Tuesday Review: President Barack Obama

Tetas Grandes Viernes

Hello butt carnivores, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



I was not able to procure any demographic information about your model for today, she is a TV and internet video show host and seems to specialize in video game and cos-play convention reporting for spanish speaking audiences. Please stop stepping on scorpions for the percocet long enough to welcome Miss Marilyn Vianney Uribe Solis.

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Incoming Justice

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HHD: Zumba edition

Welcome to our FIRST ZUMBA HUNKY HUMP DAY!!!!! Isn’t this going to be exciting? I’m just so happy I can share this with all of you, my darlings.

My zumba “studio” knows I prefer to listen to metal when I “dance party”, and they usually accommodate me. So put your Belly Scarf on and let’s get started!

First, a little background information. As most everyone knows, I used to belong to a cult, and it was only through the loving intervention of the H2 that I saw the error of my ways, abandoned my “box” (whore mouths, shut them), and switched to the fitness craze (and dance party) that is sweeping the nation.

From Wiki:

Zumba involves dance and aerobic elements. Zumba’s choreography incorporates hip-hop, soca, samba, salsa, merengue and mambo. Squats and lunges are also included.

Oh, but there is more:

Zumba sessions are typically about an hour long and are taught by instructors licensed by an organization called Zumba Academy.[6] The exercises include music with fast and slow rhythms, as well as resistance training.[7] The music comes from the following dance styles: cumbia, salsa, merengue, mambo, flamenco, chachacha, reggaeton, soca, samba, hip hop music, axé music and tango.

OK, enough of that. On to see the amazing results men can get from Zumba.

These men can’t wait to get started:

men runningGames

I don’t remember if this is a mambo move, or a samba? A little help?


He’s supposed to be wearing a sparkly skirt over these shorts, but perhaps we can forgive him?
I don’t know if this is a regulation move …


Watch these men samba … I could watch them all day …

I'll take three

Zumba can really get the blood pumping. I know my heart-rate is up at the moment:


Now, proof that the Zumba craze truly is a world-wide phenomenon (or is it phenomena – Hotspur will tell me), here are some of our warriors doing it in Fallujah

crossfit in fallujah

And here is one in Kandahar:


Well, that was fun, wasn’t it?

Impotent Update! [Leon]: Genuinely cute male here


Tuesday Review…Boobs! Good or Awesome?

Car in came up with a great idea last week; the Tuesday post should be a review of some kind, related to something we’re interested in. Gardening, books, movies, music, or big ‘ol tittehs. For this week I’ve selected big ‘ol tittehs. Thanks Car in!!!!

There are small boobs, medium boobs, big boobs, and fake boobs. I won’t be reviewing fake boobs other to mention that if they look fake, you paid too much. If they look real, then we’d never know the difference, so good on you.

Small boobs: Totally fun. They look good without a bra and should be flaunted whenever possible.

L to R: MJ, Some Random Chick

L to R: MJ, Some Random Chick

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MMM 144: Twelve squared, yo

Monday the 13th. OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.

Awright, that’s enough small talk. Let’s look at handstands.
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