
Wiser, those are very cute pictures,
You mean the cat pics or the ones I sent you personally?
Rowr!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/2513096/Mexican-wrestling-midget-brothers-found-dead-after-hooker-romp.html Rosie & TBOM?
I checked out the racial slur data base and discovered there were a couple of terms used here often that I never bothered to find out what they meant and now that I know I need to take a shower.
The ones you sent personally, I can’t show Puka.
Mare- I like how you named your pussy Puka.
>> The racial slur database is going right into bookmarks.
Lamb Chop?
hahahahaha
Puka. That’s-a what you start-a to do-a when-a you see-a her-a pussy-a. I think it-a might-a be the smell-a.
PJM = Langostina
Unfortunate food product name: Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers.
“Would you like a taste of my Steamer. It’s delicious.”
“Um, no thanks.”
I thought a pooka was that giant invisible rabbit that kept following Jimmy Stewart around?
Hey, we don’t have any maple-suckers hanging around here, do we?
‘Cause I fucking despise those moose-fuckers.
Greetings, all. Would someone untie this rope from my neck and peener?
Well look who’s finally decided to go back to slumming!
Whattup, Jazz? How’s life been treating ya?
Hey, it’s Jazz.
DiT, go on over and help Jazz with his rope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8
But what will they do with poodles now? Maybe they can send them to live with Rosetta.
Lif’e’s okay. My gf got fired lwo months ago, found a job last month, and got laid off on Monday again. I got paid yesterday. I’m flat-ass broke today. Our country is running headlong into socialism and no one will off the socialists. And my wrists, neck, and jewels are all tied up. Life’s dandy! Thanks for axing. How’re things around here?
How’re things around here?
The usual.
Sorry about the wrists, neck and jewels thing. Bet that’s last time you go on a date with Rosetta, huh?
“Poodle” is the French nomenclature for “General Tzo’s Chicken.”
I got paid yesterday. I’m flat-ass broke today.
Oh good. It isn’t Just me.
(and somewhere in the stygian depths under the White House, in a darkened room, in the flickering light of a computer screen, a member of the Obama Economic Advisory Team says “Oh good. Its working.”)
Yeah, BiW – we’re lawyers, too. Just by virtue of our profession, people KNOW we’re dragging down some righteous bank. It really says something when the well-heeled are living hand-to-mouth.
Naw, wiser – Rosie’s good for a reacharound. He’s sweet like that.
wiserbud, you’re soooo 10% off!!
TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY! Hi JIZZ!!! Long time no see!!
Yeah, BiW – we’re lawyers, too. Just by virtue of our profession, people KNOW we’re dragging down some righteous bank. It really says something when the well-heeled are living hand-to-mouth.
Honestly? If I had it to over again, I’d be a plumber or and electrician. Less bullshit, more money.
wiserbud, you’re soooo 10% off!!
You fucking whore. That was uncall—-oh wait.
Never mind.
This Independence Day, be grateful indeed. Be grateful that we have relatively free and transparent elections. Be grateful that we can protest whenever we want – and that this is guaranteed by our Constitution – without being thrown in jail, tortured, our civil records besmirched, student dormitories raided by thugs and students hauled away and not to be heard from or about, or shot by random thugs. Be grateful that we can listen what we want to, say what we want to – where the rabid rightwinger and radical leftwinger are both tolerated by law. Be grateful that religious leaders stay in their churches, synagogues, mosques, and temples rather than lording above us as supreme masters, being unassailable. Be grateful that no one is forced to say that God is Great – we say it when we mean it. Be grateful we can cheer whomever we want, support whatever we want, and not be forced to constantly call death upon supposed enemies. Be grateful that political opponents can coexist without plotting to overthrow or destroy the other. Be grateful for the American spirit which is like a cool breeze wafting over people, enlivening them.
that is like soooooooo good, I’m using it on my facebook page. you rock spook!!
PJ!!!! Now THERE is the love
You said you’d give to me
Soon as you were free
Will it ever be
There is the love…
Hey Jazz
If I had it to over again, I’d be a plumber or and electrician. Less bullshit, more money.
I’ve been trying to supplement my income by selling my love. I don’t know if it’s the economy or my sales skills, but demand is short. I have yet to make a sale.
Hey, VMax. Another name of someone I missed. You don’t have to start out nice, you know. Wiser kinda ruined that whole prodigal-son homecoming thing.
I’ve been trying to supplement my income by selling my love. I don’t know if it’s the economy or my sales skills, but demand is short. I have yet to make a sale.
I know what you mean. I still haven’t managed to land that lucrative writing gig yet. Hell, I’d just be thrilled with one that offered a paycheck.
