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April 10, 2009
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, ann coulter, Barack Obama, bbq, Birthday Cake, Blue Man Group, Boobs, Books . Tags: billy mays . Author: mesablue
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thanks…ya douche
Heh, I thought it was a wiserbud post. He’s hooked on that thing.
took me forever to smack MCPO like that
http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=16143657&type=track
Pretty good cover version of the song, pretty cool.
Dig it.
I thought it was a wiserbud post. He’s hooked on that thing.
I think it’s nice that Wiserbud has a new hobby. It has to be more fulfilling than randomly dialing phone numbers and breathing heavily when somebody answers.
When is BBF?
That was kinda the shits to shove Tbom’s video down. I think it deserves more exposure than it got.
I don’t
Oh, those awful right-wing haters:
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Bidens-Puppy-Breeder-Never-never-never-again.html?yhp=1
“shits to shove ”
“more exposure”
Play on words….funny bone broken??
I don’t
Fuck you
Re: RFH being surprised that I didn’t show up earlier to complain about her not sharing beer- You don’t have to share YOUR beer. You just have to get me a beer the next time you get up, toots.
Fuck you
You wouldn’t like it much. I just lay there and sweat.
Thanks for the mental image, xbrad.
*gags
*looks around for mesablue*
GO BREWERS!!!111!!1!
That sucked.
Apparently, if you want real nutjobs, you have to try to debunk conspiracy theories:
RonW in the comments is a crank. Or a nut. Or a charter member of the black helicopter crowd…
http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/04/09/conspiracy-2/
XBrad, NOW you tell me, I just sat down!
RFH, it’s your lucky day. No booze til after church tonight. Just don’t forget to offer next time. Especially for MCPO. It’s hard for him to fit his Rascal through the doorway to the kitchen sometimes.
Sensuous . . you was up, get me a cocktail, woodja?
MCPO, whatcha want? I can make (checks liquor cabinet) whiskey sour, Scotch sour, daiquiri, margarita, roof on fire, and Irish coffee. No gin, though.
Hey BrewFan, one of your farm teams is here in Huntsville. Saw Prince Fielder play.
I’m missing Good Friday service. After my Lutheran experience, I’m lucky I’m going on Easter.
That’s why Presbyterianism is so much better. Significantly less guilt, an damn near no green jello.
I’m now attending a Methodist church. On occasion. The whole Lutheran experience damn near caused me to give up on church all together.
Pentacostal services are fun. Hell, we pretty much damn near expect Jesus to come strolling in during worship service…;-)
Pentacostal services are fun. Hell, we pretty much damn near expect Jesus to come strolling in during worship service…;-)
You act like it.
RFH – Whiskey with a couple of cubes, please
Hey BrewFan, one of your farm teams is here in Huntsville. Saw Prince Fielder play.
You had some future All Stars there last year too. Now they’re in AAA.
well, that’s a good way to keep a moron busy.. push down a thread and not say anything about it.
waiting for people to comment FAIL ~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!1111111~~~!@
TWA haz problem?
TGSG, my new favorite. How are you?
Let’s try again, shall we?
Who is gonna make me dinner?
I’m making fish and chips if you want some, BiW.
If being favorite doesn’t mean any type of demeaning or degrading or debasing behavior, then I’m dandy Folly, how about yourownself? Any fires nearby or are you safe from the conflagration ?
Sure! Do have something provocative to wear while you serve it?
WAIT, THAT MIGHT BE FUN, STRIKE THAT AND ALLOW ME TO GROVEL AT YOUR FEET MAAM!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1
Folly – Will there be malt vinegar???
Sure! Do have something provocative to wear while you serve it?
Of course although I did get rid of my wench costume.
TGSG, is that a yes? No the fires are east of here, near Oklahoma City. We did have marble size hail yesterday.
Chief, of course there will be malt vinegar.
My mum’s own fish batter recipe made with beer.
Copied from the previous post,, evening all.
mmmmmmmm malt vinegar.
I wonder if you can become a fan of malt vinegar on facechimp?
YUM-MY!!!
too sublte ?
