Gelatinous Goo and Nads

Oso says that we should all just shut our whore mouths, and not comment on the fact that her worse half pickles his own eggs. Don’t think so, Oso. Don’t think so.

Mr Oso, (if that’s even his real name) is going to enter the annals and athol of history as a category on our sidebar. See if you can spot it.

Mmmmm delicious looking, non? Tasty orbs of gelatinous goo floating around in some sort of red peppery sauce.

 

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Did you know that he also wrote a cookbook? Well he did.

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MMM 119: Overnight roast edition

Take any relatively lean beef roast (4-6#), season, and place in pre-heated oven at 500F. Roast for 30 minutes, then turn off heat. DO NOT OPEN OVEN. Allow 3-4 hours for medium-rare. Leave it overnight and you get medium rare and cool enough to pack immediately for a lunch. Haven’t done this in awhile, doing it right now, because I planned my lunch strategy for the week somewhat less than perfectly.

This week, real motivation.
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Happy Easter, Peeps and Peepers

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Big Good Boob Friday

Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.

Now, music!

 

I apologize for the lack of content, but I hope to make it up to you with ridiculously sized boobs.

Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.

Please leave the darn Jews alone long enough to welcome Miss Jordan Carver!

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Absolutely Faaaabulous Daaaahling

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Sorry Pupster: Rules are rules.

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