PJ!!!! Now THERE is the love
You said you’d give to me
Soon as you were free
Will it ever be
There is the love…
sorry muslihoon, I’ve changed my mind. What jazz wrote was SO much better than your little comment that I’m putting his poem on my fb page instead.
it’s how I roll
Shout out to Rich, too.
/This is me getting my vernacular on….
Wiser kinda ruined that whole prodigal-son homecoming thing.
You saying I “Crossed the Line?”™
I’ll give you a quarter to write on my cast, BiW. It’s a paying gig that can pad your resume.
What jazz wrote was SO much better than your little comment that I’m putting his poem on my fb page instead.
Roberta Flack was my muse until you, PJ.
I don’t think jazz knows about crossing the line.
kind of a shame dontcha think?
maybe we should teach that syphilitic BiW fisting whore a thing or two
speaking of syphilitic whore, where has b-rad been?
or not………stupid wiserbud had to leave for lunch
I think B-rad is out in the desert or dessert or someplace.
Naw, wiser, you jealous bastard. You didn’t cross the line, but you’re Towing the Line.
aw, thanks vmax
Is there a story about “Crossing the Line”TM? It’s not going to involve a thermonuclear site breakdown, is it? ‘Cause I’ve got enough drama watching the MJ shiva fiasco.
Wiser, what do you remember what post “Crossing the Line” started from?
Morning pigfuckers. I haven’t got the time to read the lastt 3 days comments. So, who has wiserbud chased away?
I’m feeling rather sated this afternoon after having called another commenter “a cockguzzling shemale who lives to get barnyard gangbanged and to be the pivotman in a Tiajuana chimpanzee bukkake show.” Strikes me as rather poetic right now, but I’m sure that I’ll be totally embarrassed later.
“So, who has wiserbud chased away?”
Don’t talk crap about the Hostage I’m currently ass kissing!
Crossing the Line was spawned from KKA’s last post. I’m too tired to look for it right now.
HI, xbrad. Have you returned from visiting your mother with thoughts of murder and shame?
Thanks, Rich.
Nah, still in the desert. Looks like I’ll be here another two weeks. She’s recovering from eye surgery, and can’t really do a lot.
*wave*
Hi, Mare! I haven’t seen you there lately, but you had a good run a couple of weeks ago at Ace’s. Days’ worth. It was beautifull! I wish I had your flair with language.
oh look! jazz is ass kissing too
I’m not a “pigfucker,” xbrad. I do, on occasion, engage in porcine-assisted self gratification, though.
Only to the women, PJ. Your butts aren’t hairy.
k, I have to make meself a little breaky. I expect you guys to be here patiently awaiting my return
I love the give and take of a good ass kissing.
MOM!!!!
MARE IS TALKING ABOUT RIMJOBS!!!
PJM,s ass tastes like Pepperidge Farms Mint Milano’s.
I hate mint.
But I do like PJ’s ass.
And Mare’s ass tastes like Pinwheels.
Jazz, lemme know when we find a girl who’s ass tastes like beer and bacon.
A testimonial to PInwheels.
Any particular flavor beer, xbrad? Generic “beer” doesn’t do it for me – has to be something meaty, like Beck’s Dark or Guiness or a micro porter or something hearty, not wussified Budweiser. BTW, are all things “weiser” made of wussy? Is “weiser” German for “got a lot of pussy in it”?
Jazz, lemme know when we find a girl who’s ass tastes like beer and bacon.
Try to catch PJM first thing in the morning, before she’s had a chance to hose herself down.
BTW, are all things “weiser” made of wussy? Is “weiser” German for “got a lot of pussy in it”?
It’s that faggotity “e”.
Remove the ‘e’ and it stands for “gets a lot of pussy.”
The German language is so interesting, isn’t it?
I’m not particularly choosy about beer. I’m actually pretty happy with a Bud most of the time.
Having said that, Guinness or Newcastle, or Bass are always a good choice.
And while I’ve never tasted an ass that tasted like beer, I’ve tasted some beers that tasted like ass.
I see I chased everyone off. Just for the record, I’ve been told my ass tastes like Teriyaki chicken with rice and vegetable medlley.
So, you’ve gonna be the crazy cat lady, huh, wiser?
Romy is now following me on twitter. I didn’t know I had a twitter account…
Romy is now following me on twitter. I didn’t know I had a twitter account…
The calls….they are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!
What’s up, Jizz! I figured you were killed by a mule kick to the sternum during a farm rape. Nice to see you around again being an attention-starved douche.
Will you add me as your friend on FaceTwitcherChimpDick?
So, you’ve gonna be the crazy cat lady, huh, wiser?
“gonna be?”
Sure, Rosie. You’ll know there’s a message for you when you catch the moneyshot on the tongue.
