The Obama administration and the liberal buffoons in Congress famously criticized the war in Iraq as a “war of choice” and a distraction from the “war of necessity” in Afghanistan. What that gang of idiots fails to see is that they are doing the exact same thing in the theater of domestic policy.
The effort to shove their grotesque and ruinous takeover of the best healthcare system in the world down our throats is their war of choice. And while they are spending their time and effort selling that POS, they are all but ignoring what is their war of necessity and that is job creation.
Of course with only 8% of the administration having private sector experience, they have no idea how to create a real job so they aren’t equipped to fight their war of necessity. Regardless of that fact, in 2010 they are going to get their political asses handed to them by a bunch of bitter-clinging racist redneck tea-baggers because they are doing the same thing they criticized Bush for with regards to Iraq and Afghanistan.
Earlier today, the Hostages had the pleasure of making a new Internet friend, “John Coby” aka John Cobarruvias. Many of us were really interested in discussing John’s opinions and were quite pleased when he welcomed us to his blog comments with open arms. “Finally,” we exhaled, “an honest debate with an open-minded liberal — how refreshing!”
I keed!
Rather than engaging in a rousing battle of intellects, Mr. Cobarruvias raised shields. A few heavily moderated Hostage comments got through, but surprisingly, so did several anonymous comments (in stark violation of John’s commenting rules), including this jewel: “TEABAGGERS RULE!” Satisfied with himself, John shut down the comment thread.
A NASA employee has been suspended for soliciting donations and writing politically partisan blog posts and sending e-mail messages while at work, violations of the Hatch Act.
Office of the Special Counsel officials said a Johnson Space Center employee promoted local and state political candidates in 2006 and 2007 through his Internet writings.
The officials also found the employee solicited small campaign donations two times in 2006 through blogs.
The employee has been suspended for 180 days without pay.
The suspended NASA employee is John Cobarruvias, who writes the Bay Area Houston Blog.
The ironic part of this uncomfortable first meeting of our blogs? The Cobarruvias post that elicited our interest was all about how cowardly Republicans are:
These are the same guys who tucked tail in Afghanistan and ran to Iraq leaving a mess for another President to clean up.
In other words, “You guys are pussies!” {scrambles to lock comments}
John, it’s just a blog and words. There’s nothing to be scared of — is there?
Hello asshole. WelcomE to Big Boob Friday. Tell Car In happy birthday or I’ll sever your head with a poleaxe and throw it in the blast furnace.
You know what makes me laugh and laugh and laugh? Global warming and stupid fat Al Gore. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking commie trying to tell me what light bulb to buy. Take your fucking hockey stick and shove it up your manbearpig hole, you douche.
Well…this explains a lot. Maybe when you drop a couple of these you can see a saved job.
This is old but unlike your mom it’s aged well. And because you’re a racist you’ll probably like it. It’s no chap-hop but it’s still good.
Your model for today is making her second appearance on this Nobel Peace Prize winning page. She was born in Kumamoto Japan on July 18th, 1986. That makes her 23 and you old. She is a spritely 5′1″, sports a winning Pick 3 lottery ticket of 38-23-32 and she drinks her java from a J cup IYKWISAITTYD. One of the bio pages I checked for her stats also lists her blood type as AB in case you were curious about that, freak.
In addition, she may or may not have made a number of educational films on how to insert tab A into slot B. If that is in fact the case, I’m sure it was to make money to pay her way through law school or something.
Please give an Obama-bow to your eye-popping Asian beauty for today, Friday, December 4, 2009, Hitomi Tanaka!! YAY!!!!!
Here, learn some stuff so you won’t be so stupid. On this day…
* in 1619, America held its first Thanksgiving in Virginia, much to her discomfort.
* in 1864, the Romanian Jews were forbidden to practice law. Yeah!! That’ll show ‘em!! WTF.
* in 1866, abstract artist Wassily Kandinsky was born. THIS is hanging in my office at this very moment. Right next to THIS.
* in 1915, the Ku Klux Klan received its charter from Fulton County Georgia. Robert Byrd could not be reached for comment.
* in 1932, Roh Tae Woo, former President of South Korea, was born. Scooby Doo could not be reached for comment.
* in 1934, Wink Martindale was born in Jackson, Tennessee. My parents recently had lunch with Wink and his wife in Malibu. True story.
* in 1961, the Museum of Modern Art began its display of Matisse’s Le Bateau. It was on display for 46 days before anyone noticed it was upside down. Hahahahaha.
* in 1964, hot actress Marisa Tomei was born in Brooklyn. If you haven’t seen The Wrestler, you should see it for her alone. You would never know she’s 45.
* in 1967, actor and comedian Bert Lahr [a.k.a. Irving Lahrheim] died at the age of 72. Lahrheim is a pretty good last name.
* in 1973, big-boobed trainwreck Tyra Banks was born. She was hot when she was a Victoria’s Secret Angel but now she’s meh.
* in 1991, Patricia Bowman testified that William Kennedy Smith raped her. This caused quite a bit of anger amongst the Kennedys because he forgot to drown her.
I hope you’re doing something fun with your weekend. Today is Christmas tree day at our house so it doesn’t get much better than that. As we decorate the tree we enjoy many festive cider and rum toddies and listen to Christmas music so I have that to look forward to.
Whatever you do this weekend, have fun and try not to suck. And hey…let’s be careful out there. Cheers.
We were a clan. Of clan of retards. Smart retards.
But, we had a mission. A mission from A llah ce (pbuh).
You know what to do.
If you don’t; you must question your reason for being.
Or, for being here.
Do me proud, my friends.
Update [wiserbud]: So this defender of “Free speech for me, but not for thee” has courageously moderated out most of our comments, dropped a few of the oldest talking points imaginable as a way of “discussing” the topic that HE brought up, then closes the thread down to new comments.
John (John Cobarruvias) Coby, you are a fucking pussy. You got called out for being a stupid fucking pussy and you couldn’t even defend your own words, you fucking pussy. I hope you see this and realize that this will forever stand as a testament to your cowardice and inability to defend even your own words, much less defend your country.
John (John Cobarruvias) Coby, Brave Warrior Wordsmith of the Left – Pussy