MCPO, I liked the other pic of Bull better.
i think you mean suttle, dummmy
TGSG, just checking. Whatever floats your boat.
OK, off to church. Pray I don’t get struck down by lightning or the congregation decides to abandon current theology and do a human sacrifice “just in case…”
Xbrad – Gots to xfer stuff offin my old ‘puter!
[ ---- ]
[___ ] Here you go, MCPO
All right, so my ASCII skillz ain’t so much.
Chief, the new computer have all kinds of buttons and bows and sparkly-shiny stuff ?
“Sure! Do have something provocative to wear while you serve it?”
How about an apron?
Folly, I’m partial to Black Butte Porter when my boat needs floatin.
kinda partial to those boots that were posted earlier too
hey yall? HELP!
I have been staying at Counts’ parents place since the funeral etc. The kids went to the house today to feed the dogs and there were two packages there for me and the kids opened them. One was a big bag of jelly belly’s and the other was a box of candy from the 80′s. The kids of course did NOT bring me the cards (kids eyeroll!!!!!) I want to thank you properly so could you please tell me who sent them? Thank you so much!!!!!!!!
That would be perfect Mare. or that AND the boots.
Can I just pretend that I sent them so I can get the credit?
howdy Sohos and PJM
howdy!!
No silly girl
Howdy TGSG
selfish
SoHoS – Wasn’t me (wish it was!)
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6365427.html
hahahahaha
I have good and bad news. Good news my leg is healing nicely. The Doctor specifically said that it looked “GREAT”
The bad news………..3 more weeks in bed………..sigh
I think one is dig dug and not 100% sure about the other. They can email me at sohosworld @ yahoo to tell me if they want.
That’s great news, sohos.
You’ll be normal again and we won’t be able to call you Lefty or Peg, so you got that goin for you, which is nice.
Thanks darling I have felt so much better all day.
Great Sohos, glad to hear it!
me too me too
TGSG, what is Black Butt Porter?
Oh I’m a big fan of boots. You should see my collection.
I’m Gladys
Yay sohos!
TGSG, what is Black Butt Porter?
Oh I’m a big fan of big black booties. You should see my collection.
Edited for accuracy
Hi Sohos, PJ
Thanks, PJ. That’s exactly what I meant.
PJ. We will never catch up on all our chatting. Wanna start fresh?
TGSG, what is Black Butt Porter?
Didn’t they used to open the bunks on Pulman cars?
Didn’t they used to open the bunks on Pulman cars?
Hahahaha. Did you get my text message.
I’d hate for you to be misunderstood folly.
Sure Pa, I’ve missed you terribly
Folly, Black ButtE Porter is a great dark beer from a central Oregon brewery.
I need ideas of what I can do for 3 weeks stuck in bed?
Hi Folly!
SoHoS – Yeah but, it will take me at least two days to get there!
I need ideas of what I can do for 3 weeks stuck in bed?
Wrong place to ask that question!
Good news on the leg Sohos. See how fast the young heal up?
Didn’t they used to open the bunks on Pulman cars?
Hahahaha. Did you get my text message.
Yes i did. Didn’t you get my response?
SoHoS – Seriously, I’m glad you are healing up. How is the Count??
PJ, yesterday Cuffy posted a pic of Peeps. Some of them were red. Have you ever seen any red ones?
Where’s KKA? She’s supposed to be writing a new post.
hahahahahaha
sohos, you can perfect your Facechimp page.
You could crochet/knit Rosetta a cap.
PattyAnn – COUNT YOUR GMAIL!!!!!
Sohos, learn to knit or crochet. Organize your photos. See what Netflix has on the instant movie list. Write letters to your family.
I was on bedrest my last maternity leave. Thank God for the internet.
pjm ♥’s peeps!
You could write a semi-auto-biographical novel and call it Mine Are Bigger
KKA is doin BBF ?
MCPO – ZERO!!! GO COUNT YOURS
My Life In The Asylum: A Hostages Tale
TGSG, Annie’s just learning how to post. It would boob a while before she could do a BBF.
How I Stopped Hatin’ and Learned to Love Kerry Marie
what up fudgepackers!