It’s good to be back. Just so I know, who am I NOT allowed to ask about? And who’s feeling extra vullnerable? Whose breasts are tender?
Jizz,
You can say what you want to whomever you want.
However, if you CROSS THE LINE you will be berated by wiserbud, kicked in the pussy by TBoM, shot in the kneecaps by Vmax, forced to look at pajama momma jump naked on a trampoline and then left for dead on the side of the road with a sack of potatoes shoved up your ass.
if you CROSS THE LINE
SO, what do ya think about what we’ve done to the place since you went on your little sabbatical? Nice, huh?
Whose breasts are tender?
*sheepishly raises hand*
Be gentle.
Making jokes about Lutherans is, of course, CROSSING THE LINE!
Fuckers.
*looks at Jizz*
Hey! ManFolly is back….cool
*shoots self in the head*
Pupster,
It must be embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a pussy.
http://tinyurl.com/njqdtx
Making jokes about Lutherans is, of course, CROSSING THE LINE!
….from just plain funny to absolutely HIGH-LARIOUS!
You obviously haven’t met that paraplegic amputee TBoM, Rosie. He has no feet to kick with, and he types with a straw that’s stuck in his nose. And I have a set of benoit ass-potatoes – you’re not scaring me.
>> Remove the ‘e’ and it stands for “
getsis a lot of pussy.”You’re conjugating the verb wrong.
pajama momma, are you going to finish giving birth to this one or not?
http://tinyurl.com/kv7488
You’re conjugating the verb wrong.
Spoken like the cunning linguist we all knew you to be.
How do you separate the men from the boys in a Lutheran church?
Lutherans are just funny, like ass-potatoes and the recipe for Michael Jackson-Jim Jones Jesus Juice.
OK, turdburglars, I’m out for the day. I’ll try to stop by in a day or two and check on you. Make sure to clean up any bloodstains.
Mare, kiss PJ and Sohos for me. Use lots of tongue.
I see Hope Network is giving the droolers the afternoon off. Hey, TBoM. Don’t miss your bus.
Poooka meets Eddie
How do you separate the men from the boys in a Lutheran church?
You don’t. You wait ten minutes and the boys fly off the men like corks off champagne bottles.
How do you separate the men from the boys in a Lutheran church?
Garden hose and crowbar?
PJM,s ass tastes like Pepperidge Farms Mint Milano’s.
I know! *giggles
I eat it every day!!
Garden hose and crowbar?
HAHAHAHA!
GardenFire hose and crowbar?Can someone explain something to me…today on the radio they were talking about if a hurricane were to hit Florida in this economy that the insurance companies wont have the money to pay the policy holders…how does that work? Isn’t that criminal? To knowingly take money each month for a policy you knowingly cannot pay?
I eat it every day!!
your ass or milano’s? just askin’
Lutherns believe in “Grace alone!” which means they can basically do whatever in hell they want and still be saved. That’s why casseroles and pedophilia are so rampant in the faith. Sometimes they combine the two and make casseroles out of children.
sohos, come on now.
let’s be realistic
I can’t afford milano cookies every day
Now I want one!
Mint milanos are something of which you can’t eat just one. Matter of fact, twelve in a bag isn’t enough.
Le Petit Ecolier cookies in milk chocolate are the best things in the world and any disagreement marks you for death.
http://www.lubiscuitsna.com/varieties.html
I probably have something insightful to say, sohos, but every time I get serious here, someone poops in my mess kit, so I’m going to leave the brainy stuff to someone with a bigger head, like TBoM or wiser.
Sohos it means their cash reserves are low. How widespread or accurate that is I couldn’t say. They are prohibited in most states (or prohibit themselves usually) from underwriting new policies until reserves have recivered a certain level.
My guess is with Ike ripping Galveston and Houston they wrote a lot of claim checks, and that storm caused severe damage as far north as Ohio. Heavily populated areas cost more money to fix.
Dear Rosetta,
I’m so sorry I missed your birthday. I hope this is a year you can look back on and say, “one of the best!”
You make me laugh every single day and for that I give you sisterly noncreepy kisses and hugs.
Sincerely,
Mare
Because you make me laugh too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDZlH8zCngE&feature=related
Hope you saw plenty of this on your birthday:
http://tinyurl.com/lwstck
You’re a great twin:
http://tinyurl.com/lpol5e
and any disagreement marks you for death.
Those things look like little pieces of art.
I’m actually a toll house chocolate chip person. Oatmeal raisin’s good too, but I dig the chocolate chips best.
so I’m going to leave the brainy stuff to someone with a
biggeregi head, like TBoM or wiseredited for claridty
stupid letter “d”
Disagreeing.
If it takes 4 of em to make a mouthful, they are defective cookies.
They suck.
since Mare is back, can I blame her for AoS crashing?
