This seems like a good random blog to hack into and put up some terrible bullshit. And what’s with the obsession with big boobs around here? It’s unseemly and douche-baggy. Big boobs don’t belong on the internet said not one person at no time ever.
I occasionally watch this direct access cable show called Ms. NBC. I think it’s some high school kids fucking around with their dad’s equipment because sometimes their alcoholic father Ed comes home after work and finds them playing with his shit and he totally loses it. He turns red and starts sweating and randomly yelling incoherently about THE WORKERS IN THIS COUNTRY. It’s pretty scary.
For a channel named after a feminist who prefers unfamiliar black men as sexual partners I don’t think they have enough nudity on Ms. NBC yet I digress. In the evening they have a show by this LGBT&A person WHO TALKS REALLY ENTHUSIASTICALLY in all CAPS and ITALICS about what that LGBT&A person considers to be important news.
There is a constant sense that this particular NEWS IS FUCKING BREAKING RIGHT NOW MAN!! From the tone of the broadcast I gather that this person has come into possession of video in which JFK has sex with Marilyn Manson and Marylin Monroe and is then probed by aliens on the real grassy knoll which is located in Area 51.
Instead and always, the NEWS is about one of the following:
(Uno) That fat Chris Christie motherfucker may have shut down some bridge traffic because WAR ON DONUT WOMEN! CHRISTIE ATE FRIED, PEOPLE THEN DIED!
(Dos) Wow, that Fallon Mia Ronan Woody Sinatra Robot sure is
smart dreamy isn’t he? I mean for you.
(Tres) It sure is hot today in Death Valley. FUCKING KOCH BROTHERS. Racist HEAT.
I’m sure there are many, many more instances of WTF stupidity wafting out of Ms. NBC but you get the jizzst. To save you the trouble of ever watching that show which costs 12 IQ points per segment, I’ve put together this video of my reaction to every broadcast I’ve ever seen about BREAKINGFUCKINGNEWSOMG!!!! on Ms. NBC:
Maybe save that video because it’s going to be funny again on November 5th.
Wizard of Oz Dorothy Buttface remains the funniest picture ever in the history of time. When I randomly run across that on my computer I put my pants on and run around outside laughing and yelling “DOROTHY BUTTFACE DOROTHY BUTTFACE DOROTHY BUTTFACE”
If you think there is a funnier picture than that I would really like to see it.