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Yes, they call it Stormy Monday. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBdJkTDgbw
So, how was your day?
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New post. Because I can!
Yes, they call it Stormy Monday. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBdJkTDgbw
So, how was your day?
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Hey, cocksniffers, I’m first!
And this blog sucks harder than a two dollar whore on payday…
And this blog sucks harder than a two dollar whore on payday…
Must be why you are here!
Reposted from the last thread in case you want to know what a $300k Corvette looks like
I stopped by my Bro’s shop today to get my oil changed. He was working on this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3543868707/sizes/l/
it is a 62 fuel injected (Numbers there is a carb on it now) My bro said some guy offered him $300K for it, but his client would not sell
Left side go large if you are interested.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3544680612/
Right side
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3543869745/
this post sucks harder than YGTBKM’s mom felching my ass after eating Taco Bell. That toothless bitch loves to eat my shit
My day was great! Mom is off the respirator!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQX2B67KL4
She was still somewhat sedated when we had to leave the CCU, so I’m looking forward to seeing her open her eyes tomorrow.
Vmax – Nice ride. Can I borrow the keys?
Oh that is his 71 charger R/T in primer behind him, His buddy is a Riddler Award winning painter is doing the paint on it. (the undercarrage and engine compartment are done)
Romy – Great news!! What is the news on her lungs?
GREAT NEWS!!! Roamy. You’re so lucky to still have your parents. Lots of huggs are in order.
I’ve learned more about human anatomy here then during my years teaching high school anatomy and biology. Leaning new stuff is fun.
Good to here that Romy. Still prayin’ and stuff.
Vmax — is that garage a “business” garage, or a personal garage at his home?
Off the machine. Best news all day RFH.
I wish I could have taken it for a spin MCPO. The dude that is restoring it has spent 200k on it. He was telling me he spent $1000 on the correct diode for the alternator It sounded sweet (he was adjusting the valves)
Annie, how many Porsches are you waxing?
Vmax, let’s take that car down for a run to the Keys, are you game?
. . .during my years teaching high school anatomy and biology.
*shudder*
There may be a special place for you in heaven!
Great news, RFH!!
Great News Romy!
Annie, He just moved from his home garage to a real shop.
Mare! Where you been?
“how many Porsches are you waxing?”
hahah….done with the white one, almost done with the red one, and have the blue one left. Then, I’ll have to give them back to the grandsons to put in their Matchbox cases.
MOM, MY BUDDY WAS LINKING DONGS DOWNSTAIRS AFTER DAD TOLD US NOT TO!!!
Mare! Where you been?
*elbows Mare*
shhhh…remember our story and stick with it
He has 5 bays and 4 lifts
Roamy, glad to hear the good news.
Yes, MCPO having everyone get over saying the word “penis” was always a milestone.
And thank you, MCPO for your very sweet greeting on the last thread.
Vmax – I have to laugh at that garage. You should see the dirty, full of crap one I work in. HAHA….I like your brother’s better.
Tbom, I want the world to know your links make me laugh.
(is it against rules to mention stuff from other threads?)
“He has 5 bays and 4 lifts”
wow,,,that’s a chunk of change.
MARE!!! Shhhh! You’ll ruin my reputation as the grumpy retired guy who hates everyone!
Is this camel toe offensive? I like
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WRYk0ecSkXc/ShEGBUol5WI/AAAAAAAAFnA/Td2Niw211-8/s1600-h/May+18+(3).jpg
From Theo
Come on down here Annie, I can twist a few arms and get you a job!
this post sucks harder than YGTBKM’s mom felching my ass after eating Taco Bell. That toothless bitch loves to eat my shit
Mom always did like you best…
Where the hell is PJM? I post a lightening storm video for her and she ditches me?!? WTF?
Mare is looking HOT tonight!
great news Roamy, glad to hear it.
MARE!!! Shhhh! You’ll ruin my reputation as the grumpy retired guy who hates everyone!
Who could possibly hate you???? Everyone knows you’re one of the sweethearts.
spambucket
VMAX – That last photo proves that I’m still alive!
V – the way this week is going, I wish I could take you up on that.
I hope some of you played the 2nd video in the post. It’s a classic.
What is the news on her lungs?
She is still on antibiotics to fight the infection and stave off pneumonia. She sounded a lot better. Early last week you could hear gurgling. there was so much fluid in her lungs.
MARE!!! Shhhh! You’ll ruin my reputation as the grumpy senile old fart
retired guy who loves Lemon Partieshates everyone!Nice video MCPO
Romy – Sounds like good news all around!