MARREE!!!
Matter of fact, twelve in a bag isn’t enough.
Pepperidge Farms makes a great cookie, but their packaging, portioning, and pricing sucks. Cookies in a sack? Stupid. Good cookies sold in quantities of 12? Stupid. 12 Cookies for $3.50? Rapacious. Fuck Pepperidge Farms with the Scarecrow’s straw cock.
Those things look like little pieces of art.
Pepperidge Farms art.
I like oatmeal raisin, too, compost. Better than CC even, I think. That’s a recent development. I used to like CC better.
I’m feeling like the whore you brought to your sister’s wedding who ended up rolling around in the parking lot with her dress over her head and showing her crotchless panties.
“since Mare is back, can I blame her for AoS crashing?”
Yes.
Ahhhhhhhh, I get it now. AoS is down, Jazz comes slumming here……
It’s all making sense to me now…..
Bwhahahahahaha! Here’s a GREAT story: http://tinyurl.com/m7oa87 It even has pics for the illiterates among us.
I’m not classy enough for Pepperidge Farm, so I have to eat things like Oreos and Chips ahoy.
YOu know what pisses me off? Their new packaging. They don’t wrap the rows individually anymore. It’s all in a package and gets stale if you don’t eat them all right there on the spot. totally annoying.
k, I’m forcing the ga-ga brothers to go to the beach with me now
No Dave, they are decent sized cookies and the chocolate medallion on top is thick, good quality chocolate.
Dang, I haven’t bought a box in years…
I was here before someone knocked the bottom outta Ace’s, wiser. I missed that distinctive H2 odor.
Jesus Musilhoon, I live in Utah. Why you gotta beat us over the head with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Jizz,
Smell my finger.
Sohos
Specifically in Florida after Hurricane Andrew the big insurance spun off into big insurance company of Florida. To protect the larger company if a expensive storm hit.
To compound the problem insurance rates have skyrocketed with property values. People got tired of 35% increases every year so they complained to the state. The state then denied rate increases to big insurance, so more companies pulled out of the state leaving the state insuring all of the property that was too risky (and expensive) to insure.
I think the state is funded correctly, but with the economy they have no cushion if a big storm were to hit a highly populated place.
Like the banks, insurance companies do not have to have $1 for every dollar of insured value. So in most cases they are adequately funded, but in a worst case they would not have enough reserve for that “black swan” event
Smells like taint, Uni. I’m done playing “scratch ‘n sniff” with you.
but in a worst case they would not have enough reserve for that “black swan” event
That’s why there is re-insurance.
…that distinctive H2 odor.
It’s like cookies and bitterness.
>> they are decent sized cookies and the chocolate medallion on top is thick, good quality chocolate.
I withdraw the charge.
oh and here’s some reading for you so you can have nightmares tonight.
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/predators/ng/call_1.html
it’s a true story
It’s like cookies and bitterness.
Laugh out loud funny, wiser.
JUST like cookies and bitterness.
That’s why there is re-insurance.
A few years ago when we were flush with cash the state did the reinsurance thing with Lloyds of london
I like those chocolate filled sticks.
>> they are decent sized cookies and the chocolate medallion on top is thick, good quality chocolate.
I withdraw the charge.
*calls off hitman*
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5itW64QhaqClSx7DzR4CL78Kxl8NgD99680LO0 Tushar?
PJ, I’ve seen a couple of specials on Ng. I think he was on ID’s “Most Evil,” too. He is a very scary man.
Some Hawaiian Comedy for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ4hFYGVGkw&feature=related
Rap Reiplinger..RIP
I get nervous every time I advertise my special services on craigslist. What if I get someone like him? Sucks yannow
can’t get the kids to go to the beach.
what the hell is wrong with these little freaks? who hates the beach? I’m just gonna have to force them in a little bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MltrnVOG2s
I like those chocolate filled sticks.
Pirouttes? I love’m, too.
I hate the beach, PJ. I’m a light-skinned Irishman. I get sunburned indoors near a window. Honestly, I can think of nothing I’d rather not do more than go to the beach. Well, golfing’s right up there, but the beach has to be the worst.
Why the “Raining Again” link, wiser? I like Supertramp.
“Well, golfing’s right up there, but the beach has to be the worst.”
You are gay?
yeah, garren’s pretty pale. my sister thinks that maybe The Twilight Series would be interested in picking him up an an extra or maybe to play one of the characters when they were a kid. for flashbacks and stuff
k, i’m really forcing the kids this time. little vitamin d won’t kill them
Good afternoon, non-golfing buddies, assholes, sycophants and hangers-on!
“Well, golfing’s right up there”
You pig-fucking communist.
‘Cause it’s fucking raining here AGAIN!!!!!! It has rained every day for about 3 fucking weeks, it seems.
