The blockbuster event of the year!*
*I’m too lazy to come up with my own content so I stole this from DoublePlusUndead. Take that you hosers!
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The blockbuster event of the year!*
*I’m too lazy to come up with my own content so I stole this from DoublePlusUndead. Take that you hosers!
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Frist!
We’re completely happy to share our fried shrimp and tengu milk, Jewstin. Even if it isn’t Friday, dammit.
Robogeisha is the last thing man will ever invent.
The whole trailer make perfect sense EXCEPT the bleeding building. Why did they go and lose me with the bleeding building?
made not make (I was thinking in Japanese)
Aw, for fuck sakes.
I need to see this movie.
Okay, ya’ll. My better half is calling, so I gotta go. I’ll be around either later or this w/e. Happy Independence Day. God bless our founding fathers and the men and women who fought with and supported them.
(I was thinking in Japanese)
MATTE!
Aww. Alice, you rained on my parade.
I didn’t rain on it, I sprayed tengu milk all over it.
Now I’m trying to decide where I want to know what tengu milk is.
Tengu milk is at 1:49. Don’t you watch your own posts?!
From the trailer, I’m pretty sure tengu milk is acidic battle-boobie blasts.
Jizz,
Is Gomez a Christian band?
Where = whether.
Mare made me think in Japanese.
A man was told that he had a rare disease and only had two weeks to live. The doctor told him the only cure was he needed to drink some mothers milk.
On the way home he remembered that his long time neighbor was still breastfeeding her child, he decided to approach her.
He told her his situation and asked if he could drink her milk. She said, “well, we know each other really well, and have known each other a long time, I think it will be ok.”
so she sat down on a couch, pulled him over to her, lifted her shirt and he started sucking.
He sucked and he sucked and nibbled and licked. She eventually grew flush and started to become aroused and thought maybe he was getting aroused as well.
She asked him, “um, is there anything else you want?”
He nodded, removed his lips from her nipple, looked her in the eye and said, “You got any cookies?”
Tengu milk is at 1:49. Don’t you watch your own posts?!
Nah. I didn’t even write this one.
Is Gomez a Christian band?
No way. They’re Brits. How they came up with a Puerto Rican name, I’ll never know.
Plan for this weekend:
Hike
Bike
BBQ
Relax
So I was a little grumpy this morning, did I go over the top ragging on William this morning?
I had not had my coffee yet.
Is Gomez a Christian band?
No way. They’re Brits.
I’m under the impression that the two groups have some degree of crossover on a Venn diagram.
Jazz,
I like them a lot! The lyrics had a vaguely Christian theme. I will need to read the lyrics.
Seriously though, great musicians, really good music. Thanks for the tip.
“I’m under the impression that the two groups have some degree of crossover on a Venn diagram.”
Heh!
I shouldn’t say “no way” to the Xtian music question. I’ve been known to listen to Christian music. I just get a little squeamish thinking about the eyes-closed, finger-waiving, feel-good concerts that the term “Christian music” connotes.
Vmax, your comments to William made me respect you even more. I thought it was great!
I’m under the impression that the two groups have some degree of crossover on a Venn diagram.
Brits are DRUIDS! Duh! Stonehenge, anybody? Maypole? Sex on the beach?
‘Sup, Crapweasels?
Jazz, if their eyes are closed, it’s much easier to cop a feel, or steal a wallet.
“‘Sup, Crapweasels?”
For some reason that made me really laugh.
“if their eyes are closed, it’s much easier to cop a feel, or steal a wallet.”
You can even take a shit.
Brits, near as I can tell, laugh at druids the way we laugh at scientologists, up to and including the dork that lives next to Stonehenge (in a camper covered in “give it back!” posters) and calls himself “Uther Pendragon”.