Oh btw the lightning video looks like the average summer day here
PJM – HTML FAIL??
good gawd I blew that one
uhh vmax, thank you very much
Vmax – I was thinking Jax between 3:30 and 7:30 everyday in summer.
let’s try this again
MARE!!! Shhhh! You’ll ruin my reputation as the grumpy senile old fart
retired guywho loves Lemon Partieshates everyone!pjm check your email
pjm, fwd that email to me, stat!
s(.)h(.)s check your email
PJM – Mo better. Now, fix me a drink and come over here and rub my feet!
http://tiny.pl/zztz
Look, the nude photos sohos and I pass back and forth to each other are nunnya
Vmax. I love Theo’s site.
Did not see anything in the bucket Tbom. Yes MCPO most of Florida has the summer afternoon lightning storms. Occasionally I would go to sleep in the bay window watching it all night long.
Sohita – Check my email, K?
“Is this camel toe offensive? I like”
OK,,this means WAR!!!!
Hawt men!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ph22vr
Huh. PJ rarely blows anything. That’s why she’s always pregnant.
Mare..scroll up and check out your link
well now, that is interesting. Anyone else gettin the odd page right now ?
Click it,,,I dare ya!!!
http://www.washblade.com/2008/8-22/outindc//local/DPP_0009.jpg
Ok MCPO, I”m actually offended GAAAAAAAH
Theo is great Mare, but he has a lot of soft core stuff. That is great for me, but I guess the ladies here might not like.
ok regular page is back
“PJM – Mo better. Now, fix me a drink and come over here and rub my feet!”
Now THAT was offensive!
hahaha, you had g-string for men!! I saw it kka!! LMAO
I did not see anything at your link Annie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Those are not really my feets.
TBOM did you email me for real? I didnt get it if so….KKA that guy is teh HAWT
“Mare..scroll up and check out your link”
Man, Tbom, I really am hot!!!
Sohita – Did you check my email??
This dude needs to do more abs, less neck
Girls?? You. Are. Welcome!!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/2932783419_d12a3288b9.jpg?v=1223786654
TBOM did you email me for real? I didnt get it if so
naw…I just always wanted to say that to you
yes mcpo i read all your love letters
This dude needs to do more abs, less neck
Definitely not circumcised
hahahahahaha ok. I’m real slow today….hangover
Typical daydream for Hostage mens….
http://tinyurl.com/qlkonm
later all
Typical daydream for Hostage mens….
Daydream
Nightdream
Dreamdream
So, what, exactly, is your point?
Zeke is sick tonight
I think it is I changed his food (he went from senior large breed to puppy large breed) He has the big D I have taken him out every 30 min to crap starting at 5:30 pm. He stopped at 10pm Thank goodness!
poor puppy and vmax
Whoa, today was kind of different here at Hostage HQ, too.
Romy – Fun, huh?
Thank you Sohos
Yeah KKA I am wishing….
Sorry got lost there.
Typical daydream for Hostage mens….
cute Annie
Tbom, what does it say about me that I felt sorry for the poor dude with the neck ?
I googled for offensive image and found this.
The image is SFW but offensive.
The image is SFW but offensive.
HAHAHAHAHA!
very clever
MCPO, the only thing that made me nervous was Rosetta threatening HHD. Highlight of my week, next to Hostages flirting with me.
By the way, making up for lost time in the drinking dept or just enjoying life’s finer pleasures?
Girls….yes or no.
http://tinyurl.com/o2uqca
Romy – As to your last question; Yes and yes.
yes for sunscreen
no for cover of Muscle & Fitness
“yes for sunscreen”
eh…it was the wrong picture,,,but they were both taken in San Fran ..so,,,,???
I’d say yes kka. I like em furry
San Francisco?
gag
nevermind
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh, I forgot, MCPO….CHEERS!!!!
KKA, no. I like the hair and the muscles but he looks overdone.
Good night all. I hope I do not have to take Zeke out more than 2x tonight.
Good night Annie
XOXOXOXO!
Tushar, I’m sure you’ve answered already but, is that avatar your sister?
Mare – L’Chiam!
KornKob – Quit posting crap from the Nebraska Gay Pride Parade, woodja?
night Vmax!!!
Night, Vmax.
http://ongp.com/Pride%202009/Nebraska%20Pride%202009.jpg
Vmax- g’night.
According to pur flag counter our last foreigner was from Bangladesh. Tushar can you email anyone for help? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
our not pur sorry
HAHAHA….seriously, you’ll love this one.
http://images.cafepress.com/product/64983285v7_150×150_Front.jpg
KornKob – http://www.koshernosh.com/sound/ech_hob.wav
Good night, Vmax.