I was supposed to play in an outdoor concert tonight, but I guess that ain’t happening….
non-golfing buddies, assholes, sycophants and hangers-on!
Brilliant synopsis of the Hostage regulars.
Now KISS MY ASS, old man!
All right – I’ll cop to the pig fucking. “Communist,” though, is a fighting word. What, do I look like the President?
please send rain. ty.
please send rain. ty.
Take all you want. We’ve got plenty to spare.
And you bastards are calling ME gay because I hate golf? What is golf? It’s an excuse for a bunch of guys to go for a long walk in the park with their special golf friends and play with their “putters.” Fuck you very much, faggots. I’m NOT the gay one here.
I can’t tell the two of you apart: http://tinyurl.com/lfstyg
Mare,
You ever listen do Rap, old school Hawaiian comedy?
I’m NOT the gay one here.
No, that’s Jewstin.
Dammit, get it straight, man!
My, my, someone’s getting very touchy. Have we hit a nerve? Should we send Rosie in to do a sniff test?
Shit, sorry about posting the video like that.
It’s funny though if you want to watch it.
Hey Jazz. Bart thinks you’re hawwt. Go talk to him real sweetlike.
All things come in threes. If you hate the beach and golf, you love the cock.
At least that is what it says in the Bible.
I played golf for quite a long time. I even dated a girl who’s family owned a course, making it very inexpensive to play. I finally realized that I sucked at golf and really started to hate playing.
I haven’t played a round of golf in maybe 6 years. Don’t miss it at all.
Hey Jazz. Bart thinks you’re hawwt. Go talk to him real sweetlike.
Only if he’ll buy me pretty things. I hate to lead him on, though.
If you hate the beach and golf, you love the cock.
At least that is what it says in the Bible.
Dude. You need to cancel your subscription to “Little Boy Blue.”
Anyone got any good and modern music recommendations?
Jazz – Just where the fuck have you been. . . on the Larry Craig “wide stance” tour of the nation’s airports??
Uni – Define “modern”.
>> *calls off hitman*
*swipes your cookies
wiserbud, normally you’re an idiot but I am right there with you on golf. Hate it. Forced myself to play for years, it was miserable. I’d rather slam the trunk of my car down on
myyour dick than play a round of golf.>> Define “modern”.
Anything after your 73rd birthday.
I was supposed to play in an outdoor concert tonight, but I guess that ain’t happening….
I’m sure someone can find a janitor’s claoset for you tuba playing faggots.
wiserbud, normally you’re an idiot
Caaan you feeel the looove tonight….
Don’t drown in a fiery pool accident, Dave.
I’m sure someone can find a janitor’s claoset for you tuba playing faggots.
Clarinet, asswipe, I play the clarinet.
My son plays the tuba…..
uh oh.
Yeah, MCPO, I was. I lingered at the MCPO Airdaile Memorial Handicapped Stall (To Accommodate That Extra-Wide Stance) at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, though. It’s obvious the regulars there think a lot of you.
MCPO,
Actually, you usually have great music choices.
Anyone have any recommendations, new or old? I am jonesing for some new sounds.
I’ve never seen such a collection of golf haters. I feel so at home.
Did anyone even look at the pics of that 20 year old kid who got beat the fuck UP my that 72 year old guy?
It’s obvious the regulars there think a lot of you.
That’s it?? That’s what you bring? I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!**
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** Famous Sinatra quote.
EVERYbody hates golf. Some are just afraid to admit it to themselves.
BAsed on what I learned yesterday at AoS, it’s called the Abilene Paradox.
Clarinet, asswipe, I play the clarinet.
So THAT’S the new euphemism for trouser snake?
Michael played the clarinet too.
I’m just sayin. Don’t mean nuthin.
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=13713668&type=track
Something old but mellow
I got
chunksspunk of guys like you in my stool!**ftfy.
Michael played the clarinet too.
So Racal suits were necessary when they were practicing duets?
Michael played the clarinet too.
Oh, so now you’re calling me a Lutheran too????
YOU CROSSED THE LINE, YOU SUMBITCH!!!
I golf about once a year, whenever my Dad invites me. I suck at it and told him that I will take up golf just as soon as I can’t mountain bike anymore.
I enjoy it, a lot, but I suck at it to the point that I know I will have to spend hours and hours practicing to get any better at it. Hours I would rather spend cycling up in the mountains.
Goodness no, I just think it’s nice that you both have another thing in common.
So THAT’S the new euphemism for trouser snake?
Jealousy is not your best color, Blackie.
Goodness no, I just think it’s nice that you both have another thing in common.
Yes, we are both marvelous dancers too.
Ask Mrs. Peel.
