Ohai! Welcome to Big Boob Friday. It’s nice to see that you survived the bloodletting this week. And if anyone’s thinking about not commenting here anymore because of that, rub some dirt on it and jump back into the fold. It was just a little “family meeting”.
THIS is why I HATE fake boobs. THIS is why I LOVE Photoshop. Got it? Good.
July 4th is coming up so let’s do a preemptive. If you don’t like this song why don’t you just go ahead and join al Qaeda and move to Afghanistan, America hater. Is there anything kick ass that’s not in this video? Kudos to Metallica for giving up the sample to “Sad But True”. Here’s to a Ted Nugent/Kid Rock ticket in 2012.
We here at the BBF research department were determined to find a new hawt model for you to gawk at today. FIND NEW HAWT MODEL FOR YOU TO GAWK AT TODAY WIN!!!
I have never seen this cute chickadee before and there is literally zero info on her other than the fact that she’s Polish (in other news, dog bites man) and she’s 23. What I particularly like about our new friend is that she’s a ginger. I don’t know that we’ve had a sweet redhead grace this page before and it’s about damn time.
If you want to take bets on how long before mesa dates her and then makes her puke on him, put me down for $20 within the month. Hopefully she’ll do some more modeling in the future and I can find out more bio stuff on her because I know you idiots care about that. Until then, please try not to blow a rod as you feast your eyes on our beautiful model for today, Friday, June 26, 2009, Irynka!! FUCK YOU RONALD MCDONALD!!!!
Nice socks. Seriously. Big boobs and funky socks go well together.
June 26th must be a lucky day. I found no famous people that died on this date. However that may change at the rate we’re going. In any event, some other shit did happen. For instance, on this day…
* in 1819, baseball inventor, Abner Doubleday, was born. I wonder what boys did before baseball. Oh yeah.
* in 1893, Chicago bluesman Big Bill Broonzy was born. Have you ever been to Kingston Mines in Chicago to see some live blues and get hammered? Maybe one of these days we’ll do that.
* in 1900, Dr. Walter Reed began the research that cured Yellow Fever. I actually didn’t know that until I was doing this post. I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!
* in 1909, Elvis’ manager Colonel Tom Parker was born. One of my favorite Elvis tunes.
* in 1917, the first American Expeditionary Force arrive in France during WW I. As a country, France is kind of a douche.
* in 1933, Noriyuki “Pat” Morita was born. Wax off, Danielson.
* in 1942, Larry Taylor, one of the members of Canned Heat, was born. I would have liked to have been a dope-smoking hippie for about a year. Vmax plays a mean skin flute in this video. The lead singer is TBoM.
* in 1945, the U.N. Charter was signed by 50 nations in San Francisco. That was a fitting location.
* in 1955, Mick Jones of the Clash and Big Audio Dynamite was born.
* in 1960, Somalia gained independence from Britain. I bet it will only take them a few years to become an economic powerhouse now that they’ve shed the shackles of British control!!eleventy!!
* in 1964, Zeng Jinlian who eventually became the tallest woman at 8’1″ was born.
* in 1964, the Beatles release “A Hard Day’s Night” album.
* in 1968, Iwo Jima was returned to Japan by the U.S. You’re welcome.
* in 1984, Barbra Streisand recorded “Here We Are at Last” and then ate some oats and a carrot.
* in 1989, Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson marry for the second time. No one will ever be able to explain that concept to me.
This has been a fun week here. Lots of people getting pissed off and whining and crying and calling people names and other jackassery. I for one hope it continues. Know what I’m saying, Assface McDouchebag? Just kidding. Not really. Fuck you.
I have no plans this weekend other than cooking an excellent meal on Saturday, consuming copious amounts of delicious beverages and staying out of the 150° heat. Whatever you’re doing, try not to fuck it up.
Have a great weekend, cool kids. Cheers!
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I’ll go ahead and be first while you remove the rubber fist from your gerbil hole.
No gerbils where I live. You white people are freaks.
I know God loves me, because he gave us redheads.
I asked for a redhead on Wednesday. Did I get one? No I did not. Life it not fair.
Carin, I would be happy to listen to your tales of inequality. Throw on a skort, and bring me a sandwich, and I’m all ears.
Red hair is a marker for mental illness. There’s pale freckly redheads on the Italian side of my family and ain’t a one of them that has kept all the pieces to their board game.
“I asked for a redhead on Wednesday. Did I get one? No I did not. Life it not fair.”
Here ya go.
http://www.vegastripping.com/images/showguide_carrottop.jpg
Well, Laura, all my relationships are dysfunctionalpalooza anyway, so I might as well get some red-hot red-head lovin’ out of ‘em.
Life it not fair.
No shit, since women get half the money, most of the tits, and all the pussy.
“Red hair is a marker for mental illness.”
Hahahahahah!
It’s funnah ’cause it’s TWU!
Red hair is a marker of the cross breeding of Neanderthals & Cro-Magnon man.
Filthy hot, cross breeds!
Red heads are fun for the semi-madness that they bring, but if you want a full-on loon for a girlfriend, date a blonde.
As a blonde, I must say…
umm..
oh, just fuck off everybody.
Hugs
Do not disagree with Laura. Cite: Shirley MacLaine, Susan Sarandon and Marilyn Monroe (you know her as a blond, but she was a natural redhead).
No, Mare! No, Rosetta! NO!
http://www.t-g.com/story/1549895.html
happy trails to you…
Hey, wiserbud, is there wireless at the Vegas airport?
So Roamy. Flying east to home, or west to the islands?
Americano, if I didn’t miss my babies so much, it would be to the islands. $20 backrub sounds REAL good.
Roamy:
Wiser is only aware of the men’s room activities, so you may be out of luck
Ok, they just did a minute of silence in the House for Jackson.
Fuckers.
