Make me a sammich!

Bwead. This will make you want a burger. Well, want a burger more.

A Portrait of the Artist Burl as a Young Man

Poor Darling Burl.  But this certainly explains a lot, don’t it? Too bad his mom wouldn’t let him have a pet or something.  Then all of this could have been avoided.

Bump day

Mr. Lauraw?

Maple Syruping

It all sounds like fun, until you have to go out and identify a friggin’ sugar maple (Acer saccharum) in a forest full of maple, aspen, birch, and oak at the end of winter.  Especially when all you have at this point is opposite/alternate branching and buds to go on.  Extra especially on a 60 [...]

And a good time was had by most….

So last night was the CT Morons meetup, which also included some out of staters from Massachusetts, NY and NJ.  At my suggestion, we decided to meet up at a pool hall.  (Well, my suggestion was more like “How about a decent sports bar with maybe a pool table?”  But whatever.)  We ended up in [...]

Is 36 Years a Long Time?

On March 29, 1973 I raised my hand and swore to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. That I would bear true faith and allegiance to the ideals of that document and that I would obey the orders of those above me in the chain of [...]

Worst Potluck Dishes

This is a post for a joke thread.  You be funny or I’m telling Mom. When you Google “worst casserole” this crap is the first result. Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole by Paula Deen. You make funny or The Irritated Baby Jesus is going to barf on you.

Earth Hour Idiocy

Let’s kick off the celebration with a nice cold beverage… Of course we need a little music to get into the mood… What good is a holiday without a turkey dinner? Best cook ever… Now, go turn out on all of your lights.

A remembrance of Max

As you all know I lost my dog Max on Wednesday March 25.  He was 10 years old. Here is a picture of Max.This is probably the best picture I ever took of Max.

Big Boob Friday™

Hello people that put fudge in boxes and then ship them.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Pardon me whilst I take a slight turn away from the stupid for a moment. Two big things happened in our little family this week that deserve recognition.  First, our friend sohos returned home following a horrible accident.  She needs [...]