What do you like, Uni? I have pretty eclectic taste in music, from Sinatra and Prima to Daft Punk and world beat and everything in between.
Brazilian music: Daniela Mercury “Feijao Com Arroz”
Classic Rock: Burton Cummings “Burton Cummings”
Electronic: Banco de Gaia “Igizeh”
Smart Pop: Candy Butchers “Hang On Mike” (five stars, in my book)
Country: Marty Stuart “The Pilgrim” (country’s version of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”)
Lemme know if you like any of it, I’ll try to find more.
Here’s a sample off that Candy Butchers album. http://tinyurl.com/5zykj9 It’s pop-ish, but it’s smart, not overproduced, and really, really catchy.
Wiser – When I taught Organizational Effectiveness, I used the Abilene Paradox to teach the hazards of group-think in an organization. Prime example; the decision to launch Challenger with the known O-ring problem and cold weather.
Jealousy is not your best color, Blackie.
I think you’re mistaken. I had the good fortune of playing oboe in concert band, and snare/tris/quads in marching band.
known O-ring problem and cold weather.
Sounds like Jewstin on a snow skiing vacation.
I had the good fortune of playing oboe in concert band
Oboe? OBOE???
Now there’s a man’s instrument right there. What’s the matter, your hands too big for the piccolo?
When I taught Organizational Effectiveness, I used the Abilene Paradox to teach the hazards of group-think in an organization.
I did not know there was an actual term for it, but it is rampant in my company.
Wiser – Buy this book for your boss: http://www.amazon.com/Groupthink-Psychological-Studies-Decisions-Fiascoes/dp/0395317045/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1246566181&sr=8-5
Is that where you leave a meeting and everybody knows that what you all just decided to do was retarded, but nobody will say so where it will do any good…i.e, while in the frickin’ meeting?
In case anyone cares, I just got back.
Further, the Brits are lame, we were right to rebel, and the French are much nicer than reputed, so raise a glass to them for helping us rebel when you celebrate on the 4th.
Yeah, i.e. “none of us is as dumb as all of us”.
Mob mentality anyone?
Lauraw’s a witch! BURN HER!
Welcome back, Leon. I agree with both of your assessments.
Jazz,
I will check out the Classic, Electronic, Pop and Country. I am not really into latin sounds.
Uniball, that was kind of cool. How in the world do you find music like that?
Plus the French tore the gold leaf off the walls at Verseille to pay for their revolution after they beheaded the nobles/royals, and sold all the furniture at auction. How awesome is that?
I personally don’t like the idea of burning Lauraw, but if the group thinks it’s a good idea it must be done.
Fucking Obama can fall under that category.
I personally don’t like the idea of burning Lauraw
I’ll happily let her scorching case of herpes do that.
Marre,
Air? They have been around forever. That album is really their best.
Here is another good song that is a bit newer: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=12926913&type=track
They are kind of electronica, not really sure what you can call them exactly.
I LOVE that Air disc, Uniball. One of my favorites. I don’t know if you know any Telepopmusik, but they’re really good, too. This one’s mellow like Talisman:
http://tinyurl.com/2n6jjg
Mare,
did you listen to Rap? Funny stuff!
I miss those old school Hawaiian comedians. One time I was driving through Lake Tahoe and Andy Bumatai was playing. I wanted to see him but didn’t have the time.
Another from Telepopmusik. I like this one even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhFUDFVvs_4&feature=related
Wish I could figure out that free Napster thingy, Uni.
Uni, you should know by now that I am (except for classical) musically inept.
I enjoy Andi Bumatai and he had a talk show that was successful but they moved to the internet if my understanding is correct.
I like rap and I like funny stuff. I like a lot of the music linked here, I just don’t listen to music radio except to maybe run, the beat is motivating and makes me run faster (but I couldn’t tell you the name of the singer/group).
Jazz,
cool, thanks for the link.
I recommended this to PJM and she liked it, so may you: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=12926913&type=track
Here is another great song by AIR, same CD as the other song: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=12926913&type=track
I feel stuck, so thanks for the link.
Lately I have had the Duke Spirit CD Neptune on repeat in my car. I need something new.
Wiser – Buy this book for your boss
Ordered. This should be interesting.
Jazz,
Just go to Free.napster.com type in the band you want, then it pulls up virtually every album and song they made. It is great.
It limits you to 30 songs a month unless you pay 10.00, then they give you more.
Funny, Uniball but Talkie Walkie sounds a little like Bach.
Uni, the links you posted all are the same as the one you posted to Mare. If it’s all Air, I already celebrate their entire catalog, but if it’s not, I’m all ears….
Uni, my daughter liked it too.
Rosie’ll like this, I’m sure, but this is a little more hardcore electronica, Uni. Got a killer groove, though.