EVB, hahaha!
Shelbyville? Fuckin’ pikers.
Lemme know when the shit goes down in Springfield.
$20 backrub sounds REAL good.
For $20, I’ll give you a frontrub.
No, Mare! No, Rosetta! NO!
Hahahaha. Assault with a deadly Cheetos. Here is an H2 survey.
Which of the following do you prefer:
(A) the puffy Cheetos
http://tinyurl.com/nsln43
(B) the dense Cheetos
http://tinyurl.com/n4hmzz
(C) your mom
http://tinyurl.com/4trkj6
Please vote.
Yummy redhead.
For $20, I’ll give you a frontrub.
You don’t have $20.
goodnight all. time to pass out.
20 backrub sounds REAL good.
For $20, I’ll give you a frontrub.
Who should be getting the $20?
No gerbils where I live. You white people are freaks.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Racist.
Rosie, nice inclusion of Big Audio Dynamite, although I preferred the stuff on the three albums before ‘The Globe’.
Romy, I’ll hook my ass for $20.
Shouldn’t take more than a couple weeks.
I wonder how the spas and other luxury businesses are doing. The 25 minute massage here at the hotel is $85.
Shouldn’t take more than a couple weeks.
“Who gave you the quarter?”
“All of them!”
Oh, and I did see this from last night
Smooches, hugs and copping a cheap feel right back at ya!
Heh.
Heh. I’ve been telling that joke for 30 years, Romy.
Romy – That joke is older than you!
Romy – That joke is older than you!
I know, that’s why I knew I didn’t have to quote the whole thing.
Chief:
You must have written it if it’s that old.
but not nearly as old as MCPO.
We booked a family holiday up in northern michigan in August. Turns out Kid Rock just booked an outdoor show at the same place and the same damn weekend we are there.
Ever try to put 2 three year old’s to bed while 10,000 toothless rednecks scream that they want to be a fucking cowboy?
^so, you were in PJM’s garage recently?
I wanna be a cowboy bay-bee …
What? So kill me, I like that song.
Forrest – Going to Traverse City?
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/06/26/obamateurism-of-the-day-65/
*curls fingers toward palm of hand and blows very hot air across the tips (that has to be up there with the greatest of puns)
I worked with Ann Margret, she seemed like one fiesty redhead. Sexy as hell in ’98, too. Why she didn’t invite me into her trailer, I’ll never know.RED– HEAD!!!!
Cheeto puffs and awesome on big audio dynamite
TBoM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNzisDsSUs
Cheeto Jesus gets my vote
Better B.A.D.:
http://tinyurl.com/auwjpg
I’ll mourn more when this MJ dies than I have for Mikey Jackson.
Forrest – Going to Traverse City?
Boyne Mtn…though I refuse to call it mountain because there are not mountains here.
TBoM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNzisDsSUs
its not that I have anything against him…its just a matter of time and place. Keep the concerts in the arenas…let me enjoy my kids vacation
Crunchy cheetos.
Roman
Freakin
Holiday
Make sure to do the same soak in ice bath after you get home b/c the plane leg room cramping will trap the swelling and juck blood/ fluid in your feet and lower legs, should be better after two days. 20 on/ 20 off rule,couple times a day if possible. Safe travels.
Romy has cankles!!!
TBoM is having some sexual problems.
http://tinyurl.com/krrbkt
Romy?
http://tinyurl.com/5lrkln
Also, crunchy Cheetos rule. The puffy ones are for losers, wimps and faggots.
Did I kill this thread with just the thought of commenting?
Pretty much. You should just show us your tits instead.
MCPO, whatcha readin’?
http://tinyurl.com/nwkuvu
So crude b-rad, so crude
tsk tsk
hey look!! The Houston Chronicle says cap’n trade is good for us
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/editorial/outlook/6498189.html
personally, I like cap’n crunch
Fiery hot, crunchy Cheetohs are the best. The rest are just Cheese Puffs.
“Under my plan of cap and trade, your electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket”.
- Barack Hussein Obama
“Under my plan of cap and trade, your electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket”.
- Barack Hussein Obama
That’s my new FB status message. woot! woot!
So crude b-rad, so crude
tsk tsk
I thought we decided this wasn’t gonna be a mutual admiration society.
pajama momma, what are you wearing right now? Skort?
PJM – Me too!
ESR usually has very sensible commenters, but some of these bastards need to get fucked with a nail-studded two-by-four.
http://bacn.me/895
Hey! Skorts are good! Those are the only kinda skirts I allow Madeleine to wear on the playground, either that or she’s gotta put on a pair of shorts. Those monkey bars might as well be stripper poles
Is that a real Obama quote? I’d like to put a link to it on CF.
Those monkey bars might as well be stripper poles
That’s where you learned it, huh?
Crap,
where did my lunch hour go!
Anybody that doesn’t like this tune can go lookin for Rosie’s gerbil. E-coustic rulz!! You feelin them lighters, y’all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y7p06f0EWo
okay, the quote and video are on my wall, too,
That’s a great song, Shim.
Here’s a picture of you.
http://tinyurl.com/3bmfjg
That’s where you learned it, huh?
I didn’t have a playground dufus. I had asphault sprinkled with glass shards.
Rosie killed it…
http://tinyurl.com/lrbrxg
It’s really sad when you have html failure on ChimpFace.
“Senator John Kerry makes this joke..I don’t know if you saw this…but he makes this joke saying “Well, shoot, of all the governors in the nation to disappear, too bad it couldn’t have been that Governor from Alaska.”
Well, when he said it he looked quite frustrated, and he looked so sad, and I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say “John Kerry, why the long face?”
- Governor Sarah Palin
I didn’t have a playground dufus. I had asphault sprinkled with glass shards.
Good incentive to not fall off the stripper pole, huh?
