Go To Your Room!

I would have constantly mis-behaved if I would have been sent to a chocolate room. And I would have gladly licked the walls.
And I would have bathed:


If anything needed repaired I would be ready:

What better way to end the day? A chocolate martini!

And did I remember to tell you that PJM’s grandmother was a Blackfoot Indian and that I love chocolate?

16 Comments

  1. Comment by cranky on January 30, 2008 7:52 am

    I am so ready to suffer an agonizing post sugar rush headached after having consumed that top photograph.

  2. Comment by cranky on January 30, 2008 7:52 am

    Again, with the grammar/spelling issues.

    headached = headache

    But I did manage to fix my spooler problem. So I got that going for me.

  3. Comment by pattyann4 on January 30, 2008 7:55 am

    “But I did manage to fix my spooler problem. So I got that going for me.”

    I’m just so glad you spelled *spooler* correctly.

  4. Comment by pattyann4 on January 30, 2008 8:12 am

    cranky, please go un-moderate my comment on your blog. I put 2 links in it and it didn’t like it.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on January 30, 2008 8:41 am

    Uh……is the chocolate lady in the top picture holding a feminine hygiene product?

    Gross.

  6. Comment by wiserbud on January 30, 2008 8:46 am

    figures you find something to be grossed out about the beautiful woman in the top photo, Rosetta. She weighs less than a pickup truck and is actually pleasant to look at.

    Maybe you ought to come back when she’s done eating all of the chocolate and packs on a few more couple of dozen more a couple of hundred more pounds and she’ll be more to you liking.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on January 30, 2008 8:56 am

    I was just asking what she was holding, Ruprecht.

    I wasn’t attacking her physical beauty like some shallow, maladjusted people I know.

  8. Comment by pattyann4 on January 30, 2008 8:57 am

    rosetta, she’s holding a raw nut.

  9. Comment by pajama momma on January 30, 2008 9:07 am

    Her nipples look so much better than Farah Fawcett’s. I was so horrified to see to those eraser heads she had in the Playboy shoot she did about 10 years back.

  10. Comment by wiserbud on January 30, 2008 9:11 am

    I was so horrified to see to those eraser heads she had in the Playboy shoot she did about 10 years back.

    That did sort of take away from the fond memories I had of her.

    Why do women insist on waiting until no one wants to see them naked before they agree to pose for Playboy?

  11. Comment by sohos on January 30, 2008 9:11 am

    Yeah those were just weird. My friend has nipples like those and man they are STRANGE

  12. Comment by pajama momma on January 30, 2008 9:12 am

    My sister and I call them Crunch Berries

  13. Comment by JackStraw on January 30, 2008 9:19 am

    want chocolate Angelina.

  14. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on January 30, 2008 11:34 am

    At least they weren’t hairy.

  15. Comment by sohos on January 30, 2008 11:48 am

    My sister and I call them Crunch Berries

    OMG!!!!! Thats hysterical!

  16. Comment by Old Cloots on January 30, 2008 7:37 pm

    I had a girl like that once. She whipped off her top and there were these nipples about an inch long staring at me. I also had a girl with hairy nipples one time. An Italian beauty though.

    Raise your hand if you think I was dissuaded in either case from continuing on with the night’s revelries. You, in the back with your hand up - you voted for McCain yesterdaay, didn’t you?

    I thought so.

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