By the way, before the ventilator went away, I was trying to figure out what the numbers on the screen meant so I could tell how much they were weaning Mom off of it. One of the numbers was “Vmax”, units of liters per minute.
My rant from a previous thread:
Has anyone read Psalm 109? An interesting Psalm indeed.
Regarding Mr. Stupid Studman – I am actually quite displeased with his video. He seems to imply the woman, who is the target of his affections and affectations, is married, has her own family. In my world, a man never, ever, ever does anything like this to another married woman. In words of Scriptures, he has committed adultery.
I don’t know if this is just my culture or universal right-and-wrong, but once a man or women is married, the rules of interacting with them change.
The Hebrew word for “betrothal” is “kiddushin”, which means “sanctification,” or being set apart. Once that happens, unless the engagement is called off or divorce occurs or one spouse dies, people should honor that sanctification, that being set apart from the rest of humanity, being set apart from everyone else and being set apart solely for each other. Such expressions of affection are absolutely improper.
Sorry, it’s been on my mind.
Tetris!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2BflhLfGM
I think what Moo’n is trying to say is pajajajajamamama’s flirting is inappropriate and it makes him feel uncomfortable.
I think what Moo’n is trying to say is pajajajajamamama’s flirting is inappropriate and it makes him feel uncomfortable in the swimsuit area.
When Mo’on moves on tho his next faith, he should go into Amishism, or whatever it’s called.
M’oon would be a great Amishite, or whatever they’re called.
Fook it!
You know what, Moon’ should start his own Christian sect: M’oonenites.
You know what, Moon’ should start his own Christian sect: M’oonenites.
LOL!!
Thank ye, Bart.
I’d never become an Amish. Then I’d never be able to blog.
Flirting? I think not. Pjdaddy writes half my material.
COUNT YOUR MOOONIES!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH WAIT btdt
Plus, the whole Anabaptist pacifist thing doesn’t jive with me.
I want war. Ecrasez les infâmes! and so on.
So PJDaddy is flirting with the men(nonites)?
*confused*
Aren’t the Amish like the Mennonites?
If you start M’oonenites, you can be just like the Amish except you’ll use electricity, cars, computers, telephones, ipods, etc.
If you are a Mennonite, you have to drive a black car and wear “plain” clothes. You can, however, have a really great booth at the farmer’s market and sell the most delicious home-made jams & jellies.
I have Mennonite family members.
They were all Amish like to me. We took them to the beach and she was in a dress down to her toes, long sleeves and her hair in a bun. It was not covered and they rode on an airplane to get to us.
Amish and Mennonites are both Anabaptists, correct.
Of course, I could also perform mass weddings, wherein men wear beards and women must wear bonnets. The best Anabaptist Korean cult!
Reverend Eziekel Moo’n, Holy Knight Commander of the Apostrophe!
I really hope the “sorting out of rules” earlier didn’t scare anyone off permanently.
I do too.
but I still don’t think I was in the wrong.
At least I won’t have the hate on the English (non-Amish).
Although considering I’m South Asian, hating on the English (as in, people from England) would come naturally. They conquered my people and gave us nothing (except telegraphs, roads, schools, hospitals, bureaucracy, government, arms, modern military, literacy…)
I really hope the “sorting out of rules” earlier didn’t scare anyone off permanently.
I refuse to acknowledge any rules that are not written into the Uniform Code of Military Justice!!
They conquered my people and gave us nothing (except telegraphs, roads, schools, hospitals, bureaucracy, government, arms, modern military, literacy…)
You’re making me think of a Monty Python skit
I refuse to acknowledge any rules that are not written into the Uniform Code of Military Justice!!
So great, now you’re saying we have to wear uniforms?
That’s where it’s from. It’s from The Life of Brian.
I really hope the “sorting out of rules” earlier didn’t scare anyone off permanently.
Rule #1 is Fuck ‘Em. So if we all remember that, all the other rules are kosher.
As a brave soldier indicated, boxers and a t-shirt are not considered to be uniforms.
As a brave soldier indicated, boxers and a t-shirt are now considered to be uniforms.
“Rule #1 is Fuck ‘Em.”
ahem….
So great, now you’re saying we have to wear uniforms?
Yup. Here’s yours: http://tiny.pl/zz7m
MCPO, I finally remembered to ask my dad about the car in this picture
http://tinyurl.com/qdzqja
It’s a Dodge Dart. Momma likes red convertibles. Dad’s been telling some cool stories to pass the time.
Mom may be pissed when she sees him. Dad got a haircut today for the first time in 43 years by someone other than Mom. He looks slightly off.
They conquered my people and gave us nothing (except telegraphs, roads, schools, hospitals, bureaucracy, government, arms, modern military, literacy…)
I think that’s a subject of a post !