I hate peeps. Peeps are teh ghey
COUNT YOUR DICK! A Life Behind the Blindfold.
bDarlingdingdong, you do know there is no apostrophe after the heart and before the s don’t you?
*shakes fist at sky…MAAAAAAARE!!
DAMN ITS COLD IN HERE!
Why I like hanging out with the Hostages Wimmins
Hi PattyAnn! *waves*
I have not seen red peeps pa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAAAAAAARE!!
Cheetos and Boobs On the Short Bus of Life:
Why I threw it all away and became a Hostage.
Hi, future husband!! (Even if you do flirt with all the women here. Don’t bother denying it. I’ve seen it.) BTW – Isn’t MCPO just the dreamiest?!
I have no idea why i have 80 gajillion exclamation points after that declaration o’ mine
That’s Not My Finger, and Please Don’t Stop: Going Nekkid At The Hostages
I need mare or the firehydrant. Hell mcpo might even do.
ANyone of yous here?
Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
Why Snorting Blow Off A Dead Hooker’s Ass and Making Your Liver Cry Uncle Is A Bad Way To Go Through Life, Son.
Hi Pajama Momma!
Even if you do flirt with all the women here.
Moi?
BTW – Isn’t MCPO just the dreamiest?!
He’s too old for you. Besides, why settle for hamburger if you can have steak?
It would boob a while before she could do a BBF.
hahahahaha great real or accidental typo, i don’t care which, it made me laugh.
Thanks, PJ!
OK, so none of you are sober enough to play…that’s fine. FUCK SALT!
Making Your Liver Cry Uncle Is A Bad Way To Go Through Life, Son.
Damn now you tell me!
Bad Liver! Bad! Liver!
Dave according to some article the other day I am middle age. Not young.
Count is doing as expected. Mostly he is exhausted and heartbroken.
I just changed PA comment!!!
I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Brew,, I did not write that last sentence.
*shakes fist at sky…PAJAMAMOMMMMMMMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoHoS – Please let him that we’re thinking of him.
MCPO, have you ever heard of cursillo?
Hi vmax!
Yeah, baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yhcR3cXVS8
Yes sOhOs
Tell Count we are thinking of him and praying for him.
PJ – Why, no I haven’t. Please enlighten me.
Whattup, losers, boozers and self-abusers?
ha pa, I dont’ even know the last sentence……..day 2 of Newcastle.
we here at the pjmomma household are kicking it outside by the fireplace roasting marshmellows and getting liquored up after the 3 o’clock Good Friday service
PJ – Why, no I haven’t. Please enlighten me.
*sigh
nevermind, maybe California Catholics are just weird
If you’re middle age then I’m MCPO-derly.
Cursillo… everybody knows what that is… that scrubby metal pot cleanin thing with the soap built in.
Peeps
better living through chemistry. I think they have a shelf life of 47 years.
<i.Dave according to some article the other day I am middle age. Not young.
Now, remember, sohos, she was a whore. That’s why she was middle aged at 32.
You’re not a whore, now are you?
we here at the pjmomma household are kicking it outside by the fireplace roasting marshmellows and getting liquored up after the 3 o’clock Good Friday service
…and everyone has a laptop?
Alright, I’m going to watch some TV and fall asleep. You retards try not set anything on fire while I’m gone.
Okay, then, who messed with my comment?
If I was going to say *dreamy*, I would’ve said that to Annie about TGSG.
Peeps
better living through chemistry. I think they have a shelf life of 47 years.
Funny, I heard they have a half-life of 47 years.
You’re not a whore, now are you?
Does roll play count?
You retards try not set anything on fire while I’m gone.
Ummmmmmmm….. okay.
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psst..mcpo…hand me the fire extinguisher….quick!
MCPO, you are in deep kimchi.
PA- If you actually read my comments, you would know that I already ‘fessed up!
Jeez!
Does roll play count?
Hard to say. I think I’m gonna need a whole lot more info from you about this.
“Does roll play count?
Aaaa hahahahahahahahahaha
PA – That’s OK, ’cause I loves me some hot Korean vegetables!
