I spent most of last week in the crapital of our kakistocracy, and interacted a lot with government workers.
I have never been so pumped to be back in the Mitten. Or as I like to call it, the real world. Not being on the road kicks serious ass. Not being in DC kicks even more ass. Going to the gym today after a forced week off, which is also going to kick ass. If there are a few hot chicks there to look at between sets, all the better. In case there aren’t, though, I may as well get straight to today’s binder selections.
Navy SEAL’s Rules
Your model for today was born in Reno, Nevada on August 5, 1989. She is a cosplay celebrity, promotional model and fan convention interview correspondent. Please stop living in your mom’s basement long enough to welcome Miss Jessica Nigri!
New marketing idea: Viagra for millennials. You want proof? Read reddit/sex on any given day and at least 25% of the top posts will be about 19-25 year old men that can’t get it up. That’s just weird.
First, everyone needs to get a haircut. Second, if someone approaches you and asks why you need feminism, then asks you to put your answer on a sign, the appropriate answer is FUCK YOU. Third, I really like second, so let’s just stick with that.
Like, seriously, no titles left in the quiver. I’ve got fat binders full of wimmens, but I’m running short of words to throw into these. I’ve got a trip this week and have to wear a shirt and tie for four days in a row.
Four days. In a row. I sure hope it’s worth it. Four days of working meetings and intensive design sessions.
Where have I gone so wrong in life?
Look, I’ve poured my heart into motivating you people*, today’s the day to give something back. Motivate me, please, ’cause I got nothing this week.
*you know exactly who I mean.