“up to and including the dork that lives next to Stonehenge (in a camper covered in “give it back!” posters) and calls himself “Uther Pendragon”.”
hahahahahahaa….dumbass
Uniball, I first heard Gomez on a Warren Miller soundtrack. It was “How We Operate.” I was hooked. That album, the one with “How We Operate,” it’s one of my favorites, really easy to listen to over and over again.
Seriously, I was trolling for some chuckles with my Puerto Rican comment. One of you fuckers better have laughed.
Jazz,
Do you watch Warren Miller every year?
I have an old friend who was filmed for one of his movies and have skied with some of his crew. They gripe about his son taking over.
Aren’t you in fucknut shithole Michigan?
Where do you go for some sliding?
I try to, Uni. I’m not a skier, but I really love his movies. The scenery and athleticism is amazing, and the editors do a great job of picking the music. His movies are fun. I don’t know much about his son, but Warren has to be in his 80s by now?
Thanks Mare,
It just rubbed me the wrong way
Where do you go for some sliding?
Usually right at the end of my driveway. I never had to get out of my car last year – fucking snow had me sliding all over the place. It was great.
We’ve got a few state-run toboggan runs (at state parks) that are pretty cool. They have a luge-like setup that you can ride a toboggan down. You rip pretty fast on ‘em. There are hills all over, so you can go to city parks (I’m in Grand Rapids, home of Gerald R. Ford) and slide if you want. We have some weak skiing, but Michigan’s more of a boating state; you have to go somewhere else for good skiing.
I’m in MI. I only ski in my car. I’m pretty good, but the IOC refuses to recognize my sport.
Only love
Can make it rain
The way the beach is kissed by the sea
Only love
Can make it rain
Like the sweat of lovers
Laying in the fields.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygOaNo3M_Hw
Where are you, leon? I’m from GR, but my dad’s family is in the Detroit metro area. I spent 10 years there, too, from ‘96-’06.
Stupid Michiganders, stinking up the joint.
Funny thing about your Christian music comment, Uni. The more I think about it, I had the same feeling when I first heard them. Glad I’m not phobic about those feelings, ’cause Gomez is too good to ignore.
Stupid Michiganders, stinking up the joint.
Be careful, Jewstin. Be very, very careful. . .
*narrows eyes and stares*
It’s okay, Jewstin – the cold keeps the stench down.
Sohos, Wiser,LauraW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9mpSsdYgbQ
Someone once said to me, “What the difference between Alabama and Michigan? The temperature. Michigan is Alabama in the freezer.”
Still makes me chuckle a bit.
Aw shit, I love The Who.
Okay. I’m out again. TTYL. Cock- and cooch- punches to everyone.
later
Jazz,
Yea, I don’t care either, good music is good music. I actually really enjoy the uplifting themes in subtle christian music.
We have a party every year at the beginning of the ski season and show a Warren Miller flick. We have a couple of ski/boarder families over and we all eat, drink, and let the kids watch Warren Miller to get amped up. The local theater also shows is newest every year. There is a whole cult thing around his movies.
There are some better ski porn makers who have taken it to the next level. Teton Gravity Research is probably the best. If you can, rent Tangerine Dream. Some of the newer movies are mostly park skiing but many of the park rats are now getting into all mountain skiing.
*narrows eyes and stares*
Careful, Jewstin! You don’t mess with the Master Chief.
He can whip his colostomy bag at you with surprising speed and precision.
Jazz, I’m in Berkeley on the Huron (Ann Arbor). I apparently live about 30min from MCPO’s son (he’s in Canton). I’m originally from just North of Notre Dame, though, and I’d much rather be back over on the West coast.
I like skiing, but I’m not very practiced. I spend most of my time falling down and laughing at myself.
Oh My!
This dude is hostage material.
I laughed till tears ran down my cheeks
It is over at TRO’s place skip the GE thing and read about Mrs Murrys husband
http://reluctantoptimist.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/not-the-railroad-men-of-old/#comments
UNINTENTIONAL PUSH DOWN!!!
Sorry Jew.