Romy – I guessed Plymouth. . .first cousins. MOPAR rules!
Rule #1 is Fuck ‘Em. So if we all remember that, all the other rules are kosher.
So if I agree with you is that flirting?
Mom may be pissed when she sees him. Dad got a haircut today for the first time in 43 years by someone other than Mom. He looks slightly off.
Uh oh.
I’d like to be a fly on the wall
Romy – Here is your uniform: http://tiny.pl/zz7g
wow mcpo, you sure are a good uniform picker outer
love that uniform too! Annie, need to get something like that!
Mare – Here is yours: http://tiny.pl/zz7t
KornKob – Report for initial issue!! http://tiny.pl/zz77
Ossifer Beasn is on patrol! http://tiny.pl/zz79
Tattoo will be pleased: http://tiny.pl/zz7w
I want someone to use this on this blog:
http://tiny.cc/panda129
Re: the discussion from earlier, all I want to know is:
Does this mean that we are going to be a goatse-free zone from now on?
Cause if that’s the case, at least we know that our little douchebag troll, “you have got be be kidding me,” will quickly tire of lurking here and head on back to his usual male-gay-dom pron sites, where it will feel much more comfortable.
Which can only be a good thing, imo.
Does this also mean that LoK is gonna have to change her avatar if she plans to continue to comment here?
I’m supposing this uniform is right out:
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0bBY8IJ8GucI3
Ninjas or Irani policewomen? You decide.
http://www.picturerack.com/ims/guest/5120.bmp
Does this also mean that LoK is gonna have to change her avatar
No, but forged will!!
Irani policewomen juxtaposed with Angelina Jolie.
http://www.aref-adib.com/archives/angelinajolie.jpg
Musli – Punch yourself in the face, woodja?
great rant
http://www.realmanmag.com/hollywoodgirlyman.html
Oooo, beasn, I love the boots MCPO picked out for you.
You wouldn’t punch a man in glasses, would you?
Neither would I.
So, I is safe!
*adjusts monocle*
Goodnight, you flashers, bashers and blog crashers!
It’s been real. It’s been nice. But, it hasn’t been real nice!
Wiser, we will all be happy to let wiserbud have his goatse, and we won’t let Ossifer Beasn prosecute it as a hate-crime, either.
as long as it’s not you in the picture, BiW.
Good night, MCPO. I think I will turn in, too.
Good night, M’oon,
Good night, loons
Good night, funny buffoons.
nite, RFH. Good news tonight. I’m very happy for you.
Rule #1 is Fuck ‘em.
In the sense that we, at this blog, don’t get offended and take shit personally. They’re just stupid pics, man.
Okay, Rule #1 is No Whining.
#2 is Fuck ‘em.
#3 Use your f’n head when you link shit.
If we follow those rules, everything will be fine.
Shut UP!
#3 Use your f’n head when you link shit.
Holy shit! I ….. I actually agree with …..BURL!!!
Agreed, we are not a porn blog. And we do not want to become a porn blog. But on the other hand, funny is funny, and if it includes nudity, like the recent links to Dumi Moore or the guy sucking his own unit, then I will lean more towards not worrying about who may be offended and more towards “hey, we’re all adults here. If it offends you, then forget it and move on.
As long as there’s no full-on porn in the post itself, all links in the comments should be assumed to be NSFW. Click at your own risk. But remember, you may reserve the right to be entertained, but you do not reserve to the right to not be offended.
Shut UP!
why ?
Shutup that’s why!!
but you do not reserve to the right to not be offended.
what if I wanna? huh? ever think of that smartboy? I reserve the right to have any and all comments upset me to the point that I growl in anger and beat my head against the desk. Andddddddddddddd there is nothing you can do about it. ha
*smacks ban-stick into palm……
We gonna have trouble with you here, boy?
oh wait, not be offended, my bad
You want me to bang his head for him wiserbud?
*busts headlight with ban-stick
Hmmmm… broken headlight.. That’s a $50 fine ’round these parts…..
You want me to
bangkiss his head for him wiserbud?ftfy
seriously occifer, i was just standin there innocent like and …. it wasn’t my fault dammit!
Hmmmm… broken headlight.. That’s a $50 fine ’round these parts…..
HAHAHAHA!
wiserbud’s getting tough
Here they just bop you a couple of times with the nightstick for a broken headlight.
Are you playing the role of the cop or the bad guy when that happens Jewstin?
*shoots tire out with ban-rifle…
Hmmmm.. Blown tire. That’s too bad.
hahahah ban rifle… what else does he have up his sleeve, or whereever
You know what else?