Hey pajama momma, whatcha doin’?
http://tinyurl.com/laa3o2
Crunchy Cheetos. THis isn’t even debatable, unless you’re a puff queer or sumpin.
I love Sarah Palin for a lot of reasons. Chief among them is that she doesn’t back down and she isn’t afraid to mix it up, even playground style which I like.
Kerry is such a fucking pussy, I bet Palin could take him in a fistfight.
http://tinyurl.com/2ljqdz
“Hey pajama momma, whatcha doin’?
http://tinyurl.com/laa3o2”
Hey now. That’s not nice. We all know pjm doesn’t have hair on her back. She shaves it every night.
Kerry is such a fucking pussy, I bet Palin could take him in a fistfight.
Kerry is such a pussy that TBOM could take him in a fist fight.
Have you guys met MCPO’s granddaughter?
http://tinyurl.com/lmsfoo
Kerry is such a pussy that TBOM could take him in a fist fight.
Let’s not be ridiculous.
Rosie, like your manparts (such as they are), the link doesn’t work.
I think you mean “slap fight”…
Jean Francois Kerry is such the cavalier, non?
Isn’t my Grand-daughter just the cutest thing!?!
Jean Francois Kerry is such the cavalier, non?
I was reading about this the other day. Did you know that he was in Vietnam?
It’s true!!
I like PUFFY Cheetos!
Bite Me you crunchy munchers!
Did you know that he was in Vietnam?
I’ve got more time on the shitter in war zones than Jean Francois had in Vietnam!
I like PUFFY Cheetos!
Bite Me you crunchy munchers!
HEY!!! Keep your perverted sexual preferences to yourself. Freak.
I’ve got more time on the shitter in war zones than Jean Francois had in Vietnam!
But, but but he got a hangnail on his boat and spent Christmas in Cambodia and stuff!!!!
Rosie, like your manparts (such as they are), the link doesn’t work.
Fucking Commie link.
Here are Paulitics plans for the weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/n4j9uh
Well whaddya know.
NSFW:
She is a real redhead: http://gallery.boobs.pl/irynka/002/015.jpg
Well done Rosetta, I love redheads.
If you enjoy furniture design, check out these cool sofa’s.
http://tinyurl.com/6bufv4
Or is she a redhead? She has the nipples of a redhead, but her brows are not redheaded brows.
Hmmmm.
Huh? Linky no work for me.
Here are Paulitics plans for the weekend.
Isn’t Rosetta generous, sharing these pictures from his private collection with the rest of us?
I wonder if TBoM and Shim were even aware that Rosetta was taking pictures at that party?
I guess what I’m really trying to say here is…Rosetta’s a fag.
Hey rosetta, whatcha doin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIq_hg4J1g&feature=related
From L to R: Rosetta, wiserbud
http://tinyurl.com/cmrwtw
link fail yet again, you big dummy.
Hey rosetta, whatcha doin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIq_hg4J1g&feature=related
How do you always find the brand new videos?!?!11?!?
How do you always find the brand new videos?!?!11?!?
It’s not a video, it’s a live feed from her Dad’s backyard!
Rumor is the energy bill is getting pulled, no vote today. Via NRO
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MThjYWFhY2E1Zjc0ZDNmZTUxMmFhYzVlOTI4MzljMDc=
link fail yet again, you big dummy.
DAMMIT!!! SHIM, QUIT FUCKING WITH MY LINKS!!
From L to R: Shim, wiserbud, Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/m3rtmv
From L to R: Rich, the rest of the world
http://tinyurl.com/25mmc
Rumor is that my nutsack tastes like fudge covered Oreos.
Here are Paulitics plans for the weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/n4j9uh
Holy moly. Guy on the right looks a LOT like my former fiance.
How do you always find the brand new videos?!?!11?!?
Don’t make me pull out my arsenal.
Holy moly. Guy on the right looks a LOT like my former fiance.
MOM!!!!!!! LAURA IS A GAY MAN!!!!!!!
YEAH, I’m on my thirdYeungling black and tan, thank you Pottsville. Wife’s on her way to St.Aug for the weekend education lab, I’m listening to this-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K47W0UTq_9o
“What the hell is wrong with me? My mom and dad weren’t perfect, but you don’t hear no cry ass bitchin from me…OH YEAH!!” Words of wisdom, folks, Rosie knows! My wired neck is doing the Angus, my hair is everywhere. The fun is just beginning. Hope you’re all going to have a great one.
My wife checked in and said ‘crunchy cheetos, the puffs stink’-so cute that she doesn’t swear. Fuckin funny.
Holy moly. Guy on the right looks a LOT like my former fiance.
Okay, why is xbrad commenting under lauraw’s nic?
Don’t make me pull out my
arsenalprolapsed uterus.There you go.
Awww….C’mon!!!!! Somebody Cross the Line already!!!! I’m gettin’ bored here!!!!
Rosetta’s Technology Tips
Don’t ever EVER Google Images “prolapsed uterus”.
Awww….C’mon!!!!! Somebody Cross the Line already!!!! I’m gettin’ bored here!!!
Fuck you, cocksmoker.
Rosetta’s Technology Tips
Got ya hot, huh?
Rosetta’s Technology Tips
Don’t ever EVER Google Images
“prolapsed uterus”.people named RosettaI didn’t even know you could do that to a poodle.
Oh man Carin you should see this redheaded man that just left here.
Hawwwtttt
And so nice, too.
Too bad about the mental illness, but still.
Fuck you, cocksmoker.
You typed that pretty well for chewing on BrewFan’s member at the same time, but I was actually looking for someone who isn’t intellectually stunted to pick up the gauntlet.
I didn’t even know you could do that to a poodle.
Well, usually you have to pet him first…..
Or so I’m told.
DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!!!
but I was actually looking for someone who isn’t intellectually stunted to pick up the gauntlet.
Boy, are YOU in the wrong place…..
Too bad about the mental illness, but still.
Like that ever stopped you! Lauraw’s legs open wider than the locks of the Panama canal. . . and a lot more often!
Where has BrewFan been?
The next person to comment on this thread has to clean wiserbud’s ass potatoes.
me! oh me!
Lauraw’s legs open wider than the locks of the Panama canal. . . and a lot more often!
So, basically, he was fucking goofy?
Damn! Missed it by THAT much!
Hahahahaha!
Fuckers.
The next person to comment on this thread has to clean wiserbud’s ass potatoes.
Okay, now just hold on a goddamned second here…….
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*POP
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Alright, here ya go, PJM. And I want them creamed and buffed with a nice chamois. Chop chop!
b-rad and sean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhQm3_zXUM&;
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Alright, here ya go, PJM. And I want them creamed and buffed with a nice chamois. Chop chop!
That’s Sham-WOW to you!
That’s Sham-WOW to you!
getting reference to classic comedy FAIL!
>> Too bad about the mental illness, but still.
I’m not ill, I’m peculiar.
Did anyone notice the link in the “e” in the word welcome in the opening paragraph of the poat?
Yes. Unfortunately my speakers were set to ‘Break Eardrums’ and I had to abort.
Yeah, but I’m saving my energy to click on something interesting
Did anyone notice the link in the “e” in the word welcome in the opening paragraph of the poat?
I just assumed it was yet another one of your weak attempts to get us to watch the gay porn flick you made in college.
How many times do I have to say “no” to you?
I thought the “e” link to some techno was pretty fucking funny.
Here are wiserbud’s plans for the weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/nznlhw
He’s got skills, I’ll give him that.
Warning: The following youtube link is queerer than Andrew Sullivan’s personal ads, as read aloud by a drunk Mesablue with a falsetto lisp.
Rosetta loves teh techno.
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God asked her what one thing she wanted the most. She said for all the children of the world to be safe. So He killed Michael Jackson.
Rosetta’s plans for the weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/mu9a7o
Seriously, I’ve stood near him and, while I could care less how he does it or with whom he does it, as long as he does it. Long overdue…..
Can anybody identify Rosetta in this video?
http://bacn.me/89c
*Hint – he’s wearing a hat.
Little known fact. Pupster did not become aware of that video by searching YouTube.
He remembered seeing it while clubbing last night and just felt the need to share.
Okay, okay, okay….just what the fuck is going on around here????
What are you lookin at me for?
^because if we look at anybody else here, we turn to stone
MOM!!!! PUPSTER AND JEW ARE TRYING TO GIVE ME TEH AIDS!!!!
^because if we look at anybody else here, we turn to stone
*taps Eddie on the shoulder
What are you lookin at me for?
You just bring it with you everywhere you go, don’t you? You just can’t help it.
Oh you have crossed the line™ now pal.
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God asked her what one thing she wanted the most. She said for all the children of the world to be safe. So He killed Michael Jackson.
Did you just make that up or did you hear that somewhere?
^he’s a lawyer. He can do anything.
Did you just make that up or did you hear that somewhere?
Which answer would make the joke funnier?
^he’s a lawyer. He can do anything.
Its true. I actually pretended to be a decent person when I wrote my latest post last night.
^In that case, you failed.
^In that case, you failed.
Another satisfied customer. What are you doing here anyway, Eddie? Did the petting zoo decide that your floor show was too risque’ for the kiddies again?
Okay bitches. I have a meeting for the rest of the afternoon. Luckily for me there will be booze.
Have an excellent Friday afternoon.
Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic they are planing on melting him down and making legos so kids can play with him for a change.
Did the petting zoo decide that your floor show was too risque’ for the kiddies again?
Yaknow, people get uptight if you walk around the livestock sans pants.
fucking fascists!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Woo hoo — http://www.detnews.com/article/20090626/METRO/906260408/Monica-Conyers-guilty-in-Synagro-bribery-scandal
Q: What;s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong
A: One walked on the moon and the other one fucked little boys in the ass.
Q. Farrah Facet and Michael Jackson are at the pearly gates of heaven. Who gets in first? A. Michael Jackson by a nose….
*holds mirror under thread’s nose…..
Yep. Dead as Michael Jackson…..
TOO SOON FAIL!
*sniiff sniff
Oh, yeah, it even smells dead now….
Oh, Hi Pupster. Didn’t see you there…..
so that’s what that smell was…
Man. It’s about 80 degrees today, sun is shinin’ bright. Good day to not be in the office. If any of the wimmens were around, I’d ask who wants to get drunk and go skinny dippin’. But it’s just you swinging sausages.
Michael Jackson isn’t even 24 hrs. dead and you insensitive pricks are making jokes!!! That’s Crossing The Line!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer. timmy aged 6 and jonny aged 9 are said to be devastated.
Jockeys at Belmont are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
Did you hear about the special Michael Jackson burger at McDonalds? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat between 10 year old buns.
THIS POAT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL!!!
IT’S A CRISIS!!!
*throws $1 trillion at poat*
We need a bigger poat.
You can’t handle the poat!
Only in America!
http://tiny.pl/36ts
I think it’s dead, JIm.
Only in America!
Best MJ joke EVAR!
If I could, I would have a drink.
I’ll raise one for you, Chief, just got in and man it’s a hot muthafucka out there today,Cheers
When are you allowed to tipple again, MCPO?
Oh man Carin you should see this redheaded man that just left here.
Hawwwtttt
And so nice, too.
If you were truly a pretend internet friend, you would have taken a picture.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
Jewstin – sometime in July after some liver function tests. Just a result of some drug interaction side effects.
I swears if I don’t get a redhead on next Wednesday’s HHD … I’ll be garden and period commenting all the rest of the day.