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=17261959&type=track
Mare,
Just that one song.
Here is another pretty good Doves song off the new CD: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=27302766&type=track
A great old song, a great running song: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=27302766&type=track
Now there’s a man’s instrument right there. What’s the matter, your hands too big for the piccolo?
Not everyone has the right embouchure necessary to play it…it ain’t something that any sucker who digs the taste of a little wood in their mouth can play, you know, like a clarinet or a saxophone. Besides, who ever heard of a clarinet tuning the rest of the orchestra? You don’t. One, they can’t handle it and two, they are too busy trying to get the stains out of their trousers.
I like Bach.
Crap!
Jazz, this is the other new Doves song that is great: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=27149214&type=track
‘k, I’m outa here, maybe for the entire weekend.
Have a joyous Independence Day, while remembering the sacrifices made by those, like Sonny, who selflessly provided and protected that freedom for us.
Later, ingrates.
Fuck,
My cut and paste isn’t working, or I am failing.
Sorry.
Wiserbud,
Have a great weekend. I am reading Band of Brothers and am sufficiently humbled heading into this weekend.
Some country for Mare: http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=17261959&type=track
Gonna smoke a fattie and pour one out for my homies – BBL
Where did you get back from Leon?
A european tour?
it ain’t something that any sucker who digs the taste of a little wood in their mouth can play
Correct me if I’m wrong here, aren’t oboe reeds actually two pieces of wood tied together?
Hmmmmm….. BiW digs double penetration.
Never heard of the Doves, Uni, but I like’m. Thanks!
Hey, Uni, I liked that last one too!
Funky rock:
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=15198845&type=track
Never heard of Telepopmusik, am listening to it now and digging it.
Where did you get back from Leon?
A european tour?
London and Paris, 4 days each. The “honeymoon” that the wife and I took now that we’re both done with school for awhile. London was neat, but I had more fun in Paris. The cameras all over the place in London made me twitchy.
Nobody loves you like your mama loves you, but who’s lovin’ your mama? I am! I am!
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=27897256&type=track
More electronica: BT “Somnabulist”
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=13669656&type=track
The first song made me laugh, Jazz and the second one made me want to go on a run.
I like it.
How can a people not understand how horrible it is to me “watched” 24/7? I don’t get it.
I personally don’t like the idea of burning Lauraw, but if the group thinks it’s a good idea it must be done.
Well OK, I guess that’s the way to go.
Can I torture her first?
London and Paris, 4 days each.
Did you bring me something good?
This is an odd project. The Bombay Dub Orchestra takes orchestral music, overlays electronic music and sometimes voice tracks, and comes up with something pretty unique. It’s mellow and cool.
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=19937550&type=track
http://www.last.fm/music/Magnet/_/The+Day+We+Left+Town
Ok, the beginning is strange but it takes off. You may have heard it.
The beginning almost reminds me of Disney.
Did you bring me something good?
I’m going to submit a new PoL photo of me eating a pop-tart on the 2nd platform of the Eiffel tower, that do it for you?
“I’m going to submit a new PoL photo of me eating a pop-tart on the 2nd platform of the Eiffel tower, that do it for you?”
I think that’s pretty special.
Mellow Banco cut:
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=19937550&type=track
Beauty and the East had a James Bond feel to it.
Music to run by, for MARE:
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=19937550&type=track
Thanks, Jazz. I likey.
I’m going to submit a new PoL photo of me eating a pop-tart on the 2nd platform of the Eiffel tower, that do it for you?
Aww, just for me? You shouldn’t have.
Michael, of course you can torture her but it must be approved by the Obama administration first.
In case I don’t make it back around these parts this weekend, I hope everyone has a great Independence Day Weekend. Embrace your freedoms, chow down on bbq’ed animal parts, drink lots of booze, and freely grope your significant other.
Happy Birthday, America!
Hello Hostages!
It was, Mare. I ate a mass-produced, untoasted toaster pastry I’d carried across an ocean while gazing down at the Arc de Triomphe from a tower built by the same man that made the Statue of Liberty. It absolutely qualified as one of the more surreal moments in my life.
Did you bring me something good?
Thanks, Chaka Khan.
Aw man. I’m pretty sure that the Obama administration is not going to sign off on the interrogation methods that I have in mind.
I’ll bet I coulda made her confess to sorcery.
Hi, Romy!
Mare what did you think of Louisville?
Just kiddin’ Mare!!!!
How can a people not understand how horrible it is to me “watched” 24/7?
Forgive me, but I don’t get it. Are you at the funny farm or something?
Hey Roamy.
Can I torture her first?
Lutherns. Bringing the auto de fe to an inquistiion near you, HERETIC!!!!
You almost had me, Clint.
You gonna make me dance with you again?