I didn’t see it until right before the kimchi comment.
Hard to say. I think I’m gonna need a whole lot more
infoPHOTOS from you about this.FTFY
Here’s a role play: wiser, you be the vicar and xbrad you be the potato
>> does role play count?
I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Did Wiser just call Sohos a whore?
Here’s a role play: wiser, you be the vicar and xbrad you be the potato
Again? I hate that game…..
ok he asked if she was
…and everyone has a laptop?
Me and all my personalities…….yep
wi.ser.you.be.the vic.ar.and.x.brad.you.be.the.po.ta.to
and I just wondered if role play counted Vmax
Did Wiser just call Sohos a whore?
No, I asked her is she was a whore. She was worried about being middle-aged and I thought I would make her feel better by asking her if she was a whore.
Ya know, in retrospect, perhaps that didn’t come out quite the way I hoped it would.
wiser…did you catch MCPO’s PSA?
You found a fucking cool toy
Rosetta is gonna love Teh One’s new puppy!!
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/04/0410_dog_getty.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
and I thought I would make her feel better by asking her if she was a whore.
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man my stomach hurts
PattyAnn, I’ll be the Carpenter and you be the Lady
Sohos is not a whore, she’s a slut…….she’s my little slut.
PattyAnn….it hates me. I got nuthin. Maybe tomorrow……..
MCPO, good call on the new pic. I can actually tell who it is.
James Cagney, right?
You found a fucking cool toy
Yeah, saw that TBoM. Nice work. I had actually planned on making an MCPO movie next, but you beat me to it. And quite well, I might add.
But I can’t take credit for finding it. That goes to somebody at Aces.
Not sure, but I seem to be lagging terribly, anyone else have this happening ?
DIRTY little slut PJM Dirty little slut
An MCPO movie sounds like a great idea
I’d hate for you to be misunderstood folly.
No doubt.
No, BiW, I did not get your text.
You ever get a peep wet?
DiT – That would be wrong. It is a famous photo of my hero, Admiral William F. “Bull” Halsey.
But hey, thanks for playing. Xbrad has a lovely parting gift for you!
Not sure, but I seem to be lagging terribly, anyone else have this happening ?
That tends to happen when we start getting up there in comment quantity on a thread. Although this one is still short, comparatively.
You ever get a peep wet?
Yeah, but I had to stroke it for a l-o-n-g time.
You ever get a peep wet?
It usually takes a nice dinner a couple of drinks and you’re in like Flint.
Why do you need to know?
these peeps?
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/GB/PH0175~Loaded-Peep-Show-Posters.jpg
those are some tanned peeps!
I did note that you asked her Wiser.
And I know it was in fun. no probs from me.
Vmax??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0410093mugs7.html
For only 200 comments it is kind of slow
<i.And I know it was in fun. no probs from me.
Oh. Well……….. lucky me, then.
Xbrad peeps Folly:
http://bacn.me/2s5
and there it is…
our Nightly Hostage Misunderstanding™
Hahahaha Mesa,
Too much hair.
More ShamWow goodness. Check it out. I can’t do this all night.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html
wiser, yup, that’s why I was asking…. guess it’s time for me to go “fix the machine” “clear out the files” “upgrade my harddrive” “download some upgrades” “clear out my pipes”
bbl
our Nightly Hostage Misunderstanding™
Phew. Glad we got that out of the way early…..
guess it’s time for me to go “fix the machine” “clear out the files” “upgrade my harddrive” “download some upgrades” “clear out my pipes”
pump out the jam? Punch the clown? Polish the bishop’s helmet?
Just what the fuck are you planning to do??!?!?!?!?!?
Phew. Glad we got that out of the way early…..
wow, I wrote almost the exact same thing in my comment and then deleted it.
Note to self: delete “phew” from my lexicon
I am becoming extremely pisted.
Bart, I got the Brewers winning 95 games this year. What do you have?
now where’s my fucking avatar…..
jeebus cariest.
Have some peachbutter an biscuits, Korn Kat. You’ll feel much better.
