Sorry Pupster: Rules are rules.

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Sunday Niceties

Good Morning, heathens.

Good point.

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The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces…

US Army Rules
Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.” Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) Use cover or concealment as much as possible. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL’s Rules

Look very cool in sunglasses. Kill every living thing within view. Adjust speedo. Check hair in mirror.

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Big Cos Boob Play Friday

Greetings woodchuck chuckers, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. It is I, your seldom seen, often heard, never listened to, but always smelled host, Pupster.

Capital Em Capital Jay has relinquished the reins to this weekly poat of awesome in order spend more time raising awareness of the insidious disease Gynecomastia. Godspeed, little warrior.

Carin mentioned this band in my happy thread last weekend, I like a lot of their songs but I honestly didn’t know who they were.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Reno, Nevada on August 5, 1989. She is a cosplay celebrity, promotional model and fan convention interview correspondent. Please stop living in your mom’s basement long enough to welcome Miss Jessica Nigri!

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Tuesday is here!

Tuesday Weld

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MMM 117: What the heck should I use for a title?

Like, seriously, no titles left in the quiver. I’ve got fat binders full of wimmens, but I’m running short of words to throw into these. I’ve got a trip this week and have to wear a shirt and tie for four days in a row.

Four days. In a row. I sure hope it’s worth it. Four days of working meetings and intensive design sessions.
Where have I gone so wrong in life?

Look, I’ve poured my heart into motivating you people*, today’s the day to give something back. Motivate me, please, ’cause I got nothing this week.

*you know exactly who I mean.
Hoodie.
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Happiness

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