Uni, that Magnet song was pretty good. I’ll check more of them out for sure.
HI, Romy.
Jazz, she’s referencing my London Panopticon vacation.
Hi Lauraw.
“freely grope your significant other.”
I am printing that up and carrying it around like a permission slip all weekend long. She has been exercising every day and is looking pretty damn hot.
Yes, I did kind of comment on something without referencing. I was referring to leon’s stop in London. Cameras everywhere, not good.
Mr. RFH decides to find out what Facechimp is all about, so he clicks on the bookmark, reads for a bit, then turns to me and asks, “Ummmm, Mr. Jenkins?” (Children were present.) The look on his face was priceless.
Hi clint!
OK, bye. Going home now.
Take care sweeties
Jazz,
Very different isn’t it? It starts off strange, has more vocals than most electronica, but has great feel to it.
I actually burned up my allotted music selection at napster so I have to wait a couple of days before I can listen to most of yours. Switch to last.fm if you can. I am liking your recommendations.
I might have to cave in and make a Facechimp page soon.
This poat is slow like a line the airport.
You gonna make me dance with you again?
Hey, that was a mean thing to say!
“Hey, that was a mean thing to say!”
But funny.
Hi, Roamy. You don’t know me, and once you do, you might wish you could travel back in time. Anyway, Hi! I’m trying to help Uniball scare up some new tunes.
Don’t know if you like jazz or not, but here’s half of a cool (if you like jazz) cover of Paul Simon’s “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover.” YouTube doesn’t have the other half, for some reason. The first time I heard it, I was really intrigued because I couldn’t hear Paul Simon’s melody in it and didn’t really like it. So I listened over and over and over, and finally did catch what was going on. It’s one of my favorites now.
A man was told that he had a rare disease and only had two weeks to live. The doctor told him the only cure was he needed to drink some mothers milk.
On the way home he remembered that his long time neighbor was still breastfeeding her child, he decided to approach her.
He told her his situation and asked if he could drink her milk. She said, “well, we know each other really well, and have known each other a long time, I think it will be ok.”
so she sat down on a couch, pulled him over to her, lifted her shirt and he started sucking.
He sucked and he sucked and nibbled and licked. She eventually grew flush and started to become aroused and thought maybe he was getting aroused as well.
She asked him, “um, is there anything else you want?”
He nodded, removed his lips from her nipple, looked her in the eye and said, “You got any cookies?”
Success with DeMint. Wiser, “he’ll read it and take it into consideration.” best i could do man, he had others hand him stuff.He seemed sincere.
Well done, Shim!
Jazz, she’s referencing my London Panopticon vacation.
London…. The town where everyone’s a TV star!
Jazz, I’ve been reading previous comments and I lurked over at the old place off and on for about a year. I also comment occasionally at AoS and IMAO.
I just received a collection of jazz music from New Orleans, haven’t listened to it yet.
Do Lutherans dance? I know that’s why the CRC people don’t drink (it might lead to dancing).
I just received a collection of jazz music from New Orleans, haven’t listened to it yet.
Cool! I love NO jazz. I just love music, period. I don’t know enough about any one genre, though, to be qualified as an expert. I just know what I like.
For Vmax:
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/clips/pam-martin-and-vivas-performance/1131713/
Clint, that was so sweet. Good little Viva.
This was a cool discovery at work today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnWOG8Eoq-8
There is a longer video, but the editing is nauseating. Someone took the 29 still photos of a Russian volcano, taken from the Space Station, and made a movie.
Romy, that was cool.
Uni, this band is called Gomez. Try “How We Operate” from the bottom of the playlist.
Gomez has a REALLY wide spectrum of music. All the members take turns writing songs, and five of them switch out on lead vocals. I really, really like time.
“Girl Shaped Love Drug” will get your feet tapping, too. It’s fucking infectious. Not like wiser-infectious, either.
Uni, this band is called Gomez. Try “How We Operate” from the bottom of the playlist.
http://www.rhapsody.com/gomez
Gomez has a REALLY wide spectrum of music. All the members take turns writing songs, and five of them switch out on lead vocals. I really, really like time.
“Girl Shaped Love Drug” will get your feet tapping, too. It’s fucking infectious. Not like wiser-infectious, either.
Sorry, guys. Amateurish on my part.
For the Hostages wimmens … never judge a book by its cover. Enjoy!
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/clips/kevin-skinners-performance/1131369/
Interesting Clint
Did anyone see the Fab Five cloggers on Americas Got Talent? Them MILF’s from Utah!
New poat. This one’s slower than Uniball learning how to eat with a spoon.
Wow, clintbird. That was cool. That woman was a fucking bitch, though. What a scrunt. Fuck her with the bristly end of Harry Potters broom.