Korny, don’t get pissed, reenlist!
83, Brew, and a trip to the playoffs
No misunderstanding here
Why is Annie Pissed?
DIRTY little slut PJM Dirty little slut
Rawr
dang, I’m so buzzed I forgot about you guys.
*slams 3 more beers to get the hostages out of my head
Somebody get Brewfan some orange juice…STAT!!
He obviously got his hands on some really bad acid.
dude, you’re gonna be ooookaaaayyy.. Don’t freak out, you hear me? You’re gonna be oooooookaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy……..
who’s the new chick with the glasses?
test
(and by test I mean this better fuckin work or I’m going to beat wordpress with a bat)
new pic on PoL
…….. for the ladies
83, Brew, and a trip to the playoffs
You are probably closer to reality but I am a homer* so I wildly exaggerate.
*this does not need fixing you bunch of retarded knob gobblers
sum bitch
It’s official…..you will never be bored with one of my posts, cuz it appears there will be no chance of that.
hahaha wiser. Ever have electric koolaid?
sum bitch
Man, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall, watching KKA attempt to post a thread….
That’s gotta be funnier than watching Bart try to convince someone new that he’s straight.
a ‘tard can post, korm — it’s proven here and elsewhere on the internet, daily
what’s your problem?
brewfan every single day I get some friend request for your facechimp page but you arent there. do you have any idea whats up with that?
HOT DAYUM!!!!!!! Wiserbud is smokin hot!!!!!!!!!
wiser…fuck you with a pissed off porcupine on crack
Who’s the faggot with the surfboard?
Wiser – Crap! You are as old as I am! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
hahaha wiser. Ever have electric koolaid?
Never. Only drug I ever did was coke. Couldn’t smoke pot as I’m massively allergic to it.
No frikken way that’s wiser. WE’ve been duped again.
Who’s the faggot with the surfboard?
Dammit, did I accidentally post that picture of my
wifebest friend again?sohos, I’m not sure. I think somebody made that Facebook page using my bkepapa email address. I used to have a real Facebook page under a different email address but I came to my senses and disabled it.
What’s electric koolaid?
“a ‘tard can post, korm — it’s proven here and elsewhere on the internet, daily
what’s your problem?”
MY PROBLEM?? MMMMMMYYYYYYYYY FUCKIN PROBLEM????
nevermind………..
Wiser – Crap! You are as old as I am! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No one is as old as you, methuselah.
What’s electric koolaid?
koolaid + LSD
No frikken way that’s wiser. WE’ve been duped again.
Okey dokey…
If that was really you, your wife wouldn’t let you outta the house, let alone out of the state on business trips. No sane woman would let you get out of arm’s length. Nope, no way. No man that good looking gets off the chain.
Thanks Brewfan. Google gave me a cocktail recipe.
We gotta get those pictures better arranged…all the guys in a row so we can drool over them all at once.
Nope, no way. No man that good looking gets off the chain.
Somebody get KKA some orange juice…STAT!!
She obviously got her hands on some of Brewfan’s acid.
dude, you’re gonna be ooookaaaayyy.. Don’t freak out, you hear me? You’re gonna be oooooookaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy……..
Wiser – Now my Missus wants to know why I can’t “Bullwinkle” my hair like that?
Oh, honey…you’re sandwiched between two good looking guys, plus we wander up a ways and catch a glimpse of , well,,,,..the list goes on and on. We’re a damn fine group of folks.
*damn, it’s gettin’ hot in here.
wiserbud is hot.
If it’s not you, let me dream.
Ok people…get back in here. Stop drooling of the POL pics…lol
Hey y’all, just stopped in to say G’Night. Annie if there’s anything important I should know, email me
Ok people…get back in here. Stop drooling of the POL pics…lol
Oh, let them play….
See why I didn’t want to post a picture of myself on-line? I knew it would make every other guy here think just a little less of themselves.
Okay, maybe that’s over the top. Is that over the top? I can never tell.
Now we just have to wrangle a photo out of Bert.
G’nite, Tattoo!
Now we just have to wrangle a photo out of Bert.