I propose we should start handing out daily awards when we break the afforementioned rules.
Today, Rosetta wins the Biggest Pussy of the Day award for whining. BPOD. Rosetta is the BPOD.
I can’t answer without breaking confidence, PJ. Let’s just say I play the game.
So, are we all done being butthurt over links now?
I propose we should start handing out daily awards when we break the afforementioned rules
hahaha, that’s a good idea.
Can I give Sean M an award for most sounding ilke a teenager with the word butthurt?
heh
I didn’t see any ana….. errrr nevermind
Getting the trees in frame with the lightning for perspective is nice but a wider field of view to see if a RFD (rear flank downdraft) is developing would be better.
that’s just gross forged, but I’m sure bart’s in heaven
I”m only sad to hear I missed the Demi Moore photo and might not ever get to see it
Can I give Sean M an award for most sounding ilke a teenager with the word butthurt?
you said butthurt the other day ms. idranksomanynewcastlesiblacketoutanddontrememberwhatisaid
Can I give Sean M an award for most sounding ilke a teenager with the word butthurt?
Like, dude, that’s not cool.
Gonna go take a whizz.
the more you know
Hostages Community Theater
Miss Rosetta: Now, Ms. PJMomma. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it – I’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. And, Ms. PJMomma, I’m certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He’s a contemptible little pervert who..
Ms. PJMomma: Miss Rosetta!!
Miss Rosetta: Well, I’m sorry, but I’ve got him now, and I’m not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I’m asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present – TBoM and any four boys you see fit to choose and we… and we… can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
Miss Rosetta: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Ms. PJMomma: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a “tallywhacker”? Penis is so ppp… penis is so personal.
Miss Rosetta: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it’s him. That…….tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
Ms. PJMomma: Miss Rosetta, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa… their private parts for an incriminating mole?
Rosetta: But Ms. PJMomma….
Coach Wiser: Ms. PJMomma, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have ‘em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Rosetta can give a description. We can put up “Wanted” posters all over school…”Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Miss Rosetta. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls’ locker room at The Hostages 2.
fin
I love reality shows. Are we giving rewards to the most depraved captive/hostage?
Cuz sometimes, I lick my own nipples. When there’s a statue involved.
there’s nothing gross about that chick’s body
those boobs are like veeagra!
I was copying my niece!! miserflippinremembersabsolutelyeverythinglikeanelephantandcanlaterstickitinmyface
I”m only sad to hear I missed the Demi Moore photo and might not ever get to see it
Since we’re not apposedta link that stuff, just do a Google image search for “demi moore bush” with safe search off. It should be the first result.
someone is plagiarizing Porky’s ^
man, is this lame! Don’t make me go over to IB!
Are we giving rewards to the most depraved captive/hostage?
We can let Americano choose the winner each day.
fin
that always makes me smile
someone is plagiarizing Porky’s ^
It’s an homage.
Since we’re not apposedta link that stuff, just do a Google image search for “demi moore bush” with safe search off. It should be the first result
Oh you’re not gonna convince me to do that! You’re a disgusting pig. I’d never look at……….brb
It’s an homage.
That’s French for blowjob. For the record.
that always makes me smile
Someone who shall remain nameless sent me a business proposal recently with a list of numbered items. Number 11 was “Fin.”
Laughed my ass off.
man, is this lame! Don’t make me go over to IB!
You want me to buy you a ticket over there?
Wait, that’s not an homage.
Wot’s that thing that’s spelled the same way backwards as it is forward?
homogram
You just wanted bart to say “homo” didn’t you?
Someone slap LauraW’s hump and have her get an overnight thread up at aces. the morons are tired of kickin the troll around.
homogram
Nah, that;s not it. A homogram of Porkys is “Notlob”
palindrome
palindrome
I can’t believe you said that about Sarah Palin’s kid!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE
what’s the name of the troll and what post? pjdaddy’s already asleep so I need some evening reading
A homogram of Porkys is “Notlob”
MOM!!!!!! WISERBUD IS MAKING MONTY PYTHON REFERENCES!!!!
MOM!!!!!! WISERBUD IS MAKING MONTY PYTHON REFERENCES!!!!
dang, you knew that?
I guess it left PJM… called itself palinsteele, bart was kickin it around for a while
okay, I’m outa ‘ere
later, pervs.
LAST
Good night all you cocksniffers.
nite wiser
dang, you knew that?
Um, what?
*hides DVD set of entire series*
btw, I did not remove the http from that link and it didn’t embed the video.
Hmmmm, whattup wit dat?
Don’t you fuckers ever go to sleep?
Hey dipshit, it’s only midnight.
LAST
Good night all you cocksniffers.