Just saw Transformers totally worth going to see
ugh.
I’m hung like a horse.
Oh, and I drank too much, too
Car-in: gardening in a skort, I hope
You mean, garden commenting in a skort. Sure, if you think it’ll make it better for you guys.
All garden ALL day. Except for brief periods where I discuss various brands of tampons.
I swears. I get my red head or I pull out ALL the stops.
‘cano, did you drink those two glasses of water like I advised you before you went to bed?
here is david with red hair
http://home.claranet.de/kirstenp/moviefaces/actor/d/davidduchovny.jpg
No Carin. I did have half of a diet Pepsi, though. So that’s pretty much the same thing.
it is bright out.
I’m doing HHD again next week, Carin. I’ll do my best to hunt down a ginger.
Car in – Just for you! http://tiny.pl/3672
>> Except for brief periods where I discuss various brands of tampons.
You don’t scare me. I have daughters. I have spent HOURS standing in front of The Wall™ at the drug store with a cell phone in hand.
I have spent HOURS standing in front of The Wall™ at the drug store with a cell phone in hand.
Is it really that hard? Can’t you just look at the price tag and pick the one that says ‘Blue Light Special?’
I just grab a bag of shop towels from the automotive section.
John Boehner is killing on the House floor over Cap & Trade.
Jewstin, so much to learn tsk tsk
Ever make a phone call to the long distant family and think, Why did I dial this number?
20 minutes of pain that no opium can help.
Rich, what do you do about the string?
I used to be a red head Car in I grew darker as I aged.
is wiser around? I have a bone to pick with him concerning THIS:
Red heads are fun for the semi-madness that they bring, but if you want a full-on loon for a girlfriend, date a blonde.
“Rich, what do you do about the string?”
bailing twine
Dear California Hostages,
Please vote your idiots (Pelosi, Waxman, Boxer, etc.) out of office. Our country’s future depends on it.
Yours sincerely,
Clintbird
Hey MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you having fun and enjoying Louisville?
Clint- I try every time, but they keep coming back.
Please vote your idiots (Pelosi, Waxman, Boxer, etc.)
That’s Senator Idiot to you, jackhole.
Persevere, Rich!
Rich I got nuthin,I’ll never look at twine the same way again.
Rich I got nuthin,I’ll never look at twine the same way again.
I’m surprised he doesn’t just buy a roll of duct tape.
Waxman appears to be an Orc who was left behind in Minas Morgul.
Gotta go to pick up the kids and ,later, clean my gun. bbl
We are going to a bar that has 2 dollar rib eye and baked potato. Have a good night all
I’m saving my pennies so I can go out on the 4th and tie one on.
Thanks Californians!
Thanks for Waxman. Thanks for Pelosi. Thanks for Boxer.
Thanks for flushing America down the fucking toilet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4q5qMTHoK8
This poat needs the wand treatment, both cheeks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKko6Jc7448
I used to be a red head Car in I grew darker as I aged.
I will assign you the proper “credit.”
Car in – Just for you! http://tiny.pl/3672
Oh, he’s yummy!!!! [editing outing obscene suggestions, in consideration of you fine fellows]
Small favor, jewstin. Would you please not refer to my red-headed hoties as Gingers?
Doesn’t work for me.
Cap and trade comment
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKERS.
Doesn’t work for me.
Sure thing, Carin. How about matchstick?
heh.
I, personally, like to think of redheads as “Gods walking among men.”
red on the head like a dick on a dog.
Don’t pout, xbrad. I don’t discriminate. Redheads just have that “something something.”
You know, like big boobs on a chick.
Car in, most of the redheaded felllows I’ve known were as ugly as sin.
It’s just one of the little ironies of life that redheaded women are beautiful, and redheaded men are sisterfucking hillbillies.
Oh … xbrad … you are just so wrong. A redhead has an equal chance of being unattractive as any other folk. Just like an unattractive chick can have big boobs.
But … when it all comes together and the stars align …
sigh.
There’s a slim chance I could lure a hand-wringing troll over here from Gay Patriot. All of you fuckers are off having lives though. Damn it all.
Not me, jewstin!
Honestly, though, I think the trolls are wary right now. I haven’t seen ‘em anywhere.
All of you fuckers are off having lives though.
Is a troll from there likely to get mad that some of the commenters here feel that calling someone “gay” is an insult?
Honestly, though, I think the trolls are wary right now. I haven’t seen ‘em anywhere.
I have yet to find one with staying power.
Quite likely, BiW. He’s wringing his hands and having a fit that people think Michael Jackson was a molester.
Whatever you’re doing, try not to fuck it up.
Great. Maybe you should have warned me of this BEFORE I fucked up a full sheet cake, today at work….with additional help by a person supposed to be training me.
Meh.
Beasn, if anybody tries to make you do one of those hideous cupcake things, stab them in the face with your spatula.
Pelosi, Reid, and Waxman, such each others asses.
such = suck
Double meh.
*stomps off to eat dinner*
Beasn, if anybody tries to make you do one of those hideous cupcake things, stab them in the face with your spatula.
Too late. Where I worked before, when they made ‘cupcake things’, they were cute. The new place? Hideous.
Meh. He seems lazy. I don’t think I’m going to snag him.
Seriously, the cap and trade, the amnesty, the takeover of everything? They will do it because they don’t give a fuck who is calling in to voice their dissent.
‘He’ won, he will do as he wants. They’ve gotten away with all sorts of criminal actions without punishment so far, they have the media, a corrupt attorney general, a corrupt congress. They will do what the fuck they want.
The whole point to is to cause chaos and destroy. Enough people get scared, they will keep their power and get richer sucking our teats dry.
F*cking insane f*ckers.
Car in has some of the most reliable trolls on the innertubes. They appear to be mourning Michelle Jackson.