Why would you want to ruin a good thing, Jewstin?
k, tat. will do….
Well, Wiserbud, that’s why I only charge you $50.
nite, Tats.
Hi TI *waves*
Bye TI *waves*
Well, Wiserbud, that’s why I only charge you $50.
Based on some of the comments here, I may have to start charging you, my dear.
Night tat
Tattoo!
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Good Night.
“Is that over the top?”
HAHAH……..now would be a good time to tell you I was being a bit…well,, facetious.
Isn’t it funny how we picture somebody in our minds – and that can be so different from what the person really looks like? I pictured you as this , kinda, businesslike guy attached to a laptop and a briefcase….maybe glasses and ton of goofy hair…or something like that. HAHA..
Is that really you wiser?
Count said you look like Richard Gere
Yeah, wiser, inquiring minds want to know. It is a lot better picture than the goon with his weenie hanging out.
Count said you look like Richard Gere
GERBILS!!
yeah, honestly, it’s me.
Sorry to disappoint y’all.
Count said you look like Richard Gere
Tell Count is said thanks a lot for that.
Liar!
I do not know
/ kidding
Count said you look like Richard Gere
Gerbil tube, and all.
KKA – Where the hell is the new post???
Sure, that’s wiser — back in 1979.
Wiser you are great looking.
Sure, that’s wiser — back in 1979.
quiet down there, thundercat.
Everybody is good looking in their own way. Vmax has dreamy eyes. Airdale has that goodlooking outdoor golfpro look (plus he reminds me of my ex boss I had a crush on) Justin has that look of kindness, the peachbutter look. Xbrad – oh..the blue eyes. Mesa….the bad boy good looks. Rossetta – good looking plus the sense of humor.
well, I can’t list everybody, but you get the idea.
Wiser you are great looking.
Sohos pain meds have kicked in…..
but I don’t care.
Wiserbud ♥ sOhOs
Mr. Airdale, you know perfectly well, I can’t get WordPress to work. I got nothing, zip , nada,,, my screen looks just the same as it did before PJ and PA gave me the keys. It either hates me, or Bart is screwing with it.
Hey now, be nice to the Wiserman…not every white guy can pull off a ‘fro.
Count said you look like Richard Gere
Gerbil tube, and all.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, doncha think?
you know I left out Brewfan,,,what a fish, baby!! What. A. Fish. Nothing better than a good lookin man with a fish.
KKA, my eyes are red.
KKA – Look on the left hand side. . . see where it says, “Login”? Ya need to do that before your dashboard will show up.
Hey now, be nice to the Wiserman…not every white guy can pull off a ‘fro.
*attempts fist bump. fails miserably.
And may I say, “Right on” to you, my soul brother. You speak the truth with a true sense of style and aplomb, if I may say so myself.
damn, I am so fucking white, it’s painful.
So, the church DID decide they wanted to have a human sacrifice. Just. In. Case. There’s a reason I sit in the back row.
I knew I could get her to talk about her great attraction to the Hostage Guys!!!
“KKA – Look on the left hand side. . . see where it says, “Login”? Ya need to do that before your dashboard will show up.”
did that.
“I knew I could get her to talk about her great attraction to the Hostage Guys!!”
Ok, fine, I’ll shut up. Just think you guys are great. Not MY fault your picture isn’t in there.
We decided not to tell xbrad about our planned midnight visit. It tends to go easier that way.
I forgot how touchy KKA can be. You’d think I’d remember…everytime I sat down.
NEW POST UP!!!
Good luck, Pastor, I’ll prolly be in a bar somewhere.
and don’t you forget it.
*gets out box of toothpicks and chases bart around the room*
NEW FUCKING POST UP!!!!
don’t make me come over there.
See why I didn’t want to post a picture of myself on-line? I knew it would make every other guy here think just a little less of themselves.
Okay, maybe that’s over the top. Is that over the top? I can never tell.
Wow, you know it’s the end of the world when wiserbud practices modesty. That was you being modest……….right?
*cough
>> It is a famous photo of my hero, Admiral William F. “Bull” Halsey.
Do you ever get jokes?