Hmmm, speaking of pervs…..
my name is a palindrome
so is boob
Don’t you fuckers ever go to sleep?
It’s 10:00 here. And, no.
Good night all you cocksniffers.
a little projection there pissant ?
good night yall
I have to go beddy-bye too. I hope I can stop being a stranger soon. I’ve had to work and look after house chores, and chase fellows so much it’s crazy. I figure Spring is the ultimate full moon.
I like sniffing caulk.
Nite nite, sohos.
You too, Jewstin.
Well, PJ. I trust you are using the silicon variety. That other caulk is rather nasty.
I’ve heard.
csareful of the real silicone PJ, it can cause problems
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starfun/view/81165/Thief-eats-his-way-to-arrest/
OK, which one of you did this?
EdVb, simply amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjI2cD2D2_o
Speaking of rain
TG:
Yup. You can never go broke betting on the stupidity of others.
Wiser, we will all be happy to let wiserbud have his goatse, and we won’t let Ossifer Beasn prosecute it as a hate-crime, either.
Could I pour gasoline on it and light it on fire instead?
that’s a fact, I just want to find that subject of study that makes me wealthier off that stupidididity.
brb lookin up shorn to see if it means what I think it means…
welcome back beasn.
k, i’m back
I think pokenbeasn doesn’t like men with hairless bodies.
I think pokenbeasn doesn’t like men with hairless bodies.
*Raises hand.
Umm. . . You are a man, right?
Nah, I married a hairless variety. I don’t like men who wear g-strings.
welcome back beasn.
Wasn’t John Travolta on that show?
Why thank you TGSG. Turns out my son made most of the bacon chewy. The men in my family like chewy, the girl and I like crispy. How can you not like crispy fat?
I think Obumble is in it, welcome back carter or some shit like that
put me in the chewy column, as well
nothing worse than a piece of bacon that shatters when you take a bite
I’m a crispy fan myself, last time I had bacon my bro cooked it and did it WRONG !
670 Let’s see, this palin steele who says he’s the same person through the whole thread, previously told us he lurks on this blog, has a feel for it and has gotten to know the ambience, asks if we can do a Charles Johnson on a commenter for using a bad word.
Ought to be lucky WickedPinto isn’t on the thread tonight.
from Ace’s hahahahahah
Crispy takes time and patience to get it just right. And the more the fat, the better.
sorry tgsg, you were in moderation even though you didn’t know it.
I don’t like it to shatter, but I sure as heck don’t like it chewy.
I’m like the Goldie Locks of bacon
i never noticed, loading slower as the night rolls along, fascinating night at moron central.
Sorry if I hit the wrong button there but I thought it a great comment.
You know what takes skill?
Cooking bacon to the point of killing what needs to be killed in order to make it safe and to the point before it turns into a cracker.
Sorry if I hit the wrong button there but I thought it a great comment.
Oh no, no no, sorry I wasn’t clear. apparently the name wickedpinto gets automatically sent to moderation. you didn’t do anything wrong
to the point before it turns into a cracker.
RACIST!!!!!
I’m like the Goldie Locks of bacon
You end up getting killed by bears after you eat theirs?
I can take ‘em
“”apparently the name wp gets automatically sent to moderation”"
that’s the button I meant
thought about it for a couple of seconds before i submitted.
hahaha, I was worried you thought I’d done it to you. So glad you came back and clarified it for me.
I was worried you thought I’d done it to you.
nah, I’m not stupid just slow sometimes
aw shucks, no you, no you, no you
never did get those thunderstorms that were threatening dagnabbit
CRISPY!
You know what? There’s always that little bit of fat at the end of the strip that won’t get cooked right unless you smush it down.
I miss hair bands.
There, i said it
oops, forgot about the http thingy
Anyone ever mess up their rotater cuff? I think I killed mine.
Chuck Norris says his rotator cuff was healed in six weeks because of the allmighty bowflex.
both of mine are sore all the time Porksn, motorcycle stupidity when I was about 25.
You’re not going to dispute Chuck are you? Of course you’re not.
I’ve got multiple false teeth because of motorcycle wrecks
the more you know
No bowflexing for me. It hurts like hell if I move my arm a certain way.
I’ve got multiple core buildups and caps because of cavities. But my gums are most wonderful, says my dentist…SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!!
Crispy for sure. Chewy is just wrong.
Hey, rules people. Since I’m the only one ever to actually cross the line here, can I get a clarification?
I can still say beef curtains, right?
says my dentist…SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS!!!
why would you dentist say that?
of course Americano, of course
I can still say beef curtains, right?
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
and …….. you = your
do you keep rotating it saying oooh, ahhhh, this hurts?