Ash doesn’t have a link. I guess I could go pester Bob. I’ve never commented there.
Just like an unattractive chick can have big boobs.
Huh?
Okay, maybe I’m not that bored.
I’m watching television. I’m too bored and pissed off and frustrated to do any funneh tonight.
They will do it because they don’t give a fuck who is calling in to voice their dissent.
B-but I thought dissent was the highest form of patriotism?
It is so frustrating to be so completely ignored by ones elected representative. I really really want to throw them all out and start all over again.
’till then I have Zeke snuggling up on my lap. He will not be lap sized forever!
That kinda depends on the size of your lap, doesn’t it, Vmax?
When Max got big he would lay his head on my leg when he needed attention.
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I am fat but not that fat X.
V, when Maxine was fully grown, 60-70lbs, she was still convinced she was a lapdog.
And I indulged her quite often. Anything smaller than a great dane or st. Bernard, I’ll pretty much let them sit in my lap.
That’s not thunder you hear. It’s Elvis whoopin Michael’s ass for marryin Lisa Marie.
Riley will stay lap size forever. He likes to snuggle, especially when I have a glass of water with ice in it (he loves to chomp on ice cubes).
Cap and trade = create chaos and angst and high prices in order to take over the oil and coal industries.
I still can not get used to 6am wake-ups. It’s almost 9pm and I need to get ready for bed.
Mr. Beasn said he is going to wake me up when he gets home and I warned him he should – if he has a death wish.
heheheh
Good one DiT.
I hear ya X.
Beasn
I get up early but I am a later night person. (would go to bed around midnight if I choose too) but the job makes me go to bed several hours early, that sucks and is why I drink.
(Not recommended)
This here dead woman? I’ve been working with her sister for the past 3 weeks.
http://tinyurl.com/mnq8lz
Not good.
V how’s the guts? And have you tried GNC mega vits? PA has a good line on mega vitamins, the right concoction could do wonders. My wife had a bit of lethargy, and added iron and voila. All your hours gotta be wearin you down. Just a thought. Ya big lug.
Ouch Beasns!
It might get exciting where you work. Wear Kevlar.
Doing good Shim,
not too many guts probs.
Back probs, Yup.
Aches and pains, Yup.
Not much else. The Doc is worried about the liver though. I emailed myself your comment about Golden something. I will pick it up tomorrow.
Beasn, isn’t most of St Charles middle/ upper ? Or is it just like everywhere? I played golf at Whitmoor in 2004 and that was my extent of visuals of the area, in and out back to the highway and into St Louis.
How you been doing shim? How is SC?
The rainy season is starting here and we have a TD#1 in the Caribbean heading this way.
I think Fl has the best weather forecasts in the US. Is SC any good? (Tampa is better than Miami if you ask me)
Yeah, golden seal root and chlorella, detoxifyers. Located in the herbal area. Anyone behind the Hope it lessens the troubles, I used it w/ great effects, one cycle =one month, I did 3 weeks. It really helps. With the back, I feel your pain, many bony probs from my fall, try supermans( lay on your stomach and raise your left leg and right arm like 4-6 inches, then switch, your lower back muscles will strengthen and protect the area damaged.
Shim, St. Charles county is mostly middle class and ‘red’. The cities of OFallon and Lk St. Louis, that lie within St. Charles county are mostly middle class with a bigger proportion of upper. OFallon has grown tremendously within the past 10 years and has been rated as one of the best cities to raise a family.
Hot lika bastid rain has stopped for a week or more. Need some to even off the atmosphere. Miss that about south FL
Shim try grocery store magnesium,
I had my back go out 3x. I started Magnesium 2 years ago. No back pain. It might be coincidence but my Sciatica happened 2x in one year. After Mag? Zip. Nada.
I will spend $5 a year for Nada.
You know what sucks rabbit turds? Me.
I ordered this print and forgot to tell the dude over the phone to include the 15% offer from the innertubes. Meh.
http://tinyurl.com/peutc8
6am wakeups are accelerating my senility.
*good idea shim. Next time I go to the doctor, I will have her recommend some vitamins – with no dyes, I hate dyes in my foods*
I just got back from walking off my hangover.
The Rain has started and it really has cooled off. Love the rain.
My wife was at her NATA meeting there last year June, I stayed home. She said I wouldn’t recognize it from 05 when there was a huge push to get people and business to “come back down town”. She said huge improvements were made. I liked St Carles looked at a real estate guide to price houses, even. I really liked the golf couse, so I was biased.HAHA—Town sucks but you’ll love the golf, come to St Carles!! WEEE!
Nice Beasn.
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How is tomorrow Americano? Going diving? Fishing?
What do you catch / spear there?
Okay, I better go. I am fading fast.
Goodnight guys. Vmax, give your dogs and the girl one, a hug for me.
Sure will Beasn,
Good night to you too. Sleep well.
Well, last night ROCKED. And, I got drunken curb service (they drove me home in my car and then left) so when I woke up hungover, I had my car right there.
That, my friends, is polite.
V I started it about week 1/2 ago when you mentioned it. THANKS FOR THAT. Feeling a bit better, but I need to fill gaps around vertabrae at L45 and S1 because there is fluid and fat deposits instead of muscle to hold everything together. Mrs is in PT school and is learning reading MRI films and the PC pic was blurry so I pulled mine and we figured out the prob after 5 years of this feeling of ‘play’ in my lower back, didn’t seem connected right, now I know why and I showed my Doc last month. Recommends an epidural then intensive therapy for muscle building. Same old story, ‘you don’t do enough strengthening” I say, bite me, Booze helps!!!
What do you catch / spear there?
Herpes.
Today, your tomorrow, will be too sunny, and you’ll try and find out whether the computer you drunkenly ordered last night will be sent or not.
