Car Review Tuesday

I admit I have been a slacker and have not posted in 45 years or so. I also admit no one comes to the hostages looking for car reviews. It is something that interested me, and I thought I would give my opinion. Carry on with all the usual silliness in the comments, and completely ignore the content. It is expected without question here.

Last week I rented a 2013 Challenger R/T. It looked a lot like this:

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Taken from my hotel room

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Important Schtuff

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Big Boob Friday

Hello Kitties, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday, dog gif addition.

 

 

Back in the days of milkbones and honey, I produced BBF’s with content, as I had leisure time to burn. Now not so much, you’ll look at boobs and like it.

I don’t know a lot about your model for today, she lives in England and likes to show off her boobs. Rumor has it she stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32G- 27-37 and has not been fitted with bolt-ons. Please stop pushing amnesty long enough to welcome, Miss Gracie Finlan!

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You know you want it

L to R: H2, IB

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She Sucks. There, I Said It.

So here are the  top 6 reasons Hillary will not be the next nominee of the Democ-RAT party.

 

1. She’s a really shitty candidate. Think of a medieval town where chamber pots were emptied into the streets. Think of the river of fudge from Willy Wonka’s candy factory. Now multiply that by 1 billion and you’ll get within 1% of how shitty Hillary is on the campaign trail.

2. She’s old as fuck. Here’s the sprightly lineup of Dem contenders: Joe Smartest-Guy-You’ve-Ever-Met Biden (73), Elizabeth My-PaPaw-Told-Me-I-Was-Special Warren (67), and Hillary Gelatinous-Goo Clinton (68).  They are so far removed from everyday life, having spent their entire adult lives in government or academia that they really have no idea what’s going on except for mindless pap intended to drive the have nots to the polls.

3. Bill won’t spend the last eight years of his life without fat pussy, er, other than Hillary’s. Bill likes a little surf with his turf and he’ll be under constant scrutiny as First Philanderer. Hillary doesn’t want to be chiefly remembered as a First Lady and President that sniffed another woman’s crotch on ol’ Bill.

4. Bitches don’t like her. In 2008 she only got 50% of the wimmens vote even though she ran a campaign heavily geared toward the fairer sex.

5. Younger people will consider Bill Clinton a rapist. This hasn’t been talked about much, but it’s going to be hard for the generation that has no idea of Bill or Hillary’s exploits to, er, swallow. We take it for granted that her negatives are already baked into her stock price but young people have no concept of pre-2000 America.

6. Hillary Clinton. She not only steps on her dick, she puts on golf cleats first. The way to defeat Hillary is to let her speak at length.

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MMM 131: I got 4 hours sleep last night.

So you don’t get words today.

Boobs, though, you do get boobs.
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