I can still say beef curtains, right?
Yeah. You just can’t link to one. LOL
Did you notice all of the peen pictures at the end of the last thread?
Would pat TBoM on the head if he were here.
Thank you for the clarification, TGS’G
That established: I shall go home, put on my swimsuit, and do two night dives. Then, I shall go to the nudie bar, and see beef curtains.
Your day, it probably won’t end like that. And I’m a little sad for you.
t-bone’s hysterical
do you keep rotating it saying oooh, ahhhh, this hurts?
hahahaha, I can just picture you doing that porky
Best Heart song evah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLt2PBPDScQ
do you keep rotating it saying oooh, ahhhh, this hurts?
No, but low rotation and rubbing the burning pain makes it go away faster. I can raise my arm our front but only so far from the side.
Looks like beasn is going on the Disabled List.
our = out
The weird thing is, is that I know when it happened…and it wasn’t much of anything. I read that you could tear it just by turning over in bed.
GREAT NEWS abbout Ms. Firehydrant’s mom. Now, the fun part: retribution towards the bitch sister. I propose nobody in the family says anything until Christmas, and she gets a really shitty gift.
She’ll say: “What’s up with that?”
And Roamy can say: “That’s for when you tried to kill Mom.”
It would be a fucking AWESOME Christmas. Not really true to the spirit of the season, but fucking awesome nevertheless.
Then, I shall go to the nudie bar, and see beef curtains.
I have a vision of something hanging low and floppy. Am I correct?
Did someone say beef curtains?
http://tinyurl.com/gttw9
It would be a fucking AWESOME Christmas
With my family, there would have already been a huge blowup with subsequent ignoring at Xmas.
Comment by Americano on May 19, 2009 2:21 am
hahahahaha
Did someone say beef curtains?
You’re a disgusting pig sean!!
Did someone say beef curtains?
HAHAHAHA
Cute.
I have a vision of something hanging low and floppy. Am I correct?
(snicker)
The titty bars around here are going all nude now. About time, never really saw the point of pretending it was just a topless bar when the only thing difference was a flimsy g string.
Some 80’s goodness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei8FeFcjMk
When all is said and done, there really is only one rule around here.
Prepare to be schooled
Don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P6I4pT_tVA
You’re a disgusting pig sean!!
Aw, thanks.
true dat americano, true dat
that and the other rule: I make teh rules
*pokes bart in the non-unicled eye
HOSTAGE POSTING RULE (with two corollaries):
1. Don’t be a douchebag.
Corollary A: Directly telling a chick, who is begging for lovin’ that you would cum all over her = DOUCHEBAG, even though she sticks around afterward.
Corollary B: Indirectly telling same chick its her fault she got divorced and knew her husband was a loser before she married him = NOT A DOUCHEBAG, even though said chick splits afterward.
Discuss.
Rule #1: Rosetta’s #1
Rule #2: PJM’s #2.
Just fucking around, people.
I AM THE GREATEST THREADKILLER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummmm I don’t see a rule #2
pajajajajmama is speaking wigger again!!!
Rule #2: PJM’s #2
Would that be the most recent chick who departed?
heh
Sorry, TGSG, I’ll spell it out:
Rule #1: Rosetta is number one!
Rule #2: PJM is number Two!
Now, that could be a mere ranking.
Or, I just called PJM poopy.
I think he’s talking about my poop?
don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guvo7gUdUnE
ooooookay, over my head the first time.
Forged, I figured you would appreciate it.
both were, um, unfortunate remarks, Americano
pajajajajmama is speaking wigger again!!!
whatchu talkin’ bout?
Actually, it’s from Joe Dirt. But in Joe Dirt, the croc’s #2. But both crocs and PJM kill turtles, so I figured it was close enough.
works for me americano, works for me
joe dirt made me laugh
was it me?
*sniffs armpits
huh, guess it was
Yes, Unicle. I’m not disputing anything. Merely showing that the line does exist around here.
I’m confused. If it was the most recent chick that departed, I don’t think it was PJM who pissed her off.
why you keep repeating yourself tonight, privatejet modem?
Nope, not PJM.
it’s my armpits isn’t it?
I thought this new salt deodorant would work.
Forged, I figured you would appreciate it.
Oh yeah
Don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://tinyurl.com/orcwnz
Because PJM has miles to go before she sleeps. Miles to go before she sleeps.
If I remember right, Americano was a little taken aback when I gave him a not-so-nice greeeting one morning. I think that’s when he realized The Hostages was a different kind of group of degenerates.
The Hostages: Not Your Average Internet Degenerates
don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4ychrRkQA
no one has left from what I can tell PJ, you’re ok.