XBrad????
http://tiny.pl/369c
Man, Brother Cano, that’s a long ass hangover, Next time, dummy, drink t glasses of H2O like Car/in said, take advil on those heavy booze days and eat sumptin first thing in the morn, bread like, to soak, then chug a bunch more water to dilute and pass the toxins. Silly diver.
The normal haunts are deader than Michael Jackson. The good news is that I wasn’t touched in the suitmsuit area…
Americano,
I sent a few emails last night that I did not remember.
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And i ordered a bunch of stuff off of Amazon dot com.
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Why do I not remember that?
Lately, I haven’t done much diving but have been trolling. The last time I went I was relatively shallow and got 2 tako and a few unicorn fish and parrotfish.
Biggest I got was a largish snapper. Techincally, it was a TwoSpot snapper, but people call them “red snappers”
take it easy Mesa
Shim, I admit I did it all wrong (the drinking part…the other parts I did just fine) last night.
No water, no aspirin by the bed. Rookie moves.
I really dont like spearing reef fish, because I’m scared of ciguatera. The unicornfish eat only plants, so they’re ok (I think). Parrotfish are yummy.
The biggest Mutton Snapper I caught was 32#
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http://www.tortugasfishing.com/mutton.html
Shim, I’ve gotten back into weight lifting on a fairly regular basis in the last three years or so. I do a lot of significant, heavy core work … abs and back. I have suffered from chronic back trouble since I was 14. My biggest problems have been T 8-10 and L3-5. The problems still exist, but the workouts have helped tremendously. I used to go to my chiropractor numerous times per month just to keep going. Now I might see him twice per year … maybe.
We have ciguatera here, but only in Barracuda. I know guys that eat cuda under 36″
Here is a link to a 50″
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2801241801/in/set-72157606976378229/
Mahi Mahi,
Or Dorado,
Or Dolphin
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2802089716/in/set-72157606976378229/
I’ve always tried to avoid “game” that can bite back.
Love dat Mahi Mahi man.
I always cast a wary eye at barracuda while diving, but I’ve never been harassed by them at all. Never showed the slightest interest in my or my groups.
Triggerfish are the spawn of satan, and I would spear them just for grins, but I never end up seeing them when freediving.
Did Chief run off all the white wimmens again?
Nuttin like a fried dolphin sammich – Yum-Mee!!
Chief watching “Primeval” and wondering where everybody on the innerwebtubes went tonight.
I’m a Mahi fan, and Wahoo.
The Cuda hang out here in schools
The biggest baddest one in the lead. With hooks hanging out of his mouth like piercings.
I have been hit in the chest by a 6 footer. I have seen a 9 footer eat my 5′ Amberjack
Tonights Steely Dan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzfwtX2kgOA
My avatar is a triggerfish. (Know your enemy) Those bastards bite and draw blood.
Fuckers. Now when I see them, I pull my knife. Fuckers.
Mahi is the best.
I like the triple tail that I catch with the Mahi.
Trigger fish are bait thief’s
Dolphin are fantastic MCPO.
True or False, Chief: Steely Dan evolved into Atlanta Rhythm Section?
I love this place in Boca Raton they had the best dolphin fingers basket /just a squeeze of lemon, and blues and steel drum music, man the dolphin fingers were good, lightly fried. Man I miss some things about South Florida
Jeff “Skunk” Baxter went on to be a scientific consultant to DARPA.
Mahi Mahi “burgers” in Maui … da bestest!
Interesting Chief. By the way, I did and still do LOVE The Doobie Bros. Must be an ol’ guy thing.
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes. .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mndqgZG4uYo
Triple Tail
http://www.lagooner.com/fish-species/index.php?species_id=13
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I like these
http://www.sunglassesgiant.com/noname16.html
But I own these
http://www.costadelmar.com/store/BVModules/ProductTemplates/Costa%20-%20Product%20Layout/Product.aspx?productid=SW
They are fantastic I recommend them
Clint, the best attack I think is to muscle around damaged areas. The muscle will take the brunt of the stress and protect the nerves from being pinched and support the bones and ligaments.
Vmaximus, some of my buds went to Key west and were lobster hunting during mini season, they were kickin ass and said the only thing keeping them from getting more were the barracuda ‘guarding’ the holes. Well, these dipshits were in a protected area, luckily a fisherman and not the blue bubbles found them first. they skidaddled and ate the booty that night before heading to Duval.
Fuck that Clint, I saw the Doobs with Styx outside in West Palm when I was 32. The music is time and ageless. Take it back you old fart.
Seize ya laters all you music, fish and fitness aficianados.
Uh, you may want to spell check my last comment.
These are what I wear on the golf course: http://tiny.pl/369f
Wouldn’t be worth much on the water though.
Walter Becker is awesome, I think Ingwie Malmsteen play with his influence-noodly.
Okay, Shim. I take it back. I also have seen Styxx live twice in fact. Like em. I barbequed a country ham for the Doobie Bros years ago when they came to Bowling Green, KY for a concert …. but that’s another life ago and another story.
I didn’t click the link, MCPO, but I bet its to skorts
Chief, I wear Killer Loop with a lime green lens, for me they really help locate and sharpen things up. I’ve been wearing them since 200 and when Sunglass hut said they were being dicontinued, I bought 7 pair at half price.
Later Clintfowl, catch you tomorra,dude
‘Cano – Nope. It was to sunglasses. This links to a skort: http://tiny.pl/3695
Shim,
I used to dive Islamarade, Snake Creek to be exact, the Coasties were right across the channel. The limit was 10 lobster a day then. I would catch 10 for breakfast, 10 for lunch and 10 for dinner.
Now I try to limit myself to the daily limit. Except for the time i found 6 stone crabs in a ghost trap. They were the size of dinner plates and the claws were the size of a childs hand.
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I ate well that night.
Season did not start till October.
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I freed 6 King size crabs in August to live. and broke the ghost trap. It was a fair trade if you ask me.
Cane’ put a glass of water where you’ll see it before you start next time, even if it’s not ice cold it will help, I chug a full cup(24 oz) every night before I head in. If you do it prerdrunk, then you don’t have to fuck around stumbling thru the kitchen. Smarten up son, You’re too old for hangovers.
Can you hear the evil crowd
The lies and the laughter
I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslDzpaCURs
That is a good one Master Chief
Man stone crab that size, that limits the work per meal, NICE. I want to eat at your house, cowpoke.
I remember after the first Chokoloskee trip, we had about 10 pounds in a cooler after softball practice, A bud had a keg in the back of his truck and a cooler full of crab. Everyone was using the three crackers and passing them around to share. I said fuck this, there was a metal trash can next to me, so I start smashining the crabs in my hand against the can making quick work of opening and devouring them, soon evry guy followed suit and put down the shell crackers. It was hillarious ten guys standing around a can smashing crab claws eating and gettin drunk. GOOD TIMES.
I do not think there is anything better than stone crab shim. It is sweeter than lobster, Bigger than Blue or Dungeness crab. Maybe King Crab. But a stone crab claw that is 6″ of solid meat? To die for.
Here is a good one MCPO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslDzpaCURs&feature=related
Case of Dynamite! Don’t take me alive!
Boy that’s awesome guitar. I wish I learned, I set up lessons with this guy in FL that played his whole life and was gonna teach me for free, then I broke my neck and Shim’s newest tool to add to the arsenal to pick up chicks went out the window. Fuckin evil ladder.
Vmax, I just saw a commercial, Liveraid, might be worth a look.
Green Earrings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQlTQpd5LVA&feature=related
I have seen that too shim
Will try your stuff first.
I don’t know if Ive ever had a stone crab, but coconut crabs are pretty damn yummy.
Personally, I’ve never had crabs.
So, anyway, I dropped this link at IB, but I don’t think any of them looked at it. Obviously, it deserves a more cultured crowd.
Mrs. Peel!?!! You’re killing me!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cane, brother, they are excellent. I could live on stone crab and the dipping mustard.
Americano
Here is Wiki on Stone Crab
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_stone_crab
And here is my last plate of them
Crap cannot find it!
Peel, I would be honored to give you your first crabs.
Mrs. Peel, the one that never hits a link(on principle) links. Oh, that’s thick.
I saw hat at your place Mrs Peel.
I still cannot think of a good comment.
Go Shuttle?
Wiserdork is a good daddy!
http://tiny.pl/369n
Vmax – You get the joke of the picture, right?
yup
MCPO
OK, just checking. I have no idea how many Indians you are at this point.
I have a policy on never clicking a link unless I know with high confidence that it’s not something gross. That’s why I still don’t know what a pearl necklace or a pink sock is.
I do not do NSFW Mrs Peel any link I put up is safe. PattyAnn is ok too. On the other hand Tbom is never safe. Likewise Uniiball. Never click. Anyone else? take care.
8 Indians and about to call it a night.
Well, off the top of my head, I don’t know what a pink sock is either, and I’m a fairly base creature.
Mrs Peel let’s have ZZ Top talk to us about the jewlery. They tell it so well. Listen for the laughter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Gsc89TUXg
pearl necklace is easy.
Good night all.
It is tomorrow here, now.
Fantastic shim
I also like tush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIwC1ei-6mE&feature=related
Crap let me fix that.
Night Vmax, tomorrow, my man
Got it.
Out.
SeeYa!
Well, off the top of my head, I don’t know what a pink sock is either, and I’m a fairly base creature.
It’s a juvenile made-up thing like the donkey punch. Check out Urban Dictionary if you really caare to find out.
Well, this is kind of noisy, but I’m trying to help, musically
Very 70′s punk and a Rosetta look a like-same helmet even
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqqVil1U-w
*just figured out what a pearl necklace must be*
Dammit, Vmax!
Seeen eM, look what you did, MURDERER!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WpbjSnCfo Poat dwellers=victims, aren’t we all?
Mrs. Peel gets a star for the forehead, Alright Mrs. Peel Woooohoooo. Sucksess.
WTF I’m watchin the link right now,SOB. This will not stand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZQmqq75TSo
Seeen You are a murderer of continuation, die by knife, evil one.
Seeen eM, look what you did, MURDERER!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WpbjSnCfo Poat dwellers=victims, aren’t we all?
Linky no worky.
Yes Seeen, I found that out and relinked, funny TING, I was watching the link before passing it on and it ran thru the 9 minute time stamp and went on for 24 minutes, go figger!
You still killed it irregardless of the Peel enlightenment and my fixy the linky. MURDERER, you must be stopped, this is way too frequent, have some compassion, think of the little poats.
Gee, guess what’s the only topic on the news here in SoCal?
Oh, yeah, sure. Blame me. Thing was on life support before I got here.
The folks in Sc want blood from Pelosi, Boxer and Swatzenazi. Haven’t heard local talk radio this pissed at CA before, well, the 3 years we’ve been here. Funny sidebar, an 86 year old lady called and said, Why can’t we just line ‘em up and shoot ‘em all, execution style? ***86***That gives me hope to hear a sweet little old grandma talk that way. Fire ‘m up!
As I sit here watching the glimmer go out of a once vibrant poat, I am comforted knowing that this poat, once bringing internet friends from all over, is soon to be released of the pain and suffering it has endured for the last hour. It was a good poat, it was one of us,this poat died like so many of it’s generation,even though it lasted all day without being replaced by KKA, it died before it’s time. And it was taken like so many poats before at Kai Son and Lown dok and Hill 364, this poat gave its life, G’nite sweet poat.