Not your Average Internet Degenerates. I like that.
I thought this new salt deodorant would work.
Nah, too easy.
dailymotion has some good boobie vids
Average Internet Degenerates
AID
we need an “s” in there somewhere
Because PJM has miles to go before she sleeps. Miles to go before she sleeps.
Yes I do. I’m a horrible insomniac
Nope, not PJM.
Okay.
Both comments might have been unfortunate, but she was not an innocent flower in all of it.
I thought this new salt deodorant would work.
You know, I can’t do straight deodorant. Does something to my chemistry and I smell weird.
Fuck Deodorant…. no
Don’t talk shit about armpits….. no, that’s not it, either.
don’t act like you don’t like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4ychrRkQA
Hell, I don’t have to act like I don’t like it.
Okay, that was weird.
PJM, not to delve too much into the personal, but perhaps one might sleep better were one not to live in a garage?
SemiAverage Internet Degenerates?
no one is an innocent flower here, pokey
But sometimes we (including me) cross the line and let loose a doozy that’s bound to rub anyone raw.
why you so spacey sean?
porky, I avoid all deodorants with aluminuminuminuminum in it. So I really do use either salt deodorant or deodorant that’s non-antiperspirant
Yep, darling. Shit happens.
Anyway, have a good early morning. I’m going diving.
enjoy Americano
PJM, not to delve too much into the personal, but perhaps one might sleep better were one not to live in a garage?
HOW DARE YOU!?!?! How dare you not think this is the most comfortable place in the whole wide world.
eets the best. eeets fantastic
enjoy your dive
no one is an innocent flower here, pokey
Exactly why one shouldn’t get their britches in a twist if you rub them raw. Just hit back.
no one is an innocent flower here, pokey
I am. I’m a total flower.
smell
*exposes armpit
for instance, there are a lot of bouncing boobs vids
here’s a NSFW vid of a great set of knockers
*and pajajajajmama will say her boobs are just like them
http://tinyurl.com/qqqv9z
ha, little do you all know, i’m innocent now and have been most of my life, and, if truth be told about half of what I read here disturbs me greatly. I was talkin to my shrink just the other day and SHE said ya’ll are a bunch of…… nah it’s all fun.
porky, I avoid all deodorants with aluminuminuminuminum in it.
You sensitive to it or does it have to do with worrying about the possible connection between aluminum and Alzheimers? Which I worry about since granny had dementia.
If I use regular deodorant, I smell like an onion without having sweated. What brand is salt deodorant?
the alzheimer’s thing. aluminum’s bad you know
*pops open a can of Coke
if truth be told about half of what I read here disturbs me greatly.
A good quarter disturbs me. Like pasty tailpipe guy. He bugs me like a the poodles do Rosetta.
You sensitive to it or…
No, she’s afraid that the aluminum is how the government reads people’s mindthoughts.
here’s a NSFW vid of a great set of knockers
My knockers are just like those……..well they prolly are, but since I’m not registering to see them I’m just gonna say they are.
HAHAHAHA…good one Barticus.
here’s a NSFW vid of a great set of knockers
Yeah, um, there were waaaaaay too many hoops to jump through there to see ‘em.
I thought the aluminum blocked the government’s reading of minds?
*removes tinfoil hat
But which way is a better entry point for it? Your armpits or cooking or eating from aluminum ware/containers?
so bart, when do you sleep?
It’s not a prOn site; it’s like yootoob with more nudity but no sex or hoo-hoos or ha-has.
ok people, bedtime here… enjoy the day tomorrow. see ya’ll later
when I get my shit done
I thought the aluminum blocked the government’s reading of minds?
That was only when Boooooooosh was in power. Derrrr.
g’nite TGSG
I think I’m going to turn in too. Nite all.
But which way is a better entry point for it? Your armpits or cooking or eating from aluminum ware/containers?
I dunno. I’m skeered either way. I prefer stainless steel………….deodorant
where’s Arthur?
Camelot?
who’s arthur?
sox’s human
dangit, I better go to bed now so I can toss and turn for a couple hours instead of going to sleep in a couple hours and then tossing and turning for a couple hours.
nytol
G’night TG, beasn, peej.
Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISWWq_bO6U0&feature=PlayList&p=7F39EF734D636A35&index=0&playnext=1
sox’s human
the earthquake got him
drive by
the earthquake got him
drive by
I’ve lived in California my whole life and I’ve heard of drive-bys and I’ve lived through lots of earthquakes, but we have drive-by earthquakes now? Damn, I really need to move.
Good Morning! It’s a beautiful Navy/Marine Corps day!
Morning, bitches.